Gimmie Some Of Your Tots!

by frozen in time

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Length: 510

Life changes dramatically for a certain high school student from Preston,Idaho when his uncle finally figures out how to properly use his interdimensional warp vibrator.

Napoleon Dynamite loved pegasi. He even has a sign on his door that says Pegasus Xing. He often wished that he could meet a live one. So when his Uncle Rico inadvertantly transports himself into Equestria, Napoleon must go in after him to save pony kind and free the pegasi from Uncle Rico's reign of terror! Who knows? He might even learn a thing or two about friendship along the way!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-12 23:41:29 UTC

Sighhhhh.

   "Can you bring me my chapstick?" Napoleon asked in an all to familiar tone. "Why dont you use the school nurse's? She has like a million of them" His brother, Kip replied in a bored voice. "Im not using hers you sicko!" Napoleon slammed the phone down. It was just another boring day in a tiny little town in Idaho. He headed off to class. "At least I can draw some animals now." He thought to himself.

   Meanwhile, back at Napoleon's home, his brother and uncle were plotting out how they could get rich. "I just dont think that we are going to get anywhere with this." Kip sighed. "I know what you mean Kip." uncle Rico sat down heavily onto the couch. "If only that time machine would work." Kip looked up. "You know, I used to work on a government project that was going to build a time machine. I bet if we open that thing up, I can fix it!"  "Was that before or after you were a cage fighter?" Uncle Rico deadpanned. "It cant be too hard." Kip said. He was starting to get frustrated with his uncle. "It will only take a second!" He grabbed a screwdriver and popped open the back panel on the time machine. "According to the manual, serious injury or death can result from swithching the red and green wires" Uncle Rico looked over at Kip. "Are you sure you know what you are doing?" Kip looked up with an unamused face. "They jsut say that to keep unqualified technicians from making adjustments. I know what Im doing." Kip fished around for a few more seconds and then closed the panel. "That should do it!" Kip said excitedly. "There were a few switches that were turned off. They do that to keep people from accidentally using it as an interdimensional teleport. I designed the first working model. It uses the same circuitry as a time machine." Uncle Rico just shook his head.

   Napoleon walked through the door of his house only to be choked out by acrid smoke. "KIP! DID YOU BURN MY TOTS?" He yelled angrily. No Answer. He walked into the kitchen only to find a charred note next to his uncle's "time machine". It read,

" Napoleon. If you get this note, it means that we have landed in 1982. Kip fixed the time machine and we have left to find our fortune sorry, we didnt have time to wait for you to get home.

-Uncle Rico"

   Napoleon threw down the note. "First he eats all my steak, and now he goes back to 1982 without me. Flipping idiot!"  The note fluttered to the ground and settled on the kitchen floor. Only to sink straight through it, exposing a portal of sorts. The world he saw on the other side was brightly colored. A stark contrast to the dreary blandness of Preston Idaho. Just as the portal began to fade again, he caught a glimpse of uncle Rico. Chasing a pegasus. A FLIPPING PEGASUS!