Chapter one – Starting off rough
“Ugh, wh-where am I? How did I get here?” Sam exclaimed to himself. He looked around, just noticed his surroundings as they truly are. “What is this place? Who am I? Why can’t I remember anything?” He noticed it was getting dark. “Buck, it’s getting dark. Wait, did I just say ‘Buck’?”There was a rustling in the bushes near him. “WHO’S THERE!?” No response. He decided to proceed cautiously toward the sounds.
As he got closer, though, he started to hear voices talking about something he couldn't yet tell; then giggling. It sounded to be a small group of about six people, all female. Upon arriving at the edge of a clearing he saw a few ponies gathered around. Where are the people I heard earlier? Guess I’ll go wait by their little ponies. He walked as casually as he could muster considering the situation he found himself in. Somehow he managed to sneak up on all six of the ponies, despite not being subtle about approaching them. These are some odd shaped and color mares. None like this back on the farm at home. A sudden feeling of homesickness overcame him. Sam didn't even notice when one of them said hello. “Oh, we have company girls. Hello, I’m Princess Twilight Sparkle. And you are…?” Still lost in thought he didn't notice. That is, until he bumped into one of them. “Oh…I-I’m so s-sorry.” The yellow coated one whispered as she rolled into a small ball. “Don’t sweat it. It was my fau-…” he stopped mid sentence as he realized he was talking to a yellow Pegasus he thought said sorry to him. I must be imagining things. I could have sworn I heard that pony talk and are those… wings? “Excuse me for asking, but are you okay? You look quite like you’re going to...*THUD*...pass out. Oh Celestia, let’s get...it...to a safe place. Let’s take it to my tree house” Twilight used her magic to lift Sam and they all trotted to Twilight's house.
It was well past midnight when Sam arose. *GRUNT* Ugh where am I? The last thing I remember was seeing some demon pon-... “GAH!!!” To his surprise he was in a big mass of cuddling between him and the mane six. If I’m careful enough maybe I can escape. But as soon as he moved the whole bunch began to stir in their sleep. Fearing that they may wake up he decided to play the waiting game. At least it’s cozy in here. Plus these demon things are rubbing me in all the right ways. He could feel his erection testing the limits of his slightly tight jeans.
. He soon felt his hands wandering hungrily, exploring the bodies of the animals that lay beside him. Sleep soon overtook him, though. He awoke to the smell of fresh omelets and the sound of the girls chatting about him. He saw the door and thought I could just walk out without incident but they seem to not be violent at the moment. Buck it; I’ll stay awhile. Sam stopped just outside the doorway of the kitchen. Let’s hear what they’re talking about. “So. Am I the only one who saw that our guest was having some really nice “dreams”. The purple coated one said. “Oh dearies don’t even get me started. I didn't know they get that big.” Sam gasped lightly and looked down to confirm that he indeed still had a case of ‘morning wood’. Doing his best to hide his raging boner he walked in.
“Uhh, good morning ladies.” All of them immediately straitened their posture trying to put on a show. The vibrant and lively pink one was first to speak.”WELL HI-YA THERE!!! I’M PINKIE PIE!!! WELL PINKAMINA DIANE PIE BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME PINKIE PIE SO YOU CAN TOO!!! EEEEEEEEPPP MAKING NEW FRIENDS!!! *GASP* WAIT YOU’RE NEW TO TOWN SO I HAVE TO THROW YOU A ‘WELCOME TO PONYVILLE’ PARTY.” And like that she was out the door. The rest of them proceeded with their introductions.
(Purple coat) ”I’m Princess Twilight Sparkle.” “Oh your highness. A pleasure.” He took a low bow. “Please call me Twilight.” I simply nodded and aimed myself at the next pony in the room.
(Yellow coat) She mumbled something he couldn't quite hear so took a step closer. “Beg your pardon.” She repeated herself while trying to back further into the corner she was standing in. “ Didn't quite catch that.” Twilight stepped in for her. “She says her name is Fluttershy and as her name entails she is a very shy pony.” “Oh. Very well a pleasure to meet...” when Sam turned around to greet Fluttershy who was gone and the window next to her corner was agape. “Very well. And who are you ma’am.” (White coat) “My name is Rarity. It’s truly nice to meet you sir.” “To you as well madam.” “And you are?”
(Orange coat) “Mah names Applejack. And this here’s Rainbow Dash.” “Oh fellow country folk. What Crops do you grow?” “Well mah family is in charge of growin’ the apples for all of Ponyville but we also sell to Canterlot.” “Interesting. I also grew apples for my small town. GAH!!!” Immediate pain surged through Sam when he thought about home before here. At that moment all the remaining ponies rushed to his side asking if he’s okay. The pain subsided quickly and he was on his feet again. “Sorry about that but when I think about home my head hurts.” Twilight had a quizzical look on her face. “Strange, but where is our manners girls. What is your name sir?”
“Oh my name’s Samuel, but y’all can call me Sam.” Twilight went up to Sam and took his hand in her hoof. “Follow me. What do you want in your omelet?” “Cheese, peppers, cilantro, and ham.” Twilight was quite stunned to hear that I didn't even need to think about it. “I just love omelets. I used to eat them every day before...” She cut him off before I could finish. “I understand”
