Gary Catched His Own Ponyby dtlux1ChaptersChapter 1Chapter 3Chapter 4Chapter ???Chapter ???420 Blaze It 4 LifeChapter ???Chapter 5Chapter 6 / Chapter 15Chapter 2Chapter 4.5HAPPY BIRTHDAY!Chapter ???Chapter 1Gary Oak was outsidse his Grandpa's lab when he was 8 years old. He was wishing for the time in his future when he would be 10 years old and choose his own starter Pokemon when he heard some sort of swooshing noise. "What was that?" asked Blue. He saw a blue box suddenly appear in front of him. "What?" he asked. He noticed one of the people to step out of the box, a little older than he remembered him being. "Hello Blue." he said. "Is that you red?" asked Green. "Yes," said Red, "I am from the future. I am 16 now." "Really?" asked Gary. "Yes," said Red, "I came to see you." "Hello," said Twilight the TOM, "I am with Red." "WHAT KIND OF POKEMON IS THAT!" screamed Trainer Green. "That's Twilight the James type Pokémon." said Red, "I caught her in Ponyville." "I can't wait to catch one of my own." said Trainer Blue, "I am only 8 now, but I will catch one when I am 10." "What ever you say Gary," said Red, "What ever you said. "Hello," said Lucario, "Nice to meet you, and bye." They then walked out a Door shaped like the letter N that said exit above it. "I need one of those Ponies." said Gary. "I vow to get one in the future, and I will make sure it is better than his. He then went back to playing with the Pokemon. 2 YEARS LATER! "Now that you are both here," said PROF. OAK, "You can choose your own Pokemon." "Do I get to pick first?" asked Red. "No," said PROF. OAK, "This story is about my grandson, so he picks first." "I told you I'd be better Red." said Green. "No Blue," said Red, "I will still be better." "I will get a pony before you do." said Gary. "I still have no idea what you are talking about." replied Red. "You will." replied Green. "Please stop arguing," said PROF. OAK, "And pick your Pokemon." "Ok." said Blue as he went over and looked at the Table. THIS IS THE POKEMON MAGIKHRP. DO YOU WANT THIS POKEMON? "No." he replied as he went to look at the next pokemon. THIS IS THE POKEMON FENNEKIN. DO YOU WANT THIS POKEMON? "YES!" screamed Gary as he chose it. DO YOU WANT TO GIVE A NICKNAME TO YOUR POKEMON? "Yes." Green replied agin, a little less fast. WHAT IS YOUR POKEMON'S NAME. PLEASE TYPE IT HERE. "Fennekin." Blue said as he typed in the name. YOU HAVE CHOSE THE NAME FENNEKIN. CONGRADULARTIONS! "YAY!" screamed Gary. "And I choose this one." said Red. RED OBTAINED LUGIA! "WHAT!" screamed Green, "WHY!" "I needed a starter that would be better than your starter," replied PROF. OAK, "So I got Lugia for him." "Ok then." said Red as he bagan to leave, "I'm gonna start my adventure now." "WAIT!" screamed Blue, "Let's have our first pokemon battle together." "Ok." replied Red. TRAINER RED HAS ISSUED A CHALLANGE! "Oh for god's sake Gary," replied PROF. OAK, "I will have to show you how to battle, won't I?" "No." said Green. "All you have to do is lower the other Pokemon's HP down to 0." replied PROF. OAK. "Then you win." "I beat you Red." replied Blue over his Grandpa, "Give me my money." "You need to give the winner money." said PROF. OAK matter of factly, "I will pay this time, but next time I won't pay." "Can we go now?" asked Gary. "Yes." said PROF. OAK, "You will need to take pictures and send them to me though. I will judge them accordingly, even though you two will commenly forget about the pictures. Just make sure they are perfect. Make them low quality close ups. See you later." Then the Rival music started to play as Blue left the Lab. "I wonder where I will go next." he said. He then went on his quest to find a pony just like the Red from the future had. He then went out a Blue Screen of Death shaped door. Author's Note And there is a new story. Hope you like it. Chapter 3"When we last saw our heros, they had just met. Gary Oak had caught Applejack. They had set out on an adventure to find Red and brag to him. What will happen in this episode of 'Trainer Green, Fennekin, and Applejack go on a berry hunt.' Find out this week. "Where are we?" asked Applejack? "I don't know," said Trainer Blue, "It seems to be some kind of clover feild." "I heard 4 leaf clovers are suposed to be lucky." said Applejack. "I need luck to find Red," said Gary, "I need to find one." "Good luck," said Applejack, "I am going to go get some cider." "Ok." said Trainer Green. Applejack then went to look for some apples. "Why is everything here green?" asked Applejack. "Because this is me land of magic." said a small guy. "Who are you?" asked Applejack. "I be Pablo the leprechaun," said Pablo, "And you will not git me pot o' gold!" "You have gold?" asked Applejack. "Um, no?" asked Pablo. "And why is your name spanish?" asked Applejack, "Aren't leprechauns Irish." "Don't question me name," said Pablo, "I still be Irish, me family just liked spanish people." "Is there an Irish leprechaun I can ask about stuff?" asked Applejack. "You can ask me." said Pablo, "I have a wee bit of a secret, I changed me name to Kelly O'neill." "Is that so?" asked Applejack, "I wish Rainbow Dash was here. She could tell me if you are lying or not. She is the element of honesty after all." "So do you believe me?" asked Kelly O'neill. "I do." said Applejack." "Good," said Kelly O'neil, "YOU WILL NEVER GIT ME POT O' GOLD!" "COME BACK HERE!" screamed Applejack. "I think I found one." said Green as he held it over his head, "I can't wait to show Appleja..." He riped it in 2 peices as he pulled his arms down from over top his head. "I guess it is time to go looking again." He then continued to look for more clovers that had 4 leaves. "I WILL GET YOUR POT OF GOLD!" yelled Applejack as she chaced Kelly O'neill. "YOU WILL NEVER GIT ME POT O' GOLD!" he screamed. Just then, 3 people fell out of the sky and landed on him. Where are we?" asked the man. "I have no idea." said the woman. "HEY! LOOK!" yelled the cat thingy, "A LEPRECHAUN AND HIS POT OF GOLD!" "YOU WILL NEVER GIT ME POT O' GOLD!" screamed Kelly O'neill. "Yes we will." said the guy. "WHO ARE YOU!" screamed Applejack. "To protect the world from devistation." "To unite all peoples within our nation." "To denounce the evils of truth and love." "To extend our reach to the stars above." "Jessie." "James." "Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light." "Surender now or prepare to fight." "MEOWTH! THAT'S RIGHT!" "WOBAFETTE!" "GIVE ME ME POT O' GOLD!" screamed Kelly O'neill. "Never!" they screamed as they ran away. "ME POT O' GOLD!" screamed Kelly O'neill. "I will help you get it back." said Applejack. "Thank you." said Kelly O'neill. They then ran after Team Rocket. "We sure tricked them." said Jessie as they started to run through a feild of clovers. "We kinda just said our motto and ran away with their gold." said James. "SHUT UP AND LET ME HAVE MY GLORY!" screamed Jessie. "Ok." said James. "Who's that up ahead?" asked Meowth. They looked up ahead and saw a boy with spiky hair. "It can't be." said Jessie. "GREEN!" screamed Applejack, "STOP THEM!" "Huh?" said Green, "Oh, these guys. I'll take care of them." "What do you plan to do to us?" asked Meowth. "GO! FENNEKIN!" screamed Green as he threw out his Fennekin. "FENNEKIN!" screamed Fennekin. "USE EMBER!" screamed Green. "WE'LL BE BACK!" screamed Jessie. Fennekin then shot Team Rocket in the face with fire. "LOOK'S LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" they screamed as they flew into the sky and made a sparkle. "Here you go Kelly," said Applejack, "You can have your pot of gold back." "ME POT O' GOLD!" he screamed as he hugged it, "Thankyou." "No problem." said Green, "I am awesome." "You can have a reward." said Kelly O'neill as he opened his pot of gold and a rainbow came out and went across the sky. "We couldn't take that." said Applejack. "No." said Kelly O'neill, "Take it." "Ok." said Applejack. He then took out 2 bowls, dipped them into his pot, and filled them with milk. "There ya go," said Kelly O'neil, "Some of mi gold." "This is cereal." said Applejack. "I's magically deliciouse." said Kelly O'neil. "I like it." said Green, "Thank you." "No problem." said Kelly O'neill, "It's the least I cin do after ye saved me pot o' gold." "We'll be leaving now." said Green. "Bye." he said. "Bye." they both said. "They then walked through a rainbow shaped door that said exit above it. "I told them they'd never find mi pot o' gold." said Kelly O'neil as he pulled a smaller pot from the bottom of the big pot of gold he had cereal in. Author's Note HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY! Chapter 4"Where are we now?" asked Applejack. "I have no idea." said Gary Oak. "Speedy Delivery." said a man who walked right up next to them. "Who are you?" asked Blue. "I'm Mr. McFeely," said Mr. McFeely, "I deliver letters." "Do you know where we are?" asked Applejack. "You are in Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood." he replied. "So what do we do?" asked Trainer Green. "I can take you to Mr. Rodgers." replied Mr. McFeely. "Ok." they said. Then they went to find Mr. Rodgers. It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, ,A beautiful day for a neighbor, Would you be mine? Could you be mine? It's a neighborly day in this beautywood, A neighborly day for a beauty, Would you be mine? Could you be mine? I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you, I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you. So let's make the most of this beautiful day, Since we're together, we might as well say, Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you please, Won't you please, Please won't you be my neighbor? "Hi television neighbor, I'm glad we're together again." "Why'd he change his shoes and sweater?" asked Applejack, "What was wrong with the ones he had on?" "Speedy Delivery." said Mr. McFeely. "And what do you have for us today Mr. McFeely?" asked Mr. Rodgers. "I have some new Neighbors." he replied. "How wonderful," said Mr. Rodgers, "New Neighbors." "It is a beutyful day." said Gary Oak. "A great day to be neighbors," Mr. Rodgers replied, "Won't you be my neighbor?" "Ok." said Green. "Why do you have a traffic light in your house?" asked Applejack. "It's a beutyful day." replied Mr. Rodgers. "That didn't answer my question." replied Applejack. "Where did you get your sweaters?" asked Blue. "My mom knitted them for me." he responded. "I wish my mom did that." said Gary Oak. "I don't have a mom." said Applejack sadly. "That's ok." said Mr. Rodgers, "Know that where ever they are, they will always love you, and as long as you have your love for them, it's ok. Just remember the happy times you shared, and always dwell on those. Forget the bad times you had and be happy. As long as you still have your love for them, they will always love you." "Thankyou." said Applejack. "It's always good to see one of my neighbors happy." he replied. "Now what do we do?" asked Trainer Blue. "Who wants to go to the land of make believe?" asked Mr. Rodgers. "I do." said Gary Oak. "Let's go over and see Trolley." replied Mr. Rodgers. "YAY!" "Yesterday we pretended that King Friday let everyone play together, but some of the people weren" "WE'RE OFF TO THE LAND OF MAKE BELIEVE!" screamed Trainer Blue. Author's Note Happy Birthday Mr. Rodgers, happy 86th, and RIP. Chapter ???"Why did the trolley stop?" asked Applejack. "Did you lay on the break Mr. Rodgers?" asked Green. "No," he replied, "I did not." "It seems that we are near some kind of forest." said Applejack. They were near some kind of forest. "I like nature," said Mr. Rodgers, "You don't have to be afraid of nature." "THAT IS A GREAT LESSON!" screamed Blue. "I thought you liked Nature," said Applejack, "With you being a Pokémon trainer and practically living in nature." "DON'T DISCRACE MR. ROGERS'S TEACHINGS!" screamed Gary Oak in response. "Ok." responded Applejack. "I love the smell of flowers and the colour blue." said Mr. Rodgers, "Don't you also like them?" "I LOVE FLOWERS!" screamed Green, "ESPESIALLY ONES THE COLOUR OF MY NAME!" "Is that right Blue?" asked Applejack. "YES IT IS!" he screamed, "Why do you think I spent so long looking for a clover?" "Why did you?" asked Mr. Rodgers. "Because they are green," replied Blue, "Just like my name." "Ok." said Applejack. "The blue flowers are right over there." said Mr. Rodgers. "Can we go have a look at them?" asked Gary Oak. "I love it," said Mr. Rodgers, "Let's go right now." They then went over to go and see the blue flowers. "What kind of flowers are these?" asked Green. "I think they are *INSERT BLUE FLOWER NAME HERE*," said Applejack, "But I forget what they do." "Everything written up to this point was written at the author's school.' said Mr. Rodgers. "What?" asked applejack from the authors home, where he continued to write this. "I like flowers like these one," said Green, "They smell good. Too bad they are Blue and not green like my name." "I want to pick some flowers for my neighbors." replied Mr. Rodgers. "let's go then." said Gary Oak, "I just wish I was named after a colour like Red, then these might go with my name." "To protect the world from devistation." "To unite all peoples within our nation." To denounce the evils of truth and love." "To extend out reach to the stars above." "Jessie." "James." "Team rocket blasts off at the speed of light." "Surender now or prepare to fight." "MEOWTH! THAT'S RIGHT!" "WOBBAFETTE!" They had appeared right in the middle of the blue flowers. "Don't hurt those flowers friends." said Mr. Rodgers. "WE DON'T CARE!" screamed Team Rocket. "I am going to ask you again," said Mr. Rodgers, "Get off the flowers. They are our friends." "We only want pokemon," said Meowth, "We don't care about these flowers." "Get off tthem." said Mr. Rodgers as he held a gun up to them. "DON'T SHOOT!" they screamed."WE'LL GET OFF!" "Thank you." he said as they stepped off the flowers. "FENNEKIN!" screamed Gary Oak, "EMBER!" Fennekin then used ember. "!NIAGA FFO GNITSALB S'TEKCOR MAET EKIL SKOOL" "What?" asked Applejack. "Why is that fox glowing?" asked Mr. Rodgers. "Huh?" asked Blue. FENNEKIN IS EVOLVING! "What?" asked Applejack. "FENNEKIN IS EVOLVING!" screamed Green. "Fennekin" said Fennekin as it was evolving. CONGLAGURASHONS! YOUR FENNEKIN HAS EVOLVED INTO A BRAIXEN! "Fennekin!" screamed Gary, "I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!" "So now what?" asked Applejack. "Let's pick some flowers." replied Blue. "I love flowers." said Mr. Rodgers. They then started to pick flowers, not knowing what was going to happen the next day. TO BE CONTINUED... Author's Note I hope you like it, I will finish some time this week. Chapter ???"HI! FRED RODGERS HERE! WITH MY NEW PRODUCT TOLLY CLEAN! "What was that noise?" asked Green as he awoke from his slumber, "Her? Applejack, what was that noise?" He looked over to see where Applejack was, only to see a blue glob in her place. "What?" asked the Blue Glob. "WHERE IS APPLEJACK AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER!" screamed Blue as he put his fists in a position to punch it. "Gary?" asked the blue blob, "Is that you?" asked the blob. "WHERE'S APPLEJACK!" he screamed again. "I am Applejack." said the blob. "No," said Gary Oak, "You are a shiny ditto." "No I'm no..." the blob then looked at itself. "WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!" it screamed. "I have no idea." said Blue, "But use transform." "How do I do that?" it asked. "Think." replied Bleeny. The blue blob then transformed into a sparkling gold Applejack. "Why am I gold?" asked Applejack. "Because you were a shiny ditto, so now you are a shiny Applejack." replied Green. "Ok." she said, "Now what?" "I head a noise outside the tent,' replied Gary Oak, "Let's go investigate." They then went outside to see what was going on. "Hello?" asked Green, "Is anyone here?" "HI!" screamed a guy with a black beard, black mustache, and black hair, "FRED RODGERS HERE! AND TODAY I WANT TO YOU MY NEW PRODUCT TROLLEY CLEAN!" "Billy Mays?" asked Blue. "Isn't he dead?" asked Applejack the Victini. "Yes." he replied. "FROM THE CREATORS OF ONIX CLEAN COMES MY NEW PRODUCT! TROLLEY CLEAN! CLEAN YOUR TROLLEY IN ONLY 15 MINUTES!" screamed Billy Rodgers. "Is that you Mr. Rodgers?" asked Green. "FOR ONLY 299.99 YOU TOO COULD HAVE THIS AMAZING PRODUCT!" he screamed in reply. "Nope," replied Gary, "Still sounds like Billy Mays to me." "AND THATS NOT ALL!" he screamed, "EVERYTHING IN THIS STORY WAS WRITTEN WHILE THE AUTHOR WAS IN SCHOOL! IF YOU CAN CALL BEFORE HE GETS HOME TROLLEY CLEAN WILL BE YOURS FOR ONLY 298.59!" "What?" asked Blue from the author's house. "I'M SORRY! YOU HAD 4 HOURS TO CALL BEFORE THIS CHAPTER WAS DONE AND UPLOADED! GET YOU TROLLEY CLEAN NOW!" "I took a picture of him." said Applejack. "Can I see it?" asked Gary Oak. "Yes." said Applejack as she showed the picture to Green. "I still say it's billy Mays." said Green. "Now what?" asked Applejack. "I have to use the bathroom." said Blue. "Why are you on your tiptoes?" asked Applejack. "No idea." he responded. He then went to go to the bathroom. "WHY DON'T YOU USE THIS TROLLY AS YOUR BATHROOM!" screamed Mr. Rodgers. "Why?" asked Gary. "I WILL DEMONSTRATE HOW THIS PRODUCT WORKS!" "Ok." said Blue as he took a crap on the trolley. "Why do you have a cutie mark?" asked Applejack? "What?" he asked as he looked at his butt. "AAGHGHGFHDGWUDSWYDGSWDGUYABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!" he screamed. "DON'T WORRY!" screamed Fred Rodgers, "WITH MY NEW PRODUCT TTROLLEY CLEAN YOU CAN BURN OFF ANY TATTOO! IT IS 99.99% ACID!" "WHERE DID THIS COME FROM!" screamed Blue. "I have no idea," said Applejack, "And why is your hair getting longer and changing color?" "WHY ME!" screamed Green. "YOU CAN BURN OFF YOUR HAIR WITH MY NEW PRODUCT! TROLLEY CLEAN!" "SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!" "Hey." said Applejack, "Look what I can do." Applejack then turned into a Green colour Trainer Red. "What?" asked Gary. "I can change forms." she said as she was now herself again, but gold and a unicorn. "Of course you can," replied Blue, "You are a Ditto. They can do that." "YAY!" screamed Applejack. "I still have to pee," replied Green, "I'll be behind that tree if you need me." "TROLLEY CLEAN WILL RESTORE YOUR TROLLEY TO IT'S FORMER GLORY!" "That's nice to know Mr. Rodgers." replied Applejack. "AAAGGHGHGGHGHHHGGGGGGGGGABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!" came a scream from behind the tree. "Come on Mr Rodgers," said Applejack, "We should go see what that was about." "AND FOR JUST $299.99 YOU COULD HAVE THIS PACK OF TROLLEY CLEAN!" "SHUT UP!" screamed Applejack as she took Mr. Rodgers up with her magic, "Wow, being a unicorn comes in handy." "IF YOU PUT ME DOWN TROLLEY CLEAN COULD BE YOURS FOR ONLY 289.98!" "SHUT UP!" she screamed. "What is it green?" asked Applejack. "No." he said. "No what?" "NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!" he started to scream. Applejack then hit him across his face. "SNAP OUT OF IT!" she screamed. "I'm sorry." he said, sounding more femanin. "Now what's wrong?" Applejack asked. "I'm a girl." He said. "What was that?" asked Applejack. I'm a girl." He said again. "One more time?" asked Applejack. "I'M A GIRL!" he screamed. "What?" she asked sounding confused. "FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY ANY MAN THAT TURNED INTO A FEMALE CAN GET TROLLEY CLEAN FOR ONLY 199.99!" "SHUT UP!" screamed Green. "I'm sorry Green." said Applejack. "Might as well call me Leaf now." Leaf replied. "Ok Leaf." said Applejack. "Great." replied Leaf, "Even the author is calling me Leaf now." "Yes I am." I replied. "I am the one who wrote you as a girl." "I HATE YOU!" she yelled. "I know." I replied. "So now what?" asked Applejack. "I'm going to take a nap." replied Leaf. "Ok." said Applejack. Leaf then went off to sleep. 2 HOURS LATER "I'm up." said Leaf. "Um, Leaf?" said Applejack. "Yes?" she replied. "You're a pony now." "What?" asked Leaf as she Looked down at her hooves. "I told you." replied Applejack. "AAAGAHGHGHGHGGHGHGABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!" TO BE CONTINUED! Author's Note I was going to make this chapter longer, but then I noticed I haven't updated in 11 days, and there is no excuse for that. 420 Blaze It 4 LifeWhen we last saw our heroes, they were ~~fepping~~ ~~stripping~~ ~~dancing~~. well, I'm out of ideas soooooooooo, ON WITH THE STORY mR. RODGERS began strolling down DOWN the street solemnly when he caught a glimpse of something peculiar. "Oh my, what is that?" He blinked with the force of ten Machamps to clear his sight. The figure jumps out of the bush. "Hiyah! The name's Bill!" "Eeh, hi?" "So the chapter is over because the author wants this to end in a cliffhanger!" "Okay?" Bill the PokeManiac waves at Mr. Rodgers. I lied. Suddenly Mr. Rodgers in his super mecha unicorn form juped out from the bushes that randomly grew in the mall they were in. Suddenly flames engulfed the entire mall as the support beams exploded and the floor above them colapeasbrd onto them and exploded into fire and explosions and fire and explosions and fire and explosions and fire and explosions and fire and explosions and fire and explosions and fire and explosions. The floor crashed down and hit Glue and set him on fire. Super Mecha Mr. Rodgers squirted his emergency special juices out of his tube to save Bleen from the super cyborg fire of death. Suddenly they were teleported by Applechak into space where they could not breathe. They were about to die and then suddenly out of suddenly of the somewhere Professor Doctor Mr. Mecha Super Duper Cyborg Rodgers saved the day and everything turned back to normal expect for Mr. Rodgers who remained in his Professor Doctor Mr. Super Mecha Rodgers form. <3 Chapter ???"Which way should we go and look?" asked Leaf. "YOU CAN BUY TROLLEY CLEAN™ NOW!" screamed Mr. Rodgers. "That's nice," said Leaf, "Any ideas Applejack?" "..." "That's right," remembered leaf, "You turned into a skeleton." "YOU CAN BUY TROLLEY CLEAN™ NOW!" screamed Mr. Rodgers. "Who do you think has the cure for Poison Joke?" asked Leaf. "TROLLEY CLEAN!™" screamed Mr. Rodgers. "No thank you," said Leaf, "I need the cure for poison joke right now, not Trolley Clean™." "Hello you stupid folk, I guess you've encounterd some poison joke?" asked some Zebra that no one knows the name of because she is evil.. "TROLLEY CLEAN!™" screamed Mr. Rodger. Then all of a sudden, Leaf's phone started to ring. "Sorry," she said, "I gotta take this." She then picked up the phone. "N'yello?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SON!" screamed the voice through the phone. "Ah, WTF? How did your dad get my number?" Leaf asked to Mr. Rodgers. "NO! My dad is DEAD!" said Mr. Rodgers. "THEN WHO WAS PHONE!" screamed Leaf. Then a skeleton popped out, but not before they noticed a person fall into a lake. "WE HAVE TO HELP THAT GUY!" screamed Leaf. "That guy can not be helped," said the Zebra, "For his fate has been kelped." "Kelped?" asked Leaf. "TROLLEY CLEAN!™" screamed Mr. Rodgers. "Kelped means you've eaten beans." said the Zebra. "Ok then." said Leaf, "I'm going to go help that guy now." But leaf was too late, the boy had drowned. "He drowned." said Leaf. "It was a shame we didn't know his name." said the Zebra. "His name was Ben." said Leaf. ""How do you know this bro.?" asked the Zebra. "It was written on his copy of Majora's Mask he had with him," replied Leaf, "On the better side of things, I GOT A FREE COPY OF MAJORA'S MASK! :D" Just then a smiling dog jumped up and grabbed the cart from Leaf. "HEY!" screamed leaf as she ran after the smiling dog. "DO NOT CHASE THAT PUP OR IT WILL THROW UP!" screamed the Zebra as she started to chase Leaf. "TROLLEY CLEAN!™" screamed Mr. Rodgers as he too, started to run after them. 8 HOURS LATER! "I guess we won't catch that smileing dog," said Leaf, "And I am getting tired." "Me too, enough to sue." said the Zebra. "Trolley *pant* clean?™" asked Mr. Rodgers, sounding tired. "GO TO SLEEP!" said Jeff. "I think I will." said Leaf. "I will go to sleep, like a sheep." said the Zebra. "Trolley clean?™" asked Mr. Rodgers tiredly. "Don't mind if I do." said Jeff. He then took the trolley clean™ and poured it all over his face. "AAAAGGGHGHGHGHGGHHABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!!!!!" screamed Jeff, "WHAT KIND OF TROLLEY CLEAN™ IS THIS!" "It's Jellybean flavored Trolley Clean™." replied Mr. Rodgers. "YOU HAVE FOUND MY WEAKNESS!" screamed Jeff right before running off into a black area. Then the people went to sleep. Several song filled hours later... It was now night time. "That was a nice dream." said Leaf. "You must choke on poison joke." said the Zebra. "TROLLEY CLEAN!™" screamed Mr. Rodgers. "We have to go out into the night." said Leaf. "What is this note I found in a coat." asked the Zebra. Leaf read it outloud. The cure for poison joke is... "We need to find more notes." said Leaf. They went outside, and wanted to look for more notes when the noticed they were in a forest. "What's happening?" asked Leaf. "TROLLEY CLEAN!™" screamed Mr. Rodgers. "Let's go farther into the forest." said Leaf. They then went farther into the forest, not seeing a tall and slender man in a suit looking at them. 3 DAYS LATER... Dear Diary, I have found some notes, but none of them are helpful. I have learned to write with my mouth, and be a pony. I got separated from my friends when a tall and slender man started to chase after us. I still have Applejack's skeleton, but Mr. Rodgers has my revive. I have given up on trying to find the cure for poison joke, and will live the rest of my life as a pony. I am writing this with some of my own blood and a feather I found. I started to bleed after I cut myself on some sharp rocks. I just hope that I can live the rest of my life as a pony peacefully. Until next time, Leaf Oak. Liking what she wrote, Leaf went to sleep in her shelter she made in a old car. She was in the back seat, and had found a heater to stay warm during the nights. It was solar powered. "I can live here for the rest of my life." she thought outloud. ""Maybe we can open up this car with a crowbar." said a voice from outside the car. 'Could it be?' Leaf thought. Just then something ripped through the roof of the car, letting the light shine in. "TROLLEY CLEAN!™" screamed a voice. "MR RODGERS‽" screamed Leaf. "Let's get out of here, for I fear that the end in near." said the Zebra. "TROLLEY CLEAN™ IS SAFE TO DRINK!" Mr. Rodgers screamed as he drank a bottle of Trolley Clean that was 99.99% acid. After the entire bottle was gone, he spoke again. "Why hello neighbor," he said, "What are we doing here on such a beutiful day?" "IS THAT THE CURE!" screamed Leaf as she grabbed the Trolley Clean™ and started to drink the entire bottle. "AAAAAAAGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGGHHGHGHHHGHABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!!!" screamed Lean as (s)he suddenly had his/her body change from pony to human and from female to male in the period of 3.141592 seconds. "That was not the cure, for you have had four." said the Zebra. ""SMELL YOU LATER!" Green screamed as he ran to the trolley. "You don't know how to drive my trolley neighbor." said Mr. Rodgers. "Can you show me how?" asked Blue. "You can not drive an orange," said the Zebra, "For it has no..." The zebra paused. Then it fell over and dies because there is no rime for orange. "Press that button." said Mr. Rodgers. "DOOR HINGE!" screamed green as he pressed the button. "SMELL YOU LATER!" The trolley then went speeding off into the distance. HERE! IMAGES APPEAR IN ORDER THEY WERE IN STORY! Author's Note Now back to the main story, finally. :D Chapter 5"When we last saw our heros, I have no idea what happened, because I forget the last normal update, so go back and read it if you want to. What will happen this week on Gary Oak finds a date? STAY TOONED TO FIND OUT!" "I'm board." said Green. "You could always try to use that revive on our Neighbor again." said Mr. Rodgers. "GREAT IDEA!" screamed Blue as he, GARY MOTHERF*CKING OAK, used the revive on Applejack. "What happened?" asked Applejack. "I killed you." said Gary Oak. "WHY!" screamed Applejack. "You annoyed me and pissed me off." replied Blue. "Now what?" asked Applejack. "I could help." said Bobanook the green duck." What will you do?" asked Green. "Today is friday the 13th, so you have to be caureful." said Bobanook. "F*** THAT!" screamed Blue, "I DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT CRAP!" "Your loss." said Bobanook. Gary then went over and punched a mirror. His hand started to bleed badly when the mirror broked. "AAAAAAGGGGHGHGHHGHGHGHHABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!" screamed Green. Bobanook then walked under a ladder. "That's bad luck too." said Green as he wrapped his hand in some band-aids. "Oh, a four leaf clover." said Bobanook as he picked it up and pinned it to him. "Why is that so good?" asked Applejack. "Because it brings good luck." said Bobanook. "But 4 leaf clovers can’t actually be brining luck, ’cause if they did finding them would be luck, wich’d cause a positive feedback loop, and given that luck must be a conserved property due to the commonality of zero-sum games, that’d quickly concentrate all luck into a few individuals who started out slightly above average, wich’d be lucky enough to realize this causing them to compete until all luck in the world belonged to a single individual. A good individual being the only one with any luck would not feel very lucky over it, and a bad individual would quickly just remove any other sapient and is thus excluded from reasoning due to antropic reasons. Given this, the initial assumption is inconsistent, QED. Realize this reasoning can be generalized to any luck bringer which can be found using mainly luck." said Gary Oak. "I FOUND ANOTHER ONE!" screamed Bobanook. "It isn't lucky," said Blue as he walked under a ladder, "It won't bring you any good luck." Just then, Green got hit by a train, because, like harold, he wasn't paying attention." "That reminds me of a poem." said Mr. Rodgers, "Want to hear it neighbor?" "No." said Applejack. "It would be called out for copywright." said Bobanook." "I could just link to it then." said Mr. Rodgers. "Yes," said Bobanook, "Feel free to do that." "Here is the link." said Mr. Rodgers. "I found another 4 leaf clover." said Bobanook, "But I have to go now. Toontown Rewritten is not coming out anytime soon, and I am holding it back by not being there to force them to release it." "How would you do that?" asked Applejack. "With this gun." said Bobanook. "Here Neighbor," said Mr. Rodgers, "Take some exploding bullets that kill anything in a 100 yard radius." "Thank you," sadi Bobanook as he threw a black hole on the floor, and jumpped in it. "I hate you." said a Green in a bunch of casts and other things. He then threw another bottle of Trolley Clean on applejack, and she turned back into an item skeleton. "Now let's go forward." said Blue as he and Mr. Rodgers went on to their next adventure. Author's Note UNIKITTY! Chapter 6 / Chapter 15"When we last saw our group of travelers, they had some bad luck. They had also seen a Green duck that they may or may not have known. The duck found a 4 leaf clover, to which Green said if they were lucky, then the person that found one will find more, getting all the luck. That was his quote from Pokemon. They had all kinds of luck, and Blue may even be getting tired of Applejack again. What will happen in this weeks episode of The Ledgend of Korra? Stay tuned to find out! Continues from here. "What are we doing now?" asked Applejack. "We are looking for the way back to the trolley," said B=Gary, "I have told you this 42 times now." "But what are we doing?" Applejack asked again. "You know what?" asked Green, "Have some of this." He then poured more Trolley Clean all over her. BLUE AQUIRED PLASTIC PONY SKELETON! "Thank you," said Mr. Rodgers, "She was starting to get annoying." Just then, a portal opened up. "Where are we?" asked Trainer Red. "Red?" asked Gary Oak. "Green?" asked Red. "I hate to break up this reunion," I said, "But we have more important stuff to..." I paused when I looked at what Gary was holding. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER!" I screamed and asked. "Do to who?" asked Twilight. "That isn't important right now," I said, "We need to find a place to hide." "Why?" asked Blue. "Listen to me," I said, "There are a bunch of crazy people trying to find us, and if we don't do something fast, they will..." "Too late." I was cut off by a voice that had appeared. "CRAP!" I screamed. Just then, I, TwilightSparkleLover666, took over the story again. "I love BRONIES!" screamed the author. "Why WOULDN'T you love Bronies?" asked Blue, "Wait. WHY wouldn't I SAY THAT!" "Because Bronies ARE AWESOME AND have NOT taken over the story." replied the author. "That's just great." said Blue. "Make the author do something he hates." suggested PonyFanBoy35. "Why do that?" asked FunnyK111, "He is fat, but not really that bad." "He made this story," I replied, "Let's make him do stuff that he hates." "Ok." replied FunnyK111. "I am a f****." said the author. Hmm, I thought to myself, He didn't seem to hesitate when he said that. Almost like it wasn't forced. Let's try something else. "I hate POKEMON!" screamed the author. Just then, his computer screen cracked. It turned all red, as if this was a creepy pasta. "NEVER INSULT POKEMON!" I screamed at him as I took control over the story again, "I WILL KILL YOU WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS! I PROMISE THAT! NEVER SAY THAT!" "WHAT IS HAPPENING!" screamed TwilightSparkleLover666, as he couldn't breath. "I WILL FINISH THIS!" I screamed as I threw a portal onto the wall and made everyone go through it. "Follow me if you dare..." "He's gone," I, TwilightSparkleLover666, said as I regained control of the story. "What happened?" asked FunnyK111. "He left this link with a message saying the password is password." I said. "Should we follow him?" asked FunnyK111. "Yes," I said, "It is the only way..." WEB ARCHIVE USERS MUST CLICK HERE! TO BE CONTINUED... Chapter 2"where am I now?" asked Gary. He had just spent 6 years searching for a pony of his own. He had finally given up and decided to go to the next town. He decided to walk towards Ponyville. "I wonder what this town is?" he asked himself. "OH! I KNOW!" screamed Pinkie Pie. "THIS IS PONYVILLE!" "Did you just say Ponyville?" asked Blue. "YES I DID!" she screamed, "WE JUST HAD A PARTY FOR MY FRIEND TWILIGHT!" "Twilight?" asked Green. "YES!" said Pinky, "She just left with a Red guy. He was Really nice, said they were going to Mt. Lake Rage in Kalos." "So this is Ponyville?" he asked. "Yes." "And Twilight was here?" "Yes." "And she was taken by a Red guy?" "Yes." "Can you show me where?" asked Blue. "Okie Dokie Lokie." she replied. She then took him off to the place where they just had the going away party. "So this is where the party was?" he asked. "Yes it was." she replied. "Hey Pinkie," said Applejack, "Where do you want these left over streamers?" "Over there." said Pinkie. "I need to catch that pony." said Gary as he got out a Pokeball. "GO! FENNEKIN!" he screamed. "FENNEKIN!" it replied. "FENNEKIN! USE EMBER ON THE ORANGE ONE!" Green screamed. Fennekin then used ember on the unsespecting Applejack. "AAGGGGGGHHHHHHHABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZJHWHHFDHFHSFHSFHFJFSJHSFVBUJWUF!" she screamed. "GO! POKEBALL!" screamed Blue as he threw the Pokeball. Applejack got sucked inside it. The pokeball shook 1, 2, and then 3 times, then 4, 5, six, 7th, eighth, ninerd, 10st, 11, 12, 13th, 14rd, 15st, 16nd, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21rd, 22st, 23nd, 24, 25, 26st, 27th, twenty 8, 29, thirty, 31th, 32nd, thirty-third, 34, 35st, and then a 36th time. Then it clicked. "Ok," said Gary, "I got aa pony, just wait until red sees me now." "You can have her." said Rarity. "Yeah," said Rainbow Dash, "She was pony that no fly and no get around good as me." "I like it with only 4 of us here." said Fluttershy, "It will be more quiet." "She never did anything anyways." said Pinky, "I am glad you are taking her." "Ok then." said Gary as he called Back Fennekin, "Fennekin, return." He then went towards the door with an exit sign above it. "SMELL YA LATER!" he screamed as he walked through the door. Author's Note A new adventure begins as Gerry Oak and his new Pony Applejack head out to find Red and show him what they can do. Chapter 4.5"Where are we?" asked Applejack. "We are going to the land of make believe." replied Mr. Rodgers. "But where are we right now?" she asked. "HE TOLD YOU WE WERE GOInG TO THE LAND OF MAKE BELIEVE!" screMed Blue. "This is the void between worlds." replied Mr. Rodgers. "And what's that?" asked Applejack as she looked towArds the black void. "I have to hide now," said Mr. Rodgers as he hid, "Don't mention that I'm here." "What's happening?" asked Gary Oak. "PATATOS!" screamed a voice that Green recognized. "Huh?" asked Gary, "Red?" "He can understand us unless we talk directly to him." replied the female that was with them. "And what's that blured out image there?" Red asked as he pointed towArds Applejack. "That is his pony." replied the female. "Ash trolley Mr. Rodgers Wii people Lord Malak Koonabob Toontown With A Little People In Cake Glados." replied Red, "Crap Mario Lucario Hugging." "What the crap did you just say?" asked Green. "I said you couldn't talk directly to him!" screamed Martha. "I bet he is hearing us as that type of speech to." replied Applejack. "Eevee?" replied his Eevee questionably. "That is the vehicle they were in when they went through a portal thing." replied the woman. "This is interesting and all Applejack," said Gary Oak, "But this is getting boring. I all ready knew he had Twilight, so nothing is that interesting." "But what about that little thing with him, the thing that said Eevee?" asked Applejack. "It is interesting that he got an Eevee, but still nothing else." said Trainer Green. "What now?" asked Twilight. "No idea." replied te woman. "SMELL YOU LATER!" screamed Blue as he hit the trolley and it sped away. "I didn't think hitting this trolley would make it speed up." Green thought out loud. "It didn't," replied Mr. Rodgers, "I laid on the gas peddle by mistake." "It sounds better when I say it sped up because I hit it." replied Blue. "What's that up ahead?" asked Applejack. "That's the entrecôte to the land of make believe." said Mr. Rodgers. "THE LAND OF MAKE BELIEVE!" screamed Blue, "YAY!" Then they went throughout the tunnel and into The land of Make Believe. Author's Note YAY! THE OTHER HALF OF THE STORY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"I have a very short time here." I said to all of them, "Team Rocket made me go 5 minutes over schedule." "We are back to normal." they said, exept Mr Rodgers, who was still his same old self. "Yes, "I said, "I wrote you like that for this chapter." "Why?" they asked. "TROLLEY CLEAN FOR ONLY $299.99!" "You better not make me go over schedule." I said to him. "BUY IT NOW!" "OH!" I screamed, "HERE HE COMES! HIDE!" "Ok." they then went to hide. "Hello?" asked FunnyK111, "Where am I and how'd I get here?" "SURPRISE!" we all yelled, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "YOU CAN GET ONE FREE CASE OF TROLLEY CLEAN FOR FREE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!" screamed Mr. Rodgers. "I LOVE TROLLEY CLEAN!" screamed FunnyK111. "We didn't really get any gifts." said Gary Oak, "The author here didn't tell us this was going to happen." "Couldn't he just wright in presents?" asked FunnyK111. "I just wright," I said, "You know about the plot." "So wright in some presents." he said. "Ok." I said. "We got you presents." said Gary Oak, "Here's mine." "It says from Fart on here." replied FunnyK111. "That's because his name is fart," I said, "You can name your rivals." "I hate you." said Fart. "I know." I replied. "This is just a rock." said FunnyK111. "A pet rock." I read off of the package. "Ok then." said FunnyK111. "Here is my present next." said Applejack. She handed him her present. "It is a bottle of mouthwash." he said unenthusiastcally. "APPLEJACK! WHY WOULD YOU GET HIM THAT!" I scolded. "You are the one that wrote it into existance so I could give it to him." she replied flatly. "Mr. Rodgers allready gave me his present," said FunnyK111, "Now all you have to do is give me your's" He was looking right at me. "I am wrighting this chapter with you in it." I said, "I think that is good enough a present." "Can we sing then?" He asked. "I have 5 minutes." I said, "Sure." "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR FUNNYK111 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!" "BLUE CAKE!" he screamed. "Yep," I said, "Blue cake. "Now what." he asked. "I have 4 more minutes," I said, "Let's talk about what will happen in the future." "Like what?" he asked. "Celestia will make an apearence in this fanfic." I said. "Anything else?" he asked. "Red and Fart will meet too." I said. "Is that it?" he asked. "No," I said, "There will also be, OH! LOOK AT THE TIME! WE HAVE TO GO!" "Why?" he asked. "IN 1 MINUTE WE WILL BE STUCK IN THIS STORY FOREVER BECAUSE IT WON'T BE YOUR BIRTHDAY ANYMORE!" "THEN LET'S GO!" He screamed. "Bye!" we called out back to them. "BYE!" they called back. We then left the fanfic with 30 seconds to spare, or less. Chapter ???"HOW AM I A PONY!" screamed Leaf. "No idea," said Shiny Applejack, "But maybe it was the stuff." "WHAT STUFF!" screamed Leaf. "The poison joke?" asked Applejack. "FOR ONLY $197.01, ANYONE WHO TOUCHED POISON JOKE CAN GET TROLLEY CLEAN!" yelled Fred Rodgers. "SHUT UP!" screamed Applejack and Leaf at the same time. "So what will we do?" asked Leaf. "Go find the cure for poison joke." replied Applejack. "And what is that?" asked Leaf. "Drinking urine." replied Applejack. (CONTENT REMOVED BY PETA.) "I DON'T HAVE THE CURE TO POISON JOKE XD" laughed Applejack, "I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU DRINK URINE X3" "So you don't have the cure for poison joke?" asked Leaf. "NOPE XD!" said Applejack. "TROLLY CLEAN!" screamed Mr. Rodgers, "NOW ONLY 圓1 FOR ANYONE WHO DRANK URINE! IT'S 99.99% ACID!" "Can I buy some?" asked Leaf as she handed ¥1 to Mr. Rodgers. He then opened the Trolley Clean and spilled the entire gallon onto Applejack. "AAAAAAAGGGHHGGHHHGHHABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!!!!!!" screamed Applejack Applejack then fell over dead, being just a skeleton. "I have a Revive," said Leaf, "But I won't use it on her until we find the cure for poison joke." Leaf went to put Applejack's skeleton into his bag, but a message appeared. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ROOM IN YOUR BAG! THROW AWAY AN ITEM TO MAKE ROOM FOR 'NOT AT ALL MURDERED PLASTIC PONY SKELETON'? "DA*N IT!" screamed Leaf, "Let's see, what items do I have that I can throw away?" "THROW AWAY 151 ESCAPE ROPES? "I need those," said Leaf as she looked for something else to throw away," What else do I have?" THROW AWAY HM69 SPLASH? "No," said Leaf, "I also need that." THROW AWAY MASTER BALL? "Yes," said Leaf, "I have an Action Replay anyways." HOW MANY SHOULD BE TOSSED? "How about 9001?" TOSSED 9001 MASTER BALLS. NOT AT ALL MURDERED PLASTIC PONY SKELETON WAS PUT IN BAG> "Now that that's over with," said Leaf, "Let's go find the cure for poison Joke. They then went farther into the forest. " Author's Note Author's Note on last main chapter... I was going to make this chapter longer, but then I noticed I haven't updated in 11 days, and there is no excuse for that. Last time this story was updated... April 25th 2014. Days between updates... 42 day. Conclusion... I AM SO SORRY! I HAVEN'T BEEN UPDATING THIS STORY AND I FEEL BAD! SORRY TO PEOPLE THAT LIKE IT! But hey, answer to life, the universe, and everything is the time between these updates :D I am sorry, and it won't happen again (I hope). Also, next chapter should conclude April Fools update. Wow, I am still on April Fools update. I feel bad for that. It will be over though, and I can get on with the story :D
Chapter 1Gary Oak was outsidse his Grandpa's lab when he was 8 years old. He was wishing for the time in his future when he would be 10 years old and choose his own starter Pokemon when he heard some sort of swooshing noise. "What was that?" asked Blue. He saw a blue box suddenly appear in front of him. "What?" he asked. He noticed one of the people to step out of the box, a little older than he remembered him being. "Hello Blue." he said. "Is that you red?" asked Green. "Yes," said Red, "I am from the future. I am 16 now." "Really?" asked Gary. "Yes," said Red, "I came to see you." "Hello," said Twilight the TOM, "I am with Red." "WHAT KIND OF POKEMON IS THAT!" screamed Trainer Green. "That's Twilight the James type Pokémon." said Red, "I caught her in Ponyville." "I can't wait to catch one of my own." said Trainer Blue, "I am only 8 now, but I will catch one when I am 10." "What ever you say Gary," said Red, "What ever you said. "Hello," said Lucario, "Nice to meet you, and bye." They then walked out a Door shaped like the letter N that said exit above it. "I need one of those Ponies." said Gary. "I vow to get one in the future, and I will make sure it is better than his. He then went back to playing with the Pokemon. 2 YEARS LATER! "Now that you are both here," said PROF. OAK, "You can choose your own Pokemon." "Do I get to pick first?" asked Red. "No," said PROF. OAK, "This story is about my grandson, so he picks first." "I told you I'd be better Red." said Green. "No Blue," said Red, "I will still be better." "I will get a pony before you do." said Gary. "I still have no idea what you are talking about." replied Red. "You will." replied Green. "Please stop arguing," said PROF. OAK, "And pick your Pokemon." "Ok." said Blue as he went over and looked at the Table. THIS IS THE POKEMON MAGIKHRP. DO YOU WANT THIS POKEMON? "No." he replied as he went to look at the next pokemon. THIS IS THE POKEMON FENNEKIN. DO YOU WANT THIS POKEMON? "YES!" screamed Gary as he chose it. DO YOU WANT TO GIVE A NICKNAME TO YOUR POKEMON? "Yes." Green replied agin, a little less fast. WHAT IS YOUR POKEMON'S NAME. PLEASE TYPE IT HERE. "Fennekin." Blue said as he typed in the name. YOU HAVE CHOSE THE NAME FENNEKIN. CONGRADULARTIONS! "YAY!" screamed Gary. "And I choose this one." said Red. RED OBTAINED LUGIA! "WHAT!" screamed Green, "WHY!" "I needed a starter that would be better than your starter," replied PROF. OAK, "So I got Lugia for him." "Ok then." said Red as he bagan to leave, "I'm gonna start my adventure now." "WAIT!" screamed Blue, "Let's have our first pokemon battle together." "Ok." replied Red. TRAINER RED HAS ISSUED A CHALLANGE! "Oh for god's sake Gary," replied PROF. OAK, "I will have to show you how to battle, won't I?" "No." said Green. "All you have to do is lower the other Pokemon's HP down to 0." replied PROF. OAK. "Then you win." "I beat you Red." replied Blue over his Grandpa, "Give me my money." "You need to give the winner money." said PROF. OAK matter of factly, "I will pay this time, but next time I won't pay." "Can we go now?" asked Gary. "Yes." said PROF. OAK, "You will need to take pictures and send them to me though. I will judge them accordingly, even though you two will commenly forget about the pictures. Just make sure they are perfect. Make them low quality close ups. See you later." Then the Rival music started to play as Blue left the Lab. "I wonder where I will go next." he said. He then went on his quest to find a pony just like the Red from the future had. He then went out a Blue Screen of Death shaped door. Author's Note And there is a new story. Hope you like it.
Chapter 3"When we last saw our heros, they had just met. Gary Oak had caught Applejack. They had set out on an adventure to find Red and brag to him. What will happen in this episode of 'Trainer Green, Fennekin, and Applejack go on a berry hunt.' Find out this week. "Where are we?" asked Applejack? "I don't know," said Trainer Blue, "It seems to be some kind of clover feild." "I heard 4 leaf clovers are suposed to be lucky." said Applejack. "I need luck to find Red," said Gary, "I need to find one." "Good luck," said Applejack, "I am going to go get some cider." "Ok." said Trainer Green. Applejack then went to look for some apples. "Why is everything here green?" asked Applejack. "Because this is me land of magic." said a small guy. "Who are you?" asked Applejack. "I be Pablo the leprechaun," said Pablo, "And you will not git me pot o' gold!" "You have gold?" asked Applejack. "Um, no?" asked Pablo. "And why is your name spanish?" asked Applejack, "Aren't leprechauns Irish." "Don't question me name," said Pablo, "I still be Irish, me family just liked spanish people." "Is there an Irish leprechaun I can ask about stuff?" asked Applejack. "You can ask me." said Pablo, "I have a wee bit of a secret, I changed me name to Kelly O'neill." "Is that so?" asked Applejack, "I wish Rainbow Dash was here. She could tell me if you are lying or not. She is the element of honesty after all." "So do you believe me?" asked Kelly O'neill. "I do." said Applejack." "Good," said Kelly O'neil, "YOU WILL NEVER GIT ME POT O' GOLD!" "COME BACK HERE!" screamed Applejack. "I think I found one." said Green as he held it over his head, "I can't wait to show Appleja..." He riped it in 2 peices as he pulled his arms down from over top his head. "I guess it is time to go looking again." He then continued to look for more clovers that had 4 leaves. "I WILL GET YOUR POT OF GOLD!" yelled Applejack as she chaced Kelly O'neill. "YOU WILL NEVER GIT ME POT O' GOLD!" he screamed. Just then, 3 people fell out of the sky and landed on him. Where are we?" asked the man. "I have no idea." said the woman. "HEY! LOOK!" yelled the cat thingy, "A LEPRECHAUN AND HIS POT OF GOLD!" "YOU WILL NEVER GIT ME POT O' GOLD!" screamed Kelly O'neill. "Yes we will." said the guy. "WHO ARE YOU!" screamed Applejack. "To protect the world from devistation." "To unite all peoples within our nation." "To denounce the evils of truth and love." "To extend our reach to the stars above." "Jessie." "James." "Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light." "Surender now or prepare to fight." "MEOWTH! THAT'S RIGHT!" "WOBAFETTE!" "GIVE ME ME POT O' GOLD!" screamed Kelly O'neill. "Never!" they screamed as they ran away. "ME POT O' GOLD!" screamed Kelly O'neill. "I will help you get it back." said Applejack. "Thank you." said Kelly O'neill. They then ran after Team Rocket. "We sure tricked them." said Jessie as they started to run through a feild of clovers. "We kinda just said our motto and ran away with their gold." said James. "SHUT UP AND LET ME HAVE MY GLORY!" screamed Jessie. "Ok." said James. "Who's that up ahead?" asked Meowth. They looked up ahead and saw a boy with spiky hair. "It can't be." said Jessie. "GREEN!" screamed Applejack, "STOP THEM!" "Huh?" said Green, "Oh, these guys. I'll take care of them." "What do you plan to do to us?" asked Meowth. "GO! FENNEKIN!" screamed Green as he threw out his Fennekin. "FENNEKIN!" screamed Fennekin. "USE EMBER!" screamed Green. "WE'LL BE BACK!" screamed Jessie. Fennekin then shot Team Rocket in the face with fire. "LOOK'S LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" they screamed as they flew into the sky and made a sparkle. "Here you go Kelly," said Applejack, "You can have your pot of gold back." "ME POT O' GOLD!" he screamed as he hugged it, "Thankyou." "No problem." said Green, "I am awesome." "You can have a reward." said Kelly O'neill as he opened his pot of gold and a rainbow came out and went across the sky. "We couldn't take that." said Applejack. "No." said Kelly O'neill, "Take it." "Ok." said Applejack. He then took out 2 bowls, dipped them into his pot, and filled them with milk. "There ya go," said Kelly O'neil, "Some of mi gold." "This is cereal." said Applejack. "I's magically deliciouse." said Kelly O'neil. "I like it." said Green, "Thank you." "No problem." said Kelly O'neill, "It's the least I cin do after ye saved me pot o' gold." "We'll be leaving now." said Green. "Bye." he said. "Bye." they both said. "They then walked through a rainbow shaped door that said exit above it. "I told them they'd never find mi pot o' gold." said Kelly O'neil as he pulled a smaller pot from the bottom of the big pot of gold he had cereal in. Author's Note HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
Chapter 4"Where are we now?" asked Applejack. "I have no idea." said Gary Oak. "Speedy Delivery." said a man who walked right up next to them. "Who are you?" asked Blue. "I'm Mr. McFeely," said Mr. McFeely, "I deliver letters." "Do you know where we are?" asked Applejack. "You are in Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood." he replied. "So what do we do?" asked Trainer Green. "I can take you to Mr. Rodgers." replied Mr. McFeely. "Ok." they said. Then they went to find Mr. Rodgers. It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, ,A beautiful day for a neighbor, Would you be mine? Could you be mine? It's a neighborly day in this beautywood, A neighborly day for a beauty, Would you be mine? Could you be mine? I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you, I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you. So let's make the most of this beautiful day, Since we're together, we might as well say, Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you please, Won't you please, Please won't you be my neighbor? "Hi television neighbor, I'm glad we're together again." "Why'd he change his shoes and sweater?" asked Applejack, "What was wrong with the ones he had on?" "Speedy Delivery." said Mr. McFeely. "And what do you have for us today Mr. McFeely?" asked Mr. Rodgers. "I have some new Neighbors." he replied. "How wonderful," said Mr. Rodgers, "New Neighbors." "It is a beutyful day." said Gary Oak. "A great day to be neighbors," Mr. Rodgers replied, "Won't you be my neighbor?" "Ok." said Green. "Why do you have a traffic light in your house?" asked Applejack. "It's a beutyful day." replied Mr. Rodgers. "That didn't answer my question." replied Applejack. "Where did you get your sweaters?" asked Blue. "My mom knitted them for me." he responded. "I wish my mom did that." said Gary Oak. "I don't have a mom." said Applejack sadly. "That's ok." said Mr. Rodgers, "Know that where ever they are, they will always love you, and as long as you have your love for them, it's ok. Just remember the happy times you shared, and always dwell on those. Forget the bad times you had and be happy. As long as you still have your love for them, they will always love you." "Thankyou." said Applejack. "It's always good to see one of my neighbors happy." he replied. "Now what do we do?" asked Trainer Blue. "Who wants to go to the land of make believe?" asked Mr. Rodgers. "I do." said Gary Oak. "Let's go over and see Trolley." replied Mr. Rodgers. "YAY!" "Yesterday we pretended that King Friday let everyone play together, but some of the people weren" "WE'RE OFF TO THE LAND OF MAKE BELIEVE!" screamed Trainer Blue. Author's Note Happy Birthday Mr. Rodgers, happy 86th, and RIP.
Chapter ???"Why did the trolley stop?" asked Applejack. "Did you lay on the break Mr. Rodgers?" asked Green. "No," he replied, "I did not." "It seems that we are near some kind of forest." said Applejack. They were near some kind of forest. "I like nature," said Mr. Rodgers, "You don't have to be afraid of nature." "THAT IS A GREAT LESSON!" screamed Blue. "I thought you liked Nature," said Applejack, "With you being a Pokémon trainer and practically living in nature." "DON'T DISCRACE MR. ROGERS'S TEACHINGS!" screamed Gary Oak in response. "Ok." responded Applejack. "I love the smell of flowers and the colour blue." said Mr. Rodgers, "Don't you also like them?" "I LOVE FLOWERS!" screamed Green, "ESPESIALLY ONES THE COLOUR OF MY NAME!" "Is that right Blue?" asked Applejack. "YES IT IS!" he screamed, "Why do you think I spent so long looking for a clover?" "Why did you?" asked Mr. Rodgers. "Because they are green," replied Blue, "Just like my name." "Ok." said Applejack. "The blue flowers are right over there." said Mr. Rodgers. "Can we go have a look at them?" asked Gary Oak. "I love it," said Mr. Rodgers, "Let's go right now." They then went over to go and see the blue flowers. "What kind of flowers are these?" asked Green. "I think they are *INSERT BLUE FLOWER NAME HERE*," said Applejack, "But I forget what they do." "Everything written up to this point was written at the author's school.' said Mr. Rodgers. "What?" asked applejack from the authors home, where he continued to write this. "I like flowers like these one," said Green, "They smell good. Too bad they are Blue and not green like my name." "I want to pick some flowers for my neighbors." replied Mr. Rodgers. "let's go then." said Gary Oak, "I just wish I was named after a colour like Red, then these might go with my name." "To protect the world from devistation." "To unite all peoples within our nation." To denounce the evils of truth and love." "To extend out reach to the stars above." "Jessie." "James." "Team rocket blasts off at the speed of light." "Surender now or prepare to fight." "MEOWTH! THAT'S RIGHT!" "WOBBAFETTE!" They had appeared right in the middle of the blue flowers. "Don't hurt those flowers friends." said Mr. Rodgers. "WE DON'T CARE!" screamed Team Rocket. "I am going to ask you again," said Mr. Rodgers, "Get off the flowers. They are our friends." "We only want pokemon," said Meowth, "We don't care about these flowers." "Get off tthem." said Mr. Rodgers as he held a gun up to them. "DON'T SHOOT!" they screamed."WE'LL GET OFF!" "Thank you." he said as they stepped off the flowers. "FENNEKIN!" screamed Gary Oak, "EMBER!" Fennekin then used ember. "!NIAGA FFO GNITSALB S'TEKCOR MAET EKIL SKOOL" "What?" asked Applejack. "Why is that fox glowing?" asked Mr. Rodgers. "Huh?" asked Blue. FENNEKIN IS EVOLVING! "What?" asked Applejack. "FENNEKIN IS EVOLVING!" screamed Green. "Fennekin" said Fennekin as it was evolving. CONGLAGURASHONS! YOUR FENNEKIN HAS EVOLVED INTO A BRAIXEN! "Fennekin!" screamed Gary, "I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!" "So now what?" asked Applejack. "Let's pick some flowers." replied Blue. "I love flowers." said Mr. Rodgers. They then started to pick flowers, not knowing what was going to happen the next day. TO BE CONTINUED... Author's Note I hope you like it, I will finish some time this week.
Chapter ???"HI! FRED RODGERS HERE! WITH MY NEW PRODUCT TOLLY CLEAN! "What was that noise?" asked Green as he awoke from his slumber, "Her? Applejack, what was that noise?" He looked over to see where Applejack was, only to see a blue glob in her place. "What?" asked the Blue Glob. "WHERE IS APPLEJACK AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER!" screamed Blue as he put his fists in a position to punch it. "Gary?" asked the blue blob, "Is that you?" asked the blob. "WHERE'S APPLEJACK!" he screamed again. "I am Applejack." said the blob. "No," said Gary Oak, "You are a shiny ditto." "No I'm no..." the blob then looked at itself. "WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!" it screamed. "I have no idea." said Blue, "But use transform." "How do I do that?" it asked. "Think." replied Bleeny. The blue blob then transformed into a sparkling gold Applejack. "Why am I gold?" asked Applejack. "Because you were a shiny ditto, so now you are a shiny Applejack." replied Green. "Ok." she said, "Now what?" "I head a noise outside the tent,' replied Gary Oak, "Let's go investigate." They then went outside to see what was going on. "Hello?" asked Green, "Is anyone here?" "HI!" screamed a guy with a black beard, black mustache, and black hair, "FRED RODGERS HERE! AND TODAY I WANT TO YOU MY NEW PRODUCT TROLLEY CLEAN!" "Billy Mays?" asked Blue. "Isn't he dead?" asked Applejack the Victini. "Yes." he replied. "FROM THE CREATORS OF ONIX CLEAN COMES MY NEW PRODUCT! TROLLEY CLEAN! CLEAN YOUR TROLLEY IN ONLY 15 MINUTES!" screamed Billy Rodgers. "Is that you Mr. Rodgers?" asked Green. "FOR ONLY 299.99 YOU TOO COULD HAVE THIS AMAZING PRODUCT!" he screamed in reply. "Nope," replied Gary, "Still sounds like Billy Mays to me." "AND THATS NOT ALL!" he screamed, "EVERYTHING IN THIS STORY WAS WRITTEN WHILE THE AUTHOR WAS IN SCHOOL! IF YOU CAN CALL BEFORE HE GETS HOME TROLLEY CLEAN WILL BE YOURS FOR ONLY 298.59!" "What?" asked Blue from the author's house. "I'M SORRY! YOU HAD 4 HOURS TO CALL BEFORE THIS CHAPTER WAS DONE AND UPLOADED! GET YOU TROLLEY CLEAN NOW!" "I took a picture of him." said Applejack. "Can I see it?" asked Gary Oak. "Yes." said Applejack as she showed the picture to Green. "I still say it's billy Mays." said Green. "Now what?" asked Applejack. "I have to use the bathroom." said Blue. "Why are you on your tiptoes?" asked Applejack. "No idea." he responded. He then went to go to the bathroom. "WHY DON'T YOU USE THIS TROLLY AS YOUR BATHROOM!" screamed Mr. Rodgers. "Why?" asked Gary. "I WILL DEMONSTRATE HOW THIS PRODUCT WORKS!" "Ok." said Blue as he took a crap on the trolley. "Why do you have a cutie mark?" asked Applejack? "What?" he asked as he looked at his butt. "AAGHGHGFHDGWUDSWYDGSWDGUYABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!" he screamed. "DON'T WORRY!" screamed Fred Rodgers, "WITH MY NEW PRODUCT TTROLLEY CLEAN YOU CAN BURN OFF ANY TATTOO! IT IS 99.99% ACID!" "WHERE DID THIS COME FROM!" screamed Blue. "I have no idea," said Applejack, "And why is your hair getting longer and changing color?" "WHY ME!" screamed Green. "YOU CAN BURN OFF YOUR HAIR WITH MY NEW PRODUCT! TROLLEY CLEAN!" "SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!" "Hey." said Applejack, "Look what I can do." Applejack then turned into a Green colour Trainer Red. "What?" asked Gary. "I can change forms." she said as she was now herself again, but gold and a unicorn. "Of course you can," replied Blue, "You are a Ditto. They can do that." "YAY!" screamed Applejack. "I still have to pee," replied Green, "I'll be behind that tree if you need me." "TROLLEY CLEAN WILL RESTORE YOUR TROLLEY TO IT'S FORMER GLORY!" "That's nice to know Mr. Rodgers." replied Applejack. "AAAGGHGHGGHGHHHGGGGGGGGGABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!" came a scream from behind the tree. "Come on Mr Rodgers," said Applejack, "We should go see what that was about." "AND FOR JUST $299.99 YOU COULD HAVE THIS PACK OF TROLLEY CLEAN!" "SHUT UP!" screamed Applejack as she took Mr. Rodgers up with her magic, "Wow, being a unicorn comes in handy." "IF YOU PUT ME DOWN TROLLEY CLEAN COULD BE YOURS FOR ONLY 289.98!" "SHUT UP!" she screamed. "What is it green?" asked Applejack. "No." he said. "No what?" "NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!" he started to scream. Applejack then hit him across his face. "SNAP OUT OF IT!" she screamed. "I'm sorry." he said, sounding more femanin. "Now what's wrong?" Applejack asked. "I'm a girl." He said. "What was that?" asked Applejack. I'm a girl." He said again. "One more time?" asked Applejack. "I'M A GIRL!" he screamed. "What?" she asked sounding confused. "FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY ANY MAN THAT TURNED INTO A FEMALE CAN GET TROLLEY CLEAN FOR ONLY 199.99!" "SHUT UP!" screamed Green. "I'm sorry Green." said Applejack. "Might as well call me Leaf now." Leaf replied. "Ok Leaf." said Applejack. "Great." replied Leaf, "Even the author is calling me Leaf now." "Yes I am." I replied. "I am the one who wrote you as a girl." "I HATE YOU!" she yelled. "I know." I replied. "So now what?" asked Applejack. "I'm going to take a nap." replied Leaf. "Ok." said Applejack. Leaf then went off to sleep. 2 HOURS LATER "I'm up." said Leaf. "Um, Leaf?" said Applejack. "Yes?" she replied. "You're a pony now." "What?" asked Leaf as she Looked down at her hooves. "I told you." replied Applejack. "AAAGAHGHGHGHGGHGHGABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!" TO BE CONTINUED! Author's Note I was going to make this chapter longer, but then I noticed I haven't updated in 11 days, and there is no excuse for that.
420 Blaze It 4 LifeWhen we last saw our heroes, they were ~~fepping~~ ~~stripping~~ ~~dancing~~. well, I'm out of ideas soooooooooo, ON WITH THE STORY mR. RODGERS began strolling down DOWN the street solemnly when he caught a glimpse of something peculiar. "Oh my, what is that?" He blinked with the force of ten Machamps to clear his sight. The figure jumps out of the bush. "Hiyah! The name's Bill!" "Eeh, hi?" "So the chapter is over because the author wants this to end in a cliffhanger!" "Okay?" Bill the PokeManiac waves at Mr. Rodgers. I lied. Suddenly Mr. Rodgers in his super mecha unicorn form juped out from the bushes that randomly grew in the mall they were in. Suddenly flames engulfed the entire mall as the support beams exploded and the floor above them colapeasbrd onto them and exploded into fire and explosions and fire and explosions and fire and explosions and fire and explosions and fire and explosions and fire and explosions and fire and explosions. The floor crashed down and hit Glue and set him on fire. Super Mecha Mr. Rodgers squirted his emergency special juices out of his tube to save Bleen from the super cyborg fire of death. Suddenly they were teleported by Applechak into space where they could not breathe. They were about to die and then suddenly out of suddenly of the somewhere Professor Doctor Mr. Mecha Super Duper Cyborg Rodgers saved the day and everything turned back to normal expect for Mr. Rodgers who remained in his Professor Doctor Mr. Super Mecha Rodgers form. <3
Chapter ???"Which way should we go and look?" asked Leaf. "YOU CAN BUY TROLLEY CLEAN™ NOW!" screamed Mr. Rodgers. "That's nice," said Leaf, "Any ideas Applejack?" "..." "That's right," remembered leaf, "You turned into a skeleton." "YOU CAN BUY TROLLEY CLEAN™ NOW!" screamed Mr. Rodgers. "Who do you think has the cure for Poison Joke?" asked Leaf. "TROLLEY CLEAN!™" screamed Mr. Rodgers. "No thank you," said Leaf, "I need the cure for poison joke right now, not Trolley Clean™." "Hello you stupid folk, I guess you've encounterd some poison joke?" asked some Zebra that no one knows the name of because she is evil.. "TROLLEY CLEAN!™" screamed Mr. Rodger. Then all of a sudden, Leaf's phone started to ring. "Sorry," she said, "I gotta take this." She then picked up the phone. "N'yello?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SON!" screamed the voice through the phone. "Ah, WTF? How did your dad get my number?" Leaf asked to Mr. Rodgers. "NO! My dad is DEAD!" said Mr. Rodgers. "THEN WHO WAS PHONE!" screamed Leaf. Then a skeleton popped out, but not before they noticed a person fall into a lake. "WE HAVE TO HELP THAT GUY!" screamed Leaf. "That guy can not be helped," said the Zebra, "For his fate has been kelped." "Kelped?" asked Leaf. "TROLLEY CLEAN!™" screamed Mr. Rodgers. "Kelped means you've eaten beans." said the Zebra. "Ok then." said Leaf, "I'm going to go help that guy now." But leaf was too late, the boy had drowned. "He drowned." said Leaf. "It was a shame we didn't know his name." said the Zebra. "His name was Ben." said Leaf. ""How do you know this bro.?" asked the Zebra. "It was written on his copy of Majora's Mask he had with him," replied Leaf, "On the better side of things, I GOT A FREE COPY OF MAJORA'S MASK! :D" Just then a smiling dog jumped up and grabbed the cart from Leaf. "HEY!" screamed leaf as she ran after the smiling dog. "DO NOT CHASE THAT PUP OR IT WILL THROW UP!" screamed the Zebra as she started to chase Leaf. "TROLLEY CLEAN!™" screamed Mr. Rodgers as he too, started to run after them. 8 HOURS LATER! "I guess we won't catch that smileing dog," said Leaf, "And I am getting tired." "Me too, enough to sue." said the Zebra. "Trolley *pant* clean?™" asked Mr. Rodgers, sounding tired. "GO TO SLEEP!" said Jeff. "I think I will." said Leaf. "I will go to sleep, like a sheep." said the Zebra. "Trolley clean?™" asked Mr. Rodgers tiredly. "Don't mind if I do." said Jeff. He then took the trolley clean™ and poured it all over his face. "AAAAGGGHGHGHGHGGHHABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!!!!!" screamed Jeff, "WHAT KIND OF TROLLEY CLEAN™ IS THIS!" "It's Jellybean flavored Trolley Clean™." replied Mr. Rodgers. "YOU HAVE FOUND MY WEAKNESS!" screamed Jeff right before running off into a black area. Then the people went to sleep. Several song filled hours later... It was now night time. "That was a nice dream." said Leaf. "You must choke on poison joke." said the Zebra. "TROLLEY CLEAN!™" screamed Mr. Rodgers. "We have to go out into the night." said Leaf. "What is this note I found in a coat." asked the Zebra. Leaf read it outloud. The cure for poison joke is... "We need to find more notes." said Leaf. They went outside, and wanted to look for more notes when the noticed they were in a forest. "What's happening?" asked Leaf. "TROLLEY CLEAN!™" screamed Mr. Rodgers. "Let's go farther into the forest." said Leaf. They then went farther into the forest, not seeing a tall and slender man in a suit looking at them. 3 DAYS LATER... Dear Diary, I have found some notes, but none of them are helpful. I have learned to write with my mouth, and be a pony. I got separated from my friends when a tall and slender man started to chase after us. I still have Applejack's skeleton, but Mr. Rodgers has my revive. I have given up on trying to find the cure for poison joke, and will live the rest of my life as a pony. I am writing this with some of my own blood and a feather I found. I started to bleed after I cut myself on some sharp rocks. I just hope that I can live the rest of my life as a pony peacefully. Until next time, Leaf Oak. Liking what she wrote, Leaf went to sleep in her shelter she made in a old car. She was in the back seat, and had found a heater to stay warm during the nights. It was solar powered. "I can live here for the rest of my life." she thought outloud. ""Maybe we can open up this car with a crowbar." said a voice from outside the car. 'Could it be?' Leaf thought. Just then something ripped through the roof of the car, letting the light shine in. "TROLLEY CLEAN!™" screamed a voice. "MR RODGERS‽" screamed Leaf. "Let's get out of here, for I fear that the end in near." said the Zebra. "TROLLEY CLEAN™ IS SAFE TO DRINK!" Mr. Rodgers screamed as he drank a bottle of Trolley Clean that was 99.99% acid. After the entire bottle was gone, he spoke again. "Why hello neighbor," he said, "What are we doing here on such a beutiful day?" "IS THAT THE CURE!" screamed Leaf as she grabbed the Trolley Clean™ and started to drink the entire bottle. "AAAAAAAGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGGHHGHGHHHGHABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!!!" screamed Lean as (s)he suddenly had his/her body change from pony to human and from female to male in the period of 3.141592 seconds. "That was not the cure, for you have had four." said the Zebra. ""SMELL YOU LATER!" Green screamed as he ran to the trolley. "You don't know how to drive my trolley neighbor." said Mr. Rodgers. "Can you show me how?" asked Blue. "You can not drive an orange," said the Zebra, "For it has no..." The zebra paused. Then it fell over and dies because there is no rime for orange. "Press that button." said Mr. Rodgers. "DOOR HINGE!" screamed green as he pressed the button. "SMELL YOU LATER!" The trolley then went speeding off into the distance. HERE! IMAGES APPEAR IN ORDER THEY WERE IN STORY! Author's Note Now back to the main story, finally. :D
Chapter 5"When we last saw our heros, I have no idea what happened, because I forget the last normal update, so go back and read it if you want to. What will happen this week on Gary Oak finds a date? STAY TOONED TO FIND OUT!" "I'm board." said Green. "You could always try to use that revive on our Neighbor again." said Mr. Rodgers. "GREAT IDEA!" screamed Blue as he, GARY MOTHERF*CKING OAK, used the revive on Applejack. "What happened?" asked Applejack. "I killed you." said Gary Oak. "WHY!" screamed Applejack. "You annoyed me and pissed me off." replied Blue. "Now what?" asked Applejack. "I could help." said Bobanook the green duck." What will you do?" asked Green. "Today is friday the 13th, so you have to be caureful." said Bobanook. "F*** THAT!" screamed Blue, "I DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT CRAP!" "Your loss." said Bobanook. Gary then went over and punched a mirror. His hand started to bleed badly when the mirror broked. "AAAAAAGGGGHGHGHHGHGHGHHABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!" screamed Green. Bobanook then walked under a ladder. "That's bad luck too." said Green as he wrapped his hand in some band-aids. "Oh, a four leaf clover." said Bobanook as he picked it up and pinned it to him. "Why is that so good?" asked Applejack. "Because it brings good luck." said Bobanook. "But 4 leaf clovers can’t actually be brining luck, ’cause if they did finding them would be luck, wich’d cause a positive feedback loop, and given that luck must be a conserved property due to the commonality of zero-sum games, that’d quickly concentrate all luck into a few individuals who started out slightly above average, wich’d be lucky enough to realize this causing them to compete until all luck in the world belonged to a single individual. A good individual being the only one with any luck would not feel very lucky over it, and a bad individual would quickly just remove any other sapient and is thus excluded from reasoning due to antropic reasons. Given this, the initial assumption is inconsistent, QED. Realize this reasoning can be generalized to any luck bringer which can be found using mainly luck." said Gary Oak. "I FOUND ANOTHER ONE!" screamed Bobanook. "It isn't lucky," said Blue as he walked under a ladder, "It won't bring you any good luck." Just then, Green got hit by a train, because, like harold, he wasn't paying attention." "That reminds me of a poem." said Mr. Rodgers, "Want to hear it neighbor?" "No." said Applejack. "It would be called out for copywright." said Bobanook." "I could just link to it then." said Mr. Rodgers. "Yes," said Bobanook, "Feel free to do that." "Here is the link." said Mr. Rodgers. "I found another 4 leaf clover." said Bobanook, "But I have to go now. Toontown Rewritten is not coming out anytime soon, and I am holding it back by not being there to force them to release it." "How would you do that?" asked Applejack. "With this gun." said Bobanook. "Here Neighbor," said Mr. Rodgers, "Take some exploding bullets that kill anything in a 100 yard radius." "Thank you," sadi Bobanook as he threw a black hole on the floor, and jumpped in it. "I hate you." said a Green in a bunch of casts and other things. He then threw another bottle of Trolley Clean on applejack, and she turned back into an item skeleton. "Now let's go forward." said Blue as he and Mr. Rodgers went on to their next adventure. Author's Note UNIKITTY!
Chapter 6 / Chapter 15"When we last saw our group of travelers, they had some bad luck. They had also seen a Green duck that they may or may not have known. The duck found a 4 leaf clover, to which Green said if they were lucky, then the person that found one will find more, getting all the luck. That was his quote from Pokemon. They had all kinds of luck, and Blue may even be getting tired of Applejack again. What will happen in this weeks episode of The Ledgend of Korra? Stay tuned to find out! Continues from here. "What are we doing now?" asked Applejack. "We are looking for the way back to the trolley," said B=Gary, "I have told you this 42 times now." "But what are we doing?" Applejack asked again. "You know what?" asked Green, "Have some of this." He then poured more Trolley Clean all over her. BLUE AQUIRED PLASTIC PONY SKELETON! "Thank you," said Mr. Rodgers, "She was starting to get annoying." Just then, a portal opened up. "Where are we?" asked Trainer Red. "Red?" asked Gary Oak. "Green?" asked Red. "I hate to break up this reunion," I said, "But we have more important stuff to..." I paused when I looked at what Gary was holding. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER!" I screamed and asked. "Do to who?" asked Twilight. "That isn't important right now," I said, "We need to find a place to hide." "Why?" asked Blue. "Listen to me," I said, "There are a bunch of crazy people trying to find us, and if we don't do something fast, they will..." "Too late." I was cut off by a voice that had appeared. "CRAP!" I screamed. Just then, I, TwilightSparkleLover666, took over the story again. "I love BRONIES!" screamed the author. "Why WOULDN'T you love Bronies?" asked Blue, "Wait. WHY wouldn't I SAY THAT!" "Because Bronies ARE AWESOME AND have NOT taken over the story." replied the author. "That's just great." said Blue. "Make the author do something he hates." suggested PonyFanBoy35. "Why do that?" asked FunnyK111, "He is fat, but not really that bad." "He made this story," I replied, "Let's make him do stuff that he hates." "Ok." replied FunnyK111. "I am a f****." said the author. Hmm, I thought to myself, He didn't seem to hesitate when he said that. Almost like it wasn't forced. Let's try something else. "I hate POKEMON!" screamed the author. Just then, his computer screen cracked. It turned all red, as if this was a creepy pasta. "NEVER INSULT POKEMON!" I screamed at him as I took control over the story again, "I WILL KILL YOU WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS! I PROMISE THAT! NEVER SAY THAT!" "WHAT IS HAPPENING!" screamed TwilightSparkleLover666, as he couldn't breath. "I WILL FINISH THIS!" I screamed as I threw a portal onto the wall and made everyone go through it. "Follow me if you dare..." "He's gone," I, TwilightSparkleLover666, said as I regained control of the story. "What happened?" asked FunnyK111. "He left this link with a message saying the password is password." I said. "Should we follow him?" asked FunnyK111. "Yes," I said, "It is the only way..." WEB ARCHIVE USERS MUST CLICK HERE! TO BE CONTINUED...
Chapter 2"where am I now?" asked Gary. He had just spent 6 years searching for a pony of his own. He had finally given up and decided to go to the next town. He decided to walk towards Ponyville. "I wonder what this town is?" he asked himself. "OH! I KNOW!" screamed Pinkie Pie. "THIS IS PONYVILLE!" "Did you just say Ponyville?" asked Blue. "YES I DID!" she screamed, "WE JUST HAD A PARTY FOR MY FRIEND TWILIGHT!" "Twilight?" asked Green. "YES!" said Pinky, "She just left with a Red guy. He was Really nice, said they were going to Mt. Lake Rage in Kalos." "So this is Ponyville?" he asked. "Yes." "And Twilight was here?" "Yes." "And she was taken by a Red guy?" "Yes." "Can you show me where?" asked Blue. "Okie Dokie Lokie." she replied. She then took him off to the place where they just had the going away party. "So this is where the party was?" he asked. "Yes it was." she replied. "Hey Pinkie," said Applejack, "Where do you want these left over streamers?" "Over there." said Pinkie. "I need to catch that pony." said Gary as he got out a Pokeball. "GO! FENNEKIN!" he screamed. "FENNEKIN!" it replied. "FENNEKIN! USE EMBER ON THE ORANGE ONE!" Green screamed. Fennekin then used ember on the unsespecting Applejack. "AAGGGGGGHHHHHHHABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZJHWHHFDHFHSFHSFHFJFSJHSFVBUJWUF!" she screamed. "GO! POKEBALL!" screamed Blue as he threw the Pokeball. Applejack got sucked inside it. The pokeball shook 1, 2, and then 3 times, then 4, 5, six, 7th, eighth, ninerd, 10st, 11, 12, 13th, 14rd, 15st, 16nd, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21rd, 22st, 23nd, 24, 25, 26st, 27th, twenty 8, 29, thirty, 31th, 32nd, thirty-third, 34, 35st, and then a 36th time. Then it clicked. "Ok," said Gary, "I got aa pony, just wait until red sees me now." "You can have her." said Rarity. "Yeah," said Rainbow Dash, "She was pony that no fly and no get around good as me." "I like it with only 4 of us here." said Fluttershy, "It will be more quiet." "She never did anything anyways." said Pinky, "I am glad you are taking her." "Ok then." said Gary as he called Back Fennekin, "Fennekin, return." He then went towards the door with an exit sign above it. "SMELL YA LATER!" he screamed as he walked through the door. Author's Note A new adventure begins as Gerry Oak and his new Pony Applejack head out to find Red and show him what they can do.
Chapter 4.5"Where are we?" asked Applejack. "We are going to the land of make believe." replied Mr. Rodgers. "But where are we right now?" she asked. "HE TOLD YOU WE WERE GOInG TO THE LAND OF MAKE BELIEVE!" screMed Blue. "This is the void between worlds." replied Mr. Rodgers. "And what's that?" asked Applejack as she looked towArds the black void. "I have to hide now," said Mr. Rodgers as he hid, "Don't mention that I'm here." "What's happening?" asked Gary Oak. "PATATOS!" screamed a voice that Green recognized. "Huh?" asked Gary, "Red?" "He can understand us unless we talk directly to him." replied the female that was with them. "And what's that blured out image there?" Red asked as he pointed towArds Applejack. "That is his pony." replied the female. "Ash trolley Mr. Rodgers Wii people Lord Malak Koonabob Toontown With A Little People In Cake Glados." replied Red, "Crap Mario Lucario Hugging." "What the crap did you just say?" asked Green. "I said you couldn't talk directly to him!" screamed Martha. "I bet he is hearing us as that type of speech to." replied Applejack. "Eevee?" replied his Eevee questionably. "That is the vehicle they were in when they went through a portal thing." replied the woman. "This is interesting and all Applejack," said Gary Oak, "But this is getting boring. I all ready knew he had Twilight, so nothing is that interesting." "But what about that little thing with him, the thing that said Eevee?" asked Applejack. "It is interesting that he got an Eevee, but still nothing else." said Trainer Green. "What now?" asked Twilight. "No idea." replied te woman. "SMELL YOU LATER!" screamed Blue as he hit the trolley and it sped away. "I didn't think hitting this trolley would make it speed up." Green thought out loud. "It didn't," replied Mr. Rodgers, "I laid on the gas peddle by mistake." "It sounds better when I say it sped up because I hit it." replied Blue. "What's that up ahead?" asked Applejack. "That's the entrecôte to the land of make believe." said Mr. Rodgers. "THE LAND OF MAKE BELIEVE!" screamed Blue, "YAY!" Then they went throughout the tunnel and into The land of Make Believe. Author's Note YAY! THE OTHER HALF OF THE STORY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"I have a very short time here." I said to all of them, "Team Rocket made me go 5 minutes over schedule." "We are back to normal." they said, exept Mr Rodgers, who was still his same old self. "Yes, "I said, "I wrote you like that for this chapter." "Why?" they asked. "TROLLEY CLEAN FOR ONLY $299.99!" "You better not make me go over schedule." I said to him. "BUY IT NOW!" "OH!" I screamed, "HERE HE COMES! HIDE!" "Ok." they then went to hide. "Hello?" asked FunnyK111, "Where am I and how'd I get here?" "SURPRISE!" we all yelled, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "YOU CAN GET ONE FREE CASE OF TROLLEY CLEAN FOR FREE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!" screamed Mr. Rodgers. "I LOVE TROLLEY CLEAN!" screamed FunnyK111. "We didn't really get any gifts." said Gary Oak, "The author here didn't tell us this was going to happen." "Couldn't he just wright in presents?" asked FunnyK111. "I just wright," I said, "You know about the plot." "So wright in some presents." he said. "Ok." I said. "We got you presents." said Gary Oak, "Here's mine." "It says from Fart on here." replied FunnyK111. "That's because his name is fart," I said, "You can name your rivals." "I hate you." said Fart. "I know." I replied. "This is just a rock." said FunnyK111. "A pet rock." I read off of the package. "Ok then." said FunnyK111. "Here is my present next." said Applejack. She handed him her present. "It is a bottle of mouthwash." he said unenthusiastcally. "APPLEJACK! WHY WOULD YOU GET HIM THAT!" I scolded. "You are the one that wrote it into existance so I could give it to him." she replied flatly. "Mr. Rodgers allready gave me his present," said FunnyK111, "Now all you have to do is give me your's" He was looking right at me. "I am wrighting this chapter with you in it." I said, "I think that is good enough a present." "Can we sing then?" He asked. "I have 5 minutes." I said, "Sure." "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR FUNNYK111 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!" "BLUE CAKE!" he screamed. "Yep," I said, "Blue cake. "Now what." he asked. "I have 4 more minutes," I said, "Let's talk about what will happen in the future." "Like what?" he asked. "Celestia will make an apearence in this fanfic." I said. "Anything else?" he asked. "Red and Fart will meet too." I said. "Is that it?" he asked. "No," I said, "There will also be, OH! LOOK AT THE TIME! WE HAVE TO GO!" "Why?" he asked. "IN 1 MINUTE WE WILL BE STUCK IN THIS STORY FOREVER BECAUSE IT WON'T BE YOUR BIRTHDAY ANYMORE!" "THEN LET'S GO!" He screamed. "Bye!" we called out back to them. "BYE!" they called back. We then left the fanfic with 30 seconds to spare, or less.
Chapter ???"HOW AM I A PONY!" screamed Leaf. "No idea," said Shiny Applejack, "But maybe it was the stuff." "WHAT STUFF!" screamed Leaf. "The poison joke?" asked Applejack. "FOR ONLY $197.01, ANYONE WHO TOUCHED POISON JOKE CAN GET TROLLEY CLEAN!" yelled Fred Rodgers. "SHUT UP!" screamed Applejack and Leaf at the same time. "So what will we do?" asked Leaf. "Go find the cure for poison joke." replied Applejack. "And what is that?" asked Leaf. "Drinking urine." replied Applejack. (CONTENT REMOVED BY PETA.) "I DON'T HAVE THE CURE TO POISON JOKE XD" laughed Applejack, "I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU DRINK URINE X3" "So you don't have the cure for poison joke?" asked Leaf. "NOPE XD!" said Applejack. "TROLLY CLEAN!" screamed Mr. Rodgers, "NOW ONLY 圓1 FOR ANYONE WHO DRANK URINE! IT'S 99.99% ACID!" "Can I buy some?" asked Leaf as she handed ¥1 to Mr. Rodgers. He then opened the Trolley Clean and spilled the entire gallon onto Applejack. "AAAAAAAGGGHHGGHHHGHHABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!!!!!!" screamed Applejack Applejack then fell over dead, being just a skeleton. "I have a Revive," said Leaf, "But I won't use it on her until we find the cure for poison joke." Leaf went to put Applejack's skeleton into his bag, but a message appeared. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ROOM IN YOUR BAG! THROW AWAY AN ITEM TO MAKE ROOM FOR 'NOT AT ALL MURDERED PLASTIC PONY SKELETON'? "DA*N IT!" screamed Leaf, "Let's see, what items do I have that I can throw away?" "THROW AWAY 151 ESCAPE ROPES? "I need those," said Leaf as she looked for something else to throw away," What else do I have?" THROW AWAY HM69 SPLASH? "No," said Leaf, "I also need that." THROW AWAY MASTER BALL? "Yes," said Leaf, "I have an Action Replay anyways." HOW MANY SHOULD BE TOSSED? "How about 9001?" TOSSED 9001 MASTER BALLS. NOT AT ALL MURDERED PLASTIC PONY SKELETON WAS PUT IN BAG> "Now that that's over with," said Leaf, "Let's go find the cure for poison Joke. They then went farther into the forest. " Author's Note Author's Note on last main chapter... I was going to make this chapter longer, but then I noticed I haven't updated in 11 days, and there is no excuse for that. Last time this story was updated... April 25th 2014. Days between updates... 42 day. Conclusion... I AM SO SORRY! I HAVEN'T BEEN UPDATING THIS STORY AND I FEEL BAD! SORRY TO PEOPLE THAT LIKE IT! But hey, answer to life, the universe, and everything is the time between these updates :D I am sorry, and it won't happen again (I hope). Also, next chapter should conclude April Fools update. Wow, I am still on April Fools update. I feel bad for that. It will be over though, and I can get on with the story :D
