Poneanthrope VS Misanthrope

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Original Character, Comedy, Random, Sex, Human, Lyra, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark
Length: 960

The poneanthropic Pony that hates Ponies known as Lyra Heartstrings has an argument with a misanthropic Human.

The poneanthropic Pony that hates Ponies known as Lyra Heartstrings has an argument with a misanthropic Human.

Warning: Human and Pony sex, controversial subjects and general stupidness.

Should not be taken seriously. This took ten minutes to write.

Published 2014-03-14 15:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-14 15:30:01 UTC

The ultimate argument

It has been a thousand years since Ponies and Humans have met through the portal linking both Earth and Equus. Luckily they have been at peace for the last thousand years and been having lots and lots of steaming hot Human and Pony sex. Even the Pony Princesses got in on the hot Human and Pony action. These days most diplomatic disputes were solved by Human and Pony sex.

But even now, there are still annoying whiny misanthropes and annoying whiny poneanthropes.

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On a sunny day a green minty unicorn known as Lyra Heartstrings was trotting through Ponyville smiling and waving at every Human she passed by. However, she glared angrily at every Pony she passed by and muttered some harsh insult under her breath. She was one of those annoying whiny poneanthropes.

Elsewhere a Caucasian Human male, that wore a black fedora hat and a black tuxedo had walked out of Sugarcube Corner. He waved goodbye to Pinkie Pie and then closed the door behind him.

The Human's name was Jim. Jim smiled and waved at every Pony he passed by. However, he glared angrily at every Human he passed by and muttered some harsh insult under his breath. He was one of those annoying whiny misanthropes.

"Hey, you!" shouted Lyra. Jim turned around to see Lyra glaring at him angrily.

"What do you want?"

"How could you hate Humans?! Humans are superior to Ponies in every way!"

"But Ponies males have bigger penises than Human males!"

"Which can easily be fixed with genetic engineering, magic and watching a movie starring Nicolas Cage!"

"But Humans are evil and you Ponies should kill all Humans, by turning all Humans into Ponies like The Conversion Bureau TV series!"

"I hate that show! I only like the spin off series where Humans win the war and enslave all Ponies and eat their babies as a delicacy!"

Other Humans and Ponies on street moved along ignoring the two.

"What? I hate that spin off! Everyone knows Pony magic can beat every the Human race has got!"

"But Humans have got nukes and big guns! Your argument is invalid! Also now days due to Human and Pony sex, Humans have gained magic!"

"But---

"Princess Celestia is married to Justin Bieber, aka the God Emperor of Mankind. Once again, your argument is invalid!"

"I want to be a Pony, so I can help Ponykind to commit genocide on all Humanity!"

"Well I want to be a Human, so I can help the Human race commit genocide on all Ponykind!"

The two stared deeply into each others eyes and suddenly they began sloppily kissing one another in a tender display of Human and Pony love.

"I'm sorry." said Jim softly.

"Let's never fight again." she said softly.

Lyra held her husband Jim by the hand as lead him back to their home. Once inside she jumped into Jim's arms and began making out with him. It was truly a tender display of Human and Pony love. Both poneanthrope and misanthrope had their hate slowly die by the power of love. Lyra pulled back to stare lovingly into her Human lover's eyes.

With that Jim carried his Pony lover up stairs into her bedroom. Her bedroom's walls were themed with Nicolas Cage in seductive poses all over her room. He placed her on her bed, that was themed with Blood Raven Space Marines looking badass.

Jim whimped out his giant cock, that was even bigger than Big McIntosh's penis.

"Oh my!" shouted Lyra in joy.

Jim cock slapped her across the face with his massive terrifying penis, which made the mare moan aloud. Jim then stuffed his monster cock down her throat.

Lyra liked to be treated a little rough in bed. Jim humped her face repeatably, while muffled moaned came from Lyra as she sucked on his massive penis.

Jim groaned as he fired white chocolate flavored semen into her mouth, but his dick remained hard with lots more of white chocolate flavored semen in his balls.

Lyra pulled her mouth off his cock and smiled warmly. Jim responded by cock slapping across the face, which Lyra moaned aloud from the harsh treatment the Human cock was giving her.

Lyra pushed him onto the bed and went into a sixty nine position over her Human lover.

Like a true gentleman Jim began licking the unicorn's Pony pussy as soon as her fat sexy horse butt was on his face. Lyra in turn started sucking on his monster cock once again, to get his tasty white chocolate flavored semen to fire into her mouth.

And to make thing even better, the handsome sexy lobster man Zoidberg walked in stroking his massive penis with his claw.

"Whoop whoop whoop! Zoidberg is here to fuck a Pony!" he shouted while clicking his left claw in excitement.

Lyra smiled as she sucked on Jim's mighty penis. Zoidberg came from behind her and began fucking her up the butthole with his massive monster cock.

And to make things even more better, another Zoidberg walked in clicking is claws excitedly.

"Whoop whoop whoop! I get to fuck her up the pussy!"

Lyra released Jim's monster cock from her sucking mouth, Jim shifted to the front to allow the newly arrived Zoidberg to go underneath the unicorn and fuck her up the pussy.

Lyra was in pure bliss, Human and two Zoidergs were fucking her in all holes. Zoidberg made loud whooping sounds as he pounded the unicorn up the butthole with his mighty penis.

The foursome with a Human, two Zoiderg and a unicorn was great. Each took turns to fuck the unicorn each whole. The poneanthrope and misanthrope, no longer hated their own species.

The End