Innocence

Pinkie Pie stared at the cold floor. She saw a explosion through the window, just outside Canterlot. This wasn't fun, not at all. She just thought, that jail, it just needed, like a little touch to it, maybe some fun, so everybody can laugh, just for a while...
Pinkie Pie wanted fun. No people to see her and her jokes, no Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and everybody else to have fun with. She sighed. She need to escape. Now, she thought. No, tonight, yes, that's a great time for escaping... And everybody tries to escape that night, she could send them to their families... But what would happen to her? Would she be in exile, hide from the light, never to see it again? Twilight wouldn't let anybody in, and Rainbow Dash and the rest could keep guard. She would never party again. 5 years seemed like 1 "quertsometobigbadillon" (to Pinkie Pie) years. It wasn't worth anything. What if she did it for real, help Jock to escape...?

She was innocent. She had to explain, but what would they say?

"They'd say, 'LIKELY STORY!'" Pinkie yelled, and 2 guards stared.

"What likely story?" one of them said. Pinkie Pie didn't have anything to say. Spears were pointed at her, and she of course didn't want to die.

"That's what I thought," the other said. Pinkie sighed. She waited for 7 long hours.

It seemed like 1 in the morning. A perfect time to escape. She began thinking of a quick plan.

"Hmmm.... Hey, the floor is dirt! And there's a shovel! Makes totally sense!"

Pinkie Pie thought of the dumbness of the guards, and dug down. It took 3 hours to hit the stone, but she found it. She turned to the left. 2 hours later, she resurfaced.

"I escaped!" Pinkie Pie said happily, and ran towards Canterlot.