Rarity, element of generosity and fashionista extraordinary has a secret. A terrible secret. A horrible secret. A terrible... horrible... ABSOLUTELY dreadful...... THE MOST DIABOLICAL KIND OF SECRET THAT IS SO SECRET THAT IT CANNOT BE DISCOVERED secret.

A secret so shocking that if it were discovered, it would destroy not only her life, but her friendships, her image, her other relationships, and possibly but not really her career. Oh, and let us not forget that it would be THE WORST POSSIBLE THING!!!

Her secret.... is that she likes.... METAL...

Warning: contains trace amounts of iron, titanium, magnesium, copper, nickel, galvanized steel, various alloys, and possibly uranium.

Also metal references. GLORIOUS AMOUNTS of metal references.

Cover art by EROCKERTORRES on deviantart. Chosen because the longer I kept staring at it, the more I couldn't stop laughing.