The Spy's Teleporting Buttsecks Adventure!!

One day in 2fort, the spy was coming back from the red base with the red team's intelligence. He decided to go through their sewers for an easy gettaway. When he went to resupply his ammo and health he noticed a blue teleporter in the corner, butt it was an entrance. He thought to himself how odd this was because it normally is an exit. He also noticed the teleporter was spinning at 9001 rpm. He decided from pure curiosity to go in. He dropped the intel and crab walked onto the teleporter. While standing on the teleporter he felt a sensation that tickled his nips. "Oh!! How magnificent!!" he exclaimed.

There was a flash of light and suddenly he saw the red spy's ass. The red spy backstabbed the engineer and then sapped the teleporter exit that the blu spy just teleported to. The blu spy shouted, "Hey you! The handsome rogue!". The red spy turned around just in time to be shot in the face by the blu spy's Ambassador. Just after he killed the red spy he realized he was stranded in a strange world because the teleporter was sapped.

"Oh dear, now I am quite fakd..." the spy announced looking around. Everything was in total complete chaos, the houses were floating around upside down, the ground was missing textures, there was also giant floppy horsecocks flying around the sky, and he looked to his left and saw a house covered in a layer of hardened cum. Next to it was a shabby looking grave stone, it was also covered in shit. On the stone was the name "Dr. Robotnik: Master of all rapists". The spy didn't know why, but for some reason as he continued to stare at the tombstone, it kindled his heart and he felt some sort of "inspiration". Back in 2fort stories were told of the legendary rapist "Robotnik" but everyone shrugged it off as myth, but now the spy new it must have been true.

The spy wanted to live up to his role model and become the new master penetrater! He switched his sapper to scan for virgin asses to rip apart with his strapping cock. He followed the beeping as it got louder indicating that an ass was close by. He looked around the corner and saw a stage with a blue unicorn performing magic for a group of ponies. "This is magnificent! I have always fond of facking horse butts!" he thought to himself. He cloaked himself in order to surprise the blue unicorn's butt.