Sleep Over With Princess Luna

by EdgarDoesEverything

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Slice of Life, Human, Comedy, Romance
Length: 3889

Twenty-one year old James, an scientist with a passion with video games, spends the night with his best friend, Luna, to play video games and watch a horrible made slasher film to make fun. But Luna has a secret crush on the human.

Twenty-one year old James, an human scientist with a passion with video games, spends the night with his best friend, Luna, to play video games and watch a horrible made slasher film to make fun of while they fill their tummies with snacks and drinks. But Luna has a secret crush on the human, would she be able to tell the human on how she really feels?

The story is crap I know, I didn't put any effort in it, (sorry bri) wrote it for a best friends who enjoys this types of stuff cx it was hard to write though.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-12 03:58:40 UTC

SLEEP OVER... Part 1

Over the horizon of Canterlot, the sun was slowly falling off the cliff of the world while the moon gripped the opposite end of the planet and began to pull itself up into the sky. The night slowly set; with its glittering beauty. In the highest tower of Canterlot, Princess Celestia sternly stood on the white hard marble, magically setting the sun down. Beside her, stood her younger sister who brought forth the night. Celestia finished her job and headed to bed. On her way out, she turned her head to Luna.

"Goodnight, my little sister. Have fun with the sleep over, and try to remember to put the sound proof barrier on this time." Luna blushed embarrassingly and turned her head to Celestia.

"I did not forget, I just didn't think we'll need it!" She lied horribly. Celestia smiled and left for bed leaving Luna to watch her beautiful night's sky. Luna looked down to see the streets of Canterlot, filled with lights that glowed dimly. A few ponies here and there rushed home while some left the comfort of their homes to go spend time at the local bar. She flapped her wings and took a stance where she prepared to teleport down to the Canterlot streets. With a a bit effort, she poofed in front of a rent a movie store that was open 24/7. The front glass door opened to reveal a biped creature that almost was as tall as Celestia.

"Hey! Theirs mine LUNATIC friend!" The human gave a retarded look and stared into Luna's eyes. Both bursted into laughter. The human had dark brownish hair and wore a lab coat. The lab coat he wore was very dear to him as he wears it almost every waking moment of his life. He'll wash it before going to bed and wore it for the rest of the day, not caring what ponies taught. The two settled downed a gave each other a hug. Luna looked up into the human's eyes.

"So what horrible movie did you get?" She asked curiously.

"The hills have eyes 2, a two and a half star rating, which is funny, it seems every movie my species made, theirs a pony version of it here... Or a human version in our world... Hm... More research would have to be done later." He said as he scratched his head. Luna smiled at his confusion.

"Hey, I'm... To lazy to walk over to the castle, can we just teleport? It looks fun." He asked the princess.

"Uhh, sure why not, but you going to have to wrap around me." Luna had a small crush on the human, she lied to him that you need to be in a tight hug with the user in order to work.

"Weepee." The human replied smiling. He walked in front of Luna and wrapped his arms around her and then laid his head on her wavy hair. She blushed a little and prepared the spell.

"I never did understand why your hair does this, even though you explained it to me a million times." He paused. "It's not going to hurt right?" He asked shaking a bit.

"Oh this? Nahh! Its only gonna hurt a lot!" She teased.

"Really? Really. Using that cliche 'not going to hurt' thing? That's a shame-" The human was cut off by the teleportation spell and they appeared inside Luna's room. The human, eye widen, had a bit of his hair on fire. He coughed and let go of Luna. James stood silent, Luna could only laugh and said.

"This is like an anime moment you know that, James?" James chuckled. Luna walked up to the human, she licked her hoof and tapped it against the small fire that was on his hair to be distinguished.

"That does... This is not logically at all... This is a bunch of poopy fart covered butt licking bull crap." James mumbled the last sentence making Luna give a chuckle. Luna went to put the sound barrier on while James went and put down his bags next to Luna's bed. He then walked towards a plasma t.v and underneath was a glass table with a console that had an X on top of it. He tuned on Luna's Pony Player One. After Luna had equipped the room with the spell, she turned to James who already had the console up and ready to go.

"Luna... Are you ready for... DOOM 3?!" He yelled.

"Isn't that the one with the demon ponies and what not?" She asked.

"Ehhh, yeah and then they remade it which turned out bad, the original was far better. In second taught, lets not play this game." James stood up and walked over the console and took out the disc. He grabbed the game's box and inserted the disc inside the DVD holder. He sighed and turned to Luna who was setting up their bean bags. Luna's bean bag was a dark blue that had small streaks of bright baby blue over the bean bag. Jame's bean bag was all green. He looked back at Luna''s game trunk, where she kept most of her games, and began to search around for something good. After Luna was done moving the bean bags, she went over to a small mini fridge and began taking out drinks, she looked up where the fridge was and saw a cabinet. She used her magic to open the cabinet door which was engulfed by a blue magical glow. She then saw multiple snacks which she proceeded to just take all of them. She went back to her bean bag with many snacks floating in mid air. She sat her tush down and shaked it a bit to get comfortable. She then was startled by James's excitement.

"Oh my gosh! OH MY GOSH!" He yelled ecstatically. "You have Silent Hill 4 : The Door! This game always scared me when i was younger."

"Oh yeah! I never got to finish that game because... Because I was too scared to pass the part with those giant ponies with two babyish heads." Luna shuddered

"So what do ya say?" He asked Luna, seeing if she was interested.

"Fine, but you're only playing it." She said in a frighten voice. While James was inserting the game disc, a air of regret began to kick into Luna as fear sat in very slowly.

"You sure you want to play this game?" Luna said with fear escaping her mouth. Jason immediately saw Luna tone of voice and grinned devilishly.

"Oh... So someone is scared?" He teased.

"N-NO I'm not!" Luna defended

"Uh huh... I remember when I was a baby!" He chuckled. Luna was out raged and stood up.

"Oh yeah!? Fine! I'll play then!" She yelled as a sense of victory took her over.

"Alright cool, lets see you play!" James sat down on his bean bag and opened a bag of chips. Luna just realized that she has been tricked. Her smile went to a unpleasant look and turned her head to James.

"You little whippersnapper." She whispered while James was holding in his laugh.

Luna and James sat in their bean bags while playing silent hill. The two were talking about video games. James had an incredible passion for games and was the only time he swear was when he played such games to get his point across.

"So I just hate how games like Call of Duty now a days are just, shoot a couple of guys, follow an objective and watch a stupid cut scene and thats all it is now, remember in call of duty world at war, that shit was intense, that actually had my hairs up because it was so dramatic and realistic. Like games like this, silent hill 4 had great enemy's and a great boss but who was the fucking bad guy in call of duty 4?" James looked at Luna, looking for an answer.

"I think it was an old guy." She smiled.

"Exactly! An old guy! That's not evil! That just humans being humans!" He said in frustration.

"Ye-yeah, and games now a days don't have super sonic babes to rescue! Remember in Duke Nukem, how it was all puzzles and killing stuff!"

"Yeah! It was just amazing! It was pure, it was just, the best back then! Its a goddamn tragedy that they don't make games like that anymore!"

"Yeah, I miss games like that, It really weird how game been directed towards more to adults... And teens, with the blood, and the killing and-" Suddenly Luna was attacked by a couple of sniffer dogs in silent hill which she proceed to yell while killing them.

"BAHHHHHH!" She yelled in a terrifying voice. James could only laugh while Luna struggled to keep the monster at bay.

"Man! Freaking doggies cane out of no where!" She said snickering. James continue the conversation. "As you was saying, but how games now a days seems like it's being cater towards kids because they add all this stupid shit now that it doesn't let US figure it out like in the old days, like they don't know what the fuck is going on with the world!"

"heh ha, yeah." Luna then was attacked with by a ghost.

"OH MY GOD RUN!" James screamed.

"I'M RUNNING MY SEXY HOOVES!" Luna cried. The ghost came closer and closer.

"AHAHA! You're going to die! IT'S NO USE!"

"I CAN MAKE IT I CAN MAKE IT!" Luna began to panic.

"IT'S NO FUCKING USE!" James began to laugh hysterically.

"I-I can make it-"

"IT'S NO FUCKING USE AHAHAHA! HAHAHA!" Luna then entered a room where the ghost cannot go to. Luna exploded with victory.

"HAA! I WIN! THAT SILENT GUY WINS! YOU LOSE!" Luna yelled at the humans face while he had a stupid look in his face. "How does it feel to lose now, HUMA-AHHHHH!" Luna was suddenly ambushed by multiple ghost and was killed. The room grew silent.

"Oh what? What was that Luna!? What!?" James was giving a stupid suffer smile. Luna began to fake cry which seem believable.

"heh heh, you crying Luna?" Luna sniffed.

"It's okay Luna. I once cried as well two do by once..." Luna grabbed the controller rope and began making a noose.

"Luna give me the fucking controller." James said holding in his laugh. Luna lets out a cry.

"LUNA YOU'RE SO BAD AT SILENT HILL 4!" James said laughing. Luna fell to the ground and began to sob.

"You're not even tryin- not even trying." Luna began to coward to the corner. James gave a chuckle

"Look! Look at her like crawl to the corner!... Oh man... LUNA!" James yell trying to get her attention. The room grew silent as he waited for her to answer.

"I'm going to kill you!" She sprung into the air and tackled James and began tickling him. He began to resist and laugh very loudly.

"Lu-Luna! Stop! You-you're gonna give me a AHAHA HEA- HEART ATTACK!"

"I'll never stop! Now suffer! SUFFER!" The two stopped as the door to Luna's room open. It reveal to be Celestia. When she enter, Luna was on top of James which look sexual from Celestia Point of view.

"My, my. Is it a bad time for me to come?" She asked smiling.

"Huh?" Luna thought she looked down at James to which he was grinning. She jumped into the air.

"NO NO! It's not what you think!"

"Didn't mean to interrupt your little thing." Celestia teased.

"Shut up shut up!" Luna blushed and she covered her face with her hoofs. James sat clueless with a stupid look.

"Hey pal, whats up the stupid look." Celestia snicked.

"Oh nothing, just scaring Luna to death." He smiled.

"Why are you here sister?" Luna asked

"Oh I ran out of cake and came to snatch yours if that alright."

"Oh... Yeah go ahead, its in the small fridge right there..." Celestia walked over to the fridge and began looking around.

"I'm going to pass the part for you, okay Luna?" James asked. Luna nodded and James went on playing.

"Um, Luna can you give me a hoof over here?" She asked Luna.

"Huh? Why you can just use your mag-" She was cut off my Celestia who said.

"Just come here." Luna raised a brow and walked over to Celestia.

"So did you get to tell him yet?" She asked curiously.

"Um, I don't know what you mean." She whispered.

"Luna... I know you like him-"

"WHAT THE HELL!?" James screamed and both faces of the princesses dropped and looked over to James.

"That bull crap! I charged my attack and that thing still killed me! MAN! Lies!" he went back to playing. The princesses sighed.

"I don't want to tell him... What if he... gets freaked out or doesn't want to be my friend anymore?"

"Oh come on my little sister... You and James's friendship wouldn't be broken cause of that, you too are to close for that to happen. Just tell him how you feel. If he reject then don't make a big deal out of it and pretend nothing ever happen. Just be yourself, over reacting to that is what break friendships, and if he feels the same well you're welcome." Celestia took out a big looking cake with white frosty.

"Th-thank you big sister, I feel a bit better." Luna gave her a quick hug.

"Dang Celestia, how much time do you need with that cake?" He laughed.

"They all just look so Delicious!" She said, she winked at James, two cartoony hearts came from her wink. James just shaked his head.. "Good luck my little sitter. Goodbye James!"

"Later!" He replied. Celestia exited the room. Luna took a deep breath and jumped into her bean bag. She looked at James and soon James caught her looking at him.

"What?" He asked smiling.

"Um... Do you want to watch the slasher film now?" Her ears twitched.

"Hell yeah I do!"

TO BE CONTINUED

SLEEP OVER... Part 2

James and Luna sat in their beanbags, waiting for the legal warnings to end while they waited for their movie to start.

"I hate how you can't skip through these, of course we know this, don't have to tell us so many times Gov---er---ment." James said as he crossed his arms. Luna nodded her head, agreeing.

"Even though they have a lot of warning signs, many ponies still copy infringement and distribute it in bad quality." Luna grabbed some popcorn with her magic, she raised them to the ceiling and let them fall. Luna look up, closed her eyes, ear twitched, and let the small handful of popcorn fall inside her mouth. She chewed amusingly, she opened her eyes to see James staring at her.

"What?" She muffled curiously.

"Can you image if us humans had magic? It'll be so amazing and horrifying as well." James said with a blank expression.

"And why is that?" Luna asked

"We humans aren't so much into harmony and friendship, most would use it for the greater good of them self than to help the world." Luna took note of that, she felt a depressing mood hitting the area. She got some more popcorn with her magic and lifted it above James head.

"I bet you can't catch all of them!" She said with a bright smile.

"Pshhh, whatever, I can do this!" He lifted his head and looked at the popcorn and waited.

"You have to close your eyes!"

"Oh yeah I forgot, but that won't change a thing!" James closed his eyes and his mouth open wide. Luna blushed on how handsome he was, short silky hair, smooth chinned skin, beautiful brown dark eyes, she taught loudly.

"Luna!" James yelled with a grin to see Luna blushing. She let fall of the popcorn and it bounce off James's head. He looked at Luna with a blank face.

"You done goofed." He said with a smile.

"I uh, just started to go to my own little world for some reason, aha haha haa ha." Luna faked laughed.

"Well the movie starting, lets make fun of it's errors.' He giggled. Luna began thinking.

"Crap, I just spaced out looking at him, what if he caught on, he is kinda slow but i don't know, just remember what big sister said, just remember, don't be shy." Luna looked up with her eyes looking quite sad. The movie began, showing a war scene. James and Luna payed closed attention as both are picky movie seers.

"Did they ran out of actors or something!? Why is their a fat pony in the armed forces!?" James said in frustration.

"I guess they made him an exception." Luna giggled. The continue watching the movie, continuing to make fun of it. 30 minutes later and James speaks up again.

"Oh okay! He got shot but his bullet proof vest doesn't blocked it?! Yeah that make a lot of sense just like in call of duty when you knife their toe and it's an instant kill." James frowned.

"This movie is sure upsetting you huh, such a baby..."Luna teased.

"Yeah, I know a lot of the military because of my older brother was in it, he talked about it a lot, he loved it very much he said, he even got addicted to the combat, even though he realized it, he continues to serve our nation, didn't really cared about school and went straight after high school with his best friend. They both exceeded with great success, most don't take infantry but he and his friend took it in a heartbeat. And... After 7 years in service..." Luna eyes widen,  James looked down, with a sad face.

"He died saving his platoon." Luna put a hoof over her mouth and didn't knew what to say. "His last words were..." James paused. "In the end, I had a good life, I managed to take out 196 scum out of this world and that's something to be proud of, see you guys in the other side." Luna was horrified, tears were forming up in her eyes. Luna finally said something.

"I-... I'm sorry." She said quietly.

"Don't be, you didn't kill him, but thanks, he always bragged on about his kills, told me every story on how he took out each individual, it was quite amazing how he remember all of them, I think he had a journal of all of them. I always taught soldiers didn't like to talk about that type of stuff. Huge Kill / Death ratio if you ask me." He chuckled. "But he was a wonderful big brother, and my family and I loved him very much." Luna gave a smile but inside she was very happy that James gave more information about his inside life to her, it shows that he cares very much for her to tell her that. The two went back to complaining about the movie. when the movie ended, it was 12:25, they called it a night. Luna crawled into bed while James got out his sleeping bag and laid it down on Luna floor, next to her bed. He also grabbed the bean bags rested them below the sleepy bag to make a cushy bed. James took off his lab coat and folded it into a neat pattern. He then began to take off his plain white shirt. Luna bit her pillow and pretended not to look, her ears twitched excitingly but to her disappointment, James was wearing an muscle shirt.

"Good night, Lun." James said, She replied back with "Good night." He turned his back to Luna and went to sleep. Luna laid in her bed, thinking.

"Oh man, there is enough room for the both of us in my bed, I wish I had the guts to ask him to sleep with me." Luna blushed. "Well, I can always try some other time." With a sad face, she turned and got comfortable and went to bed. The two slept soundly, time flew by, occasionally both twisted and turned as we all do when we sleep. the time flew to 3:41 A.M when Luna suddenly woke up in a loud gasp.

"Oh my goodnes... I-" Luna was sweating, her eyes were wide open. She panted and heard James groan.

"What's the matter, Lun?" He asked.

"I... I had a terrible dream..." She said quietly. James stood up and went over to Luna in her bed. He sat up with her, Luna hair was a mess and really... It made her look cuter.

"Are you okay? Still scared?" He asked concerned. Luna gave a whimper and nodded her head. James smiled.

"I'll sleep with you so you won't be scared Kay?" He said giving a smile. Luna smiled and gave him a hug. She then released him and got under the covers again, she laid down and looked into James eyes, he had laid down as well.

"What was the dream about?" He asked.

"I had a dream about the silent hill babies. You were there and well... They got you, I ran after you but they dragged you away... I cried and cried and it felt all so real and I taught I saw my sister for a second and that's when I woke up." James looked eye widen at Luna.

"Well at least they got me and not you huh?" He smiled bravely. Luna blushed and punched James arm gently.

"St-stop it... But thanks, that really means a lot."

"Really Luna, I wouldn't let nothing hurt you, I love you very much, I'll die for you." At this point James was blushing as well and both began to give off heat. Luna began to tear up and softly said.

"You love me as... Like like?" Luna said in a childish way. James closed his eyes and turn to the ceiling.

"Yes Luna, I love you, and I saw you loved me back as well, I just was very nervous to tell you because well... We aren't meant to be in love..." James smile turned into a blank expression.

Luna nodded as if she understood and didn't at the same time. "What do you mean?" She asked in a quiet voice. In the verge of tears.

"I'm a human, and you're a ... pony... Those two aren't meant to be....." There was a long pause and Luna hid her eyes under her mane.

"But love..." James continued catching the attention of Luna. "Love comes in all forms, let it be human human, Pony pony, or human pony... as long it's real love... then no one has a the right to tell you that's wrong or right, even if our bodies aren't the same." Luna darted at James, she placed her lips against his, James was shocked, his pupils shrinked, but he soon relaxed and wrapped Luna with his arms, He brought Luna on top of him, the two moan passionately. Outside the dark castle of Canterlot, the never ending sky, the moon and the billions of millions of stars, no matter where one might be, or whom they are... Love will always find a way because in reality... Love is all worth fighting for.