New York, U.S.A.
3:00 PM March 11 2014
A nice summer afternoon, a time for all friends, family and loved ones play sports, hang out and check out but Jason Cade is an exception, he plays video games from sunrise to moonrise, from summer to winter but not spring because he has to get a job. Even if he doesn't care about getting jobs, it supposed to give him money for a new PS4.
In his house, Jason was busy completing his daily sessions.... Of games, as he passed through Halo, Minecraft, Gmod, Super Mario, Contra, Left 4 Dead, Battlefield 3, Altered Beast, Pokemon, and some other games in the universe. He put the window shades down, closed the lights and played whether PC, PS3, PS2, PS1, WII, NES, NDS and his beloved PSP. How he had this addiction to games was because of his friend Riley Tray. They were best pals, partners in crime and best friends. Riley and Jason would always play together, not only video games but sports, paintball wars, zipline and skiing on snow mountains, but on one day, he was murdered by his brother, an asylum escapee. This is how his hatred for other people became to rise, he never played on multiplayer, never went outside for a reason to talk to others, work for no friends.... He was all alone.
He sighed as he remembered Riley, he kept having flashbacks about his death, only if he could have stopped Riley's brother. Riley's asylum escapee brother Jimmy is now in a coma after being hit by a car, a car owned by Jason. He put down his controller and turned off his PS3 after saving his game. He had a thought of going outside in the sun, he looked out the window, seeing nobody around. He went to his garage and started his car, opened his garage door and drove outside and closed the garage door. He grabbed his PSP and earphones as he exited a car in an open field. He sat on the grass and sighed before playing, he put on his earphones and started playing Resistance:Fall of Man.
After seeing that the sun was going down, he looked at his watch, and saw that the following time was 5:30 PM. He groaned as he stood up. He then saw a bright light near his car, he thought it was fire and his car was burning "Shit! IS MY CAR BURNING?!" He ran to his car only to encounter that the light wasn't fire, even though the light was as bright as a fire or the sun, it was a woman who's body was emitting the light.
"Lady, even though your'e the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my entire life, I don't wanna talk to anyone..."
"Why?" The lady said but Jason quickly started his engine and quickly drove away leaving the lady behind, but he quickly thought something, this field is really far from the city. He quickly drove back but the lady was gone.
"She's gone that fast? Wow..." He then drove back home which took about 1 hour and 30 minutes. "Well home sweet home..." He then opened his door to encounter the lady from before. "SHIT! How did you get here! AND why are YOU in my HOUSE!"
"I shall answer your first question, magic and the second question is magic again."
"Magic isn't real, It's just pure fiction."
"How about the 7 plagues, splitting of the red sea, raining fire and resurrection."
"Well, there's proof that exists, but now, no Magic, just pure Science and Technology like thi- Wait, Why am I Talking to you, get out of my house woman."
"Just call me Celestia, If you don't like to talk now, I'll appear in your living room at 10:00AM tomorrow."
"Uhhh? Appear?"
"I shall be going now, bye now, Jason." As she was engulfed by light, she was gone, It knew his name, of course he was creeped out but she teleported but he thought it was just a dream, he always dream about some weird stuff and thought he was in his bed, sleeping after 10 hour game marathon. So Jason went to his bed, but something's not right. "Why am I sleeping If I'm already sleeping?" After few thoughts, he finally went to a humble slumber.
9:30 AM March 12 2014
As Jason yawned for a new day, he grabbed new clothes and went to the bathroom for a shower. After changing his clothes and combing his hair for no certain reason, he went to his fridge and grabbed his uncooked bacon and put it on the frying pan and prepared some toast. After the bacon's done cooking, he got his bacon and toast on a plate and quickly went to the Living room to watch The Walking Dead for some violence, then a light filled up the whole room. "I have returned!" said Celestia.
"What the fuck? You again!? I thought you're just a dream!!"
"Well, you thought wrong... So, are you in the mood for talking because I have important things to talk about..."
"Wait, what's your name again?"
"Celestia, Godess of the Sun." Jason just gulped and probably just shat his pants when he heard this, after yelling at a GODESS!!!
He kneeled down "I'm sorry your highness."
"No need for that, I know your race doesn't have Kings or Queens to deal with."
"Huh?"
"I'm a Princess too! And the reason I chose you because I know you can protect my people from harm, I know that you have the power to bring all good, I know you have all powers to destroy all evil. Do you accept?"
"Since I'm kinda bored with reality so What the heck, how bad could it be to go on a Skyrim-Infamous type adventure."
"So what power would you like to have, the power to cross oceans, rain fire, cause plagues to all dark hearted or-"
"Seriously, your making Bible references, why?"
"Oh, that book? It's really good and it's also based on a true story. I finished it on 1 day.."
"1 day!!!"
"Why? What's wrong?"
"The Bible is the thickest book of the century, you can't finish it on just one day!!!"
"Well, I'm the godess of the sun, I lose track of when I raise or set the sun."
"Oh..."
"So back to the subject, what will be your power."
"Hmmmm, all video game powers."
Then all things paused around me like time stopped, the clock stopped ticking, the birds stopped chirping, and the summer breeze stopped blowing.
"First up, Minecraft."
"Griefers gonna grief!!" Celestia looked at me with a confused face. "It means destroy."
"Oh, okay. Moving on, Gmod."
"It's time to pull out the big guns! Tool guns to be exact."
"Call Of Duty..."
"Ghost Riley and Roach mothafuckas!"
"Tetris."
"I shall transform into a..... block."
"Super Mario."
"Touch a star, live forever."
"Starcraft."
"Build motha fucking stuff on space."
"Time Crisis."
"Shoot extremely fast."
"Team Fortress 2"
" 'Please, I won't hurt you' says Rubberfruit."
"World Of Warcraft."
"Oh If I see those Orcs one more time I will-"
"Grand Theft Auto."
"Get all bitches in the club!"
"Outlast"
"Shit!!"
"Doom"
"Man I'm so powerful I could eat a cyberdemon!"
"QWOP"
"Oh c'mon, do I really have to press Q W O and P keys to walk!!"
"Prototype."
"I... Am Alex Mercer.... Or James Heller, pick both."
"Infamous."
"I..... am Cole MacGrath"
"Pokemon."
"Pika- ACHOOOOOOOO!" I sneezed "Sorry... But that's the greatest pun in history."
"Amnesia"
"Grunts... Fuggit!!"
"Banned From Equestria (Daily)?? What the hay is this?"
"Why do you care."
"Equestria is the place where I rule."
Okay, here's the deal, after Riley was murdered, he was so sad he didn't have the interest to play games now so what he did was the thing he thought was the most depressing thing ever, watch a show for 6 year old girls....
"Oh, don't look at the gameplay please...."
"Why?"
"Well, that game is just pure fiction kay!"
"Okay, let me look at the gameplay...... Your gross."
"That's why I don't want and don't have friends..."
"Oh, I'm sorry.... I'm sure you have a BEST friend!"
"He was killed by an asylum escapee." She then remained silent. Then she cleared her throat.
"*ehem* Okay, moving on..... Half Life."
"Gordan Muthafukin Freeman!"
"Skyrim"
"Fus ro Mutha fucking DAH!"
"Flappy Bird."
"ting. ting. ting. ting. crash! Ooooh, the bird fell."
"3d Custom Girl"
"Don't check that either..."
"Harvest Moon."
"I'll be have communications with all sprites, Gods and can has farming stuffs."
"Trial Evolution..."
"DIRT BIIIIKES!!!"
"Alien Hive."
"Evolve aliens, fuck asses."
"Clash Of Clans."
"Looks like I have clans."
"Scp Containment Breach."
"Look away the he snaps your neck."
"Terraria"
"The Eye of Cthulhu is actually weak if you get the night's edge."
"Seriously, How many video game do you have?"
"The last time I counted 99998979874 video games, 1 part in the attic, 1 part in the basement and 1 part in my drawers, 1 part in my cd holders, 1 part in my cars, 1 part in the basement of the late Riley Tray, 1 part in his attic and 1 part in his cd holders." Celestia jaw dropped.
"You know what, you'll have every video game power so I wouldn't describle them for 9 hours."
"But how would you know if they're actually effective like Qwop."
"FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
10:01 AM March 12 2014(You do know time stopped for them.... so in their time, It took them nine hours staying in a time stopping dimension)
"Portal." Celestia said tired.
"Celestia, I think you need a break."
"No, I must make sure that you are the best man for this job."
"Uhhh, that was 99998979873..."
"Then that means!!!" Celestia's mood from tired to excited "GODS EATER FUCK YES!"
"Celestia, language..."
"Yes sorry. Now I shall transport you to Equestria."
"I shall be expecting Ponies there."
"I'll see you later Jason Cade." then light engulfed them all.
Meanwhile in Equestria
"Okay so Spike, are you done re-organizing the books?"
"Yes, but I don't get the deal of re-organizing books if they're already organized." He said after putting back the book to it's rightful position.
"Well Spike, it's because if they're in alphabetical order, then it's easier to find and also, reorganizing will also help by organizing them by their subjects so they can find the book via Dewey Decimal, for instance 001-99 is-"
"NOOOO! NO MORE NERD TALK!!" Spike then shouted and covered his ears.
"Spike, it's not that hard if you would memorize the numbers from 1-999."
"What Twilight?" said Spike still covering his ears.
"Ohhh, Spike, when will you ever know how to do math." She then giggled and went upstairs to continue her .
"Laugh all you want, but I swear, I'm gonna blow up If I hear one more nerdy thing." Then he burped out a letter. "Huh? A message from Princess Celestia? Twilight!"
"What?"
"You got a letter from the Princess, Twilight!"
"Oh, Let's see here...."
March 11 1001
Canterlot Castle
To my dearest student Twilight Sparkle,
Don't worry if you encounter a 19 year old hairless primate called a human by the name of Jason Cade. I sent him here with supernatural abilities. If Lyra is attracted to him, let her be. Make sure that human gets friends because he has none, like you were before. Hope he finds new friends.
From Your beloved mentor, Princess Celestia.
"Hmm, A human... What's a human?" Spike asked Twilight.
"A human is a creature which are ancestors from primates like monkeys, but only have hairs on their heads."
"Oh, the Princess said that he had supernatural powers!"
"Hmmm, he could be dangerous, but he's sent by Princess Celestia!"
"So, what happens if he's dangerous?"
"I dunno I'll send her a letter. Spike, quill and paper please."
"Okay... Princess Celestia, how many powers does Jason have." Spike wrote then burned with his fire... The he burped out a letter.
"Okay let's see." Twilight said "Dear Twilight, Jason has over 99998979874 POWERS!!!!" Twilight fainted upon reading
