Doctor Whooves: The Millennium Party

The Doctor stepped forward among the crowd of terrified ponies that were all shivering in fear. "Hey! I'm still here you know. I haven't left! What makes you think I would let you take over this world without a fight?!" the Doctor asked rhetorically.

"Doctor! You killed five Cyber units and is an enemy of the Cyber men! You will be deleted immediately!" a Cyber man shouted.

"Bare in your dumb metal mind that I still have the weapon on me that killed those Cyber men so be careful, don't think I wont use it again." the Doctor warned. "Now! I am here to negotiate with yo-"

"Cease talking! You are irrelevant to our plans! Delete the Doctor!" the Cyber leader shouted.

"I warned you! I'm using it!" the Doctor shouted.

"Using what?" the Cyber leader asked.

"My sonic screwdriver!" the Doctor pointed his sonic screwdriver at the Cyber men and blinded them. Well... Not blinded them, but sent a signal to their vision. He looked at everypony. "Everypony! Get out as fast as you can, I'm going to deal with these Cyber men and stop them!" The Doctor and Pinkie Pie ran down a corridor where there were no Cyber men.

"Did you kill those Cyber men as well?" Pinkie asked.

"No, I just escaped from them. I said I wanted to negotiate with them, killing more would make things much worse, so much that there would be no chance of negotiation between us, so I just escaped before they could kill me so I had a chance to negotiate with them. The more I kill, the less of a chance I will get to negotiate. Also the more I kill, the bigger the chance of all hell breaking loose." the Doctor explained.

"What exactly did you do to them then?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"I blocked their vision for a small period of time and replaced it with a troll face." the Doctor replied.

"What's a troll face?" Pinkie asked.

"Oh, nothing, just something that was mentioned by people who went on the internet. Here is a picture of a troll face." the Doctor explained. The Doctor handed Pinkie Pie a piece of paper with a picture of troll face.

"Oh, so that's troll face, thanks, I know now! Another thing, What's the internet?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"Pinkie, I don't have time to explain what everything is, what you're asking isn't important at the current moment. I'll tell you some other time!" the Doctor snapped.

"Ok, ok, sorry, so where are we going?" Pinkie asked.

"Since the Cyber men normally have a huge base either crashed underground or a ship in space, I'm looking for that. the Doctor explained. He pulled out his sonic screwdriver and started scanning for alien technology, cyber technology. "Oh! That's interesting!"

"What have you found?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"The Cyber men normally have a huge base crashed underground or a huge ship in space, like a mother ship or something. But the sonic screwdriver has scanned the planet and is telling me that their base is in the basement of this building! Strange, they 're not normally this close. But what ever floats their boat. Come on, Pinkie!" the Doctor smiled. "No running all over for us."

"Aww, Applejack and Twilight said the running was fun and I'm going to miss out now!" Pinkie Pie moaned sadly.

The Doctor and Pinkie Pie got into an elevator and the Doctor pressed the button that stated B for basement. They went down and unfortunately had to listen to the really bad elevator music once again. The elevator doors opened at the basement level of the building. It was dark and gloomy, like something from a horror film, the only lights where the red blinking lights of the strange machinery at the back of the room. Suddenly the lights turned on and the Doctor and Pinkie Pie soon learned that the red flashing lights weren't machinery and in fact, unfortunately, they  were Cyber men. The two Cyber men stepped forward and raised their arm. "Delete!" they both shouted as usual.

"Wait, wait, wait! I am here to negotiate with you!" the Doctor stated.

"About what?" one of the Cyber men said.

"About you." the Doctor replied. "The Cyber men have attacked hundreds of worlds and I have asked you before to move along and stop, but you wont. You always want the same thing, to turn living things into Cyber men like you. You want to get rid of all emotion. Personally I think there is no point in living life if you have no emotions, no feelings, which brings me to the fact that I think that your creator, John Lumic, was a complete idiot. I want you to leave this planet or I will have to stop you!" The Doctor pulled out his sonic screwdriver and started scanning the area.

"Why are you scanning this floor?" one of the Cyber men asked.

"A few reasons, to get all the information I need and to get into your mind an see your decision of if you will leave this planet." the Doctor looked at his sonic screwdriver and it gave him a bad answer for him but also it was quite obvious what the answer would be when you thought about it. "And the sonic screwdrivers says that you are not leaving this planet and that you plan to delete me... Again."

"That is correct. Delete the Doctor! Delete!" the Cyber man said.

"Goodbye!" the Doctor smiled as he dragged Pinkie Pie and himself back into the elevator and closed the doors and pressed the button for the top floor of the building, escaping from the Cyber men.