Link was walking to the Sacred Grove. Why? No particular reason. He just wanted to see the blade that he stabbed through Ganondorf's chest. He smiled at the memory of the fatal strike that he saved the world with. He smiled at the memory of seeing his partner through the whole ordeal, Midna's, true form. He was also very happy she didn't die from that blast. He just wanted to refresh his memory of the other crazy stuff that happened.
"Good times. Good times" Link said to himself.
Once he got to the Maser Sword, after beating the living shit out of that skull kid, he examined it, remembering everything.
Becoming a wolf. Meeting Midna, The stupid spider in the Temple of Time. "Fuck that stupid ass spider" Link mumbled to himself.
All of a sudden, a blinding light came out of nowhere and, well, blinded him, and he passed out.
Link woke up in the middle of a room with the Master Sword by his side. He started hearing voices, but couldn't tell wo tey were coming from because he couldn't get up.
"What the fuck is that thing"!!! Link was confused now. Who hasn't seen a Hylian.
"Luna! Language"! He heard something that sounded like a bitchslap.
"OW! Sister! What was that for"!
"That is not the proper way to speak. Especially if your royalty". Link was now scared shitless now. He ended up in the middle of some foreign country right in front of there leaders. Link could only think of one thing to do. The only thing that would save him. He thought he could stand up now, so he got up as fast as he could, grabbed the sword and swung it in front of him. he felt a force push against it, and tried to fight it, to no avail. He saw who he was dealing with though. He saw a dark blue horse with a dark blue coat, mane and wings. she also had... a horn? He presumed that it was Luna, because the other one was white all around with the same feature he didn't recognize, a horn, and a pair of wings. Her mane was pink, green, light blue, and dark blue. Both their manes seemed to be flowing in a non-existing wind.
"Now we know it's hostile" the white one said.
" No no no! I take it back" Link said in complete panic.
"I doubt it. Guards! Throw him in the mines". Link had to think of something fast. The Master Sword was now out of his possession and he thought he was boned. Then he remembered about his Ordon Sword. When he went to draw it, he noticed it wasn't there.
"Well... fuck"
He saw the guard charging him. He didn't have any time to examine them though. He saw they had weapons and went to draw his shield, but that was gone too.
"My life is pain". That was all Link could say before he was knocked unconscious.
Author's Note
Hey guys. This is our first fic (there is two of us) so cut us some slack. I know this chapter is pretty short, but there's a reason for it and it'll be clear when you see the next chapter. Constructive criticism is advised. Than you very much.
Chapter 2: The Canterlot Diamond Mines
Chapter 2: The Canterlot Diamond Mines
Link woke up on a cold floor. Since his sword and shield just disappeared, he checked to see if his clothes were on. Thankfully, they were. He checked for his items. They weren't there. Probably back where his sword and shield were.
When he looked around, all he saw was diamonds. Everything was diamonds.
"Holy shit. Those horses are richer than all of Hyrule. Wonder how many rupees this is" Link said to himself. Too loud apparently, because 20 or so guards showed up.
He prepared to fight. The only thing he could do was punch and kick, so that's what he did. He saw three guards charge him, so he used his Back Slice skill the mysterious golden wolf showed him, without the slice. Instead, he kicked them all in the asses, literally, and they all fell on there faces. "In your face" Link said. He was never really good at puns. He saw five more surround him and he prepared a Spin Attack, with his arms. When they got close, he spun around, hitting their heads. He swore he heard one of there necks snap, but couldn't determine that because three more charged him. he did the same to them as he did to the first three. "YOU FUCKING IDIOTS"!!! said who he presumed was the captain of the squad. He found the source or the voice and noticed he had a sword and shield. He NEEDED those.
He went towards the captain, but was blocked by the rest of the squad. He saw one charge him and dodged the pony's strike with his spear. He then grabbed said spear and knocked the pony out with the but end. He wanted to avoid killing them as much as possible, but he wasn't to sure the one pony that one pony he knocked out with the Spin Attack was still breathing. He then used his newly acquired spear, and swung the but end at there legs, hitting them onto the floor. Luckily, they all hit their heads hard enough to knock them out. Now he could fight the captain.
The captain of the now unconscious squad of guard ponies looked at Link with the most pissed of face He's ever seen.
"You piece of shit! I don't give a fuck what the princess said. I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU, AND FEED YOU TO THE MANTICORE IN THE EVERFREE"!!!
"Calm down Captain. Take a chill pill". Link was trying so hard not to laugh at the raging Captain.
"I WILL NOT FUCKING CALM DOWN". The pony readied his blade. Link readied the spear.
The pony charged. Link saw him coming from a mile away and dodged.
"You are really bad with a sword" Link started to snicker
"AND YOUR ANY GOOD"!!! The captain charged. Link then sidestepped and hit the guard across the head with the spear's but end. The pony went unconscious.
"You got knocked the fuck out"! Link said, walking over to the now unconscious captain, picking up his sword and shield.
"Time to go" Link put on a serious face and walked over the piles of bodies to the ones he Spin Attacked. Unfortunately for him, one was dead. He decided to hide the body.
He walked round for a bit. He couldn't find anything useful, or the exit for that matter. At least there were no guards.
After what seemed like hours of walking, he finally found the exit. To his surprise, it was unguarded. He tried exiting but noticed the door was locked, but there was no keyhole.
"Perfect. Just perfect".
He then noticed a red diamond shaped crystal. Recognizing this type of switch, he struck it with his blade. As he expected, the door opened.
"Time to get some answers" Link said, as he walked out the door.
Author's Note
I know. Another short chapter. The chapters coming up should beat least 1000 words though so don't worry.
