Chapter 2: The Canterlot Diamond Mines

Link woke up on a cold floor. Since his sword and shield just disappeared, he checked to see if his clothes were on. Thankfully, they were. He checked for his items. They weren't there. Probably back where his sword and shield were.

When he looked around, all he saw was diamonds. Everything was diamonds.

"Holy shit. Those horses are richer than all of Hyrule. Wonder how many rupees this is" Link said to himself. Too loud apparently, because 20 or so guards showed up.

He prepared to fight. The only thing he could do was punch and kick, so that's what he did. He saw three guards charge him, so he used his Back Slice skill the mysterious golden wolf showed him, without the slice. Instead, he kicked them all in the asses, literally, and they all fell on there faces. "In your face" Link said. He was never really good at puns. He saw five more surround him and he prepared a Spin Attack, with his arms. When they got close, he spun around, hitting their heads. He swore he heard one of there necks snap, but couldn't determine that because three more charged him. he did the same to them as he did to the first three. "YOU FUCKING IDIOTS"!!! said who he presumed was the captain of the squad. He found the source or the voice and noticed he had a sword and shield. He NEEDED those.

He went towards the captain, but was blocked by the rest of the squad. He saw one charge him and dodged the pony's strike with his spear. He then grabbed said spear and knocked the pony out with the but end. He wanted to avoid killing them as much as possible, but he wasn't to sure the one pony that one pony he knocked out with the Spin Attack was still breathing. He then used his newly acquired spear, and swung the but end at there legs, hitting them onto the floor. Luckily, they all hit their heads hard enough to knock them out. Now he could fight the captain.

The captain of the now unconscious squad of guard ponies looked at Link with the most pissed of face He's ever seen.

"You piece of shit! I don't give a fuck what the princess said. I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU, AND FEED YOU TO THE MANTICORE IN THE EVERFREE"!!!

"Calm down Captain. Take a chill pill". Link was trying so hard not to laugh at the raging Captain.

"I WILL NOT FUCKING CALM DOWN". The pony readied his blade. Link readied the spear.

The pony charged. Link saw him coming from a mile away and dodged.

"You are really bad with a sword" Link started to snicker

"AND YOUR ANY GOOD"!!! The captain charged. Link then sidestepped and hit the guard across the head with the spear's but end. The pony went unconscious.

"You got knocked the fuck out"! Link said, walking over to the now unconscious captain, picking up his sword and shield.

"Time to go" Link put on a serious face and walked over the piles of bodies to the ones he Spin Attacked. Unfortunately for him, one was dead. He decided to hide the body.

He walked round for a bit. He couldn't find anything useful, or the exit for that matter. At least there were no guards.

After what seemed like hours of walking, he finally found the exit. To his surprise, it was unguarded. He tried exiting but noticed the door was locked, but there was no keyhole.

"Perfect. Just perfect".

He then noticed a red diamond shaped crystal. Recognizing this type of switch, he struck it with his blade. As he expected, the door opened.

"Time to get some answers" Link said, as he walked out the door.

Author's Note

I know. Another short chapter. The chapters coming up should beat least 1000 words though so don't worry.