My Little Pony: Equestria Girls: Beyond Human

by ace_attorneyfan800

Chapter 3

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"Flash you won!" Twilight shouted as she hugged Flash, "I'm so glad you're O.K!"

"Um Twilight why didn't you help?" Flash asked as Twilight let go

"I wanted to see if you could handle yourself." Twilight stated

"OOOH! MY BACK!" Shining shouted in pain

"Shiny!" Cadence shouted as she went ot her fallen husband, "Shiny poo! Are you O.K?!"

"Hunky dorry." Shining said as he got up, "Hey Flash!"

"Please, my full name is Flash Matsuda Sentry. But everyone calls me Matsuda after my great grandfather Touta Matsuda for some reason."

"Well Matsuda you've got some moves." Shining said to Flash, "I'll give you that."

"Well I always did have my moves. Especially back at Canterlot High since..."

(Flash puts on a pair of sunglassess and is suddenly in his suit from the Fall Formal.)

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Applejack:"Whow! That was sudden!"

Rainbow Dash:"Oh in the name of all things holy this better not be another song!"

Twilight:"Too bad Rainbow it is."

Rainbow:"OH COME ON!"

Flash: Ah! You know why it should be hot! You know why it should be neat! You know if you dunno, you are a dork! You know we like, we we we like party! Like I mean! Let me say this guy is I mean. The gut, go, geek, and gorgeous i mean. I want to say what you want to hear I mean. Damn girl! You so freakin sexy!

Fluttershy:"Oh my!"

Twilight (Embaressed):"HEY!"

Flash: Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a, Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a, Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a mother father gentleman!

Shining:"Not to me."

Flash: I'm a, Ah I'm a, I'm a mother father gentleman! I'm a, Ah I'm a, I'm a mother father gentleman!

Cadence:"Although that is a good dance."

Flash: You know why it should be slim! You know why it should be sexy! You know darling come and kick it! You know everybody is kicking it, come on! Like I mean! your hair, waist, legs, and calves I mean. Good! Feeling feeling? Good! Softly I mean. To make you scream like evil and ah I mean. Damn girl! I'm a party maf-ia!

Rainbow:"Sure you are hipacrit-OW!"

Twilight:"Quiet!"

Flash: Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a, Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a, Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a mother father gentleman! I'm a, Ah I'm a, I'm a mother father gentleman! I'm a, Ah I'm a, I'm a mother father gentleman! Gonna make you sweat. Gonna make you wet. You know who I am! Wet PSY! Gonna make you sweat. Gonna make you wet. You know who I am! Wet PSY! Wet PSY! Wet PSY! Wet PSY! PSY! PSY! PSY! Ah I'm a mother father gentleman! I'm a, Ah I'm a, I'm a mother father gentleman! I'm a, Ah I'm a, I'm a mother father gentleman!

Rainbow:"Jeesh will this even end! He never runs out of breath like Pinkie Pie!"

Flash: Mother father gentleman! Mother father gentleman!

(Suddenly back to his normal cloths and the sunglasses are gone as he steps infront of Twilight.)

"..I'm a mother father gentleman."

"A mother father gentleman?" Twilight asked

"Don't ask." Flash stated

"Well Matsuda 'ah'm-"

"You're Applejack, you're Rarity, you're Rainbow Dash, you're Pinkie Pie, you're Fluttershy, you're Cadence, and you're Shining Armour." Flash said pointing to each individual pony

The ponies stod there, pupils like dots, and mouths agape.

"H-how did you know are names?" Rarity asked quite shocked

"You guys look like my friends from my demension, I know Shining Armour because he's both the cheif of police AND co principal at Crystal Collage, and I know Cadence because she was my first grade english teacher AND recintly founder AND principal of Crystal Collage." Flash explained

"Well that explains it." Twilight said, "Figured you'd know my friends, but Cadence and Shining Armour too?!"

"Well you see the story behind THAT is-"

"Your highness!" A worried guard shouted comming inot the room "Your highness! The empire is under attack from the evil changelings!"

*BOOOOOOOOM!*

"What the hell?!" Flash shouted as the building shook

The ceiling soon crumbled and opened revealing Chrysalis.

"WHAT THE DOCHE!" Flash shouted

"There! Grab that alien! He's the ultimate love source!" Chrysalis shouted as a swarm headed tword Flash

The others soon found themselfs fighting a group of changelings themselfs leaving Flash to run around the entire room unguarded. Then as a changleing dived ot try and catch him, however, Flash jumped up high and doged it swinging out his electric guitar and with some swings to the back of their heads Flash knocked out all the changelings chasing him.

"Whow! That was weird!" Flash stated realising what he did, "Just how did I do that!?"

"HEEELLP MEEE!" Rainbow shouted

Flash turned to see Rainbow Dash getting gooped up all over until said goop made a cocoon around her and the changelings put her next ot the defeated others, all but Shining Armour who's horn was gooped as well as his hoofs.

"I can't break free!" he shouted struggling

"All the better my husbind." Chrysalis said as she flew down to earth, "Now you, alien-"

"Human." Flash corrected

"Human," Chrysalis continued, "you are coming with me back to my lair so the changelings can finally have a source of power!"

"Like hell I'm not!" Flash shouted as he readied his electric guitar, "I'd rather die!"

"So be it." Chrysalis said as her horn glowed and shot a lazer at him

Flash doged it and with very fast speed sent Chrysalis flying to the other side of the room.

"OW!" Chrysalis shouted in pain

Then before she knew it Flash grabbed her by her tail with both his hands nad swung her to the otherside hitting his car not leaving anything in it, as she got up she coughed up a little green blood and before she knew it she got slung into an open spot in the roomand with al of his might Flash swung Chrysalis like a top and with their swinginging every changeling in the rom was out cold and with all of his might Flash swung Chrysalis out a glass window breaking it and leaving som glass lunged into her back as she flew out.

"I'LL BE BAAAACK!" she shouted as she flew out of range

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