You burned the cheese!

by GanAfterDark

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Braeburn, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Cheese Sandwich
Length: 2778

Cheese visits Appleoosa to throw a party, but Braeburn has other plans...

Cheese Sandwich visits Appleoosa to throw another great and fun party, until he meets Braeburn. Now, he shall learn to throw a great and fun party Braeburns way...

WARNING: M/M clop, Anal and oral sex. P.S. I'm writing this on my iPad, so don't expect it to be pretty...
EDIT: oh yeah, and it has a slow plot, so don't get your lube and think you'll need it in the first, hmm, I don't know, 2,500 words. If you love some sexy ass Braeburn clopfics join my group here!

Published 2014-03-16 07:10:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-16 07:10:04 UTC

Cheeseburn

"Whooo-ey!" Cheese Sandwich sighed out, tired from his long trip from Manehatton. That was probably one of the best parties he'd ever thrown! But now he was on a new mission. Appleoosa.

"Look Boneless 2, we're here!" he said in excitement, looking at the limp rubber chicken that was bouncing awkwardly on his back.

"Another town, another party!" he squealed, acting like a filly as he passed by a sign that read:

APPLEOOSA

Though, not caring about how boring the sign had looked, he strolled on through the town, surprised by how lonely the town looked, for there were not very many ponies on the streets.

Well that's about to change, Cheese thought, just looking at his surroundings already planning what he was going to do.

"I'll eat your family!" some random raggedy pony yelled at him as he passed, as if he was seeing things. Cheese could already hear the cheers of ponies thanking him, saying how amazing he is and-

"Well howdy partner!" The giddy party pony heard from behind him, startling and breaking his speeding train of thought. "Don't think Ah've seen you 'round these parts. Actually, Ah don't thinks Ah've seen you ever before!" the cow pony said, after Cheese had turned around.

But when both of them made eye to eye, Braeburn was speechless. He had never seen someone quite as silly as this pony, other than Pinkie Pie of course, but it was his eyes. The way his beautiful green eyes looked at him, Braeburn couldn't find any words, or at least any words that could come out.

"Well, hello there, Mr.," Cheese Sandwich said, awaiting a response from the new pony."M-Mah names Braeburn." he said, putting on a winning smile as he tipped his hat to Cheese. "And yours is?" he asked. "My name is Cheese Sandwich!" he said proudly, "but you can call me... Cheese Sandwich." Cheese said, using his fake cowboy accent he liked to use, as he blew his kazoo in triumph, "for I am here to throw the best parties in Equestria!" he finished.

Braeburn gave him a confused look as he said "ain't that Pinkie Pie's job?" he asked, not sure if the stallion new who she was, but Cheese Sandwich was too busy looking at the lights that were hanging from the saloon, murmuring something about streamers and walrus launchers.

"Hmm, yes." Cheese said as he looked at the lights, "Right there, maybe-"

"Hello? Anypony there?" Braeburn asked, annoyed by the sudden change in motion. "Can ah get to know you a little better, you know, since you're gonna be stayin' here in Appleoosa to throw your little party." he asked nervously, hoping not to sound pushy, because all he wanted to do was meet this new stallion.

"Sure, I always love to make new friends!" Cheese said cheekily, looking at the cowpony. "where do you want to go?" he asked, for he didn't know this town very well.

"Y'know you're standin' right under a saloon, right?" He said, looking up at the sloppily written sign, which just had the word Saloon in all capitol letters, similar to the 'welcome' sign.

"Oh," Cheese said, looking up at the sign. "I guess we can go in, but I don't drink alcohol." he said, just the idea of an alcoholic beverage makes him cringe. "You don't have to drink anything that'll mess you up, but they make some pretty good cherry cider, ever since Mrs. Jubilee changed the recipe."

"I'm sorry, I just don't like alcohol." he said glumly. "Well, that's a shame. Shall we?" Braeburn said, gesturing his hoof to the doors.

"Sounds like a plan!" he said, walking into the bar as he caught a first glance, taking in his surroundings. For one, the place smelt like vomit and liquor combined, and two, the benches were mostly empty, other than a depressed stallion, drinking his 5th mug of cider. The place was made out of what looked like old and rotted oak wood, mold on nearly every wall.

"This place looks..." he started, not wanting to say anything bad about the saloon. "like a dump?" Braeburn said, almost as if he knew what he was thinking of saying initially. "Ah know, but it's one of the only saloons here for miles." he said, his voice sounding like he was holding his breath. That was probably the case, for Braeburn's face started to slowly turn red.

But that wasn't the case. Because in reality, Braeburn started to blush as he saw Cheese's member, hanging between his legs, the tip nearly touching the ground.

"Umm, Brae? Why are you staring at me like that?" Cheese said, putting his hind hooves close together hiding his stallionhood. "W-What?" he breathed out, looking up at Cheese, who gave him a funny look. "A-Ah w-was just lookin' a-at the ground!" he said in a shy way, embarrassed at what happened. Braeburn cursed himself, as his member started to harden. "L-let's just go find a seat!" he said flustered, not wanting the party pony to see his member in this state.

"Well, just pick one! Not like we have to wait." Cheese said, looking over to the left, as he saw a bench that wasn't covered in vomit, blood, or broken glass. "how about that one? it doesn't look too dangerous." he said, trotting over to the bench and taking his seat, followed by Braeburn, taking the other other side of the table.

"What's it gonna be Hun'?" the waitress said, trying to keep her mane in shape, whilst startling Braeburn at the same time. "Holy hay fries!" he yelped as he turned around to see the mare that snuck up on him. "so after all the times you've been here, Ah still manage to getcha!" she laughed, looking over to Cheese. "Ooohhh," the mare said, eyeing him up and down, then looking back to Braeburn saying, "Ah see you've got yourself a fine stallion here. Ah guess ah should let you two have your space, but ah need to take your orders first." she said, making Cheese blush, and Braeburn flustered.

"I-it's not like that, Bella," he said, blushing hard as he said "Ah'll get some cherry cider. Cheese?" he said, looking towards Cheese Sandwich, who replied "I'll have some water. And thank you." he said, still a little embarrassed from that misunderstanding. " It'll be a sec Hun, why don't you two have a lil 'bonding' time?" she said, looking at both of them, trying to hide a smile as she trotted off. Heh, 'bonding' time.

"that was weird," Cheese said, giving up on hiding his blush. "Well, what's your story?" Cheese said, wanting to know more about Braeburn. "I want to know more about you."

Braeburn swallowed, thinking back as far as he could. "Well, Ah was born and raised in Appleoosa, and Ah'm from the Apple family." he said. "You're from the apple family? Do you know anyone by the name of AppleJack?" Cheese asked, remembering his visit to PonyVille, and meeting the mare of his inspiration.

"Why, Ah'm her cousin! How do you know 'er?" he asked, eyeing Cheese. "well, I met her in PonyVille! I went there to throw a birthday party for Rainbow Dash, and I got to meet AppleJack, and I got to meet the mare that made me who I am today! Pinkie Pie!" Cheese Sandwich said excitedly, remembering all the fun he had had that day.

"Oh! That's great. So that's why y'all two are so much like each other." he told him, looking at the rubber chicken marked with the number '2'. "Um, what's with the chicken?" he asked, confused as to why he had that on his back.

"Boneless 2? He's just my party partner, after I gave Boneless 1 to Pinkie." he said, Braeburn still confused to why he had a rubber chicken on his back.

"That'll be 5 bits" Belle asked, still scaring the he-be-jee-beez out of Braeburn again. "Aaarrgh!" he yelled, nearly jumping out of his chair, making Belle break into a fit of laughter. "Really? Ah got you again? Hun, you ain't gonna last a second on 'yer own if 'yer jumpin like that!" she said, still laughing. "Dag nab it Belle! Here's your 5 bits." he grumbled, pulling the bits from his satchel.

"enjoy 'yer drinks colts." Belle said, going back off to where she had come from. "all right, about your history?" Cheese managed to get out, his attempt to hide his giggles failing.

"Alright, well..."

*3 waters and 4 mugs of cherry cider later*

"Hahaha!" Cheese laughed, "how'd you manage to get stuck in a barrel of cherry cider?" He managed, containing the rest of his laughter. "Ah told you Ch-Cherry Jubab-blee, she locked the, you know, the-the thingy!" Braeburn said, feeling a bit tipsy. "Ah don't like talkin' 'bout it." he said, looking down. "How'd you get y-yourrr cutie markie?" Braeburn asked Cheese, looking at his thigh, making Cheese cover his member. "Well, I never really was a party pony as a kid. I wasn't always cheery and throwing parties everywhere. I only became the pony I am today after accidentally stumbling in on one of Pinkie's parties. It's funny though, because I got a cheese sandwich, and when I got it I got my cutie mark. I became I was because of Pinkie, and that was how I met Boneless 1!" Cheese finished, taking a breath and a sip of water from talking. "ask me a question!" Braeburn said, wanting to talk about something.

"Okay, hmm... Have you ever dated anypony?" Cheese asked, drinking some more of his water, finishing the glass.

"What?" Braeburn asked, taken by surprise at his question. "Have you ever dated anypony?" Cheese repeated, looking at Braeburn in the eyes, making him blush. "Well, I have, but it never usually worked out. I've been looking for somepony or a while now." he said, sighing.

"Ah, I know how it feels when you think you've finally found that special mare and it isn't the one. You know what I mean?" Cheese said, blowing a little air in his kazoo as he sighed.

"A-actually I on't know what you meannn..." Braeburn said his body leaning to the side, trying to hide his blush with his beautiful mane. "A-Ah date stallions..." he said looking shamefully at the ground. "A-and A-ah..." he started to get a little choked up as he said, "A-ah thought you w-were the the special pony f-for me." he sighed again, not bothering to look Cheese in the eyes. "B-but now ah knooow... You ain't no damn colt cuddler. Ah'm s-sorry, ah-" Braeburn started, but was cut off by Cheeses lips meeting with his as he didn't bother to continue. Braeburn moaned as he felt Cheeses warm breath against his snout.

"Hun, you n- Ah'll just leave y'all to 'yer own business..." Belle said, smiling as she went back off to her duties. Mission: 'bonding' time success. Belle thought, her smile still strapped onto her face like a muzzle.

Cheese was the first to break the kiss, as Braeburn said, " Ah thought you liked mares?"

"Someone as sexy as you would turn anypony gay." Cheese Sandwich said playfully, rubbing Braeburns thigh, making his member hard. Braeburn let out a tiny moan before saying, "let's bring this to mah place, ssshall we?" Braeburn said, giving Cheese bedroom eyes. "We shall!" Cheese said goofily, backing away from the table and waiting for Braeburn to make his way off the seat. "Hey, at least Ah'm not drunk-drunk." Brae said, earning a giggle from Cheese. "come on you silly stallion!" he said teasingly, putting his hoof on his side. " Sooo, where to?"

*15 minutes later, At Braeburns house*

As soon as Cheese got into his bedroom, Braeburn nearly tackled Cheese to the bed, him barely being able to contain himself on the way home. "Thank you for all this really." Cheese said, looking into Braeburns eyes."Ah'm about to show you how ta have a real party my wayyy..." Braeburn said tipsily, as he dove in for a passionate kiss. "hhhuuu" Cheese moaned, not ready for the attack.

Cheese was the first to make a move, as he slipped his tongue past his own lips, then Braeburn's, surprising him for a second, but then moaned when Cheese wrapped his tongue around Brae's, as if holding hooves.

After a few minutes of doing this, Cheese broke the kiss, for his new intention was further down... "Ooo, already huh?" said Braeburn, giving him a goofy smile, "I like that... " Brae said, trailing off as he felt Cheese's warm breath on his member, making it throb a little. "Aaauuggghhh" Braeburn moaned, his member getting

harder and harder as Cheese breathed on it.

First, Cheese started to lick his way from the base of his member all the way to the tip, suckling on head a little before taking nearly all 8 inches of his cock, Braeburn moaning even more as his stallionhood was being massaged. Cheese started to just bob his head up and down on the first 4 inches of his cock, but then continued down until he was going from the very tip to his base as Braeburn's pubic hair tickled Cheese's upper lip." Aaarrgghh!" Braeburn continued to moan as Cheese started to fondle his balls, whilst devouring all 8 inches, making his way to the very top to suck on the tip for a while.

"Ah-ah can't hold it any longer ah-ah'm gonna-aaahhh!" he yelled in ecstasy, as he shot one, two, then three long squirts of jizz into Cheese's throat, and some on his face as he pulled off his member.

"You're a pretty messy stallion," Cheese said, wiping the jizz off his face with his hoof and licking it off, "and a very sexy one" he said, laying on the bed, exhausted.

"Now it's mah turn," he said, stroking his cock, "trust me, ah got lube." With this comment, Cheese looked at his beautiful member, picturing it just getting jammed into his tight plothole. " So you're gonna..." Cheese started, knowing the answer. "Yep. All in there!" he said, twisting off the cap of his tub of lube, as he rubbed up and down his stallionhood, then rubbing Cheese's 'entrance', earning a little yelp from the silly pony.

"Huh, first time for everything. Now git ready, it's 'gon be ah wild ride!" and with that, Braeburn slid his cock into Cheese's plot hole, Braeburn and Cheese moaning in pleasure. "S-so t-this is how mare's feel..." he said, as Braeburn rammed all 8 inches of his wet, sticky cock into Cheese's tight plot.

Braeburn then worked his way back out of his anus, warning a confused look from Cheese, until he bashed it back in, making Cheese scream in pleasure, "Aahhh!" Braeburn started to speed up the pace, hearing the smacking noise of his balls slap against Cheese's, making Cheese and Braeburn even harder.

F-fuck m-ME B-B-Braeb-b-burn!" Cheese said, wanting it more as he started to stroke his own hard member. "F-Fuck m-ME!"

At this, Braeburn started to go as fast as he could, his balls now violently slapping against Cheese's.

Cheese noticed Braeburn leaning forward, as he removed Cheese's hoof and started to stroke it for him. "O-oh, it-it feels soooo...Uuggh!" Cheese managed, before cumming on Braeburn's bed sheets. Good thing though, because Braeburn was about ready too.

"I-Ah'm g-gonna!" he yelled, before ramming his cock one last time into Cheese, his warm semen filling him up so much to where it was coming out the side's. "oooh, thank Celestia..." Brae said, before collapsing on the bed along with Cheese Sandwich staring into each others eyes.

"Ah love you." Braeburn said playfully, touching Cheese on the nose with his hoof. " You know I do too." Cheese said, tickling Braeburn's side, as he squealed like a little filly. "So, whad'ya think of mah party?" Brae asked Cheese, tickling him back. "It was the best party I've ever had!" he said, giggling from Braeburn tickling his weak spot.

"Oh, horse apples. I got a party to plan!" Cheese said, worriedly. "Ah can help if ya want?" Braeburn offered, awaiting an answer.

"You're the best Brae."

Author's Note

Well, hope you liked It! Likei said, I wrote this on my iPad, so it's not very pretty, but I still hope it's readable. I put about 3 hours into this story, so I hope that time gets paid off for the input on it. All thanks to Ponyness, sorry for no link, but thanks to him for the inspiration on Cheese x Braeburn clop. :)