My Little Supernatural: Demons are Evil Sons of Bitches

     At four o'clock, Rainbow Dash had just walked in the door of her college dorm and set her saddle bags on the sofa. As usual, since it was Thursday, Thunderlane was already at the dorm, preparing dinner, which was usually quite elaborate. Her sore and aching hooves paced into the kitchen, where she inhaled the mouth-watering aromas and sighed. "What's cookin'?" She asked.

     "I've got a four-serving three-cheese spinach lasagne in the oven, babes! I also stopped down by the liquor store and picked up a bottle of wine and some beer. I plan on losing it tonight, I am so exhausted. Remind me that I want ice cream before I crash," Thunderlane requested. "I don't wanna go to bed with pure alcohol topping off my stomach. A hangover an hour before class is the last thing I want!"

     "No probs," Rainbow responded. "I want a beer, too. Criminal Justice class was a nightmare..."

     "That bad, huh?"

     "You have no idea." She exclaimed. She then trotted back into the living room, picked up her bags and carried them to the closet, where she hung them up on the rack on the inside of the door.

     About two hours later, Thunderlane sat Rainbow Dash down at the table with her piece of lasagne and a glass of white wine. She lifted up the crystal goblet and brought it to her snout. She inhaled deeply through her nostrils and sighed. "Smells wonderful."

     "Chataeu de Fillydelphia, vintage 1993," Thunder said matter-of-factly.

     "Well, some-pony knows their wines," Rainbow Dash began. "But I said I wanted a beer."

     "I decided you drink too much beer and not enough wine, so I gave you wine," he retorted. "If you want a beer, drink that and then go get one."

     "Why do you gotta be such a dick?"

     "Don't start with me about my parts," he said pseudo-seriously. "Not unless you want me."

     Rainbow Dash blushed, them cocked an eyebrow. "How 'bout after dinner?"

     "Shut up and eat your dinner."

     Rainbow did as she was told, and bit down on the first forkful of her lasagne. She savoured it, attempting to recognise all of the flavours. Oregano, baby spinach, fettuccine, mozzarella... Her thoughts trailed off as she chewed and took another bite. She swallowed and asked, "You made this all from scratch?"

     Thunderlane nodded and kept eating.

     "Shit..."

     They finished their meal, and Thunder stood with his hoof reached out to help Rainbow up. "Wait!" she blurted. She picked up the bottle of wine and the two glasses and reasoned, "We'll need this."

     Four hours of feral, fiery lovemaking went by. Thunder and Rainbow laid on opposite sides of the bed, staring at the ceiling, gasping and panting from exhaustion.

     It was Rainbow who finally broke the silence. "I forgot how big you were," she said in astonishment.

     "I forgot how much energy you had," he responded like-mindedly.

     Rainbow's eyes had begun to get heavy, and when she looked over, she saw that her partner had already drifted off. Her energy-- or lack-thereof-- had finally caught up with her, and she dozed off.

     Rainbow Dash snapped up in the bed and she heard glass breaking. It sounded like it was coming from within the apartment. She doubted it could be a demon coming to seek vengeance upon her soul, given that the doors and windows were lined with salt, so as she got up from her bed, she grabbed her silver knife in-case it may be a stray monster looking for food.

     She lurched out into the living-room and saw that the kitchen light was on, one of the window panes in the back door was shattered, and the back door was ajar. "What the hell?" she said to herself. She heard the fridge pop open and cabinets close. She then raised her blade and slowly paced into the kitchen like a panther. She then charged into the kitchen and yelled, and was shocked at what she saw.

     "Storm?"

     Her older brother looked up from the fridge he was raiding. "Hey, Lighting," he said with a cocky grin.

     "What are you doing here? I thought you were a werewolf!"

     "A werewolf?" he said surprised. "Shit, I ain't that loud!"

     "What are you doing in my dorm?" Rainbow began to angry.

     Stormy got serious. He put returned the stolen melon he had grabbed from the fridge and straightened his face. "Dad's gone missing."

     "What do you mean?" She turned her head slightly and gave her brother a suspicious voice.

     "I can't get a hold of dad. He won't answer his phone, and he hasn't called me and told me where he's at or where he's going."

     "He's probably out on another hunt. Stop worrying so much, Storms." She rubbed her eye and scowled.

     "Lighting, this is serious. He hasn't answered for five weeks."

     Lightning looked up. "What?"

     Just then, Thunderlane walked into the kitchen. "Dashie?" he said, rubbing his eyes and yawning. "What are you doing? Who is this?"

     Rainbow sighed. "This..." she motioned to Stormy, "is my brother."