Thor's Day Off
Thunder rained from the heavens as Thor slammed his fist on the throne room table. All the other Gods and Goddesses took a step back. Even Odin, king of the gods backed away in fear.
"What give's thou fellow Gods of Valhalla the right to tell me Thor, god of thunder, to 'take a break' as you say?!" Thor griped his hammer.
No God nor Goddess in the room did as much as even blink. Seeing as no one was going to speak Thor, God of Thunder tightly griped the end of the table in his left hand, lifting it in the air, and throwing it across the room. The long wooden table smashed into a million pieces. All the other Gods flinched at his anger.
Transferring his gaze back to his fellow Gods Thor lifted his hammer. "Thou family and comrades have three seconds to explain your incompetence!" Said Thor. His hammer started to glow with electric energy.
Sighing Sif, the wife of Thor and goddess of battle took a slow step forward torses her husband. She lightly placed a hand on Thor's arm. Thor looked down at his wife. His anger quickly vanished. The magic from his hammer evaporated, and the God of Thunder placed the wepion back on his belt.
Sif smiled at Thor. "Dear husband, thou has been working non stop even sense coming back from earth. All of your friends are worried about you". Sif placed a light kiss on Thor's lip's. She continued. "Please for me, Take a break and go some where fun".
Thor raised an eyebrow. "Fun?".
"Yes fun. You know 'have a good time' that kind of fun" Said Loki, God of mischief. He took a step forward.
Thor brought a hand to his chin in deep thought. Then his face brightened up. A huge grin spread across his face.
"Ah! fun, as in sex with my hot wife. I can do that most well!" Exclaimed Thor flexing his muscles.
Sif blushed, and hid behind her long blond hair. Loki bused into laughter, falling on the floor, crying tears of joy. All the other Gods and Goddess shifted awkwardly.
Noticing the awkward silence Thor, God of thunder stopped flexing and raised and eyebrow. "What, Is that not what you have meant when you said 'have a good time'?".