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               Not A Twilight Sparkle Story                
                     -by Obselescence-                     
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Once upon a time there was an orange pony by the name of Applejack.
One day she suddenly found herself in a large wooden barrel, which happened to be careening down a waterfall of considerable size. There were no permanent injuries as a result of this unfortunate situation, and she played no further part in any story involving Twilight Sparkle.
The End.