A 'Vanoss' Time in Equestria

Golden Oaks Library, Ponyville, Equestria, 3:25PM

"Okay, so..... hey Delirious, send an invite!"

"Yeah, I will!"

"You too MiniLadd."

"All righty then."

Then 2 figures appeared out of nowhere. "We're back, bitches!"  Delirious said, jerking off in the process.

"Okay, so what now??"

Few Minutes Later

The Library was a mess, books were scattered, Owlowiscious was going crazy in his cage, Scorch marks everywhere and Delirious clones everywhere!. "Okay, time to salute our hardwork!" Evan said.

"Wait, why did we do this?" John said.

"Yeah, i thought we were corpse launching today?"

"Hmmm, maybe your right maybe your wrong.... Hey, NOGLA's on! Let's invite him!"

"Hey Guys!!" A man with ordinary clothing with full face paint. "So, this is the dimension.... This dimension is a mess, I'll clean it up." He then threw a grenade. Papers flew and windows breaking. Few books were destroyed.

"Was it an incendiary grenade you threw?!"

"Yeah, why?"

Vanoss then punched NOGLA "Ow, Why'd ya do that for?"

Then Twilight came in. "Hey, we're back from....." Then Twilight raged mode, White fur, Red Eyes, and Fire for a mane. "Who Did this?!!!" Her voice sounded like Chronos himself, well, the female version of it.

"Uhhhh.. Uhhh!" They then exchanged faces.

"IT WAS NOGLA!" They all exclaimed.

"Yeah, It was NOGLA.... wait... What?" Then Twilight rammed him and tore him apart. Guts and limbs were flying through the room.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-"

"Hey, I thought this place was Rated PG-13? Wait a minute... MLP... Rated G! Why would they show this! If it was possible... CUE TO COMMERCIAL CUE TO COMMERCIAL!!!!" Evan said.

Will NOGLA still be alive, Will Twilight be able to forgive the crew, Will Lui join the story? Stay tuned to find out!

Dragon Ball- Nope... Vanoss In Equestria!

In the TARDIS, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12:00

"Okay, so this chapter symbolizes your return in fim fic?"

"Not return, temporary return only."

"What are you two goin about?! I forgot what to do the last two chapters!"

"Hey, Doctor, you finally broke the 4th wall!"

"What? Oh, I think you've mistaken, Ditzy gave me an idea that why not organize days like 3 days, 2 days, 4 days. there are 7 days for one week... Why not 4 days? 2 days is equivalent to one chapter. So, apparently it has been 4 days"

"Hey don't make Derpy take credit for my work, I thought of that!"

"Don't care, I still don't believe this is your imagination."

"Ummm, Doctor I think he's right." Derpy said to make him to trust the lil' boy (Im 12 you writer! Wait, I just yelled at myself..)

"How should we know if it's true?" The Doctor said doubtfully

"I can force you to say 'I love pears'."

"That's impossible."

"Try me." They then exchanged.

"I love pears.... Okay Derpy, where's the soap!"

"Yeah, you've been a Doubtful Thomas! I think I shall call you Tom!" I grinned. I then looked at my watch "Man, I wanna watch Big Bang Theory tonight.... I think I should add a T.V. to the T.A.R.D.I.S.."

Then a T. V. materialized in front of him. "Okay, Now an electric outlet, and free cable!"

"Uhhh, Dude, stop using your free will." Pinkie said curiously.

"Now I shall make Pinkie SMART!"

"Hah, me smart? That may not happen to my intellect."

"Yeah, you said it, smart mouth."

"I'm not smart!"

"Yes you are. If you aren't smart, what is the Pythagorean Theorem of A= 20 and  B= 50. Find the Hypotenus.

"Well, the solution is 2000+2500=C squared. And If you're looking for the semi answer, it's 4500=C squared..... The Answers= 60." (I apologize if I'm not correct.)

"I think that's the answer?"

A new addition has been added to the mess of the library: Blood, eyeballs, Intestines, Medulla Oblongata, a spine, kidneys and his manhood.

Twilight(raged) Stood there and fainted, it looked like she's not turning back to her old self. "Look at the little Ponyta!"

Ba Dum Tsss

"Hahahaha! Pokemon Jokes!!!!!"- he laughed...- "- Are so overrated, get a life man..." -sarcastically and brought up a rocket launcher and blew him up. The impact vaporized MiniLadd and Owlowiscious' cage. The Bird went to Twilight(rage which will be now named Ignea Magnus.) and woke her up.

"Huh, what. The Library! Who did this!" seemingly less angrier.

Since they don't want to suffer the same fate as NOGLA, they decided to tell the lie truth. "You did this." He pointed at NOGLA'S body part's. "You just tore him from limb from limb.  No jokes bra!"

"Yeah, Evan said that you're not keeping this PG nor G." MiniLadd spawned behind her which made Twilight jump.

"Speaking of G; for gasoline. Why is your mane and tail on fire Sparkle Ass?"

"Sparkle Ass? My names, Ignea Magnus... Right? Wait where's Spike?" She then looked at a note saying 'Hi, Twilight. I'm with Scootaloo, definitely not behind the bush, taking pictures of Rarity. Evan gave me a camera by the way. See ya later!

"Wait, who's Twilight?"

"You are." They all said.

"Hey, can NOGLA come here?"

"Yeah, sure." Ignea said. Evan then brought up a cellphone, then NOGLA appeared.

"Aah! It's the pony that killed me!"

"Don't worry, she's ordinary now."

"Oh, okay. So, wanna Gmod?"

"Sure! See ya later, I'll be back! With weapons!" John said, imitating Arnold Scwarzenegger's accent in the Terminator.

Then everybody left