Maud's Estrus

by Windburst

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Other, Maud Pie, Sex, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1861

When Pinkie asks you to help her sister with her estrus, you're more than happy to help, only to learn that Maud has her own way to express pleasure during sex.

When Pinkie asks you to help her sister with her estrus, you're more than happy to help, only to learn that Maud has her own way to express pleasure during sex.

AnonxMaud oneshot (short) clopfic

Published 2014-03-16 14:50:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-16 14:50:04 UTC

Maud's Estrus

How did it come to this? That’s the question you’re asking yourself as you’re currently rutting Maud into oblivion. Well, that’s what you’d like to believe, as the pony in question hasn’t said a worth, or even moaned once. When Pinkie Pie asked you to help her sister out with her estrus, you fully expected this mare to become as wild as her younger sister when you fucked her for ages but this mare hasn’t said a word, or acted like she’s enjoying it even a little bit. Talk about a total reversal from Pinkie, who you got to gag most of the times for being way too loud and into it, and would screech like a banshee whenever she came, which with your stamina could be a hell of a lot of times. Seems stallions got very low stamina, so as a human, you’re practically an Adonis of sex and Pinkie made sure to remind you of it whenever she could, which obviously worked for you. Still, you rather not go through another awkward talk with the Cakes about being too loud and waking up the twins, but with this mare it seems you don’t even have to worry even a little bit. If you didn’t see her breath, you swear you’d think she was dead. You knew she never showed any emotions from having spent time with her and Pinkie, but you never suspected that would go as far as in the bed or when she was having sex. This isn’t exactly helping your libido here.

You speed up a bit more, and can hear the slapping of your body against her ass, but she still doesn’t do a thing. You can’t stand this silence anymore, and got to ask her something.

“H- how do you feel?” You ask her while you continue your pounding.

“I feel your penis inside of my vagina.” She responds as emotionless as ever.

“…” That’s not exactly the answer you are looking for, so you decide to rephrase it. “And how does it feel?”

“It feels like a penis is going in and out of my vagina.”

Even though it almost feels like you’re fucking an emotionless, almost lifeless pony, it somehow still turns you on. Must be because it’s Pinkie’s sister, and the mare in question asked you to fuck her own sister. Just a shame you couldn’t convince Pinkie to try a threesome, but apparently that would be weird, unlike asking your boyfriend to fuck her sister during her estrus. These ponies are as weird as ever, but you found that out long ago.

Still, this pony still hasn’t answered you, and you’d prefer a more vocal answer, or heck, one of the body in terms of contractions or something, but she’s just standing there and taking it.

Fuck this, you got to make this mare a quivering wreck or your name isn’t Anonymous!

“Work with me a bit here Maud. I’m asking you if you LIKE it or not?”

“The feeling of a penis in my vagina is currently more preferable then the absence of one.”

Well, least you’re getting somewhere now.

“Your penis is also more satisfactory then a rock.”

…What?

“While your penis is not as hard as a rock, it doesn’t require any effort of me to move it. The fact that the penis is attached to a living being also helps to bring a feeling of cooperation, which is important in any activity. Sex included”

Did Maud just explain to you how she masturbates with rocks? And you think she’s saying that you’re better then one? That’s a bonus at least.

“There is also the matter of not needing any additional lubricant to insert your penis, unlike a rock. On a side note, once you finish you don’t need to follow in a stallion’s horseshoes of feeling ashamed of not having been able to make the mare finish. I have culminated four times already.”

She has? Isn’t this mare in estrus? When Pinkie cums her brains out during her estrus, it feels like she’s trying to devoured your penis with her vagina, and milks it for everything it’s worth, but this mare’s pussy hasn’t even tried anything remotely like that. Still, you can at least feel somewhat reassured that you’re not losing your touch. But you still want to ruin this mare, or at the very least make her visually cum once. She is Pinkie’s sister, so maybe?

“Hey Maud, mind if we try something new?”

Silence is your only answer, but with this mare that’s the norm, so you assume that means yes. It usually does.

You start to insert a finger in her puckered ring while you continue to pound her at a reasonable pace. Anal drives Pinkie Pie insane, so you’re hoping it’s the same for the eldest sister as well. But as you start to enter a second finger, and start going in and out, you’re once again met with silence. You had expected something at the very least, like a twitch of her tail, or an ear flick, maybe a sound or a word, but all you get is silence.

Eh, to hell with it. You’ve already realized that this mare won’t express herself vocally, but you’re still on a mission. Maybe she won’t show it, or say it, but you promised to rock this mare’s world, so that’s what you’ll do.

You remove your fingers out of her anus as you remove your dick from her pussy at the same time. You then put your member up to her puckered ring, and with a quick shove, slowly insert it into her ass. You continue to move inside, ever so slowly, as you feel ever so excited about this new development, and that’s not even speaking about the feeling of her ring almost crushing your penis. Either that means she likes it, or this is her first experience with anal. Perhaps even both?

You can’t help but smirk a bit as you feel like you’re finally getting some sort of emotion from the mare, even if it’s just a little.

“So, how does that feel?” You ask while still smirking.

“It feels like you just inserted your penis in my anus.”

So much for any sort of emotion, but you know how to act around this mare now.

“Can you give me a comparison from your current satisfaction compared to the previous vaginal sex?”

She remains silent, but you can feel her clenching and squeezing around your dick with her ass. Holy crap, that feels amazing, and it takes all your willpower to not bust a nut in her then and there. You can’t help but groan a bit in pleasure though, but if Maud has heard it, or even acknowledged it, remains a mystery as she once again remains emotionless.

“Even though this act is undoubtedly unsanitary, it is a new development in the sexual life. Slight discomfort is present, though it’s accompanied by much higher pressure levels of pleasure.”

You think that means ‘Oh Celestia, pound me harder and turn me into a quivering mess’ which works for you!

You start to increase your speed of fucking her pucker, while you start slapping her well-developed flank. Do all Pie sisters have such well endorsed asses? Whatever the case, this one sure is pleasing to the eye!

“Comparing this act of anal coitus to a rock is also impossible, as I have no experience with inserting rocks in that orifice. Not to self, need to perform this act to have a strong comparison ground.”

Playing that scene in your head is turning you on even more, so you increase your movements as you picture the emotionless mare anally masturbating with rocks.

“Judging by your rigged breathing and increased frictions rate, you are enjoying this new activity. That is morally pleasing.”

You’re indeed starting to breathe shallow as you can feel yourself getting close. Fuelled by the knowledge that this mare is at least enjoying your rutting, you brace yourself to last slightly longer.

“Your penis has either increased in hardness, or my anus has lesser feeling abilities. Either way, this feels similar to rock coitus and is at an all-time closets feeling of similarity.

You barely understand what she’s saying, but in your head you realize she is praising you, so you start to slow down slightly, to make sure you can last even longer.

“Before you ask, I am culminating at this moment, and have been doing so for the past twenty seconds or so.”

Fucking hell, even if you can’t get a freaking emotion out of her, and she replies in the most boring monotone voice ever, you haven’t been this turned on in ages, so you go right back to your previous fast pace, this time deciding to finish inside of her.

“Anonymous.” She suddenly says your name.

“Huh? What’s wrong Maud? Did I do something wrong?”

“No. Everything has been in line with my expectations, just as Pinkie Pie told me.

“Well, ok then.” You respond as you continue.

But not even a minute later you hear the same monotone voice.

“Anonymous.”

This time though, you fully understand what it means, so you decide to speed up even more.

As you pound her mercilessly now, you wait one final time to hear her once again say your name, before you unload what must have been gallons of your seed in her backdoor. You shudder a bit as you let out the final spurts, before you pull out and let yourself fall in the bed. You more then gave it your all, trying to make this mare squeal like her sister would, but the best you got was her saying your name a few times. Still, knowing how Maud is, you call that a fucking huge success, but still, you’d like to hear it from the mare itself.

“So, did you enjoy that?”

“It was slightly more pleasurable than an earthquake of magnitude six.”

…Is that supposed to be a compliment or what? Earthquakes aren’t exactly a good thing.

“Can you explain that a bit more, Maud?”

All you get for answer is once again an eerie silence.

“Maud?” You turn your head to look at her, but you notice that the mare in question has fallen asleep. Goddammit, now you still don’t know if you rocked her world or not. But the way she has fallen asleep, you can see the goods in full sight, so you lean in closer to see two well fucked holes, still dripping and glistening with your combined juices. She might not talk, or even allow her body to betray her emotions, but seeing this up close is evidence enough that you still got it, so with a good feeling, you lie down to allow you to fall asleep as well. As you do though, one final thought pops into your head. Pinkie owes you for this, hard!

Author's Note

Just a little something I wrote as a greentext fic on a certain imageboard, and have fleshed out a bit so it can be posted here.