Author's Note
ok, this is for the story moderator. the parts that just look like gibberish are actually dragon language from skyrim, so please don't not publish the story because of that. If you want, i can even post the english meanings in a comment.
Pinkie Dragon Pie
It started out as a normal day for Pinkie Pie. She had been through her morning routine and was already out doing whatever it is that Pinkie Pie's do. "It sure is a nice day out" exclaimed Pinkie. "Nothing could ruin this day!" But, just as she said that, the ground started to shake. A loud roar that shook buildings was heard. Ponies started to run for cover. Pinkie looked up to see a large, black, horned thing flying through the sky. "Is that a..a..a dragon" she asked herself. "YOL TOOR SHUL" roared the dragon as he breathed fire on some trees, setting them ablaze. Pinkie screamed and ran for the nearest building, which was Twilight's library. The dragon saw Pinkie running. "FUS RO DAH," he shouted at Pinkie. Pinkie flew forward at an astonishing speed, smashing right through the nearby mailbox, flinging mail everywhere. When she got up on her hooves, she saw she was at Twilight's front door. "Thanks Mr. Dargon" she exclaimed as she waved to the beast. The dragon looked at her with a confused look on his face. "What?! That should have killed you! Vahr drey ni hi zeyda dir" the dragon shouted in anger.
Pinkie entered the library, only to find Twilight and Spike hiding under a stronghold made of books. "Hi Twilight" said Pinkie as she entered. "Pinkie?! What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be home" asked the lavender alicorn as she came out from her fortress of booktitude. "I was going to go home when the dragon attacked, but your house was closer. So I came here," Pinkie replied. The dragon roared again, making books fall off their shelves. Pinkie, Twilight, and Spike went to the window and watched as the dragon flew off, leaving Ponyville in ruins. "Yeah you better run! Because if I ever see your ugly face around here again, I'll knock you into next week, said Spike, trying to act tough. "Pinkie, you were out there. You have to tell me exactly what happened so I can see what that was," said Twilight. Pinkie began describing what happened. "Well, first I was walking toward the market square so I could see if there was anything new there. Because if there was something new there, it might be really really really neat and I might want to buy it. So anyway, as i was walking over there, I heard a loud roar, and when I looked up, there was this big, black, slimy dragon above me." Dragons aren't slimy! We're clean," he side. Twilight nudged Spike in the side. "Sorry, Pinkie. Continue," said Twilight. Pinkie continued.
"So anyway, after he landed and set some trees on fire. Then. I started running and running and running, trying to get here as fast as I could. Then the dragon looked at me, and said something that made me fly through a mailbox and land on your doorstep. He said 'fus ro dah' or something like that. But he said it really loud like this. FUS RO DAH!" When Pinkie did that, she made Twilight and Spike fly across the room into some bookshelves. "He also said something else really loud like that when he breathed fire. Here I'll show you! YOL TOOR SHUL" shouted the pink mare. As she did, fire came out of her mouth, setting some bookshelves on firem narrowly missing Twilight and Spike.
"Fire! Spike, get a bucket of water," exclaimed Twilight, as she was trying to blow out some of the smaller flames. Spike came running in with a bucket of water and extinguished the fire, but soaked Twilight in the process.
"Pinkie, how did you do that," Twilight asked Pinkie, who was now trying to balance a pencil on the tip of her nose. "Oh, I just said what the dragon said really really loud," Pinkie replied. Twilight pondered for a moment. "Okay, so now that I know a little more about what happened, I can do some research on the dragon. But before that, I want to see you imitate the dragon again" said Twilight to Pinkie.
"Okie dokie lokie! I like imitating things! Look! I can imitate Fluttershy! I just stand up on my back legs like this, and spread out my front legs like this, and now I'm Fluttershy the Tree! Or I can imitate Sweetie Belle! Dictionary is a noun meaning ' a reference book that contains words listed in alphabetical order that gives information about the words' meanings, forms, pronunciation, and other information.' See? I'm a good impersonator" said Pinkie.
Twilight, Pinkie and Spike left the library, promptly heading for an empty field on the outskirts of Ponyville. Once there, Twilight set up some targets for Pinkie to shout at. "Allright, Pinkie, First I want you to say what the dragon said before he breathed fire. Do it just like you did at the library" instructed Twilight. "Okay, here goes nothing! YOL TOOR SHUL" Pinkie shouted, flames coming from her mouth. The target was set ablaze, only to be extinguished by Spike, who was standing nearby with a bucket of water.
"Good job Pinkie! Now I want you to do the other one again," Twilight said. Pinkie moved to the next target and shouted "FUS RO DAH!" The target went flying across the field. "Good Pinkie! Now, if you can do it, I should be able to do it as well" remarked Twilight. Twilight approached a target and tried the first shout, "YOL TOOR SHUL!" Nothing. "Huh? That should have set the target on fire," said Twilight, obviously puzzled. "I think I know why it didn't work, Twi," commented Spike. "Not now, Spike. I'm trying to focus," scolded Twilight. "Allright, let's try the second one. FUS RO DAH!" Again, nothing. "Why isn't this working?! Pinkie can do it! But why can't I," questioned the lavender mare as she walked toward Spike. "Now, what was it that you were saying, Spike?"
"Anyway, what I was saying was, the reason why you can't do it is because you aren't a dragon. Watch, I can do it because I am a dragon:" said Spike as he moved toward the target. "FUS RO DAH,"he shouted. The target went flying, just like it did when Pinkie shouted. "But why can Pinkie do it" asked Twilight. Spike replied with a shocking answer. "It is because she is what the ancient dragons called a Dovahkiin, meaning 'Dragonborn' in our language. That means that somewhere down the line, one of her ancestors had a dragon soul, and skipped every generation except Pinkie, who has a dragon soul." "WHAT?!" Exclaimed Pinkie and Twilight, both in shock. "This is so awesome! I could just...just... FUS RO DAH," shouted Pinkie, sending Twilight and Spike across the Field. When she stood up, Twilight looked at Pinkie and then at Spike.
"How is this even possible" Twilight asked Spike. "I have told you all that I know. But I know of some ponies that can tell you more. They are known as the Gray Tails. They live in a secluded monastery called 'High Horngar' on top of Mt. Firesteed. We should go see them" Spike said.
As soon as Pinkie calmed down enough, they started the long journey to the top of Mt. Firesteed.
