The Night in my Houseby TheGreatDavid345ChaptersPrologueA new begginingDreams come trueBig day, slow movesPrologue Great, now 5 years ago, I was cuddling with Luna in my couch in the living room, watching South Park, but now, I am here with nothing else than my two fucking hands strapped in chains and a horrible bed. Oh! Where are my manners, my name is Zack Culking (weird name right?) and i'm 25 years old, got a nice house with a single story, I didn't need a car, I was rarely walking in the city and my job location wasn't far away, 'cause every city got a Burger King! Yeah, I know working there sucks but I would do everything for money and those guys payed good. Oh! And let's not forget my boss was and still is a cool guy. My parents died in a airplane crash, my mom was going to Paris for a modelling conference, and my dad wanted to visit our uncle, Joe, who lived too in Paris. Yup, I was pretty much done with when I heard that on the news. I didn't have any friend or grandparents, neither a girlfriend, I was more like a guy with nobody in his live. That was, until one day, everything changed....let's go back then, shall we? ============================================================================== 5 years ago ============================================================================== "Jesus, when the fuck will that guy will learn to stop bothering me!" I shouted as soon as I was walking down the sideway towards to my house. All I wanted now was to crash on my bed and let the darkness take me away. My co-workers were totally douchebags with me, either locking me in the freezer, or touring water on my head, laughing their ass on when I was ready to go home. I reached with my right hand, my pocket, searching the keys, instead, I dropped my keys in the mud while trying to take them out. Yesterday was a hell of raining, you could barely get out of the house to the car without getting soaked, and now, the skies where filled with a deep grey blanket, and the worse, MUD! "Fuck" I shouted while kneeling down to reach now the dirty keys, which now were completely covered in mud, now my hand was covered in mud, how logicaly! As soon I turned the knob, I already entered the house, tossing my jacket on my couch, took off my shoes and headed upstairs to the bathroom. I don't have much to tell about my house, it looked VERY similar to CJ's house (except the furnitures, which i got them myself), that guy from Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, got a kitchen, a bathroom, one guest room, my room, and the living room, which has got a big couch, nice carpet, TV Plasma and the best....A PS3 with LOTS of games, like Bioshock Infinite, Grand Theft Auto V, Tomb Raider, The Last of Us etc. The only light in my house was the light coming from the bathroom, and the sounds of water splashing on the tub floor. "Oh man, it's feels sooo good!" I said, grabbing the shower gel and washing my body. You know that feel when the COLD gel is touching your skin, well I said it's really annoying, and what's more annoying is that it takes 5 minutes for the water to warm up, and sometimes the water will suddenly change to: Arctic Ocean Water, making me screaming like a little girl. God dammit, I swear i'm gonna rip the manager of the water company neck if I see him. Paying $100 per month for cold showers it's a paint in the ass. While trying to wash my hair with shampoon, I could barely heard some sounds coming from downstairs, since I live alone with only my mind and my PS3 to entertaimment me it's pretty weird but that was probably the sound of splashing water echoing through the house. After turning off the water, and getting a towel, I headed to my room,turning off the light and I could barely see what was in front of me, turning the knob to reveal the darkness in the room, I was feeling so alone here. My room was some sort of rocker's room or hippy, no, it was more like a normal guy, got a single bed, a big bookshelf, a built-in wardrobe, a desk and my love, my PC with the most powerfull video card, I could run Crysis 3 with all maxed graphics, and still got no lag, 8GB RAM, 64-bit and a really cool mouse,which is black and has deep red lines around the mouse wheel towards the end of the place where my hand palm would go. Getting my boxers and my shirt on, I headed towards the bed, not wanting to deal with anything today, for myself, it was A TERRIBLLE DAY, first, waking up with an annoying headcache, second, I slipped on the bathroom floor while trying to brush my teeth,landing on my back, it was a painfull feel, and third, some dickhead child throwed at me his hamburger, making my face full of ketchup and mayonesse, and lots of embarrassment, for not giving him more french fries on his hamburger. I can still hear their laughing and seeing all those fingers pointing at me, even my boss chuckle a little. So yeah, this was some of these shit days, and nothing can change that....right? While putting on my blankets, I hear the sound of a girl....sobbing!? I ignored it thinking it was just a kid on the street crying, but the sound was really crisp and clear, and it's sounded like it was coming from...MY KITCHEN??? My eyes suddenly opened, and throwing the blankets off me, I made my way downstairs, crouching, not wanting to know that i'm already home. When I got downstairs, the sobbing was extremely clear and it sounded more a girl crying. I watched too many horror movies to know where this is coming....either I die, or the world is fucked in a dramatic apocalypse with extreme good animations, and in 3D! My heartbeat increased every second, asking myself 'how the fuck did girl get into my house, and why is she crying?'. Leaving the questions later, I raised to my full height, and switched the lights on. When the kitchen was fully visible and bright, I could see that the crying wasn't from a girl, but from..... "PRINCESS LUNA???" I shouted, while my brain tried to process was what going on. Princess Luna, the Princess of the Night, the godness of Darkness, the co-ruler of Equestria and Celestia Sister, was in my kitchen, crying like a child who lossed his parents in a theme park. A new beggining "PRINCESS LUNA?!?!" I yelled, making her notice me ( OF COURSE!), her eyes suddenly widen, now her face was only expressing: Sadness and Fear. So, you're probably wondering how I know who is this pony, well, after my parents tragic accident, I saw on the Internet about My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. After becoming a 'brony', I could tell that the show was bringing me something that I dind't feel in a long time: Joy. Anyway Luna was there, in my kitchen, with red puffy eyes, and a big puddle of water underneath her from crying, what could happen? "P-p-p-lease d-d-on't hu-r-r-t me!" Luna said between sobbing and her frighten voice. I could see lots of tears on her cheeks, damn, wonder how much time did see spend in my house. My body is freezed, I can't move or think, wondering if is possible what I'm seeing now, maybe I'm at some sort of Pranks TV Show, but she looked so real, this couldn't be a hologram, maybe a hallucination. 'You better do something Romeo, think how many persons get this change in their life, oh wait, they don't!' I thought, better try to calm her, I would be too frighten if I would wake up in a total different universe with nobody. With one final breath, I said my first words to her in a calm voice. "You don't need to be scared, Princess Luna, I would never hurt you." My brain still trying to process what the hell was going on, maybe some of my co-workers putted some drugs in my drink, or because I didn't get any sleep for 2 days straight, with all these motherfucking customers, I barely had any sleeping time. "I-I-I'm sorry for breaking into your house, but I don't k-k-know where I a-a-am or who are you." Luna replied, still sobbing, now my mind is still confused, why is she crying? I knelt, so that I was at the same eye level with her, regreting these actions, she backed some steps back. 'Shit, I should have probably not shout around her name, I don't want her to get out of the house after all...nor do I want the government caughing her and using her like a lab rat. "Princess Luna, excuse me for my formalities, but how did you get here?" I asked, still wondering if she would be ok staying here in my house. "I don't really know, the first thing I know is t-t-that well...Cel-l-l-lestia-a-a-.." She replied, ending the phrase with a big cry, making me feel bad asking that. 'Good job Romeo, all girls in this town would fall in your embrace!' I though, shit, better change the subject. "I'm sorry princess for asking this Princess, would sitting on the couch in my living room would be better? The marble floor isn't really comfortable" I said with a smile, earning a little chuckle from the princess. 'Keep it up dude, maybe you could get some sexy time with her'.WHOOA, WHAT THE HELL BRAIN, That ain't happening yo! "I think that would be great" She replied, raising on all her four, I raised to my full height too, her head is at the same level with my 'wood' . Ignoring the thought, I walked with Luna following me straight to the couch. The princess sat beside me, landing with a big 'thuumph''. "Excuse me young one, but I am not sure what are you, nor did I see anything like you before" she said, with a confussed look on her face. 'Well, no shit' I thought, of course Equestria didn't have any humans there or before. "Well Princess Luna, I'm a human, and you're on a planet called Earth. This planet is dominated by humans, but we still have lots of animals and plants" I said, making her more confussed now. "A human? I never saw one before, but there are some books of your species in the Royal Canterlot Library, but you're looking more different from what it's said in the book." She replied, damn, her voice is like music to me, I could listen her all night. "Well I could say that my specie evolved in the past two thousand years, now we got lots of technology and things like this..." I said, stil having the same tied voice, not because i'm bored, but having no sleep for 2 days was a pain for me. "Well, 'human', I don't want to bother you tonight, so I will leave now and try to find a place to stay until I can work all these things out." She said, making my face turning from tired to shocked. 'HOLD ON PRINCESS, you aren't going out like this, I don't think people would like to see a blue unicorn with wings flying in the skies.' I though, now is my time to be a gentleman, or a gentlecolt, whatever...! "Princess Luna, I don't think it's a good idea to go out like this, people will freak out if they see a talking pony, you could stay here if you want Princess, that won't be a problem" I said, with my best charm voice, earning a smile from her face. "You don't need to be formal with me 'human', please call me Luna, and yes, I would think it's a better idea if I sleep here tonight" She said, making me chuckle for choosing 'human' as my name. "Well Prin..Luna, you can call me Zack, come on, let me lead you to my bedroom" I said, both of us raising to our feets (or hooves..), with me taking the lead as Luna followed me upstairs to my bedroom. Opening the door, and turning on the lights, I made Luna gasp in shock from what my room looked. Let's say that i didn't clean for 2 months, and now there were like 4 pizaa boxes under the desk, some Pepsi dozes laying on the floor at the end of my bed, and LOTS of dirty clothes laying near the wardrobe. "I'm sorry Luna if this isn't what you expected the room be like, to be honest, I'm not a fan of cleaning." I said, scraching the back of my head, seeing now that I should probably clean this mess. "Oh, it's not really....bad, really." She said with a nervous laugh."But were are you going to sleep?", now thinking of it, I could use the couch in my living room. "Don't worry Luna, I will take the couch tonight, I couldn't sleep if I knew that I leave such a beautie sleeping on an uncomfortable place." I said, making me gulp for saying the last words, so I leave as quickly as opened the door, leaving Luna sleeping. I don't know if it's my 2 days no sleep hallucination, but I think I heard Luna saying when I closed the door: "Such a gentlecolt". Making my way downstaris, I grabbed the couch pillow and a blanket, laying on my stomach while I let the comfort of the couch taking me to a deep and black sleep, wondering if this is a hallucination or a dream, oh well, the next morning will tell everything. Dreams come true8:11 PM 11/05/2012 I could feel the sunrays landing on my left cheek, and on my whole body, wrapping me like a blanket made of light. I could feel the warmth of the light, making me wanna sleep like a baby, not even wanting to wake up. Soon, the light landed on my eyes, making me slowly open them, I could see my coffee table, and the bookcase not too far away, and my plasma TV with the PS3 and all my games....wait....what happened last night? As soon as I woke up, I found myself on the not-so-comfortable living room couch. Looking around, I didn't find anything changed…… maybe I just collapsed on the couch from my tiredness. Wait...NOW I REMEMBER, Luna got into my house, crying, so, like a gentleman that I am, I helped her get in my room for some sleep, telling her about my world and where she is now, but this idea sounded more like a fiction, there's no way Princess Luna herself could be real, and all I need is some 'real' friends…….maybe I could talk to my boss, letting him know I need some time alone to recover, so that's means it was just a dream. "Shit, that was one weird dream last night" I said while rubbing my eyes, trying to adjust to the sun light that travels through the window into my room. "What did you dream about last night, Zack?" I heard a woman voice. My eyes shoot open, and looking toward the source, I could see it was... LUNA? with a worried face. "GAH!" I yelled. I think my heart pounded so hard that I think it tried to get out of my chest in that moment. "WHAT THE FUCK??". I suddenly flew off my couch, landing on my back with a painful feel going through my bones. "ZACK, are you okay?!" Luna yelled, grabbing me with her magic. I managed to get back on the couch, Luna stood beside me, breathing heavily. Man, I could have had a heart attack. "Yeah, I'm fine" I said, lifting my head, trying to scratch my back, damn, it hurt like hell ! "Zack, I'm so sorry for freaking you out like this, please forgive me" Luna said feebly, some tears going down her cheeks. She must really care about me, how could I not forgive her! "It's ok Luna, I forgive you, It's was just....I thought this was just a weird dream last night" I said, with a big smile, looking directly into her eyes. I could see my reflection in her pupils, into her gorgeous eyes, her beautiful night, her bright shining stars covering the night sky, she's so beautiful that I was lost in her eyes. Our faces were inches away, until our mind suddenly changed, making us apart, looking into different directions. An awkward silence was taking over, the only sounds that could be heard were either chirping birds songs, or the cars from the street. "So..." She broke the silence like a knife in a cake, making me jump a little from her. "So..." I continued, still looking away. I could see with my corner eye she would look at me. A loud rumble could be heard from her stomach, breaking the silence, making me chuckle a little. "So, you're hungry, Luna?" I asked, looking straight into her eyes with a big smile "Would you like to eat something?" I continued, standing up and walking directly to the kitchen. She replied with a nod "That would be lovely, but I wonder...what humans actually eat?" She asked with a confused look. I gulped. 'Shit, ok Zack, don't worry, maybe trying to be as reasonable as would make her understand' I thought, with a final breath, "Well Luna, you see...humans are actually....omnivores" I said deadpan. I could see her surprised look, her pupils becoming smaller, and the eyes wider, as in shock . "Y-y-y-ou eat-t-t p-p-pon-nies?!?" She asked, with a fear voice, making me feel worse for telling her that. "NO, Luna, we don't eat ponnies, we only eat meat from cows, pigs, chicken, and other animals that I don't think if their meat are consumable, but I could guarantee you that we...DON'T...eat...ponies." I said, raising my hands in defense. With a disgusted look, she sighed in relief, her face coming back to the normal emotion. "Would eggs be good enough for you to eat, Luna?" I asked, looking at her as she nodded happily, getting off the couch and walking to me. I opened the fridge, looking for eggs, I could see that my fridge was pretty empty, really?, just some apple juice, 3 eggs, some milk and pork meat left-overs. I mentally decided today I should pay a visit to the grocery store, I got some pretty good savings from my job as I didn't really spend the money on expensive crap and shit, I would only use it for food, and some new PS3 games. Anyway I grabbed the eggs, and the apple juice, putting them on the counter, took a pan from the drawer, turned on the stove, and put the pan on the little fire from the stove. I started half-breaking the eggs and putting the mix into the tap.i could see Luna was watching my...hands? movements as I was making breakfast. She watched me curiously, not taking her eyes off me. That was pretty cute but still creepy. "Uhh...Luna?" I said, looking at her, not wanting her to start licking my hands or anything else. My voice suddenly made her get out of the trance, gasping and looking at me, with a worried face. "Oh sorry, Zack, I think I might be... enticed by your hands, I never seen so much dexterity, not even from dragons, even if they have claws." She said, stretching her chin, staring at the floor and avoiding my look. "It's ok. OH!, I almost forgot, how would you like the eggs, Luna?" I asked her. How could I forget asking this? "Scrambled would be great" She said with a big smile, then walking towards the dining table, taking a chair, standing on her hind hooves, while the fronts were between the hind, much like a dog standing. I chuckled, while looking at her, she looked so cute, if you could hug her, you couldn't even let her go. Continuing my business with the eggs, I started scrambling the eggs in the pan. Next I grabbed two plates and two glasses, putting them on the counter, I tilted the pan, making the eggs fall perfectly on the plates, took the apple juice carton, opened it and poured in the glasses. Putting the plates and the glasses, I took a seat at the other end of the table. Now Luna and I could see each other faces. I picked my fork and started to eat my breakfast, while Luna used her magic to lift the forks and started to cut the eggs from her plate,wearing a pleased smile. I smiled back and then focused on my food. Luna was the first to break the silence. "So, Zack, do you have any family here, or you live here alone by yourself" She asked having a curious face. That hit me just like a tank with a big canon, I could actually feel a tear started to drift from my eye, everytime when I was thinking about my parents death, I always cry or feel extremely depressed, but hidding it wouln't resolve anything right? "Well Luna, yeah, I...actually live by myself here, my parents died, and I don't have any friends, they either said I would make them depressed or I am just boring, and any relatives that I have didn't even care about me anymore, like I don't exist" I said, while straching my back head, my eyes were actually getting wetter. "Oh, Zack, I'm so sorry about you, I think it must be really hard, with nobody helping your back or any family" Luna said with a sad voice, I think my cries were becoming contagious because I could see Luna eyes becoming wetter. "I'm sorry for bringing this up Zack, I shouldn't ask this." Luna said looking at the ground, not wanting to look directly at me. "It's ok Luna, no hurt done" I said with a smile. Luna looked directly at me, her smile becoming wider, with eyes closed she then began to eat her food. No words were spooked while were eating, until Luna asked again. "Zack, I was thinking, is there any magic in this world or any other ponies like me, lives here?" She said with a confused look. "Well , no, there's no magic here, but there are some but only some illusions or tricks, and yes, there are ponies here, but they aren't as smart as you or talk, neither wings or horns" I said with a smile, making her blush for calling her 'smart', 'Yes! I knew these Charms Class wouldn't be useless!' After another awkward silence, Luna breaked it again. "Zack, if it's ok, would you please tell me what that big black box on the wall is doing" She asked, making me raising a eyebrow at her question. It took me about 10 seconds to think what she was reffering to, until it came! 'Ohhhhh, she must asking about the TV, well I don't think that should be a bad idea' I thought, scraching my chin, I responsed. "Of course Luna, let me clean the dishes and I will show you" With a big smile, I stood up, grapped the plates and putted them in the sink. I could hear Luna hooves trotting towards the living room, and the couch sound when someone...somepony (happy now?) would land on. I finished cleaning them, making my way to the couch, I grapped the remote control from the coffe table, and set beside Luna with a big smile. "Well Luna, this 'box' it's actually called a TV. This device recepts signal from other studios that records films, news, shows, or things like that, so basically, we could see what it's happening there without going there, the TV it's made basically for entertaimment, you see, to watch something, you need an antena cable, from that I could see lots of channels for just paying a small amout of money. And now, even if you have an antena cable, you can't see anything without an channel, from that (insert boring TV explanation here), and that's how TV was made!" I said, catching my breath with a big sigh, I could see Luna was amazed by how complicated and advanced was such a device. "Zack, it's amazing, it sound like a No-Need-To-Be-There-To-See spell, which is just like you said before, I use it to see what's going on for a radius of 2 km, well alicorns can see this further, but regular unicorns has only a radius of 10 meters." She said with a big smile. 'Holy shit, 2KM ??? I guess if I ever try to run from her, that would be useless' I thought, still amazed by alicorns magic. "Oh Luna, I almost forget, I will need to get some food from the store, will you be ok here?" I asked, standing up and walking towards my room, Luna following me behind as I was walking upstairs. "Yes Zack, it will be ok, but do you mind if I go with you, I always wanted to see how the human world looks like!" She asked with happy voice, I stopped walking and I looking directly at her. "Luna, I don't think humans will be pleased seeing a blue pony walking down the streets" I said, not wanting to have all the govermment agency on me. "Oh, I know a spell that could transform me into one of your specie, much like a changeling" She said with a long smile with eyes closed. I gived her a confussed look about the 'changeling', not wanting her to know she's a cartoon pony from TV, that would freak her out, so I asked with my best confussed voice. "Uhm... Luna...what's a changeling?" I asked straching my head giving her my best confussed look. "Oh, a changeling it's like a pony, but they use the love from other ponies to feed them, and they can change into any pony near the. Here, watch this!" She said with big grin, then a big pink ligh started taking her, and the last thing I know is that Luna wasn't there anymore, but a human girl. She was having a long black hair, blue eyes, and a oval face and...HOLY SHIT, SHE'S NAKED! "Uhm, Luna, you're....naked." I said, covering my eyes of shame,my cheeks were actually burning red right now. "What?" She said, looking at herself "But ponies are always nude, we only wear clothes on special occasions." She said with a confussed look. "Yeah, but here, on Earth, being naked in front of people is considering taboo. Could you please change into a cat?" I said, my eyes still covered. Still having red cheeks, Luna nodded, and she's changed into Chartreux gray cat. I think my heart melted at that moment from the cuteness of what I was seeing. "It's better now, wait here until I change my clothes" I said, turning the knob of my room, and closing the door after me. I searched into my wardrobe, I grapped a white T-shirt, some blue jeans, white socks, and new underwear. After finishing dressing, I reach the hallway, weird thing it was that I could hear...scratching sounds, then I saw Luna scratching my wall!! "Luna!" I said, rushing towards her, making her looking at me with fear "Bad Luna, no scratching on my walls" I laughed then picked her and putted over my shoulder, I couldn't be mad at her, especially if she's a kitten. I grapped my brown leather jacket from the hanger, got my shoes on, grapped my wallet and my house keys, and turning on the knob from the front door. Locking the front door, I could see that nobody was on the street, neither home, probably they're at working. Good for me that I'm free Friday and in the weekends from job. The cool air spread through my whole body, making me shiver a little, even Luna started shaking. I chuckled a little and then started walking towards the grocery, breathing the cold air from the last night rain, today I could feel that my whole life would be changed. Big day, slow moves "So, basically, me and Catluna walked in the city, she always asked question about what does big metal cariage are, or some shit, really annoying, but she's really cute, right Joe?" I said, looking towards Joe, having a bored expression. Joe was my only friend in this dungeon chamber, he (or she, I don't know) is a lifeless pony skeleton chained by some old rusty chains. Sometimes, I pretend he's talking to me, and we talk a lot about my life. He says he's to shy to told me about his life (what a dick!), anyway, begin here for about a whole week it's reallllllllly boring, I mean there's not you can do here, only sleep and eat, and talk with Joe, and still sthinking what is Luna, my love, doing right now. "WHAT, dude, no way, you fucking liar!" I said, having a nervous laughing, soon, the laugh died, having only sadness on my face. So you're asking how did I got here, well the truth is that in.... I was intrerupted by a sudden noise coming from my door.The door of my chamber opened slowly, reavealing two armor stallions trotting towards me, having emotionless faces. Both of them were having golden armor, blue mane, and white fur. One of them was a pegasus, and the other was a unicorn. "You're fate has been chosed, hairless ape, come with us!" They said, having a very serious voice. Soon their horn glowed in a bright blue and I found myself free of the chains. Rubbing my wrist to calm down the pain, but I didn't even have time to stand up, and I finded myself in their aura magic, lifting me in the air, caring my towards the exit. "Wait, guys, I didn't even finished my story!" I said, putting my hands on the ground, trying to escape from their magic. "You don't wanna make Princess Celestia waiting!" The pegasus said. I could swear I hear some fear in his voice. "Well I guess I can told it while were we going, it's takes a really long time to reach the throne room." I said, crrosing my arms. So, without any intreruption, let's continue the story before I found myself on the moon. ===================| Walking with Luna ===================| 9:24 PM 11/05/2012 Luna was sitting on my head, having a form of a big plush ball. I could die right here of her cuteness. "So, Zack, I was wondering, how did you know my name, if you say that there's nopony like in Equestria here." She asked, I gulped, I know if I told her she's actually a cartoons pony here, she will freak out. So I faked the best poker face ever and said. "Lucky guess" I think I facepalmed so hard in my head that I was having a headcace. But this actually worked... "Ooookkkk? So, were are we going now?" She said, thank god she changed the subject. "Well, we first go to Walmart to grab some food, then I need to pay my bills for electricity." I said, turning a corner, I could see Walmart in the distance. While walking, Luna was keep tolding me about Equestria and their races, unicorns, pegasus, and earth ponies, and of course alicorns, and a lot about their history, there was some creatures that dindn't appear in the show, like a Malhjah ( Indian name?), it was like a big fish, but 2 heads and can control dead bodies, and infecting other ponies with a bite, much like a zombie, or places like Gandelian Forest, a very dark forest, with lot of dark magic and merciless creatures. "Oh shit..." I stopped in dead tracks, suddenly remember, PETS aren't allowed in Walmart. "Luna, pets aren't allowed in Walmart, I'm sorry, I should think of that" I said, how could I be so stupid not thinking of that. "Zack, I know a spell that can make me invisible for even 6 hours, that won't be a problem, right?" She said, looking directly at me,having pleady eyes, much like a puppy. I couldn't resist of that cuteness. "Sure, Luna, but don't leave my head, hunting invisible talking cats isn't my favorite hobby" I said, making her giggle. It's so fucking weird hearing a cat giggle. She used the spell,and when I looked at some mirrors at one shop, she wasn't there, so it really works. Entering in Walmart wasn't a big problem, but lots of people were here, yep, it's means it's friday. I grapped a cart and started gathering the grocery: Milk, Bread, some Pepsi, lots of Pringles chips, some toilet paper, and I don't think you wanna know what I'm buying, seriously, it's boring. After finishing the grocery list, I headed towards the cash, only to be hit by another man with a cart, much like a car crash. The guy who hitted me groaned angry at me. "Dude, what's you're problem?" He yelled, making me feel uncomfortable around. He was tall, short dark hair, some tatoos on his left arm, and merciless blue eyes. "What? You came from nowhere, and hit like a douchebag!" I reply, making him more angry. I gulped, he was approaching me, grinning his teeths, he lowered his head and whispered in my ear "I could kill you here and now asshole, don't even try to push me!" He said with a voice that can make even demons run for their lifes. Before I got to say something, he hitted me so hard in the face that I lose my balance, falling on my butt, some blood started flowing from my nose. People were actually gathering around, shocked by this, even some guards were running towards us. When I hitted the marble floor, Luna jumped off my head on the floor. I could feel Luna anger and with that, the big-dick-asshole guy started to look at me...shocked. He's eyes were so wide that I thought that it will blow. Then before, some guards grapped him each side, he started screaming, screaming for..mercy?? He was taken off the shop by the guards, and when I stood up, I could feel some weight on my head...oh wait, it was Luna. Continuing my route, I whisper to her "Luna, what did you did to him?" She started giggling for some time before she catched her breath. "Well let's say that I maked him see his biggest nighmare" She started giggling so hard that some people started putting eyes on me. "So, what is his biggest nightmare?" I asked, waiting at the cash, hell, there was a loooong tail. She then whispered to me his nightmare. "Holy shit, I didn't know that a man could be afraid of that" I said with a big grin, I almost burst in laughing if Luna didn't tell me to be quiet. After finishing shopping, we went to pay the bills. With the shopping bags in my right hand, it was pretty heavy though... The trip was pretty quiet, Luna was rarely talking about what happened in the shop, or how did she did that. Anyway, we went to my apartment, grapping my keys from the pockets, I unlocked the door, turned the knob, walking inside, and closing the door after me. Luna changed back to her original form, while I putted the bags on the kitchen counter, my mind was still asking: why, or how did she get here?. Remembering the last time I talked to her about this made her cry, but I need the answear, so I spoke. "So, Luna, if isn't much problem for you, would you tell me how did....you get here" While putting the food in the fridge, I looked at Luna for a moment then walking towards her, I saw that her smile was gone, and some tears could be see at her corner eyes. Before I got to say something, Luna said. "Well Zack, I think it will be a good idea to tell you how did I get here" she said, I sat beside her on the couch, not looking in her eyes. "It has happened before I get here, in your house...' ==========| FLASHBACK TIME! ==========| "SISTER PLEASE, LISTEN TO ME!" Luna screamed towards Celestia, my eyes were watering, she couldn't believe what she was hearing, her sister didn't even want to see her again! Luna and Celestia, were screaming at each other, in the throne room, the sun was setting behind the horizon, making light rays coming towards the white marble floor, the mosaic windows were making beautiful colors on the floor, the Elements of Harmony, Discord reform, Nightmare Moon defeat, and others heroes of Equestria were painted on the marvelous windows in the throne room. Only the most courageous, and the most fearless ponies would be painted on them, so that their actions won't be forgived for what they did to us, for making Equestria a better place. "NO LUNA, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING! I don't even want to see you again for what you done!" Celestia screamed, turning around, walking towards the throne. Her sadness could be feel in the whole room. Celestia horn started to lit in a bright yellow, then, with a big flash, Luna found herself in a strange place, with marble floor, a table and some chairs, and big boxes on the counter, but she remember what her sister said. "She doesn't want to see me again" Luna said between sobbing. The thought about how her sister hates her makes her so sad, that she even care if some creature could kill her right now, and Celestia wouldn't care. ==========| Back to Present ==========| Luna was crying on my lap, telling me the story between her sobbing, or taking breaks to regain herself, but I couldn't even feel how Luna could feel if Celestia hates her so much, that she doesn't even want to see her again. "Luna, I'm sorry about what happen between you two, you can stay here for as long as you'd like. I don't even know how it could feel, Luna, about what you feel right now, but remember, I will be always here for you, don't forget that." I said, looking directly in her red puffy eyes, even me got some tears on my eyes. "Thanks Zack, you don't know how much I appreciate for what you done to me." She said, her smile becoming widder, then, she HUGGED ME. I can't describe how awesome it feels, she was soo soft, her blue fur bruishing against my nech, her front hooves huggin my neck, I could hear her breathing, she was so close to my ears. After a long huggin sessions!, I could see the sun was already setting down, WHAT THE HELL, about two minutes ago, it was noon. Looking at the clock, I saw it was 8 PM. Really, who is playing with the sun? (don't answear). "Luna it's getting dark outside. I think it's time for us to sleep, you could take the guest room if you want." I asked, she nodded. While walking upstairs, she was in front of me, but, while she finished the last step, her tail swinged away, that's when I could see her...OH GOD NO!!, her pink lips were there, her vagina was just like a women one. My face became so red that I was looking like a tomato. Shaking my head, to forget that image, I showed her the guest room. After seeing good-nights, I entered in my room, undressing so that I was only on my boxers and my T-shirt, I got in my bed, pulling the blankets over me, I tried to sleep, but... I just couldn't. Everytime I close my eyes, Luna pink lips would come into my head. After some fucking tries of sleeping, the darkness finally taked me. Pentagon, Washington D.C 19:27, Supernatural Magic Control office. Mr. Shangen was sitting in his big brown leather chair, smoking a long cigarrete. Today was just like another day, find a crashed UFO, try to keep it secret, store it into Area 51, and then analyze the empty ship. His office door suddenly opened, revealing the best Magic Control commander, Mrs. Berry. She always obey the orders, and always succed to finish them, if anybody tries to compromise her, he/she will be on her 'death list'. "Berry, what this means, not even knocking? I hope you have a good explanation for this" Shangen said, tapping his fingers, he looked at her with a death glance. "I'm sorry Mr.Shangen, but we finally found....supernatural magic" She said, making him gasp from this. From past 30 years, he never saw or hear anything about supernatural magic, they started to think that there's nothing more that a legend. "Where did you find it?" He asked, regaining his serious voice. Berry was still shaking from these news, could be the end of the world? Does aliens use a new attack?. find now, on Nat Geo Channel! "We don't know exactly.... sir, but.... we know it's located in this country" She said, in a stutter voice. "Then find its location and eliminate it, we couldn't put America in danger from this" He said, hitting his fist on the dark wood desk. "YES SIR!" She said, saluting him, then she exit the room, leaving an another boring silence in the room. Mr. Shangen leaned gains his chair, thinking how his amercian army could defeat something that Earth didn't have in a loooong time, and that magic was going to be destroyed from this fucking world!
Prologue Great, now 5 years ago, I was cuddling with Luna in my couch in the living room, watching South Park, but now, I am here with nothing else than my two fucking hands strapped in chains and a horrible bed. Oh! Where are my manners, my name is Zack Culking (weird name right?) and i'm 25 years old, got a nice house with a single story, I didn't need a car, I was rarely walking in the city and my job location wasn't far away, 'cause every city got a Burger King! Yeah, I know working there sucks but I would do everything for money and those guys payed good. Oh! And let's not forget my boss was and still is a cool guy. My parents died in a airplane crash, my mom was going to Paris for a modelling conference, and my dad wanted to visit our uncle, Joe, who lived too in Paris. Yup, I was pretty much done with when I heard that on the news. I didn't have any friend or grandparents, neither a girlfriend, I was more like a guy with nobody in his live. That was, until one day, everything changed....let's go back then, shall we? ============================================================================== 5 years ago ============================================================================== "Jesus, when the fuck will that guy will learn to stop bothering me!" I shouted as soon as I was walking down the sideway towards to my house. All I wanted now was to crash on my bed and let the darkness take me away. My co-workers were totally douchebags with me, either locking me in the freezer, or touring water on my head, laughing their ass on when I was ready to go home. I reached with my right hand, my pocket, searching the keys, instead, I dropped my keys in the mud while trying to take them out. Yesterday was a hell of raining, you could barely get out of the house to the car without getting soaked, and now, the skies where filled with a deep grey blanket, and the worse, MUD! "Fuck" I shouted while kneeling down to reach now the dirty keys, which now were completely covered in mud, now my hand was covered in mud, how logicaly! As soon I turned the knob, I already entered the house, tossing my jacket on my couch, took off my shoes and headed upstairs to the bathroom. I don't have much to tell about my house, it looked VERY similar to CJ's house (except the furnitures, which i got them myself), that guy from Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, got a kitchen, a bathroom, one guest room, my room, and the living room, which has got a big couch, nice carpet, TV Plasma and the best....A PS3 with LOTS of games, like Bioshock Infinite, Grand Theft Auto V, Tomb Raider, The Last of Us etc. The only light in my house was the light coming from the bathroom, and the sounds of water splashing on the tub floor. "Oh man, it's feels sooo good!" I said, grabbing the shower gel and washing my body. You know that feel when the COLD gel is touching your skin, well I said it's really annoying, and what's more annoying is that it takes 5 minutes for the water to warm up, and sometimes the water will suddenly change to: Arctic Ocean Water, making me screaming like a little girl. God dammit, I swear i'm gonna rip the manager of the water company neck if I see him. Paying $100 per month for cold showers it's a paint in the ass. While trying to wash my hair with shampoon, I could barely heard some sounds coming from downstairs, since I live alone with only my mind and my PS3 to entertaimment me it's pretty weird but that was probably the sound of splashing water echoing through the house. After turning off the water, and getting a towel, I headed to my room,turning off the light and I could barely see what was in front of me, turning the knob to reveal the darkness in the room, I was feeling so alone here. My room was some sort of rocker's room or hippy, no, it was more like a normal guy, got a single bed, a big bookshelf, a built-in wardrobe, a desk and my love, my PC with the most powerfull video card, I could run Crysis 3 with all maxed graphics, and still got no lag, 8GB RAM, 64-bit and a really cool mouse,which is black and has deep red lines around the mouse wheel towards the end of the place where my hand palm would go. Getting my boxers and my shirt on, I headed towards the bed, not wanting to deal with anything today, for myself, it was A TERRIBLLE DAY, first, waking up with an annoying headcache, second, I slipped on the bathroom floor while trying to brush my teeth,landing on my back, it was a painfull feel, and third, some dickhead child throwed at me his hamburger, making my face full of ketchup and mayonesse, and lots of embarrassment, for not giving him more french fries on his hamburger. I can still hear their laughing and seeing all those fingers pointing at me, even my boss chuckle a little. So yeah, this was some of these shit days, and nothing can change that....right? While putting on my blankets, I hear the sound of a girl....sobbing!? I ignored it thinking it was just a kid on the street crying, but the sound was really crisp and clear, and it's sounded like it was coming from...MY KITCHEN??? My eyes suddenly opened, and throwing the blankets off me, I made my way downstairs, crouching, not wanting to know that i'm already home. When I got downstairs, the sobbing was extremely clear and it sounded more a girl crying. I watched too many horror movies to know where this is coming....either I die, or the world is fucked in a dramatic apocalypse with extreme good animations, and in 3D! My heartbeat increased every second, asking myself 'how the fuck did girl get into my house, and why is she crying?'. Leaving the questions later, I raised to my full height, and switched the lights on. When the kitchen was fully visible and bright, I could see that the crying wasn't from a girl, but from..... "PRINCESS LUNA???" I shouted, while my brain tried to process was what going on. Princess Luna, the Princess of the Night, the godness of Darkness, the co-ruler of Equestria and Celestia Sister, was in my kitchen, crying like a child who lossed his parents in a theme park.
A new beggining "PRINCESS LUNA?!?!" I yelled, making her notice me ( OF COURSE!), her eyes suddenly widen, now her face was only expressing: Sadness and Fear. So, you're probably wondering how I know who is this pony, well, after my parents tragic accident, I saw on the Internet about My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. After becoming a 'brony', I could tell that the show was bringing me something that I dind't feel in a long time: Joy. Anyway Luna was there, in my kitchen, with red puffy eyes, and a big puddle of water underneath her from crying, what could happen? "P-p-p-lease d-d-on't hu-r-r-t me!" Luna said between sobbing and her frighten voice. I could see lots of tears on her cheeks, damn, wonder how much time did see spend in my house. My body is freezed, I can't move or think, wondering if is possible what I'm seeing now, maybe I'm at some sort of Pranks TV Show, but she looked so real, this couldn't be a hologram, maybe a hallucination. 'You better do something Romeo, think how many persons get this change in their life, oh wait, they don't!' I thought, better try to calm her, I would be too frighten if I would wake up in a total different universe with nobody. With one final breath, I said my first words to her in a calm voice. "You don't need to be scared, Princess Luna, I would never hurt you." My brain still trying to process what the hell was going on, maybe some of my co-workers putted some drugs in my drink, or because I didn't get any sleep for 2 days straight, with all these motherfucking customers, I barely had any sleeping time. "I-I-I'm sorry for breaking into your house, but I don't k-k-know where I a-a-am or who are you." Luna replied, still sobbing, now my mind is still confused, why is she crying? I knelt, so that I was at the same eye level with her, regreting these actions, she backed some steps back. 'Shit, I should have probably not shout around her name, I don't want her to get out of the house after all...nor do I want the government caughing her and using her like a lab rat. "Princess Luna, excuse me for my formalities, but how did you get here?" I asked, still wondering if she would be ok staying here in my house. "I don't really know, the first thing I know is t-t-that well...Cel-l-l-lestia-a-a-.." She replied, ending the phrase with a big cry, making me feel bad asking that. 'Good job Romeo, all girls in this town would fall in your embrace!' I though, shit, better change the subject. "I'm sorry princess for asking this Princess, would sitting on the couch in my living room would be better? The marble floor isn't really comfortable" I said with a smile, earning a little chuckle from the princess. 'Keep it up dude, maybe you could get some sexy time with her'.WHOOA, WHAT THE HELL BRAIN, That ain't happening yo! "I think that would be great" She replied, raising on all her four, I raised to my full height too, her head is at the same level with my 'wood' . Ignoring the thought, I walked with Luna following me straight to the couch. The princess sat beside me, landing with a big 'thuumph''. "Excuse me young one, but I am not sure what are you, nor did I see anything like you before" she said, with a confussed look on her face. 'Well, no shit' I thought, of course Equestria didn't have any humans there or before. "Well Princess Luna, I'm a human, and you're on a planet called Earth. This planet is dominated by humans, but we still have lots of animals and plants" I said, making her more confussed now. "A human? I never saw one before, but there are some books of your species in the Royal Canterlot Library, but you're looking more different from what it's said in the book." She replied, damn, her voice is like music to me, I could listen her all night. "Well I could say that my specie evolved in the past two thousand years, now we got lots of technology and things like this..." I said, stil having the same tied voice, not because i'm bored, but having no sleep for 2 days was a pain for me. "Well, 'human', I don't want to bother you tonight, so I will leave now and try to find a place to stay until I can work all these things out." She said, making my face turning from tired to shocked. 'HOLD ON PRINCESS, you aren't going out like this, I don't think people would like to see a blue unicorn with wings flying in the skies.' I though, now is my time to be a gentleman, or a gentlecolt, whatever...! "Princess Luna, I don't think it's a good idea to go out like this, people will freak out if they see a talking pony, you could stay here if you want Princess, that won't be a problem" I said, with my best charm voice, earning a smile from her face. "You don't need to be formal with me 'human', please call me Luna, and yes, I would think it's a better idea if I sleep here tonight" She said, making me chuckle for choosing 'human' as my name. "Well Prin..Luna, you can call me Zack, come on, let me lead you to my bedroom" I said, both of us raising to our feets (or hooves..), with me taking the lead as Luna followed me upstairs to my bedroom. Opening the door, and turning on the lights, I made Luna gasp in shock from what my room looked. Let's say that i didn't clean for 2 months, and now there were like 4 pizaa boxes under the desk, some Pepsi dozes laying on the floor at the end of my bed, and LOTS of dirty clothes laying near the wardrobe. "I'm sorry Luna if this isn't what you expected the room be like, to be honest, I'm not a fan of cleaning." I said, scraching the back of my head, seeing now that I should probably clean this mess. "Oh, it's not really....bad, really." She said with a nervous laugh."But were are you going to sleep?", now thinking of it, I could use the couch in my living room. "Don't worry Luna, I will take the couch tonight, I couldn't sleep if I knew that I leave such a beautie sleeping on an uncomfortable place." I said, making me gulp for saying the last words, so I leave as quickly as opened the door, leaving Luna sleeping. I don't know if it's my 2 days no sleep hallucination, but I think I heard Luna saying when I closed the door: "Such a gentlecolt". Making my way downstaris, I grabbed the couch pillow and a blanket, laying on my stomach while I let the comfort of the couch taking me to a deep and black sleep, wondering if this is a hallucination or a dream, oh well, the next morning will tell everything.
Dreams come true8:11 PM 11/05/2012 I could feel the sunrays landing on my left cheek, and on my whole body, wrapping me like a blanket made of light. I could feel the warmth of the light, making me wanna sleep like a baby, not even wanting to wake up. Soon, the light landed on my eyes, making me slowly open them, I could see my coffee table, and the bookcase not too far away, and my plasma TV with the PS3 and all my games....wait....what happened last night? As soon as I woke up, I found myself on the not-so-comfortable living room couch. Looking around, I didn't find anything changed…… maybe I just collapsed on the couch from my tiredness. Wait...NOW I REMEMBER, Luna got into my house, crying, so, like a gentleman that I am, I helped her get in my room for some sleep, telling her about my world and where she is now, but this idea sounded more like a fiction, there's no way Princess Luna herself could be real, and all I need is some 'real' friends…….maybe I could talk to my boss, letting him know I need some time alone to recover, so that's means it was just a dream. "Shit, that was one weird dream last night" I said while rubbing my eyes, trying to adjust to the sun light that travels through the window into my room. "What did you dream about last night, Zack?" I heard a woman voice. My eyes shoot open, and looking toward the source, I could see it was... LUNA? with a worried face. "GAH!" I yelled. I think my heart pounded so hard that I think it tried to get out of my chest in that moment. "WHAT THE FUCK??". I suddenly flew off my couch, landing on my back with a painful feel going through my bones. "ZACK, are you okay?!" Luna yelled, grabbing me with her magic. I managed to get back on the couch, Luna stood beside me, breathing heavily. Man, I could have had a heart attack. "Yeah, I'm fine" I said, lifting my head, trying to scratch my back, damn, it hurt like hell ! "Zack, I'm so sorry for freaking you out like this, please forgive me" Luna said feebly, some tears going down her cheeks. She must really care about me, how could I not forgive her! "It's ok Luna, I forgive you, It's was just....I thought this was just a weird dream last night" I said, with a big smile, looking directly into her eyes. I could see my reflection in her pupils, into her gorgeous eyes, her beautiful night, her bright shining stars covering the night sky, she's so beautiful that I was lost in her eyes. Our faces were inches away, until our mind suddenly changed, making us apart, looking into different directions. An awkward silence was taking over, the only sounds that could be heard were either chirping birds songs, or the cars from the street. "So..." She broke the silence like a knife in a cake, making me jump a little from her. "So..." I continued, still looking away. I could see with my corner eye she would look at me. A loud rumble could be heard from her stomach, breaking the silence, making me chuckle a little. "So, you're hungry, Luna?" I asked, looking straight into her eyes with a big smile "Would you like to eat something?" I continued, standing up and walking directly to the kitchen. She replied with a nod "That would be lovely, but I wonder...what humans actually eat?" She asked with a confused look. I gulped. 'Shit, ok Zack, don't worry, maybe trying to be as reasonable as would make her understand' I thought, with a final breath, "Well Luna, you see...humans are actually....omnivores" I said deadpan. I could see her surprised look, her pupils becoming smaller, and the eyes wider, as in shock . "Y-y-y-ou eat-t-t p-p-pon-nies?!?" She asked, with a fear voice, making me feel worse for telling her that. "NO, Luna, we don't eat ponnies, we only eat meat from cows, pigs, chicken, and other animals that I don't think if their meat are consumable, but I could guarantee you that we...DON'T...eat...ponies." I said, raising my hands in defense. With a disgusted look, she sighed in relief, her face coming back to the normal emotion. "Would eggs be good enough for you to eat, Luna?" I asked, looking at her as she nodded happily, getting off the couch and walking to me. I opened the fridge, looking for eggs, I could see that my fridge was pretty empty, really?, just some apple juice, 3 eggs, some milk and pork meat left-overs. I mentally decided today I should pay a visit to the grocery store, I got some pretty good savings from my job as I didn't really spend the money on expensive crap and shit, I would only use it for food, and some new PS3 games. Anyway I grabbed the eggs, and the apple juice, putting them on the counter, took a pan from the drawer, turned on the stove, and put the pan on the little fire from the stove. I started half-breaking the eggs and putting the mix into the tap.i could see Luna was watching my...hands? movements as I was making breakfast. She watched me curiously, not taking her eyes off me. That was pretty cute but still creepy. "Uhh...Luna?" I said, looking at her, not wanting her to start licking my hands or anything else. My voice suddenly made her get out of the trance, gasping and looking at me, with a worried face. "Oh sorry, Zack, I think I might be... enticed by your hands, I never seen so much dexterity, not even from dragons, even if they have claws." She said, stretching her chin, staring at the floor and avoiding my look. "It's ok. OH!, I almost forgot, how would you like the eggs, Luna?" I asked her. How could I forget asking this? "Scrambled would be great" She said with a big smile, then walking towards the dining table, taking a chair, standing on her hind hooves, while the fronts were between the hind, much like a dog standing. I chuckled, while looking at her, she looked so cute, if you could hug her, you couldn't even let her go. Continuing my business with the eggs, I started scrambling the eggs in the pan. Next I grabbed two plates and two glasses, putting them on the counter, I tilted the pan, making the eggs fall perfectly on the plates, took the apple juice carton, opened it and poured in the glasses. Putting the plates and the glasses, I took a seat at the other end of the table. Now Luna and I could see each other faces. I picked my fork and started to eat my breakfast, while Luna used her magic to lift the forks and started to cut the eggs from her plate,wearing a pleased smile. I smiled back and then focused on my food. Luna was the first to break the silence. "So, Zack, do you have any family here, or you live here alone by yourself" She asked having a curious face. That hit me just like a tank with a big canon, I could actually feel a tear started to drift from my eye, everytime when I was thinking about my parents death, I always cry or feel extremely depressed, but hidding it wouln't resolve anything right? "Well Luna, yeah, I...actually live by myself here, my parents died, and I don't have any friends, they either said I would make them depressed or I am just boring, and any relatives that I have didn't even care about me anymore, like I don't exist" I said, while straching my back head, my eyes were actually getting wetter. "Oh, Zack, I'm so sorry about you, I think it must be really hard, with nobody helping your back or any family" Luna said with a sad voice, I think my cries were becoming contagious because I could see Luna eyes becoming wetter. "I'm sorry for bringing this up Zack, I shouldn't ask this." Luna said looking at the ground, not wanting to look directly at me. "It's ok Luna, no hurt done" I said with a smile. Luna looked directly at me, her smile becoming wider, with eyes closed she then began to eat her food. No words were spooked while were eating, until Luna asked again. "Zack, I was thinking, is there any magic in this world or any other ponies like me, lives here?" She said with a confused look. "Well , no, there's no magic here, but there are some but only some illusions or tricks, and yes, there are ponies here, but they aren't as smart as you or talk, neither wings or horns" I said with a smile, making her blush for calling her 'smart', 'Yes! I knew these Charms Class wouldn't be useless!' After another awkward silence, Luna breaked it again. "Zack, if it's ok, would you please tell me what that big black box on the wall is doing" She asked, making me raising a eyebrow at her question. It took me about 10 seconds to think what she was reffering to, until it came! 'Ohhhhh, she must asking about the TV, well I don't think that should be a bad idea' I thought, scraching my chin, I responsed. "Of course Luna, let me clean the dishes and I will show you" With a big smile, I stood up, grapped the plates and putted them in the sink. I could hear Luna hooves trotting towards the living room, and the couch sound when someone...somepony (happy now?) would land on. I finished cleaning them, making my way to the couch, I grapped the remote control from the coffe table, and set beside Luna with a big smile. "Well Luna, this 'box' it's actually called a TV. This device recepts signal from other studios that records films, news, shows, or things like that, so basically, we could see what it's happening there without going there, the TV it's made basically for entertaimment, you see, to watch something, you need an antena cable, from that I could see lots of channels for just paying a small amout of money. And now, even if you have an antena cable, you can't see anything without an channel, from that (insert boring TV explanation here), and that's how TV was made!" I said, catching my breath with a big sigh, I could see Luna was amazed by how complicated and advanced was such a device. "Zack, it's amazing, it sound like a No-Need-To-Be-There-To-See spell, which is just like you said before, I use it to see what's going on for a radius of 2 km, well alicorns can see this further, but regular unicorns has only a radius of 10 meters." She said with a big smile. 'Holy shit, 2KM ??? I guess if I ever try to run from her, that would be useless' I thought, still amazed by alicorns magic. "Oh Luna, I almost forget, I will need to get some food from the store, will you be ok here?" I asked, standing up and walking towards my room, Luna following me behind as I was walking upstairs. "Yes Zack, it will be ok, but do you mind if I go with you, I always wanted to see how the human world looks like!" She asked with happy voice, I stopped walking and I looking directly at her. "Luna, I don't think humans will be pleased seeing a blue pony walking down the streets" I said, not wanting to have all the govermment agency on me. "Oh, I know a spell that could transform me into one of your specie, much like a changeling" She said with a long smile with eyes closed. I gived her a confussed look about the 'changeling', not wanting her to know she's a cartoon pony from TV, that would freak her out, so I asked with my best confussed voice. "Uhm... Luna...what's a changeling?" I asked straching my head giving her my best confussed look. "Oh, a changeling it's like a pony, but they use the love from other ponies to feed them, and they can change into any pony near the. Here, watch this!" She said with big grin, then a big pink ligh started taking her, and the last thing I know is that Luna wasn't there anymore, but a human girl. She was having a long black hair, blue eyes, and a oval face and...HOLY SHIT, SHE'S NAKED! "Uhm, Luna, you're....naked." I said, covering my eyes of shame,my cheeks were actually burning red right now. "What?" She said, looking at herself "But ponies are always nude, we only wear clothes on special occasions." She said with a confussed look. "Yeah, but here, on Earth, being naked in front of people is considering taboo. Could you please change into a cat?" I said, my eyes still covered. Still having red cheeks, Luna nodded, and she's changed into Chartreux gray cat. I think my heart melted at that moment from the cuteness of what I was seeing. "It's better now, wait here until I change my clothes" I said, turning the knob of my room, and closing the door after me. I searched into my wardrobe, I grapped a white T-shirt, some blue jeans, white socks, and new underwear. After finishing dressing, I reach the hallway, weird thing it was that I could hear...scratching sounds, then I saw Luna scratching my wall!! "Luna!" I said, rushing towards her, making her looking at me with fear "Bad Luna, no scratching on my walls" I laughed then picked her and putted over my shoulder, I couldn't be mad at her, especially if she's a kitten. I grapped my brown leather jacket from the hanger, got my shoes on, grapped my wallet and my house keys, and turning on the knob from the front door. Locking the front door, I could see that nobody was on the street, neither home, probably they're at working. Good for me that I'm free Friday and in the weekends from job. The cool air spread through my whole body, making me shiver a little, even Luna started shaking. I chuckled a little and then started walking towards the grocery, breathing the cold air from the last night rain, today I could feel that my whole life would be changed.
Big day, slow moves "So, basically, me and Catluna walked in the city, she always asked question about what does big metal cariage are, or some shit, really annoying, but she's really cute, right Joe?" I said, looking towards Joe, having a bored expression. Joe was my only friend in this dungeon chamber, he (or she, I don't know) is a lifeless pony skeleton chained by some old rusty chains. Sometimes, I pretend he's talking to me, and we talk a lot about my life. He says he's to shy to told me about his life (what a dick!), anyway, begin here for about a whole week it's reallllllllly boring, I mean there's not you can do here, only sleep and eat, and talk with Joe, and still sthinking what is Luna, my love, doing right now. "WHAT, dude, no way, you fucking liar!" I said, having a nervous laughing, soon, the laugh died, having only sadness on my face. So you're asking how did I got here, well the truth is that in.... I was intrerupted by a sudden noise coming from my door.The door of my chamber opened slowly, reavealing two armor stallions trotting towards me, having emotionless faces. Both of them were having golden armor, blue mane, and white fur. One of them was a pegasus, and the other was a unicorn. "You're fate has been chosed, hairless ape, come with us!" They said, having a very serious voice. Soon their horn glowed in a bright blue and I found myself free of the chains. Rubbing my wrist to calm down the pain, but I didn't even have time to stand up, and I finded myself in their aura magic, lifting me in the air, caring my towards the exit. "Wait, guys, I didn't even finished my story!" I said, putting my hands on the ground, trying to escape from their magic. "You don't wanna make Princess Celestia waiting!" The pegasus said. I could swear I hear some fear in his voice. "Well I guess I can told it while were we going, it's takes a really long time to reach the throne room." I said, crrosing my arms. So, without any intreruption, let's continue the story before I found myself on the moon. ===================| Walking with Luna ===================| 9:24 PM 11/05/2012 Luna was sitting on my head, having a form of a big plush ball. I could die right here of her cuteness. "So, Zack, I was wondering, how did you know my name, if you say that there's nopony like in Equestria here." She asked, I gulped, I know if I told her she's actually a cartoons pony here, she will freak out. So I faked the best poker face ever and said. "Lucky guess" I think I facepalmed so hard in my head that I was having a headcace. But this actually worked... "Ooookkkk? So, were are we going now?" She said, thank god she changed the subject. "Well, we first go to Walmart to grab some food, then I need to pay my bills for electricity." I said, turning a corner, I could see Walmart in the distance. While walking, Luna was keep tolding me about Equestria and their races, unicorns, pegasus, and earth ponies, and of course alicorns, and a lot about their history, there was some creatures that dindn't appear in the show, like a Malhjah ( Indian name?), it was like a big fish, but 2 heads and can control dead bodies, and infecting other ponies with a bite, much like a zombie, or places like Gandelian Forest, a very dark forest, with lot of dark magic and merciless creatures. "Oh shit..." I stopped in dead tracks, suddenly remember, PETS aren't allowed in Walmart. "Luna, pets aren't allowed in Walmart, I'm sorry, I should think of that" I said, how could I be so stupid not thinking of that. "Zack, I know a spell that can make me invisible for even 6 hours, that won't be a problem, right?" She said, looking directly at me,having pleady eyes, much like a puppy. I couldn't resist of that cuteness. "Sure, Luna, but don't leave my head, hunting invisible talking cats isn't my favorite hobby" I said, making her giggle. It's so fucking weird hearing a cat giggle. She used the spell,and when I looked at some mirrors at one shop, she wasn't there, so it really works. Entering in Walmart wasn't a big problem, but lots of people were here, yep, it's means it's friday. I grapped a cart and started gathering the grocery: Milk, Bread, some Pepsi, lots of Pringles chips, some toilet paper, and I don't think you wanna know what I'm buying, seriously, it's boring. After finishing the grocery list, I headed towards the cash, only to be hit by another man with a cart, much like a car crash. The guy who hitted me groaned angry at me. "Dude, what's you're problem?" He yelled, making me feel uncomfortable around. He was tall, short dark hair, some tatoos on his left arm, and merciless blue eyes. "What? You came from nowhere, and hit like a douchebag!" I reply, making him more angry. I gulped, he was approaching me, grinning his teeths, he lowered his head and whispered in my ear "I could kill you here and now asshole, don't even try to push me!" He said with a voice that can make even demons run for their lifes. Before I got to say something, he hitted me so hard in the face that I lose my balance, falling on my butt, some blood started flowing from my nose. People were actually gathering around, shocked by this, even some guards were running towards us. When I hitted the marble floor, Luna jumped off my head on the floor. I could feel Luna anger and with that, the big-dick-asshole guy started to look at me...shocked. He's eyes were so wide that I thought that it will blow. Then before, some guards grapped him each side, he started screaming, screaming for..mercy?? He was taken off the shop by the guards, and when I stood up, I could feel some weight on my head...oh wait, it was Luna. Continuing my route, I whisper to her "Luna, what did you did to him?" She started giggling for some time before she catched her breath. "Well let's say that I maked him see his biggest nighmare" She started giggling so hard that some people started putting eyes on me. "So, what is his biggest nightmare?" I asked, waiting at the cash, hell, there was a loooong tail. She then whispered to me his nightmare. "Holy shit, I didn't know that a man could be afraid of that" I said with a big grin, I almost burst in laughing if Luna didn't tell me to be quiet. After finishing shopping, we went to pay the bills. With the shopping bags in my right hand, it was pretty heavy though... The trip was pretty quiet, Luna was rarely talking about what happened in the shop, or how did she did that. Anyway, we went to my apartment, grapping my keys from the pockets, I unlocked the door, turned the knob, walking inside, and closing the door after me. Luna changed back to her original form, while I putted the bags on the kitchen counter, my mind was still asking: why, or how did she get here?. Remembering the last time I talked to her about this made her cry, but I need the answear, so I spoke. "So, Luna, if isn't much problem for you, would you tell me how did....you get here" While putting the food in the fridge, I looked at Luna for a moment then walking towards her, I saw that her smile was gone, and some tears could be see at her corner eyes. Before I got to say something, Luna said. "Well Zack, I think it will be a good idea to tell you how did I get here" she said, I sat beside her on the couch, not looking in her eyes. "It has happened before I get here, in your house...' ==========| FLASHBACK TIME! ==========| "SISTER PLEASE, LISTEN TO ME!" Luna screamed towards Celestia, my eyes were watering, she couldn't believe what she was hearing, her sister didn't even want to see her again! Luna and Celestia, were screaming at each other, in the throne room, the sun was setting behind the horizon, making light rays coming towards the white marble floor, the mosaic windows were making beautiful colors on the floor, the Elements of Harmony, Discord reform, Nightmare Moon defeat, and others heroes of Equestria were painted on the marvelous windows in the throne room. Only the most courageous, and the most fearless ponies would be painted on them, so that their actions won't be forgived for what they did to us, for making Equestria a better place. "NO LUNA, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING! I don't even want to see you again for what you done!" Celestia screamed, turning around, walking towards the throne. Her sadness could be feel in the whole room. Celestia horn started to lit in a bright yellow, then, with a big flash, Luna found herself in a strange place, with marble floor, a table and some chairs, and big boxes on the counter, but she remember what her sister said. "She doesn't want to see me again" Luna said between sobbing. The thought about how her sister hates her makes her so sad, that she even care if some creature could kill her right now, and Celestia wouldn't care. ==========| Back to Present ==========| Luna was crying on my lap, telling me the story between her sobbing, or taking breaks to regain herself, but I couldn't even feel how Luna could feel if Celestia hates her so much, that she doesn't even want to see her again. "Luna, I'm sorry about what happen between you two, you can stay here for as long as you'd like. I don't even know how it could feel, Luna, about what you feel right now, but remember, I will be always here for you, don't forget that." I said, looking directly in her red puffy eyes, even me got some tears on my eyes. "Thanks Zack, you don't know how much I appreciate for what you done to me." She said, her smile becoming widder, then, she HUGGED ME. I can't describe how awesome it feels, she was soo soft, her blue fur bruishing against my nech, her front hooves huggin my neck, I could hear her breathing, she was so close to my ears. After a long huggin sessions!, I could see the sun was already setting down, WHAT THE HELL, about two minutes ago, it was noon. Looking at the clock, I saw it was 8 PM. Really, who is playing with the sun? (don't answear). "Luna it's getting dark outside. I think it's time for us to sleep, you could take the guest room if you want." I asked, she nodded. While walking upstairs, she was in front of me, but, while she finished the last step, her tail swinged away, that's when I could see her...OH GOD NO!!, her pink lips were there, her vagina was just like a women one. My face became so red that I was looking like a tomato. Shaking my head, to forget that image, I showed her the guest room. After seeing good-nights, I entered in my room, undressing so that I was only on my boxers and my T-shirt, I got in my bed, pulling the blankets over me, I tried to sleep, but... I just couldn't. Everytime I close my eyes, Luna pink lips would come into my head. After some fucking tries of sleeping, the darkness finally taked me. Pentagon, Washington D.C 19:27, Supernatural Magic Control office. Mr. Shangen was sitting in his big brown leather chair, smoking a long cigarrete. Today was just like another day, find a crashed UFO, try to keep it secret, store it into Area 51, and then analyze the empty ship. His office door suddenly opened, revealing the best Magic Control commander, Mrs. Berry. She always obey the orders, and always succed to finish them, if anybody tries to compromise her, he/she will be on her 'death list'. "Berry, what this means, not even knocking? I hope you have a good explanation for this" Shangen said, tapping his fingers, he looked at her with a death glance. "I'm sorry Mr.Shangen, but we finally found....supernatural magic" She said, making him gasp from this. From past 30 years, he never saw or hear anything about supernatural magic, they started to think that there's nothing more that a legend. "Where did you find it?" He asked, regaining his serious voice. Berry was still shaking from these news, could be the end of the world? Does aliens use a new attack?. find now, on Nat Geo Channel! "We don't know exactly.... sir, but.... we know it's located in this country" She said, in a stutter voice. "Then find its location and eliminate it, we couldn't put America in danger from this" He said, hitting his fist on the dark wood desk. "YES SIR!" She said, saluting him, then she exit the room, leaving an another boring silence in the room. Mr. Shangen leaned gains his chair, thinking how his amercian army could defeat something that Earth didn't have in a loooong time, and that magic was going to be destroyed from this fucking world!
