The Night in my House

   "PRINCESS LUNA?!?!" I yelled, making her notice me ( OF COURSE!), her eyes suddenly widen, now her face was only expressing: Sadness and Fear.

So, you're probably wondering how I know who is this pony, well, after my parents tragic accident, I saw on the Internet about My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. After becoming a 'brony', I could tell that the show was bringing me something that I dind't feel in a long time: Joy.

  Anyway Luna was there, in my kitchen, with red puffy eyes, and a big puddle of water underneath her from crying, what could happen?

   "P-p-p-lease d-d-on't hu-r-r-t me!" Luna said between sobbing and her frighten voice. I could see lots of tears on her cheeks, damn, wonder how much time did see spend in my house.

  My body is freezed, I can't move or think, wondering if is possible what I'm seeing now, maybe I'm at some sort of Pranks TV Show, but she looked so real, this couldn't be a hologram, maybe a hallucination.

'You better do something Romeo, think how many persons get this change in their life, oh wait, they don't!' I thought, better try to calm her, I would be too frighten if I would wake up in a total different universe with nobody.

With one final breath, I said my first words to her in a calm voice.

  "You don't need to be scared, Princess Luna, I would never hurt you." My brain still trying to process what the hell was going on, maybe some of my co-workers putted some drugs in my drink, or because I didn't get any sleep for 2 days straight, with all these motherfucking customers, I barely had any sleeping time.

  "I-I-I'm sorry for breaking into your house, but I don't k-k-know where I a-a-am or who are you." Luna replied, still sobbing, now my mind is still confused, why is she crying?

  I knelt, so that I was at the same eye level with her,  regreting these actions, she backed some steps back.

  'Shit, I should have probably not shout around her name, I don't want her to get out of the house after all...nor do I want the government caughing her and using her like a lab rat.

   "Princess Luna, excuse me for my formalities, but how did you get here?" I asked, still wondering if she would be ok staying here in my house.

   "I don't really know, the first thing I know is t-t-that well...Cel-l-l-lestia-a-a-.." She replied, ending the phrase with a big cry, making me feel bad asking that.

'Good job Romeo, all girls in this town would fall in your embrace!' I though, shit, better change the subject.

   "I'm sorry princess for asking this Princess, would sitting on the couch in my living room would be better? The marble floor isn't really comfortable" I said with a smile, earning a little chuckle from the princess. 'Keep it up dude, maybe you could get some sexy time with her'.WHOOA, WHAT THE HELL BRAIN, That ain't happening yo!

   "I think that would be great" She replied, raising on all her four, I raised to my full height too, her head is at the same level with my 'wood' . Ignoring the thought, I walked with Luna following me straight to the couch.

The princess sat beside me, landing with a big 'thuumph''.

   "Excuse me young one,  but I am not sure what are you, nor did I see anything like you before" she said, with a confussed look on her face. 'Well, no shit' I thought, of course Equestria didn't have any humans there or before.

   "Well Princess Luna, I'm a human, and you're on a planet called Earth. This planet is dominated by humans, but we still have lots of animals and plants" I said, making her more confussed now.

   "A human? I never saw one before, but there are some books of your species in the Royal Canterlot Library, but you're looking more different from what it's said in the book." She replied, damn, her voice is like music to me, I could listen her all night.

   "Well I could say that my specie evolved in the past two thousand years, now we got lots of technology and things like this..." I said, stil having the same tied voice, not because i'm bored, but having no sleep for 2 days was a pain for me.

  "Well, 'human', I don't want to bother you tonight, so I will leave now and try to find a place to stay until I can work all these things out." She said, making my face turning from tired to shocked.

  'HOLD ON PRINCESS, you aren't going out like this, I don't think people would like to see a blue unicorn with wings flying in the skies.'

I though, now is my time to be a gentleman, or a gentlecolt, whatever...!

  "Princess Luna, I don't think it's a good idea to go out like this, people will freak out if they see a talking pony, you could stay here if you want Princess, that won't be a problem" I said, with my best charm voice, earning a smile from her face.

  "You don't need to be formal with me 'human', please call me Luna, and yes, I would think it's a better idea if I sleep here tonight" She said, making me chuckle for choosing 'human' as my name.

  "Well Prin..Luna, you can call me Zack, come on, let me lead you to my bedroom" I said, both of us raising to our feets (or hooves..), with me taking the lead as Luna followed me upstairs to my bedroom.

  Opening the door, and turning on the lights, I made Luna gasp in shock from what my room looked. Let's say that i didn't clean for 2 months, and now there were like 4 pizaa boxes under the desk, some Pepsi dozes laying on the floor at the end of my bed, and LOTS of dirty clothes laying near the wardrobe.

  "I'm sorry Luna if this isn't what you expected the room be like, to be honest, I'm not a fan of cleaning." I said, scraching the back of my head, seeing now that I should probably clean this mess.

  "Oh, it's not really....bad, really." She said with a nervous laugh."But were are you going to sleep?", now thinking of it, I could use the couch in my living room.

  "Don't worry Luna, I will take the couch tonight,  I couldn't sleep if I knew that I leave such a beautie sleeping on an uncomfortable place." I said, making me gulp for saying the last words, so I leave as quickly as opened the door, leaving Luna sleeping. I don't know if it's my 2 days no sleep hallucination, but I think I heard Luna saying when I closed the door: "Such a gentlecolt".

Making my way downstaris, I grabbed the couch pillow and a blanket, laying on my stomach while I let the comfort of the couch taking me to a deep and black sleep, wondering if this is a hallucination or a dream, oh well, the next morning will tell everything.