Maud has sex with Everypony.

This story was written as a sort of self-imposed challenge and a bit of a recommendation. A friend of mine wished to see 'Maud shipped with everypony.'

I kind of took that literally. This story is intended to be stupid, contrived, unbelievable, and idiotic.

Inside you will find eighty seven chapters of Maud - quite literally - having sex with everypony. That is to say, everypony from the tag box. Making exceptions for characters that I could quite literally find no believable reason for them to be in Ponyville, there are eighty-seven. This DOES include foals. This DOES NOT include generalizations for characters (I.E. 'Changelings' 'Crystal Ponies' 'Breezies.')

Please keep these things in mind while reading. This isn't a serious story. It's not intended to be. The plot, if there should be any, is nothing but a weak excuse to shift from one fuck partner to the next. Many characters will arrive for poor reasons, or no reason at all.

I will be randomizing whichever pony I write next somehow (I'm feeling D+D dice...) and write a short, meaningless, completely pointless bit of clop for them. And then I will move on to the next pony until I've done all 87.

I don't know when I'll be publishing. I know that each chapter will be - AT LEAST - 500 words long (That's part of the challenge I gave to myself.)

Thank you for your consideration, and...

Let the games begin.