prologue to destiny: spin the wheel
Wheel of destiny
Like most days, in the small town of Troy IL, my best friend Jimmy and I were yelling. I'm Alex, I could be described as annoying, small, and anorexic but I love food. I’m about 5 foot 2, 16 years old and only 115 lbs. I'm a junior in high school and my birthday is April 8th, but little did I know today was going to be the last day of this life and the first of another one. But this is off topic, now back to the point, we where yelling.
"I don't care eight is only good for cube roots not squares." I say to my buddy Jimmy. We were having one of our math shouts because it was funny to do and make a scene. "And I'm telling you eight is perfectly symmetrical." He retorts. I come back with "Okay, Death the Kid." I smile at my Soul Eater comment.
"Well, I hate to ruin this interesting conversation but I'm on at tight schedule,” said a voice out of nowhere, Jimmy and I turn to see Discord. “DISCORD,” I yell while Jimmy looked utterly befuddled. "Who is that?" Jimmy asked. "Its Discord God of Chaos, you know, from MLP FIM." He gives me an annoyed look, "You and your ponies."
"Again, I’m on a tight schedule," The God said. "Now which of you is Alex?" He asked us. I raised my hand while looking around, wondering why no one was freaking out. "Don't worry, it’s only us three, I froze time." I nodded at the sudden knowledge of this performance of power. "So what do you want with me?" I question him.
"Well I have a promise to keep to an old friend, now as to why I'm here, you get to go to Equestria! All you have to do is spin this wheel." A big spinning wheel appeared out of nowhere. "This wheel will tell you what version of Equestria; now spin the wheel of destiny."
What was running through my mind then was one thought, 'DO IT NOW.' I couldn’t argue with that logic, so I spun the damn thing.
After what seemed like forever, it landed on 42. Lol 42.
He pulled out a card and read it. "Well boy you won a one way trip to, drum roll please," The sound of someone rasping of drums pat ta pat ta pat. "You got: anthro Equestria! This land includes monthly heat, herding, and last but not least, mares are attracted to the scent of humans." Hell ya "Well good luck kid," Then poof.
Jimmy's pov
"Can I go?" I ask after seeing my buddy go poof.
Discord shook his head, "Nope, you got to spin." What the hell, I said in my head. I spun 34, but while I spun he looked at the card again. "Oh I should have told him 40:1 female to male ratio, oh well." Oh, damn, well sorry Alex. "So where do I get to go?" I ask him, "Well you get just like him but they are pony’s good luck Jimmy and say goodbye to your junk."
Alex's pov
"What is it Twilight? It’s quite an attractive creature," I heard a regal feminine voice say. "I have no clue Rarity, I don't think it is of this world." This time it was a more casual female voice but it sounded quite intelligent. "But I think you’re right, it’s quite attractive." This time it was more hushed. "I think she's waking up girls."
I open my eyes to see a blue faced girl looking at me really close, her eyes were closed. "He smells awesome!" She opened her eyes and her face turned red. "Hello," I say. Looking at them I could definitely see Rainbow Dash, Twilight, Rarity, Applejack, and Pinkie. I looked behind Applejack and saw a flash of pink hair. "I'm Alex." Applejack replied with her usual "Howdy" while Twilight composes herself "Hello miss, I'm Twilight sparkle," she introduced herself.
Miss. I couldn't help but laugh, "I'm not a girl you know. I'm a boy, the opposite of you." They all gave me a look like they hit the jackpot. "So what you’re saying is that you’re a stallion." I nod, "Yep, I'm a male." At the time I had no idea how much this was going to get me fucked, literally.
"I'm Pinkie Pie." Said Pinkie; It’s funny because I know all of their names already. "I'm Rainbow Dash the fastest flyer ever!" Dash said. Then the floor was on Rarity. "Well handsome, I'm Rarity but you can call me..." She got close and whispered, "Your sexy lover who only wants you to blow your load all over her." I blushed, if I didn't have a boner I had one now, holy fuck she was quite direct. Then there was Applejack. "Well there stud ah'm Applejack." She winked.
Just like rarity she got close, "But you can call me your cum rag or cock sleeve." Damn, they’re a bunch of whores and I loved every minute of it. Last was Fluttershy "H-h-hello, I'm F-f-f-fluttershy." And three's a trend; she did the same as the last two. "Are butter yellow Pegasus covered in your cum your fetish?" I nearly jizzed in my pants, I wanted to whisper back just the butter yellow Pegasus part is, because she was my favorite of all the main six.
Then Rainbow came back over and whispered "If I get a chance, I’ll ride you raw." Then not to be left out Pinkie Pie does the same, "I’ll bake cookies with your cum and eat them every day if you let me, sharing is caring you know."
"So your name was Alex?" Rarity asked. I nodded. "Yes my name is Alex," I smile at her, she blushes, Twilight clears her throat, "Well Mr. Alex, I have one question."
I look over to Twi, "Go ahead."
"Are you in a herd or are you single?" She asked. In response to that I say, "If you mean am I in a relationship that's a no, I’m not." The next thing I know they all start to drool and give lustful faces and I could have sworn I heard one of them say, "Jackpot."
They all try to compose themselves. "One more question, you want to have some fun?” I nod and said, “I would love to play some games.” They all look at each other. “How about truth or dare?” Pinkie suggested. “I agree that sounds lovely darling,” Rarity said with lidded eyes.
This was going to be the oddest night ever.
