Humans Are Too Sexy

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Romance, Original Character, Comedy, Random, Princess Celestia, Sex, Human
Length: 1050

A Human is teleported into an alternate Equestria, where Humans are arrested on sight.

A Human is teleported into an alternate Equestria, where Humans are arrested on sight.

Warning: Human and Pony sex and general silliness. Should not be taken seriously.

Published 2014-03-19 22:00:05 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-19 22:00:05 UTC

A Sexy Human Under Arrest

There was a grotesque, morbidly obese caucasian Human, riddled with acne, that wore a white t-shirt with a smiling Pinkie Pie on it, black shorts and brown sandals and a black fedora hat. No, he was actually a very handsome man, that looked like Pierce Brosnan, that really wore a fine black tuxedo and fancy black pants along with rainbow clown shoes. He just used a hidden hologram device to make himself look like a stereotypical Brony.

The Human named John was being escorted down a beautiful marble stone corridor by two white furred unicorn Royal Guards on either side of him. The Royal Guards where armed with a spear each.

When they came around a corner, they had passed by a green minted unicorn mare, that took absolutely no interest in John what's so ever and continued about her business.

However, when they passed around another corner he was greeted by a large mob of tearful wailing mares, that all had a Human fetish. They kissed and licked him, being so sad he was being sent to court. The Human having a Pony fetish, kissed and licked the mares back.

"We love you John!" shouted the sexy mares, whom had a morbidly obese Human fetish.

"I love you all too!" shouted the Human in his deep sexy voice, that would rival Morgan Freeman's voice.

The mares pulled down his pants, with tears in his eyes John gave some final last kisses and licks to the mares while they sucked on his giant cock that was even bigger than Big McIntosh's penis.

"Enough of this! You Human loving freaks!" shouted the two misanthropic racist Royal Guards at the same time.

The mares cried out in grief as the two Royal Guards pushed away the Human loving mares. Suddenly dozens more mares with a Human fetish trotted down the corridor.

John like a lot of Humans recently was randomly teleported into Equestria, an Equestria where almost everypony hated Humans for no reason. He appeared in the middle of a street in Canterlot, where he was immediately arrested for being a Human.

Elsewhere in the court room many misanthropic racist Ponies, whom had no justifiable reason to hate Humans were gathered. Princess Celestia was the leader of the misanthropes, she was also the judge. She sat at a fine wooden desk stuffing her face with a huge chocolate cake. Chocolate covered her face, but nopony made a rude comment, because she was a sexy Pony Princess.

The Human was dragged into the court room by a dozen Royal Guards, whom pushed a way all the Pony screaming mares with a Human fetish. They locked and barricaded the door to keep out the mares that wanted to have sex with him.

Two Royal Guards dragged him before Princess Celestia.

"Human... You stand accused for the crime of being a Human. How do you plead?" asked judge Celestia.

"Sexy and guilty your majesty." he said with a smug grin.

"Very well. Just let me finish my cake and I shall hand you your sentence."

"Can I have some ca--

"No!" she shouted angrily at him.

The sexy Pony Princess looked at her cake with bedroom eyes as she sloppily ate the delicious chocolate cake. A few minutes later she finally ate the last bit of chocolate cake, her face now completely covered in chocolate.

"After much deliberation with my sapient chocolate cake, that totally consented for me to eat it, I have decided the fate of the Human." she used her magic to clean her face while the crowd were grinning in delight, while the mares with a Human fetish in the back of the court room were crying. "I sentence the Human to death!" the Ponies with a Human fetish gasped in horror while the others cheered in joy.

"Noooo!" shouted John.

"By snu snu!" she said with a nasty grin.

"Yeah!" shouted John excitedly.

The Ponies with a Human fetish cheered in delight, while the others groaned in disappointment.

Celestia flapped her wings, took off into the air and dived on the Human, used her magic to pull down his pants and began to fellate the hell out of his giant cock. The Ponies with a Human fetish moaned sexfully while they rubbed their marehoods as they watched the hot Human and Pony action in the court room. However, the racist Human hating Ponies looked at their Princess in disgust while she gave the Human a blowjob.

Celestia looked at him with bedroom eyes as she sucked on his mighty penis. She then grinned, lifted her head to release the giant monster cock from her mouth and then mounted herself on top of his dick. She moaned aloud as she bounced her massive bootylicious Pony butt on the Human's giant cock. The Human slapped her wonderful huge ass, that caused her to moan aloud.

"Oh Human, maybe I'll just bring you back to life with my magic when I kill you with my sexy Pony powers! For I will miss your penis!"

"And I'll miss your wonderful Pony pussy and your big booty!"

"Oh how romantic! But I'm still going to kill you with the power of my Pony pussy."

"You can try milady. "

Suddenly a buzzer went off, Ponies walked out of the court room. Celestia stared into the Human's eyes with a gentle look of kindness. She then leaned down over him and gave the Human below her a tender kiss on the lips.

"You know, you're a good actor for a porno movie." she said softly while giving him a warm smile.

"I guess, I am."

She gave him another kiss, bounced on his cock gently for a little, then got up and then helped him onto his feet. Followed by a bunch of Humans walking past holding cameras.

"We'll shoot the next scene after lunch."

"I'm looking forward to it."

It became apparent the Human wasn't sentenced to death, no were there any Human hating racist Ponies. For things became clear this was just a Human and Pony porno movie in the making. In which Princess Celestia herself got involved, because she has a great love for Humans. Destined to be uploaded on the Porn Hub Sapient Interspecies category.

The End