Saxton Hale VS enemy's of Equestria (completed)

The shells screamed over head as the enemy lobed everything they had to finish the ponies off. Luna ran from cover to cover helping with what she could. The elements were spread out trying to help defend PonyVille, the last town that held the flag of equestria. Everything was going downhill so fast that none of the other ponies saw lira starting a small portal next to a building.

"Come on. Come on..."

The portal open and instantly she jumped into it. On the other side, was a big black room with one thing in it. A bright blue container. Not caring what it was, she took it in her magic and ran back through the portal.

When she came back, Luna was at the portal entrance. "What are you doing?"

"Trying to help, thing we can use this?" she replied pointing to the cylinder that was now on the ground.

"I don’t know what it is."

"Try some sort of spell"

"We don’t know what that would do"

"It would be better than nothing."

Luna sighed and started up a strong spell meant to open heavy locked containers. Something clicked and steam started to spill out from a door. Lira set the cylinder upright and opened the door all the way. When the steam cleared away, a large bipedal animal stepped out. Lira instantly knew what it was by her studies. It was a human, and a very large one at that. He had short shorts, no shirt, most likely because of how big his mussels were, and a hat that had a belt of what looked like crocodile teeth on it. He also had a thick mustache and a large amount of chest hair that was uneven on his body.

"Where am I" he asked in a deep Australian voice.

"You’re in PonyVille, can you help?" Luna asked.

"What do ya need help with?"

"A war" she said sadly

"Are they hippies?" he asked.

"Well. They want to take our land to use as their own, most would plant trees and..." Luna started off but was cut off.

"No need for details, ill handle the hippies myself,"

Luna perked up and backed away as the human who had to be more than 7 feet tall grabbed a chain that was on the ground and a peace of mettle that he used his hand to crush into a sharp cone shaped bullet that he then placed on the chain and fused them together with his fist again. He grabbed the other end and looked at Luna. "Where’s the fightin?"

"It’s all over the place but that way is having the most problems" she said pointing to the other side of town.

"Good, then we can’t miss." was all he said before he went off in a full sprint trod where the enemy had almost broken through the lines.

When he got there the ponies ran away as they were overwhelmed. The human wiped around the chain and started to whip the enemy Minatare’s with the shard stabbing each in the hart or head. 3 solders got past that and charged him with murder in their minds. One ran at him with a spear but had it snacked from him. The human took the spear and slammed it so hard that it tore through the armor and sliced through the solder. The other two lunged at him with their claws but he countered them by throwing the spear in the air and taking both griffins in his hands and bashed them together. When the spear came back down he took it and in one swipe cut both their heads off.

A Minatare charged him but was barely able to get close as the human wiped the chain around and wrapped it around his neck. Giving it a yank, taking the charging Minatare head off. He then proceeded to whip the chain around and imbedded it in a barrel filled with lamp oil. He wiped the chain away and took the barrel with it. Wiping it at the incoming hoard and smashing it on the ground, and sparking it with the whip tip lighting the hoard on fire. He didn’t hear the cries of agony as a griffon came at him from the air. Seeing the incoming attacker he stepped out of the way and grabbed the griffon on his back and head. As the griffon tried to slash at him he dug his hands into his skin and proceeded to tear him in half.

Most griffons that saw this retreated in fear of having the same fate. The others charged him. He tore a street sign out of the ground and broke the head off making it sharp. He then lit it on fire with the burning lamp oil and wrapped it in the chain. He then proceeded to whip the incomers with it setting a few on fire in the proses. He continued until the incoming griffons had either died of retreated.

Next stop was center of town. Some Minatare had got past and were terrorizing the area now. He sprinted to the spot and took out the capered spear and through it at one of the attackers. The spear hit its mark and went all the way through the Minatare chest and imbedded itself in another’s head. He then proceeds to run at the closes one and punched him in the face and began a fist fight with him. Using his deadly blows he soon punched the attackers head so hard it snapped his neck. He looked to where the last one was trying to get into a tree where smaller ponies were hiding. He marched over to him, tore a lamppost out of the ground with one hand and bashed it on the Minatare. The Minatare turned just to have his head bashed again. And again. And again. The Minatare couldn’t thing strait when he swung the lamp post like a baseball cap and took his head off.

News of his arrival had spread like wild fire and now every enemy wanted to fight him. He took the top off the lamp post and bashed it against the ground making a crewed sward that had a blade almost 9 feet long. He charged at the like and any attacker he met had his head taken off or was disemboweled. Soon, the enemy was falling back when a dragon landed in front of him. He only looked up at it and swung his sward around his hand and charged the dragon. The dragon roared and blew fire at him. He jumped and landed on the dragons head and tore an eye out and proceeded to dig the sward deeper into its eye socket. The dragon tried furiously to get him but to no avail as the sward reached his brain and killed him as quickly as it had started. He jumped off his newest kills artillery took a shot strata at him, missing by a foot as he swung out of the way. The next shell that came at him was much too close to doge so he did the nest best thing. he coat the shell in his arms and threw it back to the gun, getting a strong explosion and more shells being fired off from the shell carriages that were next to that gun as well as 3 others.

Every enemy had retreated to the tree line now and proceeded to take shots at him. An artillery that was still working had shot an incensory shell at him to try to burn him. Instead, he took the shell and sent it at the tree line. The detonation killed 50 enemy units and set the trees on fire, forcing the other units to fall back even farther.

After the mighty fight that sent the enemy running he looked around and tried to find one more target. As if by queue, a black dragon dove to the ground. This one was twice the size as the first and looked to have armored plates that could close over his eyes.

"So you’re the one who’s attacking my army. I thought you would have been bigger" he said

"So you’re the one who trained all those hippies? Tell them to get a haircut next time."

"You will pay for what you have done." he replied. Showing off his teeth.

"For what? Your hair cuts or your dental bill." he replied.

"You should know not to talk back to those who can kill you". The black dragon said.

"I do. now enough chit chat." you going to fight me or would you rather hug a tree?"

The large dragon roared out and charged him. He jumped in the air and came down on the dragons back, imbedding the sword and wrapping the chain around both his wings. The dragon roared out in pain and swung around to get punched in the face. The dragon tried to regain focus but was unable to do so before the chain was wrapped around his neck. He was pulled down and was then kicked up with a force he couldn’t image. The human swung around his legs and sent the sward through the dragon’s left front leg. The dragon hobbled off it and tried to find where he was. The human was running around his front when he saw him, he took a bite at him and grabbed him. In one quick movement he swallowed the human hole.

"Quite the fight but you still lose" the dragon laughed as he began to turn to the town when an incredible pain stretched from his stomach. He looked down to find the humans head poking through his skin.

"Though you could try and eat me Hm? Not going to happen mate"

The dragon tried to grab him but he had cut the hole bigger and jumped out from his guts. The human took advantage of the hole and took a grenade out and threw it up to where the dragon’s hart would be. When it exploded, the dragon collapsed onto him but he quickly punched the dragon off to the side.

The rest of the army had retreated completely because they didn’t want to risk a fight with him and because the fire was spreading faster each second. The human walked over to the town fountain and quickly washed himself to rid the blood he was covered in. ponies of all shapes and sizes walked over to him. Twilight was the first one to speak.

"What’s your name?"

"My name is Saxton Hale, CEO and president of Mann Co. if you have a problem then take it up with me".