Vladimir Putin In Equestria.

“Sir, your plans to take over the west are working. The US have ignored our advances, and our nukes are in place”.

“Good. Good” Said Russian President, Vladimir Putin “Is the army ready?”.

“Yes sir” Said Vladimir's most trusted  adviser. A bear. But not just any bear. This was a Russian bear, with an AK47 on his back.

Vladimir spun around in his pink 'My Little Pony' themed chair. Looking at his bear adviser he sat up. Walking around his desk he came face to face with the bear. Then with the most serious expression, the president spoke.

“Masturbate!” He yelled.

The bear saluted his leader. Then with hesitation the bear fell on the floor, and began stroking himself. Soon the bear was spraying hot cum all over Vladimir.