The Only Element He Needs-placeholder
Too many seventh Elements are destroying the multiverse, and it's up to Chuck Norris to destroy them all!
Many ponies claim to be the Seventh Element of Love/Honor/Fluffy Kittens/Whatever, all in the name of superficial love and glory. Many seek to fight monsters, to claim famous mares as their lovers, or to just strokes their egos. Enough for the Powers That Be to notice.
Chuck Norris is not happy.
Chuck Norris is going to slap roundhouse kick a filly.
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5 Chapters:
- Hell is other jerks. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1207
- The power is yours! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC2176
- It's time... 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1480
- Enter the Elements. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1748
- Return of the pony. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC2977