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Ask Discorded Scootaloo

by Discorded SheepcityUSA
Scootaloo's been de-moralized into becoming Discord's personal pet chicken, and is extremely miserable, sad, and above all...pissed. (An "Ask" format story)

"The most terrible poverty is loneliness, and the feeling of being unloved"

Cover art by the very talented Jayesixx

Watch the fic trailer here. Just copy and paste this into your address bar:
http://animoto.com/play/hnf0IY8z6c5BnCFN4tamKA

Now with a prequel story!: "Ask Lovey Applebloom"

My name's Scootaloo.

At the moment, I've only got one purpose in life, and that's playing the part of a chicken. That's it.

My master keeps me in a chicken coop in the Everfree Forest. In other words, my personal tenth level of Tartarus. But, such is the life of a chicken I suppose.

Oh and to top it all off, I keep getting grilled by these weird-ass blocks of text that keep popping up everywhere.

So yeah, ask me whatever you feel like...or not. I don't give a buck.

Rated Teen for language.
Sex tag for a later story arc.

This is an "Ask Format" Story, where the readers send in questions meant for either Discorded Scootaloo, or Discord himself. Send questions in the comments please. Will have a few story arcs as well.

Due to site moderation rules, questions will be kept anonymous. But those of you that get your questions answered, you know who you are.

Disclaimer: If anything Scootaloo says sounds hateful toward whoever is asking, don't take it personally. It's SCOOTALOO talking, not me. I love all of you, and she hates all of you. Simple as that.

Also, this Discord is based off of the Season 2 Discord. As in, when he was still evil.

Teen
Incomplete
Random
Sex
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Alternate Universe
Sad
 
SDDC

33772 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read

17 Chapters:

  1. The Coop (Introduction to Discorded Scootaloo) 2014-03-22 05:08:47 UTC
    1120
  2. Origins of Hate 2014-03-23 01:32:54 UTC
    1279
  3. Sadness 2014-03-26 02:49:17 UTC
    1874
  4. The Doctor 2014-03-29 04:18:24 UTC
    1617
  5. Return of Bad Dreams 2014-03-31 02:37:52 UTC
    1866
  6. A Brand New Home Is In The Works 2014-04-03 02:15:28 UTC
    2308
  7. Not Much of A Kid Pony 2014-04-06 04:46:42 UTC
    2102
  8. A New Nightmare 2014-04-07 02:39:54 UTC
    1685
  9. Colors Return 2014-04-12 18:32:34 UTC
    2390
  10. Did She Seriously Get Drunk Off Chocolate Milkshakes? 2014-04-15 21:08:11 UTC
    1800
  11. Why Does She Always Sleep? 2014-04-26 06:21:55 UTC
    2158
  12. Uh-Oh 2014-04-30 02:46:05 UTC
    2214
  13. A Conversation Between Jerks. 2014-05-11 22:22:08 UTC
    1696
  14. The Strange Mechanics of Time Travel 2014-07-09 13:42:28 UTC
    2629
  15. Stupid, Pathetic Wings 2014-07-27 20:36:12 UTC
    1845
  16. A Hospital Visit 2014-10-29 02:07:59 UTC
    3298
  17. Bad News for Dissyloo 2015-05-04 17:44:54 UTC
    1891