Make Love, Not Conversion Bureau

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Random, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Romance, Original Character, Comedy
Length: 2444

An alternate version of Celestia interrupts Jimmy and his wife Celestia having a romantic time eating chocolate cake together. And it soon becomes apparent that this other Celestia, not only hates Humans, but has plans to destroy Humanity on Earth.

Princess Celestia and her Human lover Jimmy are having a romantic time eating chocolate cake together, but an annoying Human hating alternate version of Celestia, whom is also a prude against Human and Pony relationships interrupts them. And it soon becomes apparent that this alternate version of Celestia, not only hates Humans, but has plans to destroy Humanity on Earth, by turning all Humans into pastel zombie Ponies.

Naturally Jimmy and his wife Celestia are most displeased.

Warning: Human and Pony sex and general silliness. Should not be taken seriously.

Published 2014-03-21 18:10:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-21 18:10:04 UTC

The Love For Chocolate Cake

The Love For Chocolate Cake

Beautiful white marble stone lined the walls and tiles of the kitchen floor. Princess Celestia's light shined through a circular window on the ceiling. Along the walls of the kitchen there were pictures of Princess Celestia and her Human husband looking happy together, her Human lover looked like the Sean Connery version of James Bond. The kitchen table was made out of fine red oak wood.

The two Human and Pony lovers, Princess Celestia and Jimmy sat next to one another at the kitchen table on two fancy red chairs, they were staring into each others eyes with tender affection.

Jimmy her Human lover was a rather handsome man, whom wore a black tuxedo, black pants and brown sandals, made from a non sapient species of cows.

Princess Celestia was an absolutely stunning looking female Alicorn, her smooth white silky soft fur, her beautiful large purple eyes, beautiful large wings and a massive bootylicious butt, that would make Maurice Richards stare so hard his eyes would pop out at the sheer beauty that was her butt.

Before Princess Celestia and Jimmy on the kitchen table, there was a huge delicious chocolate cake on a plate.

They looked deeply into each others eyes, held one another in a gentle embraced and then came together to share a passionate kiss. Jimmy slapped her big butt, that caused Celestia to make a quiet moan of pleasure. Her horn flashed with light as she used her magic to unbuckle and lower his pants. Celestia velvetly soft hoof gently stroked his rapidly growing massive penis all the while still making out with him.

Finally after several minutes, the two slowly pulled away looking at one another with bedroom eyes. Jimmy had a massive erection at this point and his penis was even bigger than Big McIntosh's penis.

But there was to be no sex, until the chocolate cake was eaten. Which was one of the vows they made on their wedding day sixty five trillion years ago.

Ponies and Human united together had long had an intergalactic civilization spanning the entire universe, which they shared with all their other alien neighbors in peace. And lots of sapient interspecies getting it on in the name of peace and love.

When Jimmy married Princess Celestia, he agreed to allow her to cast an irreversible spell to grant him immortality, so they could be together forever and eat chocolate cake, play World Of Warcraft and other video games together, make porno videos together to share on the Internet, write stories, invite lucky people to a threesome or an orgy with them and have sex forever and ever until the end of time. However, Princess Celestia and all the other alien members of the council literally figured out how to make the universe not even have an end.

It seemed Princess Celestia and Jimmy relationship was something that was taken out of a cheesy cartoon romance movie and made real, but at any rate Celestia and Jimmy were still as much in love as they were on the day they got married.

The two lovers while licking their lips turned to look at the delicious chocolate cake on the table in front of them.

Unfortunately, there was a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of another angry Princess Celestia of universe Misanthroper 0011Z across the room.

"What is the meaning of this?!" shouted the new Celestia glaring angrily at Celestia and Jimmy.

"Do you mind?" she said glaring at her in annoyance. "Me and Jimmy are trying to have a romantic time eating chocolate cake together alone."

"How... how could you! He's a filthy ape!"

"Oh, don't be such a prude." she said waving her hoof at her dismissively.

"Yeah!" shouted Jimmy in agreement.

"Put your penis away Human!"

"Oh, does the sight of Human penis make you cringe!" she said with a nasty grin while she gave his penis a gentle rub from her hoof. "Have you ever had a Human play with your marehood with those wonderful hands of theirs?"

"No! That's disgusting!"

"Look, I'm sure we'll be really fascinated to hear why you dislike Humans and Ponies being together." he said sarcastically. "But right now, me and my wife Celestia are going to eat chocolate cake and make sweet love afterwords."

Celestia Misanthroper 0011Z ignored the Human and turned to Celestia.

"I can help you Celestia to improved your relationship by giving your Human lover, a potion to make him a Pony and-- before the other Celestia could even finish, Celestia flew into a fit of rage and dived on the other Celestia. Celestia Misanthroper 0011Z was now on the ground staring at a very angry Celestia above her.

"DON'T YOU DARE!" she shouted in the Royal Canterlot Voice, causing the other Celestia below her to squirm in fear. "Are you the alternate version of me I think you are?!" she roared glaring daggers at her.

The other Celestia struggled to break free below her, but it seemed the Celestia above was far stronger than her and even her magic didn't seem to work.

"Uh, what alternate version?"

"The mean bitch alternate versions of myself that go around attacking Humanity in other universes and enslave their minds, by turning them into those repulsive Newfoals?"

"Uhhh." she said nervously.

"You are, aren't you?!" She used her overpowered magic that would make a Mary Sue proud to see into her mind. She found out this alternate version of herself had plans in the near future to invade Earth and enslave the minds of all Humanity in another universe.

"You monster!" she roared as she fired red laser beams from her eyes, that vaporized the Celestia below her to dust.

It turned out the other Equestria went back to normal once this false copy of Celestia was dead. And their real Celestia, whom was much like Jimmy's wife was freed from a magical prison below Canterlot.

Back in the kitchen, Celestia used her magic to wipe away the ashes that was left of the other Human hating Celestia. She went back to the table with Jimmy, and together, the two lovers sloppily ate the chocolate cake in a wonderful display of Human and Pony love, both of their faces covered in chocolate.

After the chocolate cake was eaten. They giggled happily looking at each others chocolate covered faces. Celestia used her magic to clean both their faces of chocolate. She took him by the hand and then walked out of the kitchen with hand and hoof holding together in a beautiful display of not only love, but bonding friendship.

Jimmy and Celestia walked along a white marble stone hall leading to her bedroom. Once inside, Jimmy lay himself down on the bed, which was themed with a picture of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles looking badass from the 80s.

Celestia flapped her wings, to land softly on her Human lover. She gave him a gentle push and straddled over him. The two stared deeply into each others eyes.
And then they said the following most cheesiest lines in the history of the multiverse.

"I love you, Jimmy." she said softly.

"I love you too, Celestia." he said softly.

In the corner of the room Zoidberg with his claws covering his face was crying like a baby sitting on a wooden stool. "Such beautiful romance." he said in a low voice as he was emotionally overwhelmed by the sheer tender display of Human and Pony love.

Celestia lowered her head over her Human lover to give him a tender kiss on the lips. Zoidberg's head fin went up in arousal from watching the hot Human and Pony action begin.

Celestia lowered herself over Jimmy to come face to face with his fearsome mighty penis. Zoidberg began masturbating with his right claw in anticipation. Zoidberg's penis was massive, but it was slightly not as big as Jimmy's penis.

Celestia turned around into a sixty nine position, she rubbed her massive bootylicious butt in his face and Jimmy like a true gentleman licked and used his wonderful hands that no Pony could do to please his sexy Pony Princess.

Celestia moaned a loud and then lowered her head and swallowed his giant cock whole. She moaned sexfully as she sucked the mighty penis vigorously and stroked his mighty big balls with her hooves. She bobbed her head up and down the long thick shaft while staring up at him with bedroom eyes. She lifted her head, kissed the tip of his penis and then used her long tongue to lick it. She grinned watching the look of pure ecstasy on Jimmy's face. Slowly, very slowly she licked all the way down his cock, and then licked and sucked on both of his balls. On the way back up his mighty cock she had slowly licked it with her tongue all the way back to the tip of his cock.

Once again she lowered her head and swallowed his giant cock whole, his dick shook wildly deep in her throat as she moaned sexfully, which gave her a clear indication he was close to breaking point. Like last time she bobbed her head up and down the long thick shaft and moaned sexfully.

Jimmy slapped her massive bootylicious butt and his face was now covered in the mare's pussy juices. Celestia shifted her booty closer to his head. She got close enough to not actually smother him to death, for many times in the past she did accidentally smother him to death, but luckily as an all powerful magical Alicorn, she had the ability to bring him back to life with a simple spell. With her massive butt now over him she began bouncing up and down on top of him. Jimmy in response squeezed the soft cheeks of her heavenly butt.

"Whoop whoop whoop!" shouted Zoidberg, whom briefly stopped masturbating to click his claws excitedly.

This soon became too much for the masturbating Zoidberg whom was now standing next to them on the bed, as a result his mighty penis fired bucket fulls of semen on the two lovers, covering them in a white sticky mess of lobster semen, that smelled of tartar sauce and garbage. They didn't mind, because Zoidberg is one of their best friends and is one of the few lucky ones they invite to threesomes and orgies.

Soon after Jimmy's semen dam broke, he fired dozens of bucket fulls worth of semen into her mouth. Celestia was not overwhelmed by the sheer amount of semen, for she has been sucking his cock for the last sixty five trillion years since they’ve been together, she had mastered drinking his semen without even a single drop falling out of her mouth. Jimmy on the other hand entire head was covered in her pussy juices.

When his penis finally ceased firing semen down her throat, she released his cock with a pop, then turned back around to face him. She stared lovingly into his eyes, then lowered her head an kissed him passionately, driving her tongue deep down his throat.

A few minutes later, her hoof gently rubbed his chest as she pulled away. She went over him and mounted herself on his still hard cock. Magic made his cock still hard.

She lowered his fearsome mighty penis into her vagina, she was able to take it all, because as well as being a Sun Goddess, she was also a Sex Goddess.

Once his massive monster cock was deeply imbedded in her vagina, moaning sexfully she gently began to bounce up and down his cock. Jimmy slapped her bootylicious butt, Celestia moaned louder as she began to bounce faster up and down his mighty penis.

Jimmy squeezed her soft cheeks of her massive butt as the beautiful Alicorn mare went up and down his fearsome mighty cock.

Jimmy did not last long this time as he came a tidal wave of seaman into her pussy

The room began to rapidly flood with Jimmy's semen pouring out of Celestia's pussy. Only Celestia's magic had stopped Jimmy from dying, allowing them to breathe in his own semen. Zoidberg was fine, because he can breathe in semen anyway.

She continued to bounce on Jimmy's fearsome mighty penis even when they were under water... Jimmy's semen.

Within minutes the wooden door to Celestia's bedroom started to creak under the building pressure from the white liquid in the room. The door was knocked off his hinges, followed by a title wave of semen going down the white marble floor along the hallway, followed by it rushing down the stairs, through the throne room and finally outside the castle to flood the streets of Canterlot.

The residents of Pony, Human and sapient Alien alike of Canterlot had since long evacuated the city, knowing full Celestia was having sex with her husband. They always returned the following day after Celestia used her magic to fix all the damage she and her husband caused with the flood of semen.

Celestia's and Jimmy's bedroom door floor ended up deeply embedded in a white, giant marshmallow, the size of a double decker bus just outside the palace. Despite the powerful forced of the flood, the marshmallow hadn't moved an inch when it was hit title wave of semen.

Back in the bedroom Celestia was still bouncing up and down Jimmy's fearsome mighty cock, which was still hard and his balls contained plenty more semen.

And to make things even better, Zoidberg came to the front of her with his massive monster cock, she opened her mouth and allowed Zoidberg to stuff his massive terrifying penis down her throat.

"Whoop whoop whoop!" shouted the handsome lobster man as he was clicking his claws excitedly.

To make things even more better another Zoidberg walked into the room, whom made whooping sound as he clicked his claws excitedly, that also had a massive mighty monster cock. The newly arrived Zoidberg jumped onto the bed and began to brutally fuck the Pony Princess up the butthole with his massive terrifying penis.

The foursome between a Human, Alicorn mare and the two Zoidbergs went on all night long. And the Human hating alternate versions of Princess Celestia missed out on all the hot Human and Pony action, and Zoidberg and Pony action.

But this was not the end, for many more evil alternate versions of Princess Celestia from across the multiverse were out there to give people a boner kill. Nor would they never know the joy of eating one of Jimmy's chocolate cakes he makes for his wife.

To be continued