Nightfall.

"Princess...Luna?" I said in a low and dizzied tone. She slowly turned her head to her right, wiped the tears off her eyes and opened them. Her face screamed the words "Despair" and "Fear"....

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NOW WA-WA-WAIT A SECOND....I am not, a brony. You see, after my parents died in that horrible plane crash, you have me on my desk, searching the interwebs about the plane crash, an advertism about a show called 'My Little Pony' randomly popped up and I clicked it since I wanted to be a graphic designer and maybe I could find the name of the creators of the show, since, from what was shown in the advertisment, the show has been designed pretty neatly. So, long story short, I watched the show find out more about it and...I liked it. It bringed a feeling that I have not felt in a long time....  Joy.

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Luna was there. On the floor. In my kitchen. Trying not to cry.

"Please...Don't hurt me..." She said making a tiny little pause every now and then, probably from the shock she has been through. I could see lots of tears on those cheeks.

At this moment I am shocked, I wonder what is this, can it be real...No, it can't be. I slap myself to see if I am awake.

Yup,

       Awake.

Well, this could not have been better. I sigh, close my eyes, and tell her:

"You don't need to be scared, miss. Trust me, I would never hurt you or anyone like you. Hell, I would not even hurt a fly."

She says:

"I...I am sorry for breaking into your home, but I was scared and I didn't know where to go an-" I open my eyes and cut her mid sentence.

"It's alright, we all do stuff when we are scared. Come, sit on the couch." I spoke as I walked over to her and gently offered my hand.

She blushes and accepts it. She gets up and I walk her to the couch where you would find us sitting for the next half an hour.

She explains me what happend.

                                              Celestia banished her.

"So...um...What are you exactly?" She asked shyly, looking at me curiously.

"I'm a human, I don't expect you to understand..." I say after getting cut by her saying: " 'Trust me', I will."

A pink hue could be seen on my face...I blushed.

"Eh, I guess. So! Let's start over." I rose up from the couch and started making funny gestures with my hands as I explained to her the whole human nature, who we are, and where we are.

"So! Humans." I said loudly, she stood back and watched in excitement.

"Who we are you might wonder.... Well 'we', 'Homo Sapiens', that means humans by the way....Are the last of the hominids, a branch of great apes.

"Wait, what's an a-" She said before getting cutted off by me.

"What are apes you might ask?...WELL, imagine me with hair all over. And a tail....And long arms.

"Oh." She'd chuckle at the thought.

"Anyways, back to us, humans. We are characterized by our posture and bipedal locomotion, that means by stand on two legs posture, we walk on two legs too! Isn't that wonderful?

Anyways. We can use tools and we have a general more complex brains. We have reached this stage in around... 250,000 years ago. We are distinguished by our complex social structures, that means...Famillies, etcetera. Anyways, enough with that, I'll tell you more 'bout it later." I smile.

"That.....how much is there to say about your species?" She said shuttering.

"Well, about ten books."

"W-" I cut her mid sentence again.

"WHERE. WE. ARE!" I spoke as I gesticulated for her to say something.

"I...don't know." She said.

"Well, on a tiny planet called Earth. What is a planet you may ask? Well, think of it as a big ball floating through the nothingness, and we are a part of it, we are tiny and this 'ball' is soo big it can hold lots of 'us', and we are 'stuck' on it, mkay? Mkay. So. 'Earth' is third planet from the Sun. What is the sun? A star that gives our 'balls' heat. There are soo many things to see here, on Earth, mountains, waterfalls, jungles, lots of 'stuff'. I'll get on to it with more details later. Don't worry about it, that's the basic you need to know."

"The human nature. Just think about you ponies and add dark things to it...Ta-Dah! You got us."

"What 'dark' thi-Wait. How do you know who I am and where I come from." She said in a surprised tone. "I forgot to ask you that."

I walk over to her and whisper: "I'll tell you everything at the right time. 'Trust me'....Anyways, hungry?"

She stares at her belly for a couple of seconds until a growl comes out and she finally says:

"Yes..."

A snack later.

I. Am. Sooo. Tired.

"Well, that took some time." I said in a tired tone.

"Yes, indeed." She chuckled. "Well, I can see you're tired young one, so I'll leave you for the night."

"Wait, you can sleep on my bed, I will sleep on the couch."

She suddenly looks up at me and reluctantly says:

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Why would you do that." She asks curiously.

"Because I want to."

I lead her to my bedroom, gently place her on the bed, put the blanket over her and tiptoe my way out, turning off the lights after.

"Good night, sleep tight." I whispered, standing in the door.

"Mmmm." She said, turning around and letting the sleep take over her to magical lands.

I close the door and walk downstairs, grab a blanket and a pillow then slouch on the cou-

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