Just... Leave Me Alone!.. Please!

by kittyhasnosoul

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Daring Do, Random, Seabreeze
Length: 993

Rainbow Dash won't leave Daring Do alone. What will she have to do to get some time to herself?

Rainbow Dash won't leave Daring Do alone. What will she have to do to get some time to herself?

Alternate titles: Let Me Sniff Your Mane, Seabreeze's Brief Appearance that could of been cut out completely, Daring Do In Space, Daring Do and the Attack of the Creepy Fangirl.

Published 2014-03-22 04:50:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-22 04:50:04 UTC

Just... Leave Me Alone!.. Please!

Daring Do ducked, hiding under a mushroom that was just the right size for a pony to hide under.

"Daring, where are you, Daring?" A cracking, tomcoltish voice called out from a few feet away, causing Daring Do to cringe.

Rainbow Dash had been searching for Daring Do for two hours now, and Daring Do had been hiding from her under a bright red mushroom.

Rainbow Dash trotted past the mushroom, oblivious to the gray maned pony underneath the plant, and Daring Do sighed with relief.

That relief only lasted a few moments.

"Hey, Daring Do!" Rainbow Dash said enthusiastically, she was sitting on top of the mushroom, looking down at Daring Do with a grin.

This was a time where Daring Do would rather have Auhizotel be searching for her than that cyan and rainbow hued devil...

Daring Do frowned, then got out from under her mushroom, and said with her head to the ground in shame, "What do you want?"

Rainbow Dash grinned widely, "Well, to start with, I would like an autograph, a lock of your hair, a feather from your right wing, your soul, you, a one year subscription to your books, and--"

Daring Do flared her wings, ready to attack, then shouted with all of her strength and courage, "Leave me alone!"
Then, she took off, flying as fast as she possibly could.

Daring Do wasn't an expert on flying, she did most of her work on hoof, thus making flying away from Equestria's best flyer a challenge.

Rainbow Dash eventually caught up to her, "Why are you running away?" She asked, barely flapping her wings in the process.

Daring Do shrieked at the sight of the cyan mare, then flapped her wings rapidly in attempt to fly past the other Pegasus.

She saw a hollow tree, and grinned evilly, this would be her chance to escape.

The gray-maned Pegasus flew downward, as soon as her hooves hit the dirt ground, she galloped towards the hollow tree.

She climbed inside the tree, and to her luck, there was nopony inside.

As so she thought.

She heard buzzing, then a few high-pitch voices.

It was a small space, so it couldn't possibly be anything more than a fly...

She rapidly spun around in the small space, trying to search for any sight of anyone or anything.

Then, out of nowhere, a pink and blue creature with transparent white wings appeared.

Daring Do was shocked, she had never heard nor seen this type of creature before, but it appeared to be a small pony with butterfly-like wings.

The creature's eyes were wide as he studied every aspect of the Pegasus mare before him.

He cleared his throat, then said in a very high-pitch voice, "Daring Do?"

She grinned sheepishly, then nodded her head slowly, "Y-you can talk?.."

Seabreeze grinned, then began to fly quickly around Daring Do in amazement, "My children love your books!" He said in his usual high-pitch accent.

And then, causing both of the ponies to cringe, a voice called out from afar, "Daring, I think you left your hat here! Daaaring?"

Daring Do then realized she had dropped her hat when she tried desperately to get away from Rainbow Dash the first time.

She waved 'bye' to the blue and pink creature, saying, "I gotta run now. See you later, what was it?"

"Seabreeze."

Daring Do shook her head, then crawled out of the tree.

Standing before her was a cyan mare with a frazzled rainbow mane, and a creepy wide grin upon her muzzle.

"Hey, Daring Do! Why do you keep running away?" She asked in a tone that caused Daring Do to back up a few steps, almost crashing into the hollow tree behind her.

"Uh..." Daring Do muttered nervously, looking left and right for a place to escape too.

Rainbow Dash frowned, "Why are you running away from me?" She asked, curling her bottom lip, then taking a few steps forward towards Daring Do.

Daring Do sighed, giving in, "Just.. tell me one thing you want, then you leave. Deal?"

Rainbow Dash grinned, "Okay!"

She thought for a moment, then she had made her decision.

"I want to sniff your mane."

"Excuse me?" Daring Do asked with a shocked face, backing up further.

Rainbow Dash's grin faded into a small, still creepy, smile.

"I want to sniff your mane, then I'll leave you alone."

Daring Do ran into the hollow tree behind her, then said nervously, trying her best to pull off a obviously fake smile,
"..W-why?"

Rainbow Dash's grin came back, this time much less creepy, but it still felt like the most scariest thing in Equestria to the gray-maned Pegasus.

"Well, your mane must smell really good.."

Daring Do's eyes widened, then she did the first thing that came to her mind.

Fly away.

She flew up, away from the cyan nightmare, as far as she could.

She could of been flying for hours, but she didn't notice, nor care. She just wanted to get away from Rainbow Dash.

Eventually, the ground she once stood on no longer was visible.

In fact.. she could of sworn that everything went dark just then..

Wait, was she flying up, or down?

She stopped flying, then looked around her.

There were little spots of light surrounding her, they looked like.. stars.

The thing that caught her attention the most was the giant, blue white and green ball that was beneath her.

She just flew up to space.

Daring Do gasped for breath, suddenly realizing that she could no longer breathe.

.........Well, at least she was far, far away from Rainbow Dash.

At last, she had a moment to herself.

And then Rainbow Dash appeared, hovering next to her.

"Hey Daring Do! How about that thing you said about letting me sniff your mane?"

Daring Do had a heart-attack.

Author's Note

Awh they died together <3 #truluv