Once Upon a Time twilight was in Ponyville reading stuff...or whatever. She was the princess and celestia's faithful student. meanwhile.
it was a guy who was an alicorn. his parents just died straight in front of him. "Noooooooooooooooooo" tha alycorn said all edgy and dark. His name was xXx 360yoloswagdarkwingbestocevar420blazeitxXx he was the seventh element of harmony even though he looked like shit. Like really. Imagine a pony then imagine it being painted by a colorblind artist who used black and red and just splattered it every where and then took a crap on it. Yes he looked that bad. But he was special because umm....alicorn that's the seventh element of harmony even though it doesn't exist. He looked up and said in edgy emo way. " I w1ll 3vrgnge u and 1 wil defet al evil I in wirld." He then became majestic as fuck and took off. He created da universe and pretty much everything. Somewhere in the universe that he thinks he knows Lauren Faust face palmed at his existence. Like why did he exists what could he do he's so OP.
twilight was with her friends except for pinkie pie who said she had to help her other friends. Rainbow dash was talking to appledash and rarity was being a bitch. (Not really.)
Then the sky had a shadow upon it. The sound of fapping filled the air and a alycurn was seen.
"Girls look! A new alic-wait why does it look so edgy." The mane 5 turned their heads to see a alicorn appear. His horn was very sharp and twilight was the first to talk.
"Umm...good afternoon my name is-"she was cut off by a hoof closing her mouth.
" sut op I r in ned of finding mrh perrnts murdurer." Nopony understood what just came out of his goth mouth.
"Umm.....okay."
"Dase I cun du sanic raunbom beter teun u."
"Oh really?" No one questioned how dash understood.
"Rly!!!"
He took off and flew and did a sanivc runbom and everypony had tears rolling down their face over how edgy it was. He then cam down wirh dash jaw opened.
"Se I told u I cun du beter thun u." He was that bad. Fapping filed the air again and celestia was next to him.
"I'm afraid your going to -"
"Sut op I um xXxyoloswagbestaluckrnocevar360noscope420blazeitfagit und u wil obe meh!"
Just as okay who wrote this piece of crap. Toxic man0248 later died out of writing this and got alucronitist a disease which gave him dry balls. Both of them fell off. He died in the hospital bed.
Just as he said that spaghetti levels rose. And spaghetti monster and anons started attacking and masturbating. The anons came from all sides and all ofc them kept saying. "I want to cum inside(insert pone name here.)!"
The spaghetti then rained from the sky. Discord lost his power because I don't know logic?
XXxX720rtuckshutnosupealucorndarknesswaggerawesomeneessxXx420bluzeitfegitdogemichvassdrupdubsteppe then looked down and saw his art. He pulled out his Johnson but...Their is one they fear. When equestria would spill in blood. Nopony wanted to believe. Believe they could exist. But when the truth finally dawned it dawned in fiyaaa. In equestria they are ponekin OCborn. Then littlepip,fluffepuff,snowdrop,button's mom,nyx,and pinkemina then entered the battlefield with a badass entry. (It was better than 420xXx swagmcdar-words-entry.) They came in and rain dropped from the sky showering our heros as theg looked at his evil spawns he created. Then pinkie pie came out of nowhere with two friends!
"Cimichanga!"
"On the ground now!"
Deadpool and wolf from payday 2 joined the battle as well. They then looked at each other knowing that this will be there last battle and lauren faust would legt them join her in her palace in the sky. In perfect synchronized running they fought with the strength that no army has seen. Deadpool sliced the anons with clean cuts in every hit. Flufflepuff summoned chrysalis to fight amongst her side while fluffe ate the spaghetti monsters. Snowdrop well you probably already know how she killed them. The light bringer, pinkie, and wolf were surrounded by anons. Wolf then went apeshit on them and used his m269(or whatever) and put the anons down and so did pinkie and littlepip. The light bringer shot down every spaghetti monster that was seen while pinkie pulled out a death machine and started firing rounds into the enemies. Shells popped into the air and many bullets came out making the crimson river which was also causes by nyx using a chainsaw.
They finally found XXxXswagmcswegalycunntyolo420blazeutfegutlololtrollrobloxiscoolminexraftsucks420nuscopexXXxX.
He sat in his throne made of his victims. He had ebony armour on. "U r not OCburn."
"We are." Snowdrop said who was facing the opposite direction.
Then he was having a heart attack over the cutness.
"Nows our chance." They ran to him but he had a force field around him.
"Huahah I r wit furc feld." But as if god called upon the fittest. Wolf tackled through the force field and hold his neck while he was dangling into the hole to generation 3 of my little pony.
"WOLF!!" Pinkie yelled. Wolf turned and waved a hand before he would go to gen 3.
"Ful u thik I wkll go tu gen 3!?" Then hitler came and joined wolf and helped him as they all got pulled into the portal that was the portal to generation 3 of my little pony.
Equestria remembered it's heros but also remembered the two that sacrificed themselves to salve equestria. These two were known as wolf and hitler.
"And that's how I got the idea for a creepy clown mask." Said wolf.
"What..." hoxton was confused over what has been heard.
"I don't even." Dallas didn't think losing more brain cells would help.
"Wolf. Just.no." chains said.
"Wolf just rob the bank." Bain also had the same thought as dallas.
Wolf simply smiled knowing he will soon come back to equestria.
Author's Note
Today I learned what happens when I take su muce kush und 420 blaze it. Also in case your confused.
Story:
Normal day
Alicorn faget comes to Ponyville
He summoned anons from 4chan and reddit and spaghetti
OCborns comes to save the day. (OCborn heheheh skyrim reference.)
Wolf and hitler sacrificed themselves to save poneland.
Wolf tells story to his crew
???
Profit
Also make sequel if good enough for juses
