The Object

       Inside the box was a cube-like object and a letter. It said "Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start." "How in the world would the Konami code help me with this damn thing?" Jared thought. The object looked just like a rubix cube, that didn't turn. Confusion now completely over took him. And so did curiosity. He looked everywhere on the object for something on the object. Anything. Then he found a slot. Like a coin slot. One of his most prized things in the world was a bit. A real golden bit. He took the coin out of it's casing, and put it in the slot. the impossible happened.

The top of the object opened. Revealing a piece of smooth rounded glass. Through the glass said "PUT EYE SAMPLE HERE." Jared was no longer confused or curious. He was scared. A object he found in the mail took the best thing he held dear and now it wanted his eye to go up against the glass. He refused. Now some words appeared. "ACTIVATING SELF DESTRUCT MECHANISM IN TEN SEC." Jared quickly put his eye against the glass. "TAKING SAMPLE. TAKING SAMPLE. SAMPLE TAKING COMPLETED." Now the unthinkable happened. A NES controller appeared. But it was different. It was like a hologram. So he pressed the most famous codes in all of video game history on the controller. Then everything...went...black.