The Object

by Dark System

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 819

It was a long, bad, strange, boxes from different dimensions day for Jared.

Middle-aged Jared was just waiting for the mail when something happened that made him never be the same again. When we receives the mail he notices a strange box that would become the best thing that has ever happened to him. However things got more weirder as time went on.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-22 06:55:38 UTC

Chapter 1

       It was a long day for Jared. Although he was a good guy, odd things had been going on. The most major thing causing his life to be tough was the fact that he was a brony. But he was damn right happy when he found out about the show and the fandom. He was happy, well on days not like these. He was smart, caring, and do anything to help see a smile on someone's face. Well he was made to eat those words as that everybody that knew he was a brony, pretty much got a smile on there face's when they were beating him up.

So When he was waiting for the mail one day, as he usually does, he noticed that the mail was exactly 15 minutes late. Exactly 15 minutes late. Jared was vary smart especially when comes to science and math. So when the mail delivery is Exactly 15 minutes late. However this didn't bother him vary much, although this happens once in a blue moon.

So when he got the mail, he took it inside. he had a bunch of boxes, papers and other stuff he did/didn't want. However one piece of mail was...unusual. It was small, heavy, and said "Dear Jared, open the box we'll explain everything. Sincerely, M6." Jared was confused as he dropped everything and opened the box.

Chapter 3

Do you know that felling? That felling that tells you that the best thing that can happen to you would change your life forever? Well for Jared, it was being a pony. He always wan't to roam around Equestria. He wanted to fell...free. His life was...OK. It wasn't great and it wasn't bad. But to know that something you know is the best thing that can happen to you, you want it more than anything.

Jared always took thing and turned them into something better. But being a pony was already good enough.

He then woke up from his mind explosion. Reality began to put him back on his feet. His feet. His feet didn't move. In fact he couldn't move at all. But Jared didn't freak out. He has experienced this before. It happened on night when he woke up from his slumber. He couldn't move. He knew that this happens when you wake up and your brain thinks your still asleep. So he then fell asleep again and everything was fine. So Jared decided to do the same. It didn't work. But he then got felling of his head and now his arms. Then his hand. Or what it was. It was a hoof. He shook his head, but his hand was a hoof. He got felling of his body and he realized that the best thing that he could have wished for was true. He stood up, easily. He looked like his own O.C.  He had a green coat. Blue eyes. Cyan colored hair with a red stripe. Red glasses. And wings, so he was a pegasus. His cutie mark was the D-Pad on a NES controller. Then Twilight Sparkle greeted him with a calm hello. "Why, it's a pleasure to meet you Twilight." Jared said.

"So about you here. We need your help, Jared."

"Why, what's going on?'

"Well first, this isn't the dimension you would expect."

"Why, what do you mean?"

"Take a good look at yourself."

Jared took a look at his body. "BLOODY HELL'S BELLS! WHAT THE FUCK?" Jared screamed.

Chapter 2

       Inside the box was a cube-like object and a letter. It said "Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start." "How in the world would the Konami code help me with this damn thing?" Jared thought. The object looked just like a rubix cube, that didn't turn. Confusion now completely over took him. And so did curiosity. He looked everywhere on the object for something on the object. Anything. Then he found a slot. Like a coin slot. One of his most prized things in the world was a bit. A real golden bit. He took the coin out of it's casing, and put it in the slot. the impossible happened.

The top of the object opened. Revealing a piece of smooth rounded glass. Through the glass said "PUT EYE SAMPLE HERE." Jared was no longer confused or curious. He was scared. A object he found in the mail took the best thing he held dear and now it wanted his eye to go up against the glass. He refused. Now some words appeared. "ACTIVATING SELF DESTRUCT MECHANISM IN TEN SEC." Jared quickly put his eye against the glass. "TAKING SAMPLE. TAKING SAMPLE. SAMPLE TAKING COMPLETED." Now the unthinkable happened. A NES controller appeared. But it was different. It was like a hologram. So he pressed the most famous codes in all of video game history on the controller. Then everything...went...black.