The Gamer, The Rebel Maverick and the Farmer
Oh boy was today long. Zero used to be a maverick and later a maverick hunter. He decided to live with me for some reason, like adventure outside of fighting. I am just practicing my abilities. I wear these bracelets on my arms, one red on my left, for offense, and a blue one on my right for defense. I have every ability any fictional character has. Apparently, that doesn't work on My Little Pony Friendship is Magic characters. I guess that means they're real, or maybe there's a malfunction.
After we walk to the house we find a box labeled "Get her from government eyes." We brought the box inside as soon as possible. We opened the box and we find who I consider best pony, Applejack, afterwards everybody in the room screamed and I fainted from excitement.