My name is Drake McMillan.

I am a brony.

Not a hardcore fan by any perception of the word, but I do enjoy the show from time to time. The episodes are either a hit or miss for me, which is understandable considering the demographic they're aiming for. It's really not the best show in the world, in fact some episodes are so utterly terrible that I can't sit through the first five minutes without stopping completely!

So seriously fate.

Isn't that enough reason NOT to throw me into Equestria?

Author's note: CANCELED! Nobody wanted this, nobody likes this and seriously, I have better stories in me to write.