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The Only Element He Needs

by Flint Sparks
Too many Seventh Elements are breaking apart the multiverse, and it's up to Chuck Norris to defeat them all!

Many ponies claim to be the Seventh Element of Love/Honor/Fluffy Kittens/Whatever, all in the name of superficial love and glory. Many seek to fight monsters, to claim famous mares as their lovers, or to just stroke their egos. Enough for the Powers That Be to notice.

Chuck Norris is not happy.

Chuck Norris is going to slap roundhouse kick a filly.

Incredible thanks to Regidar and ThatOneWriter for helping me out by prereading it!

Special thanks to Manes for giving me the inspiration I needed to finish this!

Teen
Complete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Human
Comedy
Random
Adventure
 
MOO

9662 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
Download:textHTMLePUB

5 Chapters:

  1. Hell Is Other Jerks. 2014-03-22 11:22:20 UTC
    1222
  2. The Power Is Yours! 2014-03-22 11:23:23 UTC
    2179
  3. Lock and Load, Baby! 2014-03-22 11:25:03 UTC
    1492
  4. Enter the Elements. 2014-03-22 11:25:55 UTC
    1762
  5. Return of the Pony. 2014-03-22 11:26:51 UTC
    3007