(Crossover with D&D)
I have conquered an entire plane of existence in a matter of hours. I've killed dragons the size of small mountains. I even built an entire demi plane to live on. I have even met, and fought with gods. I have a pile of gold the goes more than ten feet into the air. Even with all this power and money, I still can't take over this plane. These damn horses just won't die! May the gods help me, I will take all the money this plane has to offer, willing or not!

Special thanks to Abcron for pre-reading.

Also, that name at the top of each chapter is the speaker, it will change from chapter to chapter.