My Daughter, My Hero

by Super Trampoline

Rating: everyone
Tags: Rainbow Dash, Other, Human, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1068

Rainbow Dash’s father Johan Kodachrome first examines the legal aspects of his daughter’s legal fight to marry a human, Rasheed Gupta. Then, more importantly, he examines what Rainbow means to him.

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In this essay, first published in the Cloudsdale Post-Dispatch and reprinted with permission here, Rainbow Dash’s father Johan Kodachrome first examines the legal aspects of his daughter’s legal fight to marry a human, Rasheed Gupta. Then, more importantly, he examines what Rainbow means to him.

This story doesn't have Firefly in it, but that picture is too freaking adorable not to use.

Published 2014-03-22 22:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-01 04:55:34 UTC

~The Cloudsdale Post-Dispatch~

~The Cloudsdale Post-Dispatch~

2 bits, more where posted 46 pages, Friday 12d 7m, 1567

Editorial

My Daughter, My Hero

On the eve of a historic American court ruling of great importance to both Earth and Equestria alike, Johan Kodachrome reflects in this exclusive piece on the pony who finds herself at the center of it all, his daughter Rainbow Dash.

The Rainbow family has always been frank and to the point, so no burying the lede: my daughter is most likely getting married.

Unless you have been living under a rain cloud, you are probably aware that Rainbow Dash has been dating a human, Rasheed Gupta, for a year and a half now. They are engaged, but she cannot legally marry him, at least in Equestria. We hope this changes soon on Earth. A group known as the ACLU is suing the United States government on behalf of the pair, and the case is currently being heard by the Supreme Court, the highest law of this man’s county.

I have faith that this ACLU group knows what they are doing; as I understand it they have been instrumental in improving civil rights in America. The case itself hinges on whether Rainbow can legally be considered a person under United States law. If she can be, then there should be no further obstacles between her, Rasheed, and a marriage license. That is, assuming she can tear herself away from all the talk shows she constantly appears on.

It seems—at least from Rainbow’s letters and what I read in the paper—Equestria in some ways has more open and accepting social views than the United States. However, I am afraid that at the upper echelons, our court system is hopelessly antiquated, packed as it is with all those stuffy bourgeoisie unicorns. Inasmuch, the couple was advised to pursue legal action in Rasheed’s home country. Should they win this case (And again, my sources suspect it is in the bag.), their marriage would automatically be recognized in Equestria. This is thanks to the precedent set by the 1322 case Grizelton vs. Trottingham Medical Holdings, where a griffon sued for family visitation rights to his dying wife. I hope Rainbow needn't worry about that scenario for many decades to come. Besides, she wants to get married as a matter of devotion and pride, not finances and other marriage perks.

But enough legal talk. You didn't buy this paper to hear me prattle on about otherworldly laws. You bought it to read the comics, the sports section, your horoscope, and most importantly, what the father of one of Cloudsdale’s most famous native daughters has to say about her. I aim to deliver.

Rainbow Dash met Rasheed Gupta while on a goodwill tour of American military bases with the Wonderbolts. He tried to break up a bar fight between her and some anti-equinists, and ended up with a cast and (eventually) a new fillyfriend.

Again, I’ll be frank and to the point: I can’t say I fully understand her decision. Her colt, nay, boyfriend Rasheed has been nothing but polite the few times I have met him, but he is still a human. And humans are queer creatures, to put it nicely. But just because I don't understand Rainbow's decision, doesn't mean I don't support her. Everything she does, she does with heart, and I know a decision this important is no different. If, after almost eighteen stress-filled months, she is still sure loves this man (As a side note, one of the many observations I have drawn from the experience is that saying "man" instead of "stallion" never ceases to be weird.), then who am I to doubt her. So am I proud of her for pursuing this? You bet. I couldn't be prouder.

Rainbow Dash has always been loyal to herself, first and foremost. That may sound selfish, but it’s not, because at her very center are her relationships with her friends. When she follows her heart, it indubitably means she’s following her friends. It is no surprise to me that the Element of Loyalty picked her to imbue its power to, because Rainbow Dash embodies this selfless dedication to friendship and duty so well.

One does not easily become Rainbow’s friend. Rasheed’s first encounter with her ended with a fractured fetlock (roughly what humans call the wrist.). Certainly, one thing I must fault her for is her excessive distrust of unfamiliar figures. But should you prove yourself trustworthy, you will find yourself with a fierce friend for the long haul, perhaps even for life. Of course, if Rainbow and Rasheed are indeed meant to be beloveds, then I do not doubt Rainbow Dash will be unabashedly true to him. Pursuing their ability to marry is surely but one way she shows this dedication.

Would you believe me if I told you my little Dashie's first word was "awesome"? I hope not, 'cause it's not true (It was "fly".). Yet, since she first learned what it means to be awesome, she has striven to live up to the word. From her first sonic rainboom, to helping defeat Nightmare Moon, to her revitalization of the Wonderbolts, Rainbow has always been loyal to her dreams of greatness. But while she has never been one to shy away from accolades, all these things she did to help others: the rainboom to stand up for her best friend (and future bridesmaid) Fluttershy, the assumption of the Element of Loyalty to save the world, and the scrubbing of the tarnished aerial unit for the sake of its remaining honorable members. Paving the way for more marriages like hers is just the latest in a long line of great feats of selfless loyalty.

Rainbow Dash reminds me that there are few things more important than following your heart. She is my daughter, and I will always love her. But even more than I love her, I admire her. Rainbow, no matter what happens in the court room next week, you're already my hero. Stay awesome, Squirt.

Johan will be signing copies of his daughter’s book Flying High: My Life as a Wonderbolt, this Sunday 14d 7m* from 11am to 2 pm, at the Trader Shiloh’s Bookstore, 573 Flower Airway, Cloudsdale.

Editor’s Note:
*For the humans who may be reading this, that is to say, the fourteenth day of the seventh moon, or approximately July 14th.