It is currently summer, and the world is on vacation. Flitter and Cloudchaser are long gone somewhere overseas and Rumble is currently drowning himself in ice cream at grandma's house. With five weeks of leisure comes five weeks of boredom. And with boredom comes desperation, and an acceptance of things one usually wouldn't do.

Like, for example, offering to rub one out in a cup for money. Thunderlane never though he would do that, but here he is, doing just that. And if things are going as they currently are, he could buy out Sweet Apple Acres and give it right back to the Apple Family, just because he could.

But maybe he should've asked for some credentials or licenses before he signed the paperwork…