Equestria's Pony Meat Business

"I solemnly swear not to be scared at the prospect of being doubly mared."

"I solemnly swear not to be scared at the prospect of being doubly mared."

"I solemnly swear not to be scared at the prospect of being doubly mared.”

Twilight Sparkle awoke disoriented and confused. Wait… That was her name right? Where was she? What is going on? She had no memories to work with besides her name and the burning desire to learn more about, well, everything.

She was in some sort of cave with a pool of water in the center of it. Around the pool there were cages big enough to fit about seven ponies comfortably. Twilight wondered what those were for.

“I solemnly swear not to be scared at the prospect of being doubly mared.”

Who was saying that? Was it her? No she was her. So who could that voice be?

Looking around the cave she could see clones of herself. She counted them in her head quickly.

444, 445, 446…450 purple alicorns princesses, just like herself. All of them had a look of confusion on their faces, as if they had been given a sudoku puzzle without any clues and been told to figure it out.

There were more than just clones of herself though. Ponies of every size and shape just stood around the pool looking dazed, except for the pink ones which were jumping up and down chanting “Fun fun fun" over and over again. It gave Twilight a headache, if Twilight really was her real name.

Twilight saw that one of her clones had on a tiara and seemed to be giving orders to the other clones.

“Just one more batch guys and then we can move out with this shipment,” she Said. “Perfect. We are almost ready to ship these ones off to the factory to be sorted. Then my job will be done.”

Twilight knew what these words meant, but she didn’t know what she was saying. “Shipment? Factory? Sorted?” What on earth was she talking about?

She finally decided to ask her a question. She trotted over to the Twilight wearing the tiara and asked.

“Where are we? What are we doing here? Why don’t I have any memories. What’s a shipment? What-“

The Twilight in the tiara, (aka) the real Twilight, shook her head.

“Just wait until I use the memory spell. It's easier that way. But before I do that, I've got to make sure every pony is safely constrained.”

She focused her magic and before any of the clone ponies could do anything, they were thrown flank first into the cages.

“Sorry about this, but sometimes you meat ponies run away, some of you more than others.” she said eyeing a rainbow maned one. “Now I’ll cast the memory spell on a few of you so you can be high enders. I wish the mirror pool would copy memories too, but it can’t be helped.”

The tiara-wearing Twilight's horn glowed a dark purple as she strained to transfer the memories to the pony clones.

All of the memories came rushing back to Clone Twilight. Twilight's childhood, her time in Ponyville and everything else that made Twilight, Twilight. As well as the memory of how the ponies of Equestria got into the pony meat trading business.

***

It all started about two years ago.

Celestia and Twilight were in Canterlot staring into the portal they had opened just two nights before. Celestia had invited Twilight to investigate with her and Twilight was a little nervous about her first official mission with the princess.

“Remember Twilight” said Celestia, “the Equestrian recession has gotten even worse ever since the Griffin Kingdom increased their tariff. If we want to make any improvement in our economy, we must secure new trade partners. Whatever creatures lie beyond this portal, we must be sure to make a good first impression.”

“I know, Princess.” said Twilight.

“After you, Twilight.” said Celestia.

Don’t blow it, she thought to herself. Prove to Celestia that she didn’t make a mistake of choosing you to be a princess.

She took a step inside.

She and Celestia found themselves in a darkly lit room. Summoning circles and runes, although poorly drawn, scattered on the floor. The smell of candles lit the air…

As well as the smell of around 100 sweaty humans.

Twilight recognized them as human, although they didn’t seem to have the same color scheme as the ones she saw at that high school.

Their faces lit up as they saw Celestia and Twilight. They beamed down on the two ponies as if they were pieces of meat.

“Hello, my name is Celestia and this is Princess Twilight Sparkle. We are here to-“

“Oh wow it really worked.” said one of the humans.

“Sunbutt and Purple Smart are here!” cried another.

“Wow they are sexier than I thought they’d be.” yelled the third.

“Look at Celestia’s ass. Its as big as I always dreamed it would be.”

“I want to cum on her.” said one particularly disgusting one.

“Excuse me?” said Celestia, mouth slightly agape.

“Dat, maw.” said another human

“I bet her meat tastes great.”

“Wait on eating her would you? I want to pound her royal ass.”

“Twilight looks good too.”

“Fuck yeah, purple smart has the best pussy.”

“Somebody hold them down.”

Twilight and Celestia exchange glances and then took a step back out of that portal so quick that the humans didn’t even get the chance.

Twilight and Celestia were quiet for a bit before they broke down laughing over the ridiculousness of the situation.

“Well. That's an interesting universe.” said Celestia regaining her royal composure. “Did they seriously open a portal just to have the chance to have sex or eat us?”

“Dragons do claim that ponies are the tastiest creature in the land,” laughed Twilight. “They probably can’t get through the portal, since it's designed for ponies, but we should close it just in case some unsuspecting pony walks in there.”

“Agreed,” said Celestia. She got ready to cast a spell to seal the portal.

“Wait,” cried one of the voices from the other side of the portal. “We’ll pay boatloads of money just to have Twilight come back and suck our dicks.”

“And possibly be our dinner,” said another.

“You idiot! You are going to scare them away,” said the first voice.

Twilight stuck out her tongue in disgust.

“How much money?” asked Celestia cautiously.

“Princess! You can’t be serious!” said Twilight.

“I want to find out how much we are worth in that dimension,” said Celestia “As a Princess you must never give up a business deal until you know what the other side is offering.”

“We’ll pay you her weight in gold,” said one of the humans.

“Wow,” said Twilight.

“That’s a lot of bits…” said Celestia calculating it in her head “Too bad what they were asking for was insane, if only ponies were mass producible...

Twilight had a moment of genius.

“Princess Celestia. Remember when I told you about the mirror pool?”

“Yes.”

“Well, what if we sold these guys our mirror clones. Its not like the mirror clones are real ponies. We could make so much money that the Equestrian economy would be booming again in no time.”

Princess Celestia thought it over.

“This is the second strangest business deal I’ve had to think about in all my time as Princess.” She said. “But it makes good business sense…”

Twilight and Celestia walked through the portal again.

“So, how would you guys like to have as many ponies as you want?” said Celestia.

The crowd of humans went nuts shouting about which pony they would want to do what with.

“I think we are in business Twilight.”

***

After initial negotiations, Twilight found out that there was a show about her and her friends from Equestria in the human world. The humans that had opened the portal, wanted to use particular ponies for all their strange and unusual fetish needs.

Oddly, the most popular ponies were her friends. This meant explaining to them the plan. Telling them about the idea was awkward.

Twilight, of course, was ok with the idea. She had thought it up in the first place.

Pinkie Pie volunteered before Twilight got past the idea that people wanted fuck and eat her. She didn’t even know it was going to be a clone.

Rarity took some convincing, but after explaining how many bits she would get for volunteering, she jumped at the chance.

Applejack being a hard working pony, understood that sometimes to make it by you needed to do a little dirty work. She was in.

Rainbow Dash was so proud that almost all the humans had ordered at least one Rainbow Dash.

“Well of course they would want me.” She said “I am the best after all.”

She joined immediately.

The only one resistant was Fluttershy.

“What if the clone doesn’t want to be a slave for some horrible human? Especially if some of them want to kill her.”

“Fluttershy, I already explained this. The mirror pool ponies are not real ponies at all. After they die their souls go back to the mirror where they came from. If anything, at least they’ll be thankful for a chance to get out of the mirror pool.”

“Well if you say so,” said Fluttershy, "I need the money to feed my animals anyway."

A ton of other ponies in town volunteered to be cloned as well. Twilight was hesitant to let foals volunteer, but was convinced that as long as no harm directly fell on them and as long as the mirror pool where we cloned them remained PG13, it would be fine.

And soon the Equestrian Meat Business was born. Factories soon sprung up all over Equestria that sorted ponies into categories and got them ready for use.

***

The clones in cages began to panic, rattling against their confinements.

“I’m the best flyer in Equestria! I can’t be used as pony meat,” one of the Dashes yelled out.

The real Twilight used a silencing spell on the ponies to prevent them from yelling.

“You all chose this,” said Twilight not showing any emotion. “Now it's off to the factories with you.”

Clone Twilight was scared. Real scared. But she was determined to see this through. If Equestria needed her help she would do anything.

Even if it meant becoming food.

***

There were three uses for the slave ponies.

1. Sex

2. Servants

3. Food

Twilight and the other slaves were loaded up into carts and shipped off to the factory to be sorted and packaged.

Her cage was hard and cold and every once and a while the cart would hit a bump and bruise her soft butt.

She called out to the driver, “Hey you’re going to get in trouble if you bruise me too much. I’m a princess we’re worth twice a regular pony.”

The driver ignored her and continued to drive.

The silence spell had worn off, but none of the slaves were talking besides one of the Pinkie Pie clones, which kept repeating “fun”. This continued till one of the Rainbow Dash had enough of it.

“Oh my Celestia will she ever shut up?” Shouted Rainbow Dash. “I thought we had all of our memories. Why is she still acting like that?”

“She’s a meat pony probably,” said Twilight.

“Huh?”

“Meat ponies or a cheap pony it looks like. They are worth about a 1/8th of one with its memories intact,” said Twilight.

“They get no memories, because they are normally just used for food. Although they are sometimes used for sex too.”

“Ohhhh, so we are one of the expensive ones,” said Rainbow Dash beaming.

“Well that’s a relief.” said one of the Rarity clones. “It would be such a waste to ruin this beautiful body on food.

“Don’t get your hopes up. Sometimes they keep you as a slave for a little while and then eat you when they’re done,” said Twilight.

“Get tired of me? I couldn’t imagine that darling,” said Rarity.

“Um, I kinda have to pee. Is there anywhere I could go?” said Fluttershy.

“I don’t think they have places to pee built into the system Fluttershy,”

said Applejack, “Ya gonna have to hold it or just go on the floor.”

Fluttershy nodded her head saying that she understood and when about her business.

“Fun, Fun, Fun.”

“Well at least she’s having fun.”

The ponies sighed collectively. It was going to be a long night.

***

They were quiet for some time before they finally arrived at the factory. The sounds of buzz saws cutting through pony flank and machinery in the air as it packaged pony meat.

“Here we go,” said Twilight. The new life that awaited her was going to be filled with lust, blood and death, where every day there'd be a chance that she'd either be fucked or die.