Meat Catalogue: Fall Out Special

Fall Out Special:
I bet you thought that the meat business was limited to current equestria. Well you'd be wrong.
You may be asking yourself, is is safe to bring ponies from the future back in time for consumption? Well... we're not sure either but that never stopped us before! (may or may not contain a trace amount of radiation)

Fallout Equestria Pack:
Price 10,000 bits

Time machines aren't isn't cheap, but lucky for you we sell in bulk. Order now and get the original Fallout group for only 10,000 bits! (no caps accepted, prewar money only)

Little Pip
Price: 6000 bits
Qualities
Difficulty: 5/5
Sexuality: lesbian
Obedience: 2/10
Horniness: 7/10
Self preservation: 6/10
Tastiness: 5/10
Brains: 9/10
Virgin: no
Toughness: 10/10
Mental toughness: 9/10
Rads: +2

Skills
Endurance: 5/5
Vaginal tightness: 4/5
Blowjob skills: 2/5
Anal tightness: 4/5
Cooking: 2/5
Special talent: Pip-bucks

Description:
Ah LittlePip, The Light Bringer, the hero of the waste. Who doesn't love LittlePip? I'll tell you who sure does, Homage. She's already pre-ordered four of them.

Anyway she may not be tasty, and she may not give the best blowjobs and being a slave may go against everything she stands for, but come on, she's so cute when she wants to kill you.

Velvet Remedy
Price: 1000 bits
Qualities
Difficulty: 2/5
Sexuality: Straight
Obedience: 8/10
Horniness: 5/10
Self preservation: 5/10
Tastiness: 5/10
Brains: 8/10
Virgin: no
Toughness: 10/10
Mental toughness: 5/10
Rads: +2

Skills
Endurance: 3/5
Vaginal tightness: 5/5
Blowjob skills: 4/5
Anal tightness: 4/5
Cooking: 4/5
Special talent: Singing

Description:
Need some more music in your life? How about a sexy cum bucket/song bird? Velvet Remedy is for you! Just don't eat any of her cooking. Instead roast her beautiful ass on some hot coals and enjoy as she squirms. She gives great head on both boys and girls. And her pussy is yours for the taking. She's not very prone to fighting unless she's upset so she's very easy to manipulate. You can have her singing for hours on end until you finally decide to spit her over an open fire.

Calamity
Price: 1000 bits
Qualities
Difficulty: 1/5
Sexuality: straight
Obedience: 2/10
Horniness: 7/10
Self preservation: 7/10
Tastiness: 7/10
Brains: 3/10
Virgin: no
Toughness: 10/10
Mental toughness: 7/10
Work ethic: 10/10
Rads: +2

Skills
Endurance: 4/5
Penis size: 4/5
Blowjob skills: 2/5
Anal tightness: 2/5
Cooking: 1/5
Special talent: screwdriver and hammer

Description:
Mmm nothing like a traitor to his race on the open fire eh? And the best part is that he is alright with cannibalism already. He voluntarily came to the factory to scavenge for food when we traded his DNA for a couple of caps.

Xenith
Price: 900 bits
Qualities
Difficulty: 2/5
Sexuality: straight
Obedience: 7/10
Horniness: 5/10
Self preservation: 6/10
Tastiness: 6/10
Brains: 6/10
Virgin: no
Toughness: 9/10
Mental toughness: 4/10
Rads: 2+

Skills
Endurance: 5/5
Vaginal tightness: 4/5
Blowjob skills: 3/5
Anal tightness: 3/5
Cooking: 4/5

Xenith is not normally the hugging type, but she'll have no choice with you as her master. Make sure to take advantage of that while you remind her of the horrors of Fillydelphia by raping her daily. Zebra meat is full of protein and makes for a balanced breakfast.

Steel Hooves
[Removed from list due to being full of toxic levels of Rads and general inedibility]

Homage
Price: 1000
Qualities
Difficulty: 2/5
Sexuality: Bi
Obedience: 2/10
Horniness: 10/10
Self preservation: 5/10
Tastiness: 5/10
Brains: 7/10
Virgin: no
Toughness: 6/10
Mental toughness: 10/10
Rads: +2

Skills
Endurance: 3/5
Vaginal tightness: 5/5
Blowjob skills: 4/5
Anal tightness: 4/5
Cooking: 2/5
Special talent: Being a DJ pony

Oh yeah, we got DJ-Pon3 in the house! Unlike other DJs though she's less likely to throw a party and more likely to just start screwing like a mad pony. She likes mares and stallions alike but she especially like a gray mare named Little Pip. Order Homage with your Littlepip and get a 20% discount on both of them!

Fallout New Horizons:
Group Price: 9,000 bits

These ponies know a thing or two about fucking since they do it all the time. I'm sure you must have wanted to strangle at least one of them while reading Project New Horizons so why not buy a couple of them?

Blackjack
Price: 5000 bits
Qualities
Difficulty: 5/5
Sexuality: Sbi
Obedience: 1/10
Horniness: 9/10
Self preservation: 2/10
Tastiness: 6/10
Brains: 4/10
Virgin: no
Toughness: 10/10
Mental toughness: 5/10
Rads: +3

Skills
Endurance: 5/5
Vaginal tightness: 4/5
Blowjob skills: 4/5
Anal tightness: 4/5
Cooking: 1/5
Special talent: Blackjack

Description:
Ah, Blackjack... I know you are reading this. No doubt you are exploring the ruins of my factory and you found this catalogue. No doubt you are disgusted with me, but keep in mind that I have what you desire most.

Peace of mind.

In the center of the factory there is a tiny two way portal. It allows for ponies to send small objects forward or backwards in time, but only if the receiver is on the other end. If you send me the hair of everypony listed on this page in the catalogue, I will clone them and you will find your so called "friends" stored on the second floor in the frozen storage room memories and all. You get your friends and I get their clones. We both win.

Or I guess you could just leave. I'm sure they'll understand why you didn't want them back... you monster.

(Quest: Factory Blues added your your Pipbuck
* Collect DNA from your friends
* optional drop bomb into the portal)

P-21
Price: 1000 bits
Qualities
Difficulty: 3/5
Sexuality: bi?
Obedience: 8/10
Horniness: 3/10
Self preservation: 3/10
Tastiness: 7/10
Brains: 8/10
Virgin: no (he wishes)
Toughness: 5/10
Work Ethic: 4/10
Mental toughness: 5/10
Rads: +2

Skills
Endurance: 3/5
Penis Size: 4/5
Blowjob skills: 5/5
Anal tightness: 4/5
Cooking: 1/5
Special talent: Bombs

Description:
P-21 is already used to the life of the sex slave, he probably won't even notice the difference from living in his old vault. At least now he'll get to try with guys. He's very experienced in the bedroom and will pleasure you in ways that rival Brayburn. Shame that a certain pony let him down. You should have done something.

Morning Glory

Qualities
Price: 1000 bits
Difficulty: 1/5
Sexuality: lesbian
Obedience: 8/10
Horniness: 5/10
Self preservation: 6/10
Tastiness: 5/10
Brains: 8/10
Virgin: no
Toughness: 10/10
Mental toughness: 5/10
Description:

Skills
Endurance: 3/5
Vaginal tightness: 5/5
Blowjob skills: 4/5
Anal tightness: 4/5
Cooking: 1/5
Special talent: Field Medic

Description:
Morning Glory Morning Glory. Idealist are rare in the waste land. Seeing that ideal crushed is even more satisfying. Snuggle up with her in bed and read her a bedtime story or bang her ass doesn't matter to me. You really should have been more protective of her Blackjack.

Rampage:
Price: 4000 bits

Qualities
Difficulty: 1/5
Sexuality:
Obedience: 8/10
Horniness: 5/10
Self preservation: 6/10
Tastiness: 5/10
Brains: 8/10
Virgin: no
Toughness: 10/10
Mental toughness: 5/10

Skills
Endurance: 3/5
Vaginal tightness: 5/5
Blowjob skills: 4/5
Anal tightness: 4/5
Cooking: 1/5

Description:
Ever get tired that your meat eventually runs out or dies? Well worry not, Rampage is an immortal monster. Eat her for hours on end and she regenerates healthy as ever. Great for those of you who have masochistic tendencies love torture, but don't like your victims dying. Just make sure you chain her up good and tight. (warning, regeneration factor is not as good as the original)

Lacunae
Price: 800 bits

Qualities
Difficulty: 4/5
Sexuality: Bi
Obedience: 8/10
Horniness: 5/10
Self preservation: 2/10
Tastiness: 5/10
Brains: 6/10
Virgin: no
Toughness: 10/10
Mental toughness: 6/10

Skills
Endurance: 3/5
Vaginal tightness: 5/5
Blowjob skills: 4/5
Anal tightness: 4/5
Cooking: 2/5

Description:
Knock off alicorn anyone? All the perks of fucking an alicorn without the royalty. Use her as a cum dump because she sure as hell can’t get pregnant. just don’t expect her to taste as good as the princess.

Scotch Tape
Price: 800 bits

Qualities
Difficulty: 1/5
Sexuality: not sure
Obedience: 8/10
Horniness: 5/10
Self preservation: 6/10
Tastiness: 5/10
Brains: 8/10
Virgin: no
Toughness: 10/10
Mental toughness: 5/10

Skills
Endurance: 3/5
Vaginal tightness: 5/5
Blowjob skills: 4/5
Anal tightness: 4/5
Cooking: 1/5
Special talent: Repairing things

Description:
Scotch tape had a hard life, but not nearly as hard as it could be. It sure is hard growing up without a mom or dad. Be her daddy.

Boo
Price: 500 bits

Qualities
Difficulty: 1/5
Sexuality: none
Obedience: 10/10
Horniness: 1/10
Self preservation: 10/10
Tastiness: 5/10
Brains: 1/10
Virgin: yes
Toughness: 10/10
Mental toughness: 5/10

Skills
Endurance: 3/5
Vaginal tightness: 5/5
Blowjob skills: 1/5
Anal tightness: 5/5
Cooking: 1/5
Special talent: nothing

Description:
*Knock-Knock*
Whose there?
Boo
Boo-who?
Stop crying, your life will be over soon.

Great for beginners since she doesn’t really push back against your orders.

Scoodle:
Price: 100 bits

Qualities
Difficulty: 1/5
Sexuality: not developed
Obedience: 8/10
Horniness: 2/10
Self preservation: 8/10 (she wanted to live)
Tastiness: 6/10
Brains: 3/10
Virgin: no
Toughness: 4/10
Mental toughness: 3/10
Description:

Skills
Endurance: 3/5
Vaginal tightness: 3/5
Blowjob skills: 2/5
Anal tightness: 5/5
Cooking: 2/5
Special talent: none

Description:
Such an innocent filly... It's a shame about what happened to her. It's not to late to save her.

Puppy Smiles:
Price: out of stock
Qualities
Difficulty: 5/5
Sexuality: unknown
Obedience: 10/10
Horniness: 1/10
Self preservation: 1/10
Tastiness: 1/10
Brains: 1/10
Virgin: yes
Toughness: 10/10
Mental toughness: 2/10
Rads +30

Skills
Endurance: 5/5
Blowjob skills: 2/5
Cooking: 1/5
Special talent: not known.

Description:
I swear that I didn't lose the Puppysmile clones, they were just sold to one of our many happy customer. That said, if you see a young filly that's asking about her mom and looks like she could be puppy smiles please report her to the factory immediately.

Dizzy doo:
Price: 1 bit
Qualities
Difficulty: 5/5
Sexuality: who cares?
Obedience: 8/10
Horniness: 5/10
Self preservation: 1/10 (she wanted to live)
Tastiness: 1/10
Brains: 1/10
Virgin: no
Toughness: 6/10
Mental toughness: 3/10
Rads +20

Skills
Endurance: 5/5
Vaginal tightness: 1/5
Blowjob skills: 2/5
Anal tightness: 1/5
Cooking: 1/5 (catches fire)
Special talent: Being a clumsy asshole

Description

Why? Why would you want a zombie version of an already horrible pony? It doesn't even make sense, the original was bad enough why did you want a broken version? I mean the fact that she can't talk is an improvement, but come on! Show some decency. She's radioactive as hell and isn't even attractive. Please get this piece of shit out of my factory before she breaks something else.

Author's Note

To celebrate Fallout 4 and Project Horizons ending

This catalogue may or may not exist depending on Blackjack's choice.