Equestria's Pony Meat Business

by The Dark Ghost

Meat Catalogue: The Royal Package

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The Royal Package
The royalty of Equestria. So regal, so majestic. So ready to be whipped under your will. Force the former rulers into their place. Make them lick your boots, use them for show, do your dishes or any sexual favor. When you're bored of them bake their royal plots into cakes. Be warned though, these ponies are difficult to care for, but if you master them you will be rewarded greatly.

Princess Pack: 35,000 bits
Villan Pack: 35,000 bits
Prince Pack 10,000

Celestia 10,000 bits

Qualities
Difficulty: 4/5
Sexuality: [redacted in the name of Equestria]
Obedience: 9/10
Horniness: 3/10
Self preservation: 8/10
Tastiness: 7/10
Brains: 9/10
Virgin: no (how could you be that old and still be one?)
Toughness: 5/10
Mental toughness: 9/10

Skills
Endurance: 5/5
Vaginal tightness: 3/5
Blowjob skills: 5/5
Anal tightness: 4/5
Cooking: 3/5
Special talent: raising and setting the sun

Description:
Princess of the Sun. Princess Celestia has reigned over Equestria for over a thousand years. Gracefully and elegantly she has ruled her kingdom from the Castle of Canterlot. And now she's yours to abuse, rape and disgrace. Force her to be your own personal fuck toy. You don't live over a thousand years without learning to give good head. Make her serve on you hand and foot. And when she's done bake her into a multi layer sun cake. Mmmm, smells like aristocrat.

Luna 10,000 bits

Qualities
Difficulty: 5/5
Sexuality: [redacted]
Obedience: 1/10
Horniness: 9/10
Self preservation: 7/10
Tastiness: 8/10
Brains: 7/10
Virgin: no (Molestia)
Toughness: 8/10
Mental Toughness: 7/10

Skills
Endurance: 4/5
Vaginal tightness: 5/5
Blowjob skills: 2/5
Anal tightness: 5/5
Cooking: 2/5
Special talent: Raising the moon

Princess of the Night. She hasn't had sex in over 1000 years and is itching to be fucked. She needs plenty of training, but once trained she'll make a perfect little sex slave. Her pussy and anus are tight as virgin's making her the perfect fuck toy. If you tire of her pussy a moon cake is a beautiful and tasty alternative. We recommend buying one pre-trained unless you are a professional. A very good pony to add to your collection.

Cadance 10,000 bits

Qualities
Difficulty: 3/5
Sexuality: Straight
Obedience: 7/10
Horniness: 10/10
Self preservation: 8/10
Tastiness: 7/10
Brains: 6/10
Virgin: No (royal duties)
Toughness: 8/10
Mental Toughness: 3/10

Skills
Endurance: 3/5
Vaginal tightness: 2/5
Blowjob skills: 5/5
Anal tightness: 3/5
Cooking: 5/5
Special talent: Spreading "love"

Description:
Cadance is a loving, young, horny, Alicorn princess. She's well practiced in giving blow jobs from practicing on Shinning Armor. She is great to have around on
Valentines Day. Make all your ponies fall in love with you using her alicorn powers. Rumor has it that food baked with her blood acts a love potion. A strawberry Cadance Heart Cake would be the perfect cake for your sweet heart. (We sell those too 100 bits)

Alicorn Twilight (with wings) 10,000 bits

[See page 1]

Description:
All the advantages of having a Twilight with a power boost and wings. Plus you can tell all your friends you have a fancy Alicorn Twilight.

Queen Chrysalis: 20000 bits

Qualities:
Difficulty: 5/5
Sexuality: ???
Obedience: 1/10
Horniness: 7/10
Self preservation: 7/10
Tastiness: 1/10
Brains: 7/10
Virgin: No (mother of many)
Toughness: 8/10
Mental toughness: 9/10

Skills:
Endurance: 4/5
Vaginal tightness: 1/5
Blowjob skills: 4/5
Anal tightness: 5/5
Cooking: 1/5

Description:
Queen Chrysalis may not be the most tasty of ponies, but her shape shifting ability more than makes up for it. Imagine having your favorite celebrities or your childhood crush as your lover only better She's an expert with a cock in her mouth. If you do choose to eat her I recommend using a chocolate ant recipe. (Warning Chrysalis feeds on love)

Nightmare Moon: 9,000 bits

Qualities
Difficulty: 5/5
Sexuality: [Redacted]
Obedience: 0/10
Horniness: 7/10
Self preservation: 9/10
Tastiness: 6/10
Brains: 5/10
Virgin: No
Toughness: 9/10
Mental Toughness: 9/10

Skills
Endurance: 5/5
Vaginal tightness: 5/5
Blowjob skills: 4/5
Anal tightness: 5/5
Cooking: 1/5
Special talent: ???

Description:
Be careful handling Nightmare Moon, she's almost impossible to train. Only use in a dungeon environment. But man is the pussy worth it. When she gets too rowdy, Dark chocolate moon cake is the meal you want to make this bitch into. (comes with restraints made of moon rock)

Blue blood 1000 bits

Qualities
Difficulty: 4/5 (he's so spoiled)
Sexuality: straight
Obedience: 5/10
Horniness: 5/10
Self preservation: 8/10
Tastiness: 6/10
Brains: 3/10
Virgin: yes
Toughness: 2/10
Mental toughness: 1/10

Skills
Endurance: 1/5
Dick size: 1/5
Blowjob skills: 2/5
Anal tightness: 5/5
Cooking: 1/5
Special talent: Being a royal pain

Description:
Lets face it. There is nothing redeeming about this entitled anal retentive jackass. However beating him into submission is fun and sitting on his fat ass has caused him to gain some flavor. Blend him into burger and BBQ for the best results when eating. He is the least expensive of the royal family.

Shining Armor 6000 bits

Qualities
Difficulty: 3/5
Sexuality: straight
Obedience: 7/10
Horniness: 7/10
Self preservation: 4/10
Tastiness: 5/10
Brains: 5/10
Virgin: no (married)
Toughness: 8/10
Mental toughness: 8/10

Skills
Endurance: 1/5
Dick size: 3/5
Blowjob skills: 2/5
Anal tightness: 4/5
Cooking: 1/5
Special talent: being a knight

Description:
Shining Armor is the Prince of The Crystal Empire. He spends his days sucking up to Cadence and now he can spend his days sucking up to you. Very good if you want a guard for your slaves. When you no longer need his services he will gladly cook himself on a grill for you. We recommend him in combination with Queen Chrysalis so that she can feed off his love. If he ever gives you a problem just torture his girlfriend.

Discord 6000 bits

Qualities
Difficulty: 6/5
Sexuality: yes
Obedience: 1/10
Horniness: 7/10
Self preservation: 3/10
Tastiness: 3/10
Brains: 6/10
Virgin: no
Toughness: 9/10
Mental toughness: 8/10

Skills
Endurance: 5/5
Dick size: varies
Blowjob skills: 2/5
Anal tightness: 3/5
Cooking: 4/5

Description:
Some people said it wouldn't be wise to make Discord clones, but what do they know? Discord is the god of Chaos and "Knows how to have fun in bed." However we only recommend him to professionals.

**NEW**
Molestia 11,000 bits

Qualities
Difficulty: 4/5
Sexuality: [redacted in the name of Equestria]
Obedience: 8/10
Horniness: 10/10
Self preservation: 8/10
Tastiness: 7/10
Brains: 8/10
Virgin: Hell no
Toughness: 5/10
Mental toughness: 9/10

Skills
Endurance: 5/5
Vaginal tightness: 3/5
Blowjob skills: 5/5
Anal tightness: 3/5
Cooking: 3/5
Special talent: raising and setting the sun (wink)

Description:
Thanks to the scientific effort of the meat factory, thousands of hormonal injections and a portal to another universe we present our newest product, Princess Molestia. She has all the benefits of the non-rapey Celestia with the benefits of her being horny as hell. Purchase the futa version for a really good time.

Gamer Luna 10,000 bits

Qualities
Difficulty: 5/5
Sexuality: [redacted]
Obedience: 2/10
Horniness: 9/10
Self preservation: 7/10
Tastiness: 8/10
Brains: 7/10
Virgin: no (Molestia)
Toughness: 8/10
Mental Toughness: 7/10

Skills
Endurance: 4/5
Vaginal tightness: 5/5
Blowjob skills: 2/5
Anal tightness: 5/5
Cooking: 2/5
Special talent: Raising the moon and kicking your ass at video games.

Gamer Luna is the little sister of Molestia, she's pretty much identical to her normal Luna counterpart, but she loves video games. If you want a pony to chill, play some games with, fuck and then eat. This is your pony.

The Royal Guards 1000 bits

Qualities
Difficulty: 1/5
Sexuality: [redacted]
Obedience: 10/10
Horniness: 3/10
Self preservation: 6/10
Tastiness: 2/10
Brains: 7/10
Virgin: no (Molestia and the other princesses)
Toughness: 8/10
Mental Toughness: 7/10

Skills
Endurance: 5/5
Vaginal tightness: 4/5
Cock Size: 4/5
Blowjob skills: 5/5
Anal tightness: 4/5
Cooking: 1/5

Ah the royal guards of Equestria, or as I like to call them, the princesseses' royal fuck toys. They are good to put around your house as guard ponies, as as luck would have it, they are very very good at sex. They have to be, thats what their recruited for. (How did you thing Shining armor got with Cadence?) They come in male, female. They can be part of Luna's guard, Celestria's or even Cadence's crystal pony. They are too tough to taste very good, but they are handy to have around to guard the rest of your pony slaves.

**Coming soon**
King Sombra
Unavailable for cloning at this time.


Author's Note

Author's Note:

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