Sluttershy, or 'Flutterslut, The Animal Kingdom's Love Dumpster'

“Eeek! You too! Pervert!!!!” Said Fluttershy, pulling up her tail and cowering behind it. “...So that's why my linens were moved out of the chest and onto the bookshelf! I knew I wasn't crazy!” said Fluttershy, mostly to herself in realization as tears welled in her eyes.

“Wait... Fluttershy, I can explain. I've taken some very elaborate notes and learned a plethora of things about the reproductive habits of several taxa! Your forays into interspecies courtship have been an invaluable asset to science!” said Twilight, clumsily climbing out of the chest and stumbling onto her face.

Pinkie and Twilight both stood next to each other looking horribly guilty as Fluttershy sobbed in embarassment.

Pinkie walked over and comforted Fluttershy.

“Flutters! Please don't cry... I'm sorry we upset you, we wouldn't have ever made fun of you or told anyone about it...

“YOU ALREADY DID TELL SOMEONE YOU IDIOTS! THAT'S WHY THERE'S TWO OF YOU IN MY HOUSE! HOW MANY MORE OF YOU ARE WATCHING?!” she fumed, looking around in paranoia.

“Just us! And I swear! It's not just because it's as arousing as a cream cheese-drizzled peanut butter blowjob to watch your delicate buttery body get ravished by wild beasts, it's because... it's because we want to make sure you're safe while you're doing it!”, said Pinkie, rushing to put her hoof on her shoulder.

“I can handle the animals, it's my life! I dont' need your pervy voyeurism to be safe!!” Fluttershy pushed Pinkie's hoof away, composed herself and looked furiously at Pinkie.

"Fluttershy, there's nothing to be embarassed about...”, said Twilight.

“yeah, and hey, since there's no hiding it from each other now, what if we help each other out!?” said Pinkie excitedly.

“What?” said Fluttershy.

“I mean... when I see the squirrels busting their nuts all over your face, it makes my cunt go conkers!!” Pinkie snorted, “that looks FUN!”

“What Pinkie is trying to ask, Fluttershy, is since you communicate so well with them, so they... are able to help you in this manner... do you think you could talk them into helping me and Pinkie too? I mean you know we all have our cycles sort of synched from all the time we spend together... And there's a glaring shortage of males around here.”

“Yeah, Ponyville's a total Taco fest!” Pinkie added.

Twilight looked at her sideways and back at Fluttershy curiosly.

Fluttershy took a deep breath and composed herself before making her statement.

“Pinkie, Twilight, the animals are not PLAYTHINGS you can BORROW!” she scolded, “They're sentient beings with dignity and they're not to be 'used'. They help me because I help them, because they choose to, They come willingly and consent to it, and I give them a certain allowance of what they can do with me, but I don't tell them to do anything they're uncomfortable with. It's a healthy release of pent up urges for both of us. Now I don't want to sound selfish, but I have a very special communication with these animals and.....Wait... Hold on... what?
Fluttershy was just starting to realize something.

"...You're saying you and some of the others actually want to-- with the animals?" Fluttershy inquired, truly surprised.

"Well, duh! I mean come on! Spring's coming on strong, we're all getting a moist around the muffin!" Pinkie giggled, You show me and Twi how to have some freaky time with your animals in exchange for a double merengue key lime baked fresh for youe very Friday!"

“I can do bookkeeping for you in return!” Twilight beamed.

"I-- I don't know if that's very ethical, to barter something that isn't mine to give for a personal reward-- I'll have to see if the animals would be okay--

"They've said yes. But only if--"

"what?"

"Okay, guilty, after you finished one day I kind of snuck in and sucked off one of your squirrells, just once! And he promised he wouldn't tell. The point is, they're obviously fine with it, he sure was! For a tiny squirrel, he sure was packin' some salt in those nuts!" Pinkie explained, licking her lips at the end.

"I can guess which one it was too. I'll have to have a talk with Nutter-Butter later." Fluttershy said, scowling off to the side.

"Okay, I s-suppose if you two promise not to tell any other pony about this, I can coach you both later and start you off with one of the smaller critters, but only if they fully consent, and if they have say in what to do.”

"Sure, sounds fun! Don't see any harm in that!" said Pinkie with a bright-eyed face. Twilight looked concerned.