Twilight is My Favorite Pet

Pinkie awoke attached to a leash. "Huh, that's weird." She said. A crazy-eyed Twilight Sparkle walked in behind her.

"Hi Fluffles!" She patted Pinkie on the head. "Good girl." She shoved a dog treat in her mouth. "A bit salty, but delicious!" Pinkie yelled, but was hit with a newspaper. "Bad dog, don't howl." Twilight had lost it. Maybe she had taken the pet joke too far, but Pinkie knew Twilight would understand.... Maybe.

Pinkie decided to go along with it. "Time to put on your Prance maid costume!" She pulled out an outfit of a black dress, a white apron, a maid's cap , and four thigh length stockings. "Twilight have you lost your mind?" She asked like an inquisitive five year old. Twilight struggled with her, but eventually got the dress and stockings on. "There. Now for your training." She brought out a book. Pinkie read the title from the floor. "How to Train your Puppy:What You Need to Know" she read out loud, only to be sprayed with a water bottle.

"Sit" Pinkie sat.

"Stay." Pinkie stayed.

"Roll over." Pinkie rolled over.

"Dance with a rubber chicken and a bowl of oatmeal!"

"Oatmeal are you crazy?" Pinkie replied, but was answered with a spray of cold water.

She danced with a rubber chicken and a bowl of oatmeal.

"Play dead." Pinkie got on her back and stood still.

Twilight closed the book. "Gotcha Pinkie!" She said, but Pinkie still just laid there, motionless.

"Pinkie are you okay?" She checked her pulse and found nothing.

"What have I done!" She cried out.

Pinkie all of a sudden flew up and grabbed Twilight's snout

"BEEP!" She yelled, zooming out of the basement, leaving a Pinkie shaped hole in the door.

"SEE YA LATER TWILIGHT SPARKLY PANTS!!!" She yelled from the top of the stairs.

Twilight began to pick up all the stuff on the floor, toys, newspapers, food bowls. She put them in a plastic shopping bag and tied a triple knot.

She trotted up the stairs and put the bag in the trash bin.

Twilight sighed and shook her head.

That was just how Pinkie acted.

                The End.( For realsies this time)