Ponies, victims of the internet.

by chinchilla warrior

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Sex, Spike, Princess Celestia, Main 6
Length: 2715

On a special trip to canterlot twiligt discovers a strange device that allows acess to the internet.

when Twilight visits Celestia for a few magic lessons she discovers a strange device called a "computer" in Celestia's possesion. She then discovers that the computer allows acess to the internet, the largest source of information, and other things. As she takes the computer back to her home in Ponyville to show her friends, nothing can prepare them for the horrors that await them on the internet.

Published 2012-04-16 03:24:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-13 10:44:56 UTC

chapte 1:discovering the internet

It was a normal day in canterlot. The streets were busy with ponies selling fresh produce and canterlot’s most elite and important ponies hurried of to a fancy party or a new art gallery. Twilight noticed these and the many other small things she loved about canterlot. The architecture,the smell coming from the food vendors’ carts,and most importantly the castle. Its expertly designed towers topped with swirling roofs that seemed to pierce the sky in a majestic fusion of color and architecture.

“ Oh there you are Twilight!” Twilight was snapped back into reality by the soft and gentle yet commanding voice. Sh turned to see the tall sun goddess standing a few feet away from her.” Oh sorry princess!” the purple mare replied slightly embarrassed.”I was just admiring the architecture again.”

“Oh Twilight my faithful student you always were the one to enjoy such things. Anyway shall we begin our lessons?” Twilight had forgotten the reason she was in canterlot. She quickly remembered that she was here to get private lessons on some of the more advanced spells in the archive.

“ oh OH! Yes of course princess! Should we go to the castle now?” “Oh of course my prized pupil! Come follow me.” As Princess Celestia led Twilight through canterlot Twilight couldn’t help but wonder what kind of spells she would learn! Maybe an advanced summoning spell, or maybe even that seduction spell spike’s been begging her to learn for Rarity. She giggled at his desperate attempts to get with her.

”Here we are!” twilight had been daydreaming so much she hadn't realized she had gone into the castle and was now standing in front of Celestia’s massive personal library! “Now twilight you may choose any spell in my library and i will teach it to you!”Twilight was overcome with joy! There was so many choices she didn’t now where to start! Then suddenly she say something from the corner of her eye. it looked like a magazine of some sort but, and fist she couldn’t make out what was on the cover. Then she realized what it was and she was overcome with shock,disgust,and confusion!

”PRINCESS WHAT IS THAT!”the purple mare pointed a horrified hoof and the dirty magazine.

”What are you shouting-”her sentence was stopped short when she saw what her student pointed at. Her mouth dropped and she blushed as she quickly shoved the magazine behind her.

”I uh....uh ..uh ...it...was..LUNA’S...thats right she must have left in here!”she said with a fake laugh. “uh I don’t think that was Lun-”
“QUICK LOOK OVER THERE” Celestia interrupted pointing a hoof in the opposite direction.

“What are pointing-”Twilight stopped when she saw it. It was magnificent. A shining silver box of pure technology. Her mouth was wide open as her brain raced with millions of way she could study and learn about such a marvelous piece of technology.

”P-P-Princess what is THAT!” she said pointing to the highly advanced mechanical box. “Oh that's a computer it can go on the Internet.

” Celestia replied trying to hide her “magazines”.

“ The Internet is the largest collection of information in the world.” When these words reached Twilight’s hears her eyes grew wide and her knees wobbly.

“Can I-can I have it?” Twilight asked the princess not taking her eyes off the mechanical marvel.

“Sure,sure we’ll just have to reschedule-” She stopped mid sentence when she realized Twilight was already outside of the castle and galloping towards her home.

“ wait a minute” Celestia thought to herself. “that computer has all of my......OH GOD!” she rushed to the window and yelled

“ TWILIGHT, GET BACK HERE WITH MY PORN!
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Twilight rushed by everypony in Ponyville not bothering to say anything as she was much to excited to talk to anypony, including a very distraughted Rarity who was carrying several shopping bags. As twilight hurried passed her it knocked Rarity of balence sending her toppling down to the dirt road causing her hair to get tangled in a dirty mess. As Rarity looked up to say something she was silenced has a avalanche of bags burried her beneath a pile of cloths, sewing threads, and a very heavy metal sewing machine that landed square on the top of her head. Twilight was to excited to slow down and apologize and in a few moments was hurrying through the front door of the library.

" SPIKE! Spike where are you?" Twilight called out looking for her number one assistant. As she came upstairs she saw Spike sprawled out on his bed with a stream of drool trinkling down from his mouth to his chin. Twilight could faintley hear mumbled words coming from the snoozing dragon in between loud snores. No doubt he's having another "wet dream" about rarity, twilight thought to herself. Twilight lightly kicked him in his side.

" Wake up you perverted dragon" Twilight said loud enough to wake up Spike who was annoyed to have been woken up from his most vivid dream about rarity.

" Geez Twilight! Did you realy have to kick me?'

" Sorry Spike but i need your help setting this up." Twilight said as her horn started to glow with a faint purple light and levitated the heavy computer and an assortment of wires and cables from her saddle bags. Spike sat there with a blank expression on his face as he tried to comprehend what was happening as the wires and cables flew through the air connecting to the wall and the back of the computer in a seemingly random way.

" And how am i gonna help with that?" Spike said still with a blank expression. Twilight looked at him and sighed,

" On second thought why don't you go round up the others. They'll want to be here for this."

" Now THAT I can handle! " Spike replied looking relived after being given this easier task.
As he exited the room Twilight felt relieved in a way that she could be left alone for this task. Spike has always been a handful when it came to chores. He always tried his best but he was just so clumsy! Whether it was a book burned by a sneeze or forgetting to make a checklist, he always seemed to find new ways to mess up. Twilight once tried to raise his intellegence with a spell ,but it seemed to only further his stupidity.Twilight then got lost in her own thoughts and was only snapped back into reality when she heard the library door swing open as spike entered the room followed by Pinkie Pie,Applejack,Rarity,Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy.

" Why did you ever call us here" Rarity said obviously upset about what happened earlier. Twilight straighted up and faced her guests.

"I'm glad you asked Rarity! This Is an invention I picked up from Princess Celestia. It's supposed to be able to connect to a source of almost infinite knowledge!"

" Well shoot Twi that sounds mighty impressive." Applejack said looking over the fancy device.

" Yes, I even set it up in this closet so we could each take turns using it and have our privacy. Now all we need to do is decide who goes first. I think the easiest way-"

" Well i think I should go first considering ONE of us dropped a sewing machine on my head" Rarity interuppted. Twilight blushed as she remembered what had happened earlier that day.

" Well i guess thats okay just go in there and press the big button and click the icon on the screen to begin 'surfing' the internet." Rarity walked in and did what Twilight had told her to. Has she clicked the icon on the screen nothing could prepare her or any of the others for what was to come and has rarity looked through the seemingly endless list of websites she saw one that caught her eye. A seemingly harmless site with a weird little name. It was called rule34.paheal.net.

rarity's tragic experince

Rarity sat there, wondering what this site could be. Rule 34? What could it possibly be? Her curiosity was peaked by this strangly titled link. It could b anything really. The laws of a foriegn land or even some weird store. When she finnaly made the choice to click it she was met with a stange green page with RULE 34 in big letters at the top. She recoiled at the site of the hideous green background. There was a search bar, but Rarity did'nt know what to seach for or even what this site was about.

" Well there's bound to be something on fashion on this ugly green site." Rarity thought to herself clicking on th search bar. She typed 'fashion' into the search bar and hit enter. Then the same ugly background appeared, but with some strange text reading " no images found matching the search criteria."

"oh" She thought to herself " If they dont have any pictures of fashion, then maybe they of pictures of moi" she thought. Shirley they would have images of Ponyville's most glamorous fashion designer. She giggled and blushed at the thought of thousands of pictures praising her for her glamorous dresses and amazing talents. She once more clicked the search bar and typed in ' rarity'. As she hit enter she excpected pictures showing prasing her for her achievments. However we know that's not what happened. We all know the horrors that awated the poor mare the things that would shatter her inoccent mind. The horros that await would be more than th young diva could ever handle. For instead of pictures praising her for her beautiful dresses, there would be pictures depicting her has a crazed mare, craving for the dirtiest and most vile acts of sexual decy.

( MEANWHILE)

" What's taking her so long!" Rainbow Dash said angerily while hovering over Twilight's head.

" It shouldn't take her that long! I need to use that...that...whatever you call it to seacrh some stunts that'll get me into the wonderbolts!" Rainbow Dash had landed and was now angerily pacing the library. Her rainbow mane bouncing with every angry stomp.

" Calm down Rainbow Dash i'm sure she'll be done in a minute just kep calm and-"

"CALM DOWN" Rainbow exclaimed

" How can I stay calm when the Wonderbolts are holding there first tryouts in 10 YEARS! If i don't learn some new stunts now i'll never be have them ready in time and then i'll never be able to join the Wonderbolts and then I'll Be STUCK here with you losers!"

"HEY" Twilight said obviously offended.

" Uh..no offense" She said quickly realizing what she had said.

" Anyway your being peranoid. Your good enough as it is. I mean your the only pony who's preformed the sonic rainboom! They'd be crazy not to let you join."Twilight said being supportive as always.

" Yea i guess you're right, but i'd be nice just to look." Rainbow Dash replied. Feeling a little embarresed Rainbow walked over to the closed sloset door an knocked.

" Hey Rarity! Ya done yet?" Rainbow Dash called.There was no response feeling confused she went to open the door only to be stopped by nonother than Pinkie Pie popping out of no where.

"NO.nononononononononononononono" Pinkie said pushing Rainbow away from the door. " She needs her privacy!

" Um......Okay?" Rainbow Dash said backing away from the Closet door. As Pinkie Pie went into another seemingly endless spasm of random motions and started to explain how " Invading a friend's privacy is the quickest way to lose a friend, FOREVEEEeeeerrrr."
Rainbow slowly started to tune her out as she continued to think more about the computer. She wondered if it really could show her some stunts that would impress the Wonderbolts. She stared past Pinkie and at the closed wooden door, wondering what could possibly be on the internet. Just when her curiosity was about to reach it's limit and she was going to make a break for the door, everypony stopped what they were doing and looked up. The abrubt sound of screaming had interupted Rainbow's and everypony else's thoughts. There fear was only heightend when they realized that the scream came from the closed closet room. And it became obvious, Rarity was the one screaming

Applejack and Rainbow Dash rushed to the door to pry the closet door open but before they could the door swung open, hitting Rainbow Dash on the nose and sending her flying into a bookshelf. Rarity stepped outside of the closet door with a strange look on her face. Her mouth was pulled back in a terrified frown and her pupils were incredibly dialated. She looked over at Rainbow Dash sitting on the floor and her face snapped back to normal.

"Oh sorry Rainbow I didn't see you there! Are you alright?" Rainbow didn't say anything, she just looked at Rarity with her eyes and mouth wide open. Finally She got up and trotted over to Rarity.

" I'm fine but...Are you?" Rainbow said with a now concerned look on her face. Rarity was confused, she had no idea what her dear friend was talking about. She looked around the room and saw all of her friends nervously shifting from side to side on their hooves, they all had the same nervous yet concerned look that Rainbow Dash had. For awhile Rarity stood there looking wondering why her friends were staring at her with such concerned looks. Finnaly she broke the silence.

" Just why is everyone looking at me like that?"

"We're just a little concerned about you. After all that was a pretty loud scream." Twilight said, being the caring friend that she was.

" Scream?" Rarity said confused." I didn't scream." This statment confused the others. They all looked nervously at each other wondering if there could be something seriously wrong with there friend. It was Applejack who decided to try and explain what had happened to there confused friend. She trotted over to here from the opposite side of the room.

" Now litsen sugarcube, You went in there and something made you yell" The worried farm pony put a hoof on her friends shoulder causing Rarity to turn her head to face Applejack.

" Now I know it might be tramitizing but we need to know what happened in there" The caring work horse waited for a reply but Rarity said nothing. Her mouth fell open and her pupils became dialated as thousands of images rushed through her mind forcing her to recall every single pornographic photo featuring her and her innocent,beloved,(and as refered to in the horrid photos) horny friend Applejack. Rarity Fell to the floor with her hooves on her head and screaming, trying to forget the horrible images in her head. Applejack tried to help but it seemed to get worse the closer she got to her. Twilight prepared a spell to help but as soon as she did the screaming stopped. Rarity was lying on the floor her eyes still dialated and now her mouth was pulled back in a terrified frown. AppleJack leaned down to comfort her but when she got close Rarity frantically scoot back on the floor.

" S-stay away from me!" Rarity Said shaking in fear.

"Now listen here! We're your friends!" AJ said moving closer to Rarity." Now let us help you!" AppleJack was moving closer to Rarity. Suddenly Rarity felt worse than before. She felt something forcing it's way up her throught. Images of her and her dear friend AppleJack Doing unspeakable acts of sexual diviency. These memories seemed to force the strange white liquid up her throught past her lips and directly into AppleJack's eyes and face sending her trembling back in shock and disgust. She wipped what she could of the vomit to see Rarity's head hit the floor with a steady stream of the white vomit leaking from her mouth. The ponies gathered Around to see there friend lying there unconcious. There attention was drawn to the closet where the computer was. The scren was blank and the wires were lying strangly far away from where Twilight had origanaly put them.