Chapters My name’s Matt, I’m eight-teen years and two days old and I live in Chur, it’s the year 2015, I’m sitting in my room, in the night, playing the XBOX Two and about to rage.
“Verfickti arschsüle! I werd di no umbringe du arschgsicht!” [Translated : Fuckin ass column! I will kill you, you assface!”]
To make it short, this game does make me aggressive, that’s why I play it always in the night when my parents are asleep, but sometimes I get a bit too loud, and they catch me.
I stand up and shut the console down, going over to my bed and crash on it, falling asleep on impact.
I open my eyes slowly and look at my watch, noticing it’s 7:30AM and I am now missing the first hour of school.
“Isch ja schön.” [Translated : That’s nice.”]
I stand up, make my backpack ready, put some black pants and blue sneakers on and lastly a black jacket.
I check my watch again and notice it’s now 7:41AM
“Verarschisch mi? Isch a doch nid möglich!” [Translated : Are you shitting me? That’s not even possible!”]
I go down and see nobody is there. Also si sind scho weg oder no am schlafe. [Translated : So they’re already gone or they’re sleeping ]
I take off my jacket and throw it to the corner, looking where it landed, nodding then, continuing to walk towards the kitchen.
I go to the fridge and look around, finding nothing special. I close the fridge and walk over to the counter, seeing some cut bread.
I take two pieces and start eating them, checking my watch regularly.
I finish eating the bread, go upstairs, take my backpack and small pocket knife -Better be safe then sorry- and walk to downstairs and up to the door.
I open the door and realize the first thing, I’m not in Chur, I’m not on the ground, I’m floating.
“Das isch nid wahr!” [Translated : “That’s not true!”]
I was thinking I was dreaming, I looked at my nose and started to turn it around, giving me a insane amount of pain, making me realize that this was the real life, and I start feeling the gravity getting easier and easier, until there is no gravity at all.
I breath in and out steadily and look out and see that I’m in space and that I’m breathing even though I’m in space.
"Bin ich betrunke oder uf droge?” [Translated : “Am I drunk or on drugs?”]
I look around and see that everything was floating around and hitting the walls and ceiling, making me chuckle a bit.
I take my backpack off of me and throw it somewhere near the door.
Das isch also d’wirklichkeit. Isch scho cool eigentlich. [Translated : So this really is the reality. It’s kinda cool actually. ]
I see how it was just leaving earth and the sun behind, letting me stand in darkness, seeing only stars and other planets I never saw.
I go to the kitchen and take an apple, taking a bite of it and walk over to a window, looking from it, seeing a blue ball that looks just like earth, just it had different continents, it looked like it only had one massive and one small one, looking very strange.
I go to another nearby window, looking out of it, seeing the same planet but now a small part from what it looked like a moon.
I take another bite of my apple, walking over to a chair and sit down, just chewing on my apple and thinking what I saw in this day.
“Totatli katastrophe, isch ja ‘s einzig was mir id sinn fallt.” [Translated : “Total catastrophe, it’s the only thing that falls into my mind.”]
I stand up and pick up my backpack, throw it out into deep space and close the door, having a massive smile on me.
“Nie meh schuel, isch ja super!” [Translated : “No more school, that’s awesome!”]
I got to the window and look out of it and see that the planet becoming smaller and smaller, making me think that I’m trapped in space forever.
I brush the feelings off and take a bite of my apple and chew on it, walking to the chair and sit down on it, looking around.
Laaaaangwiilliiig… [Translated : Boooooriiing… ]
I stand up and walk over to the same window I standed and watched out to where I’m headed, and I see no planet near me, only far away stars and some other small dots.
I look away from the window and look to the door, walking up to it and open it up, taking a deep breathing in and out.
I walk over to the kitchen, take some food and water and put it into my pockets, going to the door and jump out, grabbing on the roof and sit on there, looking around.
Wunderschön [Translated : Beautiful ]
I look behind me and see the blue planet again, seeing how it goes closer...always closer, I see some sparks
“God im...universum?” [Translated : “God in...universe?”]
I looked, seeing how fast this house dropped and how the wall and roof just started to break off.
After some seconds, the house was just gone, and I was feeling how it burned my skin, making me feel like I was melting.
I closed my eyes and turned so that I was flying down with my back hoping that it won’t hurt as much as from the front.
I was wrong, my spine gave me the feeling as if it would just relocate to the front of my body, but it didn’t, a relieve there.
What actually surprises me, normally, I would be long dead by such a temperature, I think, I might be wrong but I don't care, I was still happy to be alive...more or less.
I turn around and go with the head down, attempting to hold my head to stop the feeling as if I will be split in half any moment but fail, my hands are glued to my sides, not able to move at all.
I see the clouds and think that this is going to be my end, expecting for the worst.
I breaked through the clouds, only for my right foot hitting something and making me lose my shoe.
"God dammit, that was my lucky shoe!" I yelled, still having the eyes closed.
I was scared, I thought I would die, I opened my eyes and stared towards the ground that was always coming closer and closer.
“Wart mal, ich bin nonig tot...das heissi dass ich nid vo des sterbe werd.” [Translated : “Wait, I’m still not dead, that means I won’t die from this.”]
I just smiled casually and thought this will just give me a massive headache, nothing more.
Boom.
I was lying on the ground, thinking I was dead, having my eyes closed and my hands on the ground, lying like I was dead, soon though, I stand up, wobbling a bit, and seeing everything double, crossed and...just plain wrong. The amount of pain I was thinking of the impact was wrong, it didn’t give me a massive headache, it gave me a gigantic headache, making me use foul language and lots of "Argh" because of that pain.
I stopped after some minutes, opening my eyes seeing that there's fog, very thick fog, making it hard to see.
“Das chan nur schön ende.” [Translated : “This can only end well.”]
Author's Note
Now then, my first chapter in my second Fanfiction, I think my writing has gotten worse from the first story, but I might be wrong, who know- oh wait, you guys do.
The sentence at "“God in...universe?” is in Switzerland known as "God im Himmel" and it just got a direct translation, in english it would mean "Oh god"
Chapter Two: Brutality at its finest
I start moving slowly towards the debris of the house, looking if I can find something useful to use.
After some minutes of searching, I am lucky enough to find my iPad with an Otterbox Defender, still in tact, the iPad itself having small scratches on the screen, the case though, demolished.
“Hed z’mindischt sini Arbeit gleistet” [Translated : “At Least it has done its work.”] I say out loud, picking it up, not removing the case incase I will let it fall from a small height and see that the only piece of good technology in this shitworld I am now in will get destroyed.
I look around, seeing nothing more then debris and debris of the house that crashes into this strange world.
My mind starts racing, giving me thousands and thousands of questions, one of which, “How will I come back?”, that idea, struck me like lightning, but for now, my answer was “I will find a solution”
I slowly walk out of the debris, hoping I won’t trip, but as much as life hates me, I trip anyways, hitting a sharp edge of a small piece debris with my hand, stinging into my hand, giving a cut into my hand.
Since day one of my life I’ve hated cuts and bruises and have been very sensitive with those, but gotten over the year less sensitive with the pain, but I still stand quickly up, letting out a groan of pain, seeing blood coming a bit out.
I continue walking, looking around, always checking that there is nothing close to me, but the fog so close to me, I wasn’t really able to see, only smell and hear, and it stank, making me able to use only the hearing, eyesight was very limited, smelling was terrible so I had to use a handmade gasmask, which is made from my hands.
After quite some time of aimless wandering around in the fog, I hear a roar coming from my right, loud, hurting my ears.
I turn to the left, running what it takes, and since I had 3-4 in sport, I was going nowhere, I mean, atleast I was getting the feeling the distance is getting bigger, but that feeling, died off when I attempted to hear what was going on.
I hear loud pounding and the same roar, closer, and the pounding always coming closer and closer.
I turned my head while running, of course that leading me to fall, but I only tripped and tripped, not falling, that might be because the ground was relative clean and was straight, no bumps or something like that, or atleast, that’s what I felt.
I saw what came closer and closer, it was something terrifying but cartoonish, it looked like something of World of Warcraft, something that used to transport the Horde team from point A to B...what was it’s name again? I didn’t care about it’s name, all I cared was what will happen to me when he gets me.
I turn back around and see the fog slowly fading away, but when I came to the edge of the fog, it was just gone, now...I’ve been met with darkness, the clouds a heavy black, giving the look as if it wants to start a storm any moment now.
I didn’t care where I was running into, where I was running to, what I only cared, was to get that World of Warcraft thingy away from me.
I was surprised I still wasn’t catched by that thing, but I then I something in front of me, that thing, roaring at me, scaring the living crap out of me.
I thought now, I can’t turn, else I will be caught by his acceleration, I can’t turn, then I lose speed and be caught by his acceleration...there was only one thing to do, be a man and fight him, jump over him or try to turn and run.
First option was out of the question, he was definitely too strong versus me, jumping over him won’t be a good idea because he has a tail that looks like a scorpion one, and the end didn’t seem very appealing to me either, when that hits me, it’s over with life.
Being the logical dude I am, I run up to him and punch him into the eye, I mean, holy crap those eyes are big, why not use that opportunity?
The manticore, well, didn’t do anything, instead, it roared and scratches my face, making me yell and go aggressive, but because I always collect anger and then burst out in one single go and go apeshit, I wasn’t going anywhere, so I try to use my warface, truth be told, it kinda worked, in confusion way, the manticore just got confused when he saw my face, giving me the opportunity to touch my face, giving me immense pain at the touch, looking at my hand, I see blood, much of it.
That got me into apeshit mode and go burst out, I grab the manticore by his mane, noticing his tongue was lolling out for no reason, I jumped on his muzzle, making his face fall on the ground and bite his tongue, it looked wonderful to see him in pain, and to go even worse, I started yelling so loud, that surely the whole planet was able to hear me. “Hörsch mal zue arschloch! Wenn du de verfickte scheiss machsch werd ich dir d’auge uszieh, sie dir z’ässe ge, i werd dich in vier stück mache und dini verdammte Organe z’mittag ässe wärend du dini scheiss Auge us kacksch! Häsch du mir verstande du verdammtes Teil vo scheiss!?” [Translated : “Now listen asshole! If you try to do that, I will rip off your eye and make you eat them, I will make you into four pieces and eat them for breakfast while you will shit your eyes out! Did you understand me you god damn piece of shit?!”]
The manticore looked at me in horror, but I saw him in his eyes that he wanted to still do it, but at the same time, he wanted to give up, I wasn’t playing nice now, and I took his first sight.
“Du häsch es welle.” [Translated : “You wanted it”]
I ram my hands into his eyes, breaking through the Cornea, and lenses, hearing him now screaming in pain, giving a sick smile, rummaging inside his eye, not caring about the feeling how disgusting it is or how blood is dripping down my face, all I cared, was to see him suffer.
I take my right hand out of his eye, the left still inside his eye, making a mess and destroying everything inside, grabbing with my right hand a Swiss army knife out of my pocket, and before you ask, everyone I know has at least one Swiss army knife, so I got one as well for my 12th birthday, it’s a bit rusty, but I always sharpen it when it gets dull, so here I was pointing the knife at a World of Warcraft thingy.
I ram the knife into his eye, attempting to disconnect the eye from the optic nerve, I won piece by piece, disconnecting one small line after the other, hearing him scream and scream, and after disconnecting all of the small lines, he screamed, and I got the feeling like this was the best adventure in my life, aside from studying, and doing more classes then regular people.
I withdraw the knife from its eye, closing it with one hand and put it into my pocket, grabbing the inside of his eye and trying like mad to get it out of the socket, which happens sooner or later, and I went flying sky high, it roared and screamed in pain, soon it started to run, but my hand still in his left eye, I went flying after him, yelling at him to stop, but soon though, I feel that my hand can’t keep up anymore and leaves the eye, making me stumble to the ground while the World of Warcraft thingy continues running into random directions.
“Han sicherlich ihm irgendeini lektion ge” [Translated : “Surely taught him something”] I say out loud, looking at myself, “Ich gseh ja grausam us!” [Translated : “I look horrible!”]
I walk off to a random direction, not meeting the eye or a blood trail, nothing, just black clouds hover over me, and the massive field of grass I am walking on.
It feels like I am walking for ages, pain is erupting from my whole body, making me just want to fall on the ground and beg that this is only a dream, but I don’t and won’t, I’m continuing to walk, even if it looks ridiculous and if I look ridiculous, I have to move on, I have to continue finding stuff, this was just like Survival in Minecraft, just creepier, real life, and not blocky, and you can’t punch wood with your bare hands.
I see a sign or something wooden, it was far away, but out of glee happiness appearing over the immense pain made me run towards it.
Every single step was painful, my face having three wonderful, long scratches, my throat dry, my stomach grumbling for hunger and I was tired like hell, but I didn’t care, I continued walking towards the wooden thing, and see that it really is a sign.
When I came to the sign, I looked at it, and saw at it in disbelief, I look at it, reading it, in disbelief, I’ve read it again, and again, but then I just gave up, and continued walking towards the direction.
I repeat what I remembered what it said on the sign “Welcome to Ponyville”
Author's Note
First of all, I hope you enjoyed it.
Chapter Three: Music And Village
I continue walking to the same direction for now thirty minutes, and I see no sign of civilization, no Codyville, adapting the pain slowly on my walking and face, which makes it atleast a bit easier.
I sigh and take my iPad, turning the volume up to max and look what songs I got, and after a small time, I’m listening to the first song.
I smile while listening to this music, always making me happy and giving me a special feeling that I can’t describe, but I didn’t care how that feeling can be called, all I cared was to enjoy for a small time.
I look up and continually see black clouds, not raining, but very annoying that I have turn up the brightness on the pad, making me drain my iPad’s battery much faster, but, it was at seventy percent, so it should work for now...I hope.
After the song ends, I look at my iPad, closing my eyes and taking a random song, and when I played it, it was one song that I hoped that won’t appear I quickly click it away, and put the iPad away, listening to nature and environment, but I didn’t really hear anything, except me walking on the lair of grass, not happening anything, hell, I would even fight with the World of Warcraft thingy again just to get something to do, but I better won’t say that outloud or think that again, it can happen and when it does, it’s a nasty thing.
I am met with an endless lair of grass, not ending, but as close as I was giving up, I looked down, and saw a dirt path, behind me, and in front of me.
Such things could mean, I am walking in a loop or theres just randomly and magically appearing things in this world.
“Echt...Magie” [Translated : “Right...magic”] I think, just laughing mentally at the idea that magic really exists, and just started following the road, soon seeing another sign far away, making me running towards it like crazy, hoping that it would’ve any explanation for that “Welcome to Codyville” but there is no Codyville in sight.
I finally reach the sign, groaning at the distance I walked, and look what it said.
…
I read it the first, the second, third, fourth, and then fifth time, thinking if that was really just joking.
“Turn around for death, run as fast as you can, don’t look behind you, run!” it said, and being the intelligent man I am, I turn around, and see a fucked up thing in front of me, have I said that I am 7 foot tall? Yeah, that thing was bigger then that, making me scared shitless.
“Tell me, why are you doing the exact opposite thing?” the creature asked, my answer, only a gulp and turning my back on what it was.
“Yap...ich glaub i werd eifach weglaufe…” [Translated : “Yeah...I think I will just walk away”]
I slowly start moving, but feel being lifted by two...claws? hands? I don’t know, but I get lifted up by that thing.
“You’re not going everywhere now, young one, you will tell me why you didn’t do what the sign told, and only then I will let you walk away.” That thing said, making me shudder
“...Tu parles francais?” I said with a chuckle, but I never expected the answer he would say, “Oui, je parle francais, tu comprends moi?”
I mentally slapped myself and sighed, saying then “Ich bin eifach de inteligentischte person, ich mach mini eigeni regle.” [Translated : “I am the most intelligent person, I create my own rules”]
He sighed, and dropped me, saying with a groan “Fine, you can carry on then.* I hear some grumble and muttering, but I didn’t care what he said, all I cared, was coming to civilization, and when I started walking, I walked fast, faster then the speed of light...or that looked so for me at least.
I saw the real village soon though, it was very...different then I have ever seen, I mean sure there were old buildings where I am living, but this what I saw from a distance was just so old that it gave me the idea that I got thrown back into a Fantasy Middle Age living, but I don’t know, right now, this fantasy was way too fucked up for me.
I take my iPad, and check my battery, the screen showing surprising sixty-five percent, giving me a small smile.
I load up a random song, hoping something else then the other song comes on, and I was right, a very different song came up.
Clickie for Song
I am moving slowly into the village, seeing again a sign, standing on it “Welcome to Ponyville!”
“Ah! es isch Ponyville! Nid Codyville!” [Translated : “Ah! It’s Ponyville! Not Codyville!”]
I continue walking closer to the village, giving me one single question, which made me stop, right at the outskirts of the village.
“Ponyville...why was it named Ponyville? Sure, a village full with ponies...what’s the worst that could happen? Techno coloured ponies that can talk English and have Unicorns...holy shit if I continue thinking like that it might get real” I thought to myself, giving some thinking to that, and later just shrugging it off, and walk into the village.
The village itself looked very colourful, and it was...very empty I shall say, no single soul on the streets, as if it’s a ghost town.
I take my iPod, looking at its battery life, seeing that it decreased to sixty percent still much, but I will need to find a charging station at the end of the day, and in a place like this, it can get very heavy to make that.
I stop when I notice that there is something that resembles a notice board, I walk up to it and see if there is something.
“Luegem mal...vermisst...vermisst...arbeiter g’suecht...nix.” [Translated : “Let’s see...missing...missing...workers wanted...nothing.”]
I walk away from the notice board, sighing, hoping that there is at least something to do, because he only had paper money, no gold or silver or something like that, because how much I remember, Middle Age didn’t have paper money, so...it won’t work at all here.
“Wonderful place isn’t it? So empty.” said a voice closely behind me, giving me no private space at all, I felt him very close.
“...Yep…” is everything I can say, that including a loud gulp.
“Turn around and look up at me.” said the voice, and as I turned and looked up, I saw the creature that lifted me.
Personally, he looked fucked up, he should go see a doc if he can fix, his god damn body is one big chaos! It’s like he adapted to every god damn creature there is! Well...nearly...I don’t see a scorpion tail for instance, but...it’s still strange.
“My name is Discord, God of Chaos, and do please, talk English, it’s heavy to understand your...different language with all those different letters and all”
I just look at him, and he looks at me, sharing some seconds of awkward silence.
“So? Will you talk English? Or will have to continue translate every single word you’re giving out?” says Discord, still looking at me, showing no emotion at all.
“I...guess I can speak English.” I say with a german accent, making Discord grin a bit with that stupid accent I got.
“Oh my, you have one strange accent, let me try to recreate it.”, says Discord, cleaning his throat and then trying to talk in a very heavy german accent “I am Discord, God of Chaos...my this really does sound funny.”
“Not my fault that I’m Swiss” I say, looking at my hands and legs, being then forced watching up again at Discord again.
“You’re what? Swiz? It’s already strange enough seeing a non-pony in this land that can talk but hearing that he’s race is Swiz is something really new, tell me, since when were you created in Equestria? I don’t think I ever created hairless apes that can talk, you must be created from nature!” He says fascinated!
I sigh, and then see Discord vanish, and then having something touching me, and as I turn around, I see Discord again, now with scientific clothes.
“Tell me, how was your species created? Where does your race “Swiz” live? How many of your species are there?”
Okay...I think since I’m talking English, might as well think Englisch, and now...what should I answer...I’m sure he will take “I’m an alien” as a joke...but what if not?
I started to shoot out words, always going quieter and quieter “I’m an alien from another Planet called Earth! There are 8 billion of us there, we’re called Humans and we don’t really know how we got created…”
Discord gave me a ‘Really?’ face, but shrugging and saying “Well, I do hope you will have a wonderful place here in Equestria! I will see you soon to talk with you more, you do sound interesting, I will talk with you some more.”
And last word, he vanished, not even giving me time to say ‘Goodbye’ or ‘Have a good one’
I look around, seeing that this ghost town is fully empty, giving me the idea to yell something what I ever wanted to yell, I walk up to a bench, stand on it and yell with full blast “I AM A VIRGIN!”, creating laughter in some homes.
With those laugher, my brain clicked, knowing that there are people here, silencing me, I slowly step down from the bench, scratching the back of my neck.
I walk up to a random home, and knock loudly on their door, hearing at least some steps coming to the direction of the door, and when it opens, I see a...technicoloured horse, staring at me, scared, the eyes of it unrealistically big.
“Aha! I knew there were living things in this village!” I say in happiness, the horse flinching back and slamming the door, locking it with all kinds of stuff behind it.
“Well...it was still a horse, I hope there are real people living here.” I say out loud, and with that, I started to walk aimlessly around the village, and I be honest, it relatively big.
My stomach grumbles, obviously hungry, now, when I come to another part of the village, I see one massive pile of ponies walking around.They might be not alarmed or didn’t care, or thought that the creature will take some time to come so they can stock up on food
There are lines and lines of horses, and when I cleared my throat loudly, and started to walk into the busy area, I feel and see so many horses looking at me, and there were so many coloured ones, Grey, Blue, Red, Yellow, Green, all colours! And what is up with their hair? They’re all different coloured as well differently shaped! And why do I see Unicorns and Wingy horses?!
“...Can someone! PLEASE! TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!” I yell, the horses looking at me, not moving one bit, as if they’re not moving, I’m not able to see them.
“...What?” I say, not expecting them to say, hearing some coughs, hearing then someone screaming.
“It’s a bucking monster!” and the horses go wild, running into their homes and some of them just running to another area, and me, well, I continue standing, not moving, not talking, like if I’m paralyzed.
I try to move, and find out that I’m really paralyzed.Great...