Chapter 1
It was a beautiful day in Ponyville; the sky was clear, the birds were singing, and ponies wandered about their businesses waiting for customers. One pony was exceptionally happy on this fine day, and her name was Pinkie Pie. As Pinkie skipped along humming a merry tune, she was unaware of the oppressive, unseen presence following close behind her. The presence in question happened to be a demon who had risen from the bowels of Tartarus, and wanted nothing more than to possess somepony. After all, is there any better way to wreak havoc on the general populace than taking over one of there own? That's when the demon spotted Pinkie Pie, and it knew instantly that it had found it's flesh puppet. As the demon charged headlong into the pink party mare, Pinkie shuddered for some reason that she couldn't quite explain.
"Huh," Pinkie asked nopony in particular, "that was weird." Pinkie shrugged and went back to skipping down the road towards Golden Oaks Library to see her best friend Twilight. She passed by the Cakes, who happened to be outside selling various pastries, when she heard a deep, frightening voice in her head.
"Those ponies there," the voice bellowed angrily, as Pinkie turned her head to look at the ponies in question the voice continued,
"Kill them!" Pinkie didn't know who this voice was, but he didn't seem very nice.
"Who are you?" Pinkie asked.
"I am Fuzzle-Wuzzle-Wuffikins the third," the demon responded hatefully, " I am a demon from the depths of Tartarus, and I command you to bring death to these pathetic mortal ponies!"
Pinkie Pie cocked her head slightly to the side. then her eyes widened in realization.
"Ooooh," Pinkie said, "I understand now!" Pinkie crept up behind the Cakes, and grabbing a large knife off an outside counter, she plunged it down with a sickening squelching sound as Mrs. Cake screamed loudly. Pinkie then held up the slice of chocolate cake she had cut and put it on a plate.
"Here you go Mrs. Cake." Pinkie smiled brightly,
"Oh, you startled me Pinkie, you should know better than to sneak up on ponies like that."
"Sorry Mrs. Cake." Pinkie grinned sheepishly, "I shouldn't have snuck up on you like that." Pinkie apologized.
"Here's one for you too Mr. Cake!" Pinkie smiled happily.
"Thanks Pinkie, I was starting to get a little peckish. Mr. Cake said smiling. Pinkie Pie skipped off again with an extra spring in her step. The demon fumed.
"What was that!? I told you to give them death!" the demon screamed in Pinkie's mind,
"I did, silly!" Pinkie stated honestly, "I gave them death by chocolate!" The demon grit it's teeth, this is not what it had had in mind at all! It had wanted pain and suffering, not desserts and good cheer! Pinkie then passed Fluttershy.
"There that one! Snap her neck and make her go limp!" the demon growled. Pinkie smiled and nodded in understanding. Pinkie walked straight up to Fluttershy, put her hooves on either side of her neck, and applied pressure. There was a sudden cracking sound, and Fluttershy's entire body went limp.
"How does that feel Fluttershy?" Pinkie asked her yellow pegasus friend.
"Oh, hi Pinkie." Fluttershy said happily, "That feels simply wonderful! How did you know my neck has been so stiff lately?" Fluttershy asked.
"Oh, my Pinkie sense told me of course silly!" Pinkie chirped, "I'm so glad your feeling better!" Pinkie said honestly as she trotted away. The demon was enraged! How could such a straight forward command be misinterpreted!? Still, the day was young and there were many more chances to cause needless pain and agony. The demon then noticed a table with a candle on it. At this table sat a grey, wall-eyed mare.
"There is your next victim!" The demon proclaimed, "There is a candle on that table, so set her on fire!" the demon cackled evilly.
"Okie-dokie-loki!" Pinkie sing-songed in response. Pinkie trotted up to the grey mare and pulled out a bunch of new clothes, a comb, and some shades, and then proceeded to dress up the startled mare.
"There ya go Derpy!" Pinkie beamed, "Now you look awesome! Somepony better get some water, because you're on fire!"
"Thanks Pinkie! I feel so lucky to have a great friend like you!" Derpy Hooves said.
"Aw your welcome! Anytime friend!" Pinkie hopped away excitedly.
"How could you get that wrong!?" the demon snarled.
"What do you mean? I for one thought that outfit looks great on her!" Pinkie humphed. Shortly afterwards, Pinkie Pie passed Bon bon and Lyra.
"Quickly, Smother that turquoise unicorn, and then violate that earth pony!" the demon screeched. Pinkie giggled and nodded. "Make sure the earth pony never forgets what you did to her!" the demon commanded. Pinkie promptly gave Lyra the unicorn a big hug.
"Hiya Lyra!" Pinkie squealed joyfully. "Don't you just feel smothered in love!? Pinkie asked.
"Hi Pinkie Pie, actually I do!" Lyra smiled. Pinkie then let go of Lyra, and went up to Bon bon, and gave her a really big hug.
"Aw...Thank you so much Pinkie!" Bon bon said, "I was feeling really depressed. I feel a little bit better now, thanks to your kind gesture! I will never forget how you made me smile during this difficult time." Bon bon said with a small smile.
"You’re both very welcome!" Pinkie sang out as she continued on her way.
"What was that!?” the demon yelled inside of Pinkie's cranium.
"I smothered Lyra with friendship and love, and I violated Bon bon's personal space with a hug to cheer her up since she looked so sad!" Pinkie stated, grinning widely. A while later, Pinkie passed by Scootaloo, who was getting ready to eat some chocolate pudding.
"I command you to go up to that filly, and eat her skin!" the demon bellowed in it's most intimidating voice. Pinkie Pie walked up to the orange filly and peeled a gooey brown skin from the top of the pudding.
"Mmmmmm!" Pinkie said eating the pudding skin. "That's good!"
"Thanks for eating my pudding skin, Pinkie. That't my least favorite part of the pudding!" Scootaloo said.
"I know it is, that's why I ate it for you!" Pinkie said, smiling. Pinkie then continued onwards with her trek. Pinkie finally made it to Golden Oaks Library, and entered inside.
"Hiya, Twilight!" Pinkie called out. Twilight trotted down the stairs to see her energetic pink friend,
"Hello, Pinkie." Twilight said, Twilight then noticed the odd presence inside Pinkie,
"Oh, Pinkie, I don't want to alarm you, but you seem to have some kind of malevolent entity in you, hold up." Twilight said, then lit her horn. Twilight cast an cleansing spell on Pinkie Pie, and in a couple of seconds the demon was exorcised and sent back to Tartarus.
"Thanks Twilight, that icky thing was so angry all the time! It really was starting to be a bit of a downer. But, I decided to make the best of it!" Pinkie said. "On the way here though, I got to help out so many ponies!" Pinkie cheered.
