I've been waiting for you

I've been waiting for you
by neorenamon

"Well," said Discord, "I do have some ruling to do! Taa until later!"

"Discord," snapped Celestia, "We're not done!..."

He vanished in a flash of light.

"scolding you!"

Spike was left look at the crowded tub across from his own, with two Twilights, a Celestia and a Luna in it.

"I am SO going to punish him for this!"

"Perhaps it is best that we wait until morning when we can take a fresh perspective on the matter," suggested Luna.

"There's a small problem," said Spike.

"Only ONE problem?!" snapped Celestia.

"Well... no... I mean another problem... like Discored replaced the bed with zinc bathtubs."

"I'm... I'm sorry I yelled at... you, Spike," said Celestia awkwardly.

"It's cool," he replied, "You're totally stressed about what Discord has done."

"Thank you," she said softly.

The two Twilights leaned closer to Celestia and said as one, "And we have given you a proper scrubbing yet."

"It is bad enough to compete for big sister's attention with just one Twilight Sparkle," grumbled Luna.

"I know one of you is my Twilight," said Celestia, "and the other is Rainbow Dash. It's not that I don't have feelings for all of the Elements of Harmony, but it's not right to leave you two together and confused like this. I swear I shall find a way to turn you back into your separate selves as well as set you both completely back to your right minds."

The Twilights leaned in and kissed Celestia on opposite cheeks.

"Spike. Please fetch some towels from the downstairs linen closet, if you would please."

"Sure thing," he replied as he hopped out of the tub. Celestia and Luna winced as he shook himself off like a dog before trotting off down the stairs. He could hear them talking as he went down the stairs.

"Where did that shampoo, those loofahs and bars of soap come from?" asked Luna.

"You don't have to levitate me like this," said Celestia.

He round the staircase down to the bottom and turned the corner for the linen closet.

"I can barely see you under those suds, big sister," said Luna.

"Well they're both cleaning me... Whoa, soap in the hole!"

"That better be a mild soap!"

He paused before opening the closet door. Taking inventory of the fluffy blankets, he listened even though he wasn't really sure that he wanted to.

"Oh my!" gasp Celestia, "I didn't know... AH! that loofahs were so... OH! so firm!"

"Great, now I'll have nightmares about big sister getting screwed with sponges!"

"AH! My teats don't need to be any cleaner than that!"

"Wait," said Luna, "That shampoo is doing something to your hair!"

"I can't see with this soap in my eyes! What's happening to me?!"

"I need to turn on the shower so you can get rinsed off," commented Luna as he heard a knob squeaking and the shower water turning on.

He grabbed a stack of folded and fluffy towels and headed back for the stairs.

"I don't know how, but your mane and tail are now... RAINBOW COLORED!" gasp Luna.

"OH HE IS SO GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!" cried Celestia.

"Oh, this will look interesting for Pinkie Pie's party tonight," commented the Twilights.

"What party?"

"I'm sure that Pinkie Pie will throw a surprise party sometime this evening. Pretend to be surprised."

"Wow, this stereo act... is getting creepy," said Luna.

Spike began climbing up the stairs holding the towels before him.

"That sponge is awful deep in me!" moaned Celestia.

He began creeping up the last half dozen stairs, not sure if he really wanted to see what was happening.

"AH!" she gasp, "I'm going to cum!"

Spike decided to stop and wait.

"Big sister?!" cried Luna.

Celestia was panting and gasping. Spike turned around to sit on the stairs. He sat the towels in his lap.

"Twilight!" protested Luna, "Be more gentle with big sister!"

The moans of Celestia grew to a peak before she began to calm down.

"I guess I got a little carried away," said the Twilights at last, "I'm sorry."

"It's alright," panted Celestia.

"I wonder what is taking Spike so long?" asked Luna as the situation calmed down.

"Spike is fussy about which towels he brings to me," offered the Twilights.

He waited another minute before standing and coming in with the towels.

"Hey Spike!" said the Twilights.

The sight of Celestia's mane and tail made him stop in his tracks.

"Spike?" she asked.

"Uh... decided to change the look of your mane?"

"No, I fear this was Discord's choice. I hope no one else uses this shampoo that Discord apparently left here. This has been a very long day and I'd like to get some sleep."

"But big sister, where will we sleep without beds?"

"I have a spell to conjure a bed," offered the Twilights.

"It pains me to suggest this," said Luna softly, "but perhaps it's for the best of one of us sleeps upstairs with one Twilight and the other sleeps downstairs with the other Twilight. Perhaps spending a few hours apart will help them to act like separate beings instead of hive drones."

"I agree," said Celestia, "I shall take one and sleep downstairs..."

"No! You are the elder sister! Decorum requires that you sleep in the best accommodations! We can sleep downstairs!"

Celestia nodded.

"Now go ahead and let Spike towel off your legs. I suppose I shall have to towel off the rest of you, considering there are no proper servants for that."

"What about the extra tubs?" asked Spike.

"Oh, just empty them and store them in the back room for now," said the Twilights.

Spike began to dry off Celestia's legs as Luna's horn glowed and another towel floated over to dry her new rainbow mane.

"How will I explain this?" asked Celestia as she looked at her new mane.

"Well, mares dye their manes and tails all the time," replied Spike, "Just say it's for a special occasion. Or say you lost a bet with Luna. I'm sure Ponyville will just accept whatever reason you tell them."
...

Trixie Lunamoon was walking down the street with a smug grin on her face. She figured she wouldn't have to wait long for her to see the fruits of her planned revenge against Twilight Sparkle, Princess or not. The sun lowered and the moon rose. She managed to catch the owner of Star-buckers just as he was about to close.

"Please wait!" she called.

"I was just about to close up for the night, Missy," he replied.

"Stay open a little longer and I promise I'll make it worth your time!"

"Alright," he sighed, "But you better not keep me up to late. My wife won't be so forgiving if I'm too late." He paused to open the door for her after unlocking it again.

"Oh, I'm sure it will be worth the trouble," she replied as she walked in.

"So what do you want?" he asked.

"Caramel latte with a cheese danish," she replied, "and make the latte as strong as you can. And I want a whip cream garnish as well."

"Coming up, miss," he replied as he headed back to the kitchen. The waitress had already left for the day, so Trixie was there all by herself. She sat down and waited for her order to arrive.

"Well hello," said a voice behind her.

"What do you want, Discord?" she retorted sharply.

He appeared in the chair next to her.

"While I applaud your revenge plan, you could have executed it better."

"I don't know what you're talking about," she sniffed as she looked away, "and you can't prove anything even if I did."

"Well, if you're looking for Twilight sporting a boner, you're going to have to wait a very very long time."

"Still don't know what you're talking about."

"Oh don't act so coy," he replied, "It's not like it's a secret that you're in the market for revenge against her."

"So why are you bothering me with this?"

"Funny," he mused, "Don't you know that Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are staying at the Golden Oak Library?"

"So?"

"And that a strange package arrived today?"

"So?"

"So when Luna and Twilight declined to try the 'mare enhancing' device..."

"Wait," she hissed, "Are you saying that Princess Celestia put... put... that device on?!"

"Oh yes," he replied, "and I should tell you that whoever sent that package to Twilight is going to be in real real deep cow-pies. I see a very long stay in a really deep and dark dungeon for them."

Trixie began to sweat.

"In fact, she swore right in front of me that she was going to spend years formulating a horrible punishment for whoever did this to her," he said as he rubbed his paw and talons together.

Trixie gulped. She looked around for the shop owner.

"Don't worry," he replied, "I've put up a privacy spell so that whatever we say to each other will not carry outside this room. When the shop owner comes back, he won't even see me here."

"What do you want?"

"Oh, I don't want a whole lot, but I could use your... eh... assistance... in getting even with Twilight Sparkle. In fact, my plan has already begun."

"What might that be?"

"Don't be surprised if you should, shall we say, start seeing double Twilight Sparkles?"

"What are you babbling about?" she hissed.

"Oh, let's say the Rainbow Dash now looks like her... exactly... and let's also say that they... share their minds, memories, goals and ambitions?"

"That sounds... promising."

"And if you play your cards right, I'll make sure that ALL suspicion is diverted from you."

'Damn,' she thought, 'He just might use this to blackmail me forever... unless he gets turned back into a statue for a hundred years or so...'

"So do you have a deal?" he asked.

She looked into his eyes as she replied, "We surely do."

"You're order is up, Miss," said the owner as he came in, "You want any more orders?"

"Just make another. I'm in the mood for at least three more of these lattes and at least one more cheese danish."

"All right, Missy."

"I shall contact you again soon," he replied, "Just be sure to make a scene tomorrow at the inn you're staying at. I want you to let Ponyville know where you are all day. The more witnesses, the better."

"Oh, if anyone knows how to attract a crowd, it's the Great and Powerful Trixie."

As Discord vanished, Trixie noticed the pony was completely oblivious to Discord's presence and what they had said.
...

Discord returned to Canterlot. He even had the nerve to appear on Celestia's throne.

"Lord Discord!" called one of the Guards as he approached.

"Yes?" he asked evenly.

"There seems to be still no sign of Princess Cadance."

"Well send more guards to aid in the search!" he commanded.

"But the guards around Canterlot and the Crystal Empire are down to the bare minimum as it is."

"There's no direct threat from any source," he replied, "So our FIRST priority must be to find the Princess!"

"Speaking of Princesses, how are Celestia, Luna and Twilight doing, my lord?"

"Oh, Twilight is beside herself with excitement, and Celestia is hard up to find a better time with both her and Luna. I think Celestia is finally cumming (coming) into her own."

"We shall do our best to locate Cadance as soon as we can, my lord," the guard said with a bow before leaving.

"It's good to be the king," he said under his breath, then snapping his talons to make the giant double doors close behind him. "Perhaps it's time to see how my guest is doing?" He flashed out of sight to instantly appear in another room.

He was in a white marble room with a number of silver fixtures and adornments. It looked like one of the Roamin Bath Houses of Old. The air was heavy with the suggestion of steam from the nearby hot tub, but he wasn't interested in that. His ears were assaulted by the sound of a mare moaning her pleasure.

Slowly stepping up and opening the double doors before him, he noticed that Cadance was laying out on a bench. She was under hot towels, had a mud facial, and her eyes were covered with cucumber slices. Shining Armor was massaging her right hind leg as she twitched and moaned. Another stallion dropped a grape into her open mouth.

"Enjoying your second honeymoon, Princess Cadance?"

"Oh yes," she panted, "I don't know how you arranged this, but I can't remember the last time I felt this good! I just with that Twilight could be here with me!"

"That could be arranged," he muttered under his breath.

"Pardon?" she asked.

"Oh, she's terribly busy helping Princess Luna with some project in Ponyville. Celestia will be there for... a few days as well."

"Wait," she replied, "Who's running Equestria?"

"Oh, I'm running things until she returns," he replied with a smirk he knew she couldn't see. In fact, there was a lot of things she couldn't see, like how the stallions taking care of her were actually mares, or how she only had illusionary sex with her husband the whole time she was alone in her room. But he figured as long as she was enjoying herself, he would come up with some explanation he could give to the distraught Shining Armor. Perhaps he could find a way to blame it all on the Changeling Queen or something.

"Well, it's nice that Celestia trusts you so much already."

"Oh yes," he said slyly, "I've been very good indeed."

"But don't you want anything, honey buns?" she asked as she looked at Shining Armor.

"Nothing but your sweet, sweet smile," he replied as he started messaging her hip. He placed her leg over his shoulder to get better leverage.

"Goodness," she said, "You must have been studying in secret. I had no idea you were so good with message."

"Neither did I," replied Discord as he teleported away.